11x04 - Little Red Rockin' Hood/The Whole Truth

[bunniefuu]

(to tune of "Yankee Doodle")

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces ♪

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend ♪

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪



Whoa! ALLBarney!

Oh, hello, everybody!

How about this story, Baby Bop?

It's called "The Three Little Pigs."

Um, no, thank you, Barney.

BJ read that one to me yesterday.

Yeah.

Oh, I've got an idea, Barney. Okay.

Why don't you tell her the story of "Little Red Rockin' Hood"?

That's a good one.

You mean "Little Red Riding Hood."

Well, actually,

this story is called "Little Red Rockin' Hood,"

and it's filled with singing and dancing.

Ooh, I know I'd like that.

Would you please tell me that story, Barney?

Well, I'd be happy to.

Yes!

Would you like to help me?

Yeah! Yeah, sure.

Oh, terrific!

Well, here we go.

♪ Shoo be do op ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

This is the story

of how Little Red Riding Hood became Little Red Rockin' Hood.

♪ Red Rockin' Hood ♪

Our story begins here in the city.

♪ Yes, in the big city ♪

Where there lived a wolf who liked to sing.

♪ , , , ♪

BARNEYOh!

♪ I could be an engineer and drive a train ♪ ♪ Choo-choo! ♪

♪ I could be a pilot and fly a big plane ♪ ♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

♪ They both sound great, but they're just not right for me ♪ ♪ They're not right ♪"],…}

♪ You see ♪ You see ♪

♪ I'm gonna sing a little song and play my guitar ♪

♪ 'Cause when I grow up ♪

♪ I want to be a rock-n-roll star ♪

♪ A rock-n-roll star ♪

♪ A rock-n-roll star ♪

♪ He's gonna be a-- a rock-n-roll star ♪

♪ I'm gonna sing a little song and play my guitar ♪

♪ 'Cause when I grow up, I wanna be a rock-n-roll star ♪

♪ Everybody's dancing to the beat ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ Jump up on your feet wherever you are ♪

♪ 'Cause now it's time for me to play m-m-m-m-m-my guitar ♪

♪ A rock-n-roll star...

What am I going to be?

♪ He's gonna be a-a rock-n-roll star ♪

♪ I'm gonna sing a little song and play my guitar ♪

♪ 'Cause when I grow up, I wanna be a rock-n-roll ♪

♪ When he grows up, he wants to be a rock-n-roll... ♪

♪ I said when I grow up, I want to be a rock-n-roll star!

♪ Doo-wop! ♪

The Wolf was a very good singer,

but because he sang a little different

from the other people in the city,

no one would sing with him.

♪ No, no, no. ♪

Now out in the country, there lived a little girl.

Her name was...

♪ Little Red Riding Hood. ♪

And she also liked to sing.

♪ I could be an engineer and drive a train ♪

♪ I could be a pilot and fly a big plane ♪

♪ They both sound great ♪

♪ But they're just not right for me, you see ♪

♪ I'm gonna sing a little song and play my guitar ♪

♪ 'Cause when I grow up, I wanna be a country music star ♪

♪ A country music star ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ A country music star ♪

♪ Whee! ♪

♪ I'm gonna sing a little song and play my guitar ♪

♪ 'Cause when I grow up, I wanna be a country music... ♪

♪ When she grows up, she wants to be a country music... ♪

♪ When I grow up, I wanna be a country music star ♪

♪ Yee-haw! ♪

It just so happened that Little Red Riding Hood's grandpa

owned a place where everyone came to sing.

♪ Little Hood, your grandpa is starting a band ♪

♪ It's gonna be the best band in the land ♪

♪ So get there quick, and make it fast ♪

♪ Grandpa's band will be a blast. ♪


And so, Little Red Riding Hood set off

to join her grandpa's band.

♪ Run, run, Little Red run...

Sing it, girls!

♪ Singing in Grandpa's band will be so much fun. ♪

♪ Oh, baby, oh, baby, here I go ♪

♪ I'm gonna sing some rock and roll ♪

(howls)

♪ Stop, stop, you're hurting my ears ♪

♪ But I've been singing for many years ♪

♪ Ta ta ta dow dow dow ♪

♪ If you want to hear singing, listen to me ♪

♪ I've been singing since I was three! ♪

(yodeling)

♪ You call that singing? ♪

♪ It can't be true ♪

♪ I've got two words for you-- ♪

♪ Pee-yew! ♪

Oh, don't be silly, my singing's great.

Well, I'm off to sing at my Grandpa's Place,

I just can't wait.

Your grandpa?

Oh, please take me with you. I could be a star.

With your Grandpa's help, I could really go far.

Uh-uh, no way. It's plain to see,

There can be only one star in my grandpa's band,

and that star is me.

Cuff, cuff, time to fluff.

And Little Red Riding Hood continued on to Grandpa's Place.

♪ Run, run, Little Red run ♪

♪ I'm running ♪

♪ Singing in Grandpa's band will be so much fun. ♪

Sing it with us, Barney!

Okay.

♪ Run, run, run, Little Hood run ♪

Oh, whoa!

Grandpa needs me in his band.

I'm the best singer in the land.

And since Little Hood is clearly the worst,

I'd better make sure I get there first!

(howls)

♪ They're on the way, they're on the way ♪

♪ On the way to Grandpa's Place ♪

♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way ♪

♪ On my way to Grandpa's Place! ♪

♪ Down at Grandpa's Place, he has a terrific guitar ♪

♪ Down at Grandpa's Place, he has a terrific guitar ♪

♪ The guitar, it makes a sound like this ♪

(guitar solo)

♪ The guitar, it makes a sound like this ♪

(guitar solo)

♪ They're on the way, they're on the way ♪

♪ On the way to Grandpa's Place ♪

♪ They're on the way, they're on the way ♪

♪ On the way to Grandpa's Place! ♪

♪ Down at Grandpa's Place, he has a shiny new horn ♪

♪ Down at Grandpa's Place, he has a shiny new horn ♪

♪ The horn, it makes a sound like this ♪

(trumpet solo)

♪ The horn, it makes a sound like this ♪

(trumpet solo)

♪ They're on the way, they're on the way ♪

♪ On the way to Grandpa's Place ♪

♪ They're on the way, they're on the way ♪

♪ On the way to Grandpa's Place ♪

♪ Down at Grandpa's Place he has a fun set of drums ♪

♪ Down at Grandpa's Place he has a fun set of drums ♪

♪ The drums, they make a sound like this ♪

(drum solo)

♪ The drums, they make a sound like this ♪

(drum solo)

♪ They're on the way, they're on the way ♪

♪ On the way to Grandpa's Place ♪

♪ They're on the way, they're on the way ♪

♪ On the way to Grandpa's Place! ♪

Meanwhile, back at Grandpa's Place, BJ finally arrived.

BJ has entered the building!

More cowbell!

All right! Whoo!

♪ Hey, Grandpa, let me join your band ♪

♪ I'll make it the best band in the land ♪

Stop!

Here comes Little Hood.

Thank you, girls.

♪ Oh, Grandpa, Grandpa, it's your little hood ♪

♪ Don't listen to that wolf, I'm really good ♪

Whoa, relax, you both are cool!

A rocking version of preschool!

You each sing different and that's okay.

So let's sing together, come on, let's play!

Well, yee-haw! Yeah!

♪ There's all kinds of people ♪

♪ In all kinds of places ♪

Uh-huh.

♪ And there's all kinds of music ♪

♪ For all kinds of faces ♪

♪ If you do the best you can ♪

♪ You will see you can sing together perfectly ♪

Yeah.

♪ Let's sing a little country ♪


♪ And some rock and roll, too ♪

BJ/BABY BOP♪ Let's put them both together ♪

♪ And see what we can do ♪

♪ Just because we're different

♪ It doesn't mean something's wrong ♪

Oh, no.

ALL♪ And when we sing together ♪

♪ We sing a brand-new song ♪

♪ Come on and sing a little country ♪

♪ And some rock and roll, too ♪

(giggles)

♪ Let's put them both together ♪

♪ And see what we can do ♪

ALL♪ Just because we're different ♪

♪ It doesn't mean something's wrong ♪

Oh, no.

♪ And when we sing together ♪

♪ We sing a brand-new song ♪

♪ Yes, when we sing together ♪

♪ We sing a brand-new song ♪

Wow!

Thank you.

(cheering)

Wow, I sang some country and it's got a good beat!

(yodeling) (giggling)

And I sang some rock

and it was sweet!

Hey!

(all laugh)

Let it be known throughout the land,

Country and rock have joined in one band.

People will play it from Boston to Bangkok!

And it shall be know as...

ALLCountry rock!

Hooray!

♪ Singing together was so much fun ♪

♪ Ba ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

♪ But now our story's almost done ♪

♪ Ba ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

♪ We like to hear stories ♪

♪ And play pretend ♪

♪ From once upon a time ♪

♪ Until... the end. ♪

(cheering)

Thank you for telling me the story

of Little Red Rockin' Hood, Barney!

You're welcome, Baby Bop.

There are many different kinds of music

and I like them all.

But you know what I like best?

What?

Sharing that music with my friends.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one ♪

♪ That's here today, oh... having fun ♪

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you! ♪

Bye-bye!

Time for Barney's Music Box!

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ And you really want to show it ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! ♪

Barney?

Are you okay?

Oh, I'm fine. Thank you, Rachel.

Why are you standing so still?

He's posing for a picture.

Would you like to take a look?

Oh, yes. Thank you.

May I look, too, please?

Okay, Barney, but just remember it's not quite finished yet.

Let's see here, now.

Oh, what a good-looking dinosaur!

You did a wonderful job, Sarah.

Thanks.

I have to go home for a few minutes,

but I'll be back to finish later.

Okay. Bye-bye. Bye!

Thanks again. Oh, hi, BJ.

Hiya, Sarah.

Hi, Barney. Hi, Rachel.

What are you guys doing?

We're looking at the picture Sarah painted.

Whoa! She's really good!

Look at all the color she used.

I think every color of the rainbow is in there.

I think you're right, BJ.

♪ We like colors, we like them a lot ♪

♪ We've got colors, colors we've got ♪


♪ Red, blue and yellow, purple, orange, green ♪

♪ Black, white, brown, every color in between ♪

♪ Colors all around, all around the world ♪

♪ For every boy and girl ♪

♪ Red makes me think of an apple or a cherry ♪

♪ The sun when it sets or a ripe strawberry ♪

♪ Blue is the sky, blue is the sea ♪

♪ Blue is the color of a blueberry ♪

♪ Colors all around, all around the world ♪

♪ For every boy and girl ♪

♪ Orange is a pumpkin, orange is a carrot ♪

♪ Orange is an orange, we can share it ♪

♪ And if you haven't seen what is purple and green ♪

♪ Just take a look at Barney-- see what I mean? ♪

♪ Colors all around, all around the world ♪

♪ For every boy and girl ♪

♪ We like colors, we like colors ♪

♪ We like them a lot, we like them a lot ♪

♪ We've got colors, we've got colors ♪

♪ Colors we've got, colors we've got ♪

♪ Red, blue and yellow ♪

♪ Red, blue and yellow ♪

♪ Purple, orange, green ♪

♪ Purple, orange, green ♪

♪ Black, white, brown, black, white, brown ♪

♪ Every color in between, every color in between ♪

♪ Colors all around, all around the world ♪

♪ For every boy and girl ♪

♪ Colors all around, all around the world ♪

♪ For every boy and girl! ♪

That's right. Whoa!

Well, I got to go, guys. See you later!

Bye, Rachel. See you later.

See ya. Oh, man!

I wish I could paint like this.

Maybe, someday.

Oh! Oh, BJ, did you paint that?!

Well, not really.

Hey, what are you guys looking at?

We're looking at this picture of Barney,

and BJ painted it all by himself!

Oh, now, wait a minute.

Wowzer, Beej!

I never knew you could paint like that.

Well, neither did I.

Wow! Who painted that cool picture of Barney?

BJ did!

BARNEYHold on.

Oh, wow, BJ, you are really good.

Good? This guy's a great artist.

(giggles)Now, guys, I wouldn't say that.

Don't be so modest, BJ.

You're a genius.

A genius?

BABY BOPYeah.

Hey, could you teach us to paint like that, Beej?

No, believe me, I couldn't.

Oh, please, BJ, will you, will you, will you, please?

I guess I could.

(all cheering)

We'll get some paint supplies and be right back.

Yeah, we're coming with you. Wait up.

BJ, you really should tell them the truth.

Barney, I wanted to tell them,

but, oh, I just made a big mistake!

What should I do? Oh...

Oh, BJ...

♪ What should I do? ♪

♪ What should I do? ♪

♪ What should I do when I don't know what I should do? ♪

♪ Should I make a brave face? ♪

♪ Should I cross my arms and wait? ♪

♪ Should I count the ticktocks on my clock ♪

♪ When I haven't got a clue? ♪

♪ What should I do? ♪

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do? ♪

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do ♪

♪ When I don't know what I should do? ♪

♪ Should I tap my toes? ♪

♪ Should I shout a big "Oh, no!"? ♪

♪ Should I ring my mom or sing a song? ♪

♪ I'm feeling so confused ♪

♪ What should I do? ♪

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do? ♪

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do when I don't know what I should do? ♪

♪ What should I do? ♪

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do? ♪

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do when I don't know what I should do? ♪

Oh, okay, Barney, all I have to do

is tell everybody I didn't paint that picture.

And I'm gonna do it right now.

That sounds like a very good thing to do, BJ.

Okay, here we are!

We're ready for our lesson.


First, I have to tell you something.

That's my cousin, you know.

Great artists run in the family.

Oh...

All right, BJ.

Look, first you have to know...

Yes, BJ?

You have to know...

Uh-huh? You can do it.

You have to know what you're gonna paint!

Yeah, that's it.

What do you want to paint today?

Let's think.

♪ What shall we paint today? ♪

♪ We'll paint something fun ♪

♪ What shall we paint today? ♪

♪ We'll paint something fun ♪

♪ Using paints and brushes ♪

♪ We'll paint our favorite things ♪

♪ There's lots of pretty colors ♪

♪ Listen to us sing ♪

♪ What shall we paint today? ♪

♪ We'll paint something fun ♪

♪ I painted a car ♪

I painted a house.

Do you have another paper?

I painted a flower.

I painted a heart.

Someone draws on the back of here.

I made a sun. Uh-oh.

♪ What shall we paint today? ♪

♪ We'll paint something fun ♪

♪ What shall we paint today? ♪

♪ We'll paint something fun ♪

♪ Using paints and brushes ♪

♪ We'll paint our favorite things ♪

♪ There's lots of pretty colors, listen to us sing ♪

♪ What shall we paint today? ♪

♪ We'll paint something fun. ♪

Okay, BJ, show us how to paint something fun.

I want to paint a picture of Barney

just like my big brother did.

Good idea, Baby Bop.

Come on, BJ.

Yeah, show us how to paint a picture of Barney.

Well, you, uh...

Okay, BJ, we're waiting.

You take your brush and, and...

What do I do now, Barney?

This might be a good time to tell them, BJ.

Tell us what?

Oh, man, everybody, I can't paint a picture of Barney.

Why not, Beej?

Well, because... I can't paint like this.

I don't know how.

Well, then who painted that picture of Barney?

It was Sarah.

I know I should have said something.

And I'm really, really sorry.

Barney, why did BJ tell us he painted that picture?

Maybe it was because he thought you'd like him better

if he was a great artist.

We like BJ just like he is.

ALLYeah.

Then why don't we go tell him that?

Better clean up a little bit.

BJ, we have something to tell you.

We want you to know

we don't care if you're a great artist or not.

We like you just the way you are.

You do?

Uh-huh. And thanks for telling us the truth.

You mean, you aren't mad at me?

Hey, you're still our friend, BJ.

And friends forgive each other when they make mistakes.

He's right. Uh-huh.

And Beej, you'll always be our friend.

♪ Friends are special ♪

♪ So important, they make the world go 'round ♪

♪ We like helping one another in school or on the playground ♪

♪ Friends are there to help each other ♪

♪ When one is feeling sad ♪

♪ Being friends is very special, be a friend and you'll be glad ♪

That's right.

I still feel bad, Barney.

Come here, BJ.

♪ Friends are special, so important ♪

♪ They make the world go round ♪

Uh-huh.

♪ We like helping one another ♪

♪ In school or on the playground ♪

♪ Friends are there to help each other ♪

♪ When one is feeling sad ♪

♪ Being friends is very special ♪

♪ Be a friend and you'll be glad ♪

♪ Being friends is very special ♪

♪ Be a friend and you'll be glad ♪

It's true.

Thanks for being my friend.

You're welcome, BJ.


Hey, look, Sarah's back!

ALLHi, Sarah!

Are you ready to finish that picture now, Barney?

I surely am.

Let's see, um...

How's that?

Oh, that looks great.

I'm almost done.

I just need to add a little more paint right here.

That's how I'd do it.

(clears throat)

If I knew how to paint.

There, all done.

Would everyone like to see it?

ALLYeah!

Drumroll, please?

(imitating drumroll)

BARNEYTa-dah!

(all cheering)

Ooh, will you show us how to paint like that?

Oh, I'd be happy to.

Meet me here tomorrow and we'll get started

first thing in the morning, okay?

Yeah.

Awesome.

Bye. Bye, Sarah.

Thanks, everybody, for being such good friends.

Just remember, BJ,

friends should always tell friends the truth.

It may be hard sometimes,

but it's the right thing to do.

You're right, Barney.

Also remember no matter what,

I'll always love you.

Aw...

( to tune of "This Old Man" )

♪ I love you, you love me ♪

♪ We're a happy family ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

Aw...

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

Oh, my.

Bye, everybody.

ALLBye!

ALLBye, Barney!

Bye now. I'll see you soon. Bye!