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12x05 - Lights! Camera! Action!: A Movie Adventure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

12x05 - Lights! Camera! Action!: A Movie Adventure

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[Cheerful instrumental music]



(Kids) ♪ barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall

♪ He's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ Abcs and s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us

♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can be your friend too ♪

♪ If you just make believe him ♪

(David) how's everything going today, barney?

Super-dee-duper.

Hey, david, how's it going?

Hi, sharon.

Hi, fetch.

Hey, grace, I have some food for you.

(Grace) hi, sharon.

Here we are in the park.

Every day is a new adventure.

See?

Over here is a dog going for a walk.

Hi, fetch.

And over here is my friend grace.

Hey, melanie.

What are you doing?

I'm making a movie of a day in the park.

What are you doing?

I'm collecting food for people who need it.

You're having a food drive?

That's right.

Here's something for your food drive, grace.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

I'm happy to help.

Are you making a movie, melanie?

(Melanie) yes, sir.

What's it about?

I'm not sure yet.

Well, whatever it is,

I'm sure it'll be good.

See you later, girls.

(Both) good-bye, see you later.

(Melanie) looks like you could use some more food.

Yeah, I could.

I'll ask my mom if I can help.

That would be great.

Thanks, melanie.

I wish there was more I could do.

Maybe I could come up with a way to get other people to help.

Like what?

I don't know.

Let me think about it.

Okay, I'm going to collect some more food.

Okay. Bye, grace.

See you later.

Hmm.

Now, let me see.

How can I get people to give to grace's food drive?

I need a really good idea.

♪ I'd like to think of something I've never thought before ♪

♪ If it doesn't happen right away ♪

♪ I'll think a little more

♪ I'll sit a little while

♪ Imagine what could be

♪ And a new idea might come to me ♪

♪ I'd like to think of something new ♪

♪ Something fun to do

♪ Maybe solve a problem

♪ Or fix a thing or two

♪ If I sit a little while

♪ I'm sure I'll see

♪ A new idea will come to me

Oh, I know how I can help grace.

I'll make a movie.

Anyone who wants to come see it can bring some food.

Yeah, it's perfect.

David,

Do you want to help me make a movie?

Sure.

But making a movie is a lot of work.

You're going to need some more help.

Hmm, good point.

Would you like to help us, barney?

Whoa-h*-h*! Whoa!

Oh, hi, everyone.

(Both) barney!

Oh, I'd be dee-lighted to help you make your movie.

Thanks.

Making a movie will be

A super-dee-duper adventure!

Come on!

[Giggles]

♪ Let's go...

♪ Let's go

♪ On an adventure today

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ We can hardly wait, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ It's gonna be so great, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ And explore the world

♪ Each day will bring something new ♪

♪ Anything is possible

♪ Make a wish, and it might come true ♪

(David) come on, barney.

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ On an adventure today

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ We can hardly wait, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ It's gonna be so great

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

(Barney) oh-h*, here I come.

♪ Let's go

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ On an adventure today, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

♪ It's gonna be so great, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ We can hardly wait

♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

Oh, that was fun.

Aw.

I'm so glad you're here, barney.

With you here, I know we can make a great movie.

Oh, I'm happy to help, melanie.

Thanks.

Now I know we can get lots of food for grace.

But how will making a movie

Get people to give to grace's food drive?

Anyone who wants to come see it has to bring a can of food.

Oh, what a super-dee-duper idea!

I can't wait to get started.

Same here.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

We're going to make our very own movie.

Lights, camera, action!

We're putting on a show.

What about you?

Have you ever put on a show?

(Kids) ♪ can we have a stage?

(Barney) ♪ oh, sure you can

(Kids) ♪ what about lights?

(Barney) oh, big and bright.

(Kids) ♪ we're gonna need a curtain

(Barney) ♪ yes, we will

(Kids) ♪ and a spotlight too

(Barney) ♪ that's what we'll do

♪ It's gonna be fun, you know

♪ Let's put on a show

(All) ♪ there's gonna be music

♪ There's gonna be dancing

♪ We'll sing a song or two

♪ That's what we're gonna do

♪ Let's get dressed up and play pretend ♪

♪ We'll sing and dance for all our friends ♪

♪ Let's get started

♪ I can hardly wait

♪ Doing a show is gonna be great ♪

(Barney) ♪ come on, everybody, let's go

♪ We're putting on a show

♪ There's gonna be music

♪ There's gonna be dancing

Whoa!

♪ We can hardly wait

♪ Doing a show is gonna be great ♪

♪ It's gonna be fun, you know

♪ Let's put on a show

♪ Come on, everybody, let's go

♪ We're putting on a show

[Giggles]

(Baby bop) oh, I want to help make the movie.

(Riff) whoa!

Me too!

And me!

Oh, hi, everyone.

[Together] hi!

This is gonna be so much fun.

Oh, what kind of movie are we going to make?

Let's make an adventure movie.

Ooh, I want to make a movie with dancing.

Oh, and music.

Oh, sissy, I think david's right.

It ought to be a movie that's full of adventure.

And music.

But, bj, I like dancing.

Well, since the movie was melanie's idea,

Let's let her decide.

I do like adventure movies.

All right.

But I also like movies with dancing.

And mus--

And music.

[Laughter]

You know, a lot of movies are filled with adventure,

Music, and dancing.

All you need is a story.

A story?

Oh, yeah, forgot all about that.

We have to have a story.

Well, where do we find one, barney?

Oh, the world is full of fun stories.

Oh-h*, they're everywhere.

♪ Stories are so much fun

(Baby bop) you go, barney.

(Riff) uh-huh.

♪ I just can't wait for another one ♪

♪ In movies or books, on tv

(Riff) oh, sing it!

♪ At the start of the day

♪ Before I go out and play

(B.j.) That's right.

♪ The last thing at night

♪ Until you turn out the light

(All) ♪ I love stories

♪ All day long

♪ In books and pictures

♪ Even in a song

♪ I love stories

♪ All day long

Oh, it's true.

♪ Tales that have got to be told ♪

(Riff) uh-huh.

♪ Some are so special

♪ They never grow old

(B.j.) Sing it, girl.

♪ Stories that we can play

Oh, yeah.

♪ Come and tell one with me

♪ Who do you want to be?

♪ 'Cause a story a day

♪ Keeps the blues away

♪ Oh

(All) ♪ I love stories

♪ All day long

♪ In books and pictures

♪ Even in a song

♪ I love stories all day long

♪ Yes, I love stories

♪ All day long

All right!

Let's make this the greatest adventure story ever told.

Want to help me, david?

Oh, cool. Let's go!

Bye! Okay, bye-bye.

I'm gonna make a story filled with dancing.

And music!

Bye-bye, everybody! All right, bye.

Um, melanie...

Well, could I make the music for your movie?

That'd be great, riff.

Thanks.

All right!

I'll get started right away.

Okay, riff.

Bye.

Oh, it's so nice that all of your friends want to help.

Yeah, but I still don't know

If I'm going to do an adventure story

Like b.j. And david want

Or a story with music and dancing

Like baby bop and riff want.

Well, let's go see what the others are doing.

Maybe that will help you decide.

Okay. All right.

Oh, barney, I almost forgot my camera.

Okay.

I'll see you out there.

Baby bop, your blankie!

I stand on my tippy-toes and then tell the story...

How's it going, baby bop?

Oh, I can't think of a story that has dancing in it.

Well, lots of stories have dancing, baby bop.

Really? Sure.

For example, on the island of hawaii,

People put on grass skirts

And dance the hula.

Oh.

The hula dance tells a story.

What's a grass skirt, barney?

Well, it looks like...

Whoa!

This!

Whoa!

Wow, awesome!

Look at this!

This is a grass skirt!

Yes, it is.

Oh!

Just like the hula dancers wear in hawaii.

You look great, baby bop.

Oh, thank you.

[Giggles]

Oh, it feels kind of itchy, though.

Well, that's because it's made out of grass.

Would you like to learn how to do a hula dance?

Oh, yes, please.

All right.

Now, put out your hands like this.

Like this?

That's right.

Now wave your hands like this while you wiggle your body.

Ooh, look at me, barney.

I'm doing the hula.

Oh, yes, you are.

That's great.

Here, let me film while you dance.

Okay.

Ooh!

Would you like to do the hula with us?

Then hop up and join in.

Just wave your arms and sway with the music.

(Baby bop) hula.

That's right. Good job.

Hula.

Now, this dance tells the story

Of two sisters who loved to walk through the forest.

They were so kind to the animals,

The animals talked to them.

The sisters were amazed.

What did the animals say, barney?

They said the sisters were their friends.

Oh, I like that story, barney.

Oh, I knew you would.

Watch me, melanie.

I'm telling a story too.

This is the story of me dancing the ballet.

Oh, very nice, baby bop.

Okay, is everybody ready to get started?

(All) yeah!

Let's have a wonderful ballet class today.

Yes?

(Baby bop) ooh, tippy-toes, tippy-toes.

And round and round and round a big circle.

We stretch very high.

Put our arms out.

Tippy-toes, tippy-toes, tippy-toes.

Round and round, whoo!

(Woman) good deal.

(Baby bop) round and round and round and round.

Whoo.

And jump.

Round and round--dizzy, ooh.

And jump.

Out.

And in.

And leap!

[Giggles]

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Oh, I love ballet.

Oh, you did a tee-riffic job, baby bop.

Well, thank you, barney, i--

Oh! Oh, my.

Oh, the doggie's

The--the doggie's got my dress!

I am so sorry.

He got off his leash, but I'm sure we can get it back.

Ooh, uh, uh...

I need that for my dance!

I got to go!

(Both) bye, baby bop!

[Cymbal crash]

What was that?

Huh?

Oh, I think riff's practicing his music.

Let's go see how he's doing.

Okay, not bad, getting there.

Just needs a little something else.

(Melanie) hey, riff. Oh!

How's it going?

Pretty good, melanie.

What are those things you're playing?

Oh, these are musical instruments I made.

Cool.

You can make music with just about...

Anything!

Oh, that's true, riff.

[Both scat sing]

♪ Take a metal can

♪ Turn it upside down

♪ Pound on it like it's a drum

♪ Listen to the sound

♪ You can take two cups

♪ Add a little rice

♪ Put 'em together and shake, shake, shake ♪

♪ Now, doesn't that sound nice? ♪

(All) ♪ anything, anything

♪ You can make music with anything ♪

♪ Anything, anything

♪ You can make music with anything ♪

Oh-h*-h*!

♪ A little glass bottle

Uh-huh.

♪ You can play it like a flute

♪ When you blow across the top

♪ It plays a toot, toot, toot

♪ How about a horn?

♪ Take a big seashell

♪ If you blow into an end

♪ It's a trumpet, as you can tell ♪

Watch this!

[Horn blows]

[Rattles]

Toot! Toot!

Clang! Clang!

[Horn blows]

[Rattles]

Toot! Toot!

Clang! Clang!

(All) ♪ oh, anything, anything

♪ You can make music with anything ♪

♪ Anything, anything

♪ You can make music with anything ♪

♪ You can make music with anything ♪

(Barney) oh!

h*-h*!

Sounds great, riff.

Aw, thanks.

Is that the song you're going to play

For melanie's movie?

Oh, I'm still working on that one,

And it goes a little something like this.

(Barney) ooh.

Whoa, whoa.

(Barney) oh, no, watch out.

Whoa!

Look out!

Wah!

Uh...

I meant to do that.

Um, can we help you?

Aw, thanks, but I know where everything goes.

I'll see you guys when I'm done.

Okay, riff. Okay.

All right.

Why don't we go see how b.j. And david are doing?

All right.

Crash!

(Riff) I'm all right.

I'm okay.

Okay, good.

Wow, look at that.

Whoa!

[Giggles]

Can I borrow the wrench?

Here you go. Thanks.

How's it coming, guys?

We're getting our scooters ready

For the movie.

I'm gonna be captain pickles!

And I'm gonna be david the superfast superhero!

I like to go fast too.

You know, I once drove a real race car.

No kidding, a real one?

Well, yeah, it was sort of real.

Remember, barney?

[Chuckles]

Oh, I do indeed.

Would you like to see b.j. Drive a race car?

Okay, let's watch him go.

(B.j.) All right!

Hi, guys.

This is gonna be great!

(B.j. And kids) ♪ buckle up your seat belts

♪ We're gonna do this right

♪ We're gonna drive this car around the track ♪

♪ Now, everybody, please hold on tight ♪

♪ We're riding in a race car

h*-h*!

♪ Don't you know the fun just grows and grows? ♪

♪ We're riding in a race car

♪ Around and round we go

Come on!

♪ We can go kind of fast

♪ Or we can go real slow

♪ Come on, everybody

♪ It's time to get moving

♪ A one, two, three, let's go ♪

♪ We're riding in a race car

h*-h*!

♪ Don't you know the fun just grows and grows? ♪

♪ We're riding in a race car

♪ Around and round we go

♪ Just driving around

♪ With a great big smile on your face ♪

♪ Come on, get ready

♪ Because

♪ It's time to race

Oh...

♪ We're riding in a race car

♪ Don't you know the fun just grows and grows? ♪

♪ We're riding in a race car

♪ Around and round we go

h*-h*!

♪ We're riding in a race car

♪ Around and round we go

h*-h*-h*!

Ready, superhero david?

Ready, captain pickles.

(Both) vroom! Vroom!

What are you doing?

We're gonna start up here so we can get up more speed.

Wait, I want to film this.

Okay, now, be careful, b.j.

Aw, don't worry.

We superheroes know all about riding scooters.

Can you see us, melanie?

I sure can.

Okay, here we go.

[Clears throat]

Stand back and watch

The greatest adventure story ever told.

Here comes captain pickles!

And david the superhero!

Riding our...

[Together] super scooters!

Don't try this at home, kids.

We are professionals.

Give us a count, barney.

Okay, one, two, three, go!

(B.j.) Whoa!

(David) whoa!

Hey, wait for me.

(Barney) b.j., You might want to slow down a little.

(B.j.) Slow down?

Ha ha!

Captain pickles doesn't know the meaning

Of the words "slow down."

Whoa!

Look out!

Crash!

You okay, b.j.?

(B.j.) Oy, oy, oy.

Are you all right, b.j.?

[Stutters]

Huh?

Oh, I'm fine, barney.

B.j., I'm right here.

Oh.

I think captain pickles just learned

The meaning of the words "slow down."

You were really going fast.

Yeah, I was, wasn't i?

Whoa.

I think I might have been going a little too fast.

(Barney) oh, I think you're right.

Oh.

Oh, man, look at my scooter!

Sorry, melanie.

I guess I won't be able to be in your movie.

Maybe we could fix it.

Come on, I'll help you.

Oh, thanks.

(Barney) oh, that's nice.

See you, guys.

See you later.

Good luck.

So how's the food drive coming, grace?

Not so good.

Have you come up with a way to get more people to help?

Not yet.

Well, maybe we'll get some more food.

See you.

(Barney) okay, bye, grace.

I don't know what to do.

The dog ran off with baby bop's skirt,

Riff's instruments broke, and b.j. Crashed his scooter.

I'll never get my movie made now.

Yes, but they did all those things trying to help.

They were being good friends.

And when friends help friends,

Everything works out for the best.

Hey, wait a minute.

That gives me an idea.

Okay, um, what's your idea, melanie?

What if this was a funny movie?

Oh, a funny movie?

Sure, you'll see what I mean in just a little while.

Okay.

Could you tell everyone

That I'll be showing the movie in the caboose soon?

Oh, I'd be happy to.

This is great.

I'll see you later.

Okay, bye, melanie.

See you soon.

Oh, I can't wait to see the movie.

[All speaking at once]

(Barney) how exciting.

(Baby bop) I've never been in one.

(Barney) here she goes.

Thanks for coming, everybody.

Are you ready to see the movie?

[Cheers and applause]

It's called a day in the park,

Starring baby bop as a beautiful hula dancer.

[Applause]

Thank you, thank you.

My movie also stars david and b.j. In a great adventure.

(B.j.) Thank you.

Thank you very much.

And I'd like to thank riff for making the music for my movie.

Aw, shucks.

Thank you.

And I'd especially like to thank somebody who helped me a lot:

Barney.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

Okay, here we go.

Ready with your music, riff?

Ready.

Okay, barney, roll 'em.

Okay, melanie.

Oh, boy.

Okay, there we go.

(Kids) ♪ when I feel happy

♪ I can smile

♪ The biggest smile I know

Arf!

♪ Then you can see my "happies" show ♪

[Laughter]

♪ Ha, ha, ha

♪ Hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on, get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle, gaggle, wiggle, waggle, h*, h*, h* ♪

♪ When you're feeling happy

♪ Let it show

[Laughter]

(B.j.) Yeah, excellent!

(Barney) how nice.

[Laughter]

(Kids) ♪ I've got the sillies

♪ And when you get 'em

♪ You'll be silly like me

♪ I can't stop laughing

♪ As you can see

(Barney) oh, my!

(Kids) ♪ ha, ha, ha

♪ Hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on, get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle, gaggle, wiggle, waggle, h*, h*, h* ♪

♪ When you get the sillies

♪ Let it show

(Barney) oh, my.

(Baby bop) yay, riff!

[Laughter]

(Kids) ♪ I've got a tickle

♪ It makes me wiggle

♪ It makes me giggle too

♪ Can't hold it in

♪ I just got to giggle

♪ Ha, ha, ha

♪ Hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on, get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle, gaggle, wiggle, waggle, h*, h*, h* ♪

♪ I've got a tickle

♪ Here I go

(Barney) whoa!

(Kids) ♪ ha, ha, ha

♪ Hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on, get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle, gaggle, wiggle, waggle, h*, h*, h* ♪

♪ When you're feeling happy

♪ Feeling happy

♪ When you've got the sillies

♪ Got the sillies

♪ When you've got a tickle

♪ Got a tickle

♪ Let

♪ It

♪ Show

Arf!

(Barney) oh, boy.

Whoa, that was wonderful.

(Baby bop) yay, melanie!

(Barney) oh, wonderful job.

(Baby bop) melanie! Melanie! Melanie!

[Applause]

Well, what'd you think?

Um, well, it wasn't really a dance movie.

Yeah, and it wasn't an adventure movie either.

But it sure was funny.

It was the funniest movie I ever saw.

Hey, look, the box is full of food.

Thanks, everybody.

You're welcome, grace.

(Riff) no problem, grace.

Oh, I'm proud of all of you.

When friends help friends, we can do many wonderful things.

And you were right, barney.

There are all kinds of stories we could have told,

But this one was the best because it was ours.

Oh.

That's true, melanie.

Come on, sissy, it's getting late.

Yeah, we'd better go home.

Bye, everybody.

(B.j. And baby bop) bye! See ya!

(Barney) see you soon.

Grace, would you like some help delivering all that food?

Yeah, thanks.

Great, let's go.

Okay, bye.

Bye, barney.

I'll see you soon.

(Both) thanks for your help.

Bye-bye.

When we help someone else, it shows we care,

And it's a nice way to say I love you.

♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too? ♪

(Barney and kids) ♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love

♪ Me

♪ Too?