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14x11 - The Big Garden - Get Happy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

14x11 - The Big Garden - Get Happy

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(upbeat music)

♪ Barney is a dinosaur", "from our imagination

♪ And when he's tall", "he's what we call

♪ A dinosaur sensation

♪ Barney and friends", "are here for you

♪ To sing and dance", "and play games too

♪ Barney comes to play with us

♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can be your friend too

♪ If you just make-believe him

(bright music)

- Do we have", "everything, Melanie?

- I think so, David.

We have gloves, right?

- Check.

- [Melanie] Shovel?

- Check.

- [Melanie] Rakes.

- Check.

- What do you think, Barney?

- Do we have everything we need?

- Whoa!

- [Both] Barney!

- Hi, Melanie. Hi, David.

I think you're ready to go.

Shall we get to", "work in the garden?

It's just about time", "to start picking the

fruits and vegetables.

- We're all ready, Barney.

- So what are we waiting for?

Let's go.

- Hi, Barney, hi, guys.

- [All] Hi, Laura.

- What are you doing?

- We're getting ready to", "work in our garden some more.

You want to help?

- Sure.

- The job is always easier when", "we have friends to help us.

♪ I'm a happy helper

♪ Show me what to do

♪ I'm a happy helper

♪ I like helping you

♪ Yes, I'm a happy helper

- I can see that.

♪ Giving help is so much", "fun and isn't hard to do

♪ Remember just", "how good it feels

♪ When friends are helping you

♪ I'm a happy helper

♪ Show me what to do

♪ I'm a happy helper

♪ I like helping you

♪ Yes, I'm a happy helper

- You're such good", "little helpers.

Whoa, whoa!

♪ You can show you care with", "all the helpful things you do

♪ Helping others is a", "way of saying I love you

♪ I'm a happy helper

♪ Show me what to do

♪ I'm a happy helper

♪ I like helping you

♪ Yes, I'm a happy helper

- Hi, everybody.

- [All] Hi, BJ.

- BJ, what are you doing?

- Well, you know how farmers", "put a scarecrow in their

fields to keep away the birds?

- [Barney] Mm-hmm.

- Well, I'm the scarecrow.

The birds will eat all the", "veggies if we're not careful.

- I'm glad you could help, BJ.

We're all working together", "to make a terrific garden.

- How long have you been here?

- Not long.

It's not bad except", "my nose really itches.

- I'll get it.

(groans)

- Oh, thanks, Melanie.

- Oh, here you guys are!

Hi!

- [All] Hi, Baby Bop!

- Ooh, what's this?

- It's our garden, Baby Bop.

- It's very nice.

So pretty and green.

BJ, why are you standing", "there like that?

- I'm scaring crows.

- But I don't see any crows.

- Guess I'm doing a", "pretty good job then, huh?

- I guess so.

Now who wants to come swing", "on the swings with me?

- Maybe later, Baby Bop.

We need to work in our garden.

- Barney's been helping us.

Isn't it great?

- He taught us how to grow all", "these fruits and vegetables.

- We've been working", "so well together.

- Oh, well, that's nice.

- First we dig up the ground", "to make a nice soft bed.

- Oh, now I like", "a nice soft bed.

- And then we put the", "seeds in the ground and

cover them with a", "blanket of soil.

- Barney, what's", "a blanky of soil?

- That just means", "putting more dirt on top

of the little seed.

And then when you add some", "water and sunshine, they begin

to grow and grow and grow!

Soon, we'll all have", "all sorts of delicious

fruit and beautiful vegetables.

- And then comes the best part.

We get to eat them.

- Yeah, we're going to", "have a party with all the

food we've grown.

- Oh, now, I like parties.

- Would you like to", "help us water the garden

before the party?

- Um, nope.

I want to go play.

Come on, let's go", "swing and slide.

- We'll play with you, Baby", "Bop, right after we're finished.

- But I want to play now.

Oh, oh, I know what to do.

Hey, everybody, would you like", "to sing and dance with me?

Come on.

It'll be fun.

♪ Hop, hop, hop, hop

♪ I know someone", "who is lots of fun

♪ With a happy kind of dancing

♪ All of my friends", "say, Baby Bop

♪ Do the Baby Bop hop

♪ Hop, hop, hop

♪ Hop, hop, hop, hop

- Here we go.

♪ I know someone", "who is lots of fun

♪ With a happy kind of dancing

♪ Dancing

♪ All of her friends", "say, Baby Bop

♪ Do the Baby Bop hop

♪ Hop, hop, hop

♪ Hop, hop, hop, hop

- Come on, everybody.

♪ So sing this song,", "you can hop along

♪ Whenever you feel like jumping

♪ 'Cause when you hop

♪ You feel tip-top

♪ Doing the Baby Bop hop

♪ Let's do the Baby Bop hop

♪ Hop, hop, hop, hop

♪ Doing the Baby Bop hop, hop

- Now wasn't that fun?

Come on, let's go", "play some more.

Well, what's the matter?

Why won't you play with me?

- We will, Sissy, just as", "soon as we're done with this.

- Oh.

Oh, I know what will", "get 'em to come play.

(giggles)

- Barney, can you help me", "pull these weeds, please?

- I'll be happy to, Laura.

We need to get all the", "weeds out, so the fruits

and vegetables will", "have room to grow.

- Oh, look at me, me, me!

I love to ride my tricycle.

It's so much fun.

Do you like to ride bikes, too?

(upbeat music)

♪ Let's go riding", "on a bike today

♪ One of my favorite", "ways to play

♪ With steering hands", "and pedaling feet

♪ Helmet on my head", "going down the street

♪ Riding on a bike,", "riding on a bike

♪ We love riding on a bike

♪ The wind is blowing", "through my hair

♪ I ride around without a care

♪ On the sidewalk up and down

♪ I ride my bike", "around and 'round

♪ Riding on a bike,", "riding on a bike

♪ We love riding on a bike

♪ When I'm biking", "with my friends

♪ Sometimes we", "play Let's Pretend

♪ We're flying in a rocket ship

♪ In outer space on a super trip

♪ Riding on a bike,", "riding on a bike

♪ We love riding on a bike

♪ Riding on a bike,", "riding on a bike

♪ We love riding on a bike.

♪ Do, do-do, do-do

♪ Do, do-do, do-do, do, do, do

♪ Do-do, do-do, do, do

Uh, now will you play with me?

- We sure will, Baby Bop.

Right after we're done.

Do you want to help us pick", "the fruits and vegetables?

- No, thank you, Barney.

I'll just go over", "here by myself alone.

- Baby Bop seems sort of sad.

- Let's hurry up and finish", "so we can play with her.

- [All] Okay!

- [BJ] I like that idea!

(bright music)

(bird chirps)

- Oh, I thought everyone", "liked to swing on the

swings and hop and ride bikes.

- [Barney] Oh, Baby Bop?

- Yes, Barney?

- Would you like to", "join us for a tea party?

- Oh, yes!

Thank you!

Whoa!

Where did all this come from!

- [Laura] We grew it.

- [David] In our fruit", "and vegetable garden.

- [Barney] And we did", "it by working together.

- Well, this looks better", "than macaroni and cheese!

And that's my favorite thing!

- [Barney] I know!

(piano music)

♪ Won't you come", "to our tea party

♪ We'll have fun with", "the friends we see

- Oh, yeah!

♪ Eat some cream", "and berries, too

♪ Play like animals in the zoo

♪ Ha, ha, ha

♪ Hee, hee, hee

♪ Welcome to

♪ Our tea party

♪ Make a wish

♪ Count one, two, three

♪ Ha, ha, hee, hee

♪ It's our tea party

♪ We've got sweet tea,", "got green tea, too

- Whoa!

♪ Sometimes nice hot tea will do

- Yeah!

♪ Good friends and good company

♪ Won't you have a cup with me

♪ Ha, ha, ha

♪ Hee, hee, hee

♪ Welcome to

♪ Our tea party

♪ Make a wish

♪ Count one, two, three

♪ Ha, ha, hee, hee

♪ It's our tea party

♪ Make a wish

♪ Count one, two, three

♪ Ha, ha, hee, hee

♪ It's our tea party

- Thank you for inviting", "me to your tea party.

- Oh, we're glad you could come.

- Now that we're done, we can", "do the things you want to do.

- Ooh and I know just", "what I want to do!

Oh, excuse me.

- Okay.

- Oh, what are you doing, Sissy?

- Well, this is where", "I'm going to grow my most

favorite thing.

Macaroni and cheese.

(laughs)

- Oh, I'm afraid macaroni", "and cheese doesn't grow in a

garden, but it's a fun idea.

- Oh.

Well, that's okay.

I still want to help", "with your garden.

Come on, everybody, let's", "plant some more vegetables!

- [BJ] All right!

- Sure.

It'll be great, all of", "us working together.

- Oh, that's right.

When friends help friends,", "it's always a fun day.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one

♪ That's here today having fun

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do

♪ It's better with", "a friend like you

♪ Everything's", "better with a friend

♪ Everything's better", "with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending,", "whatever we do

♪ It's better with", "a friend like you

♪ Everything's", "better with a friend

♪ Everything's better", "with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending,", "whatever we do

♪ It's better with", "a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending,", "whatever we do

♪ It's better with", "a friend like you

- Bye bye.

- Now here's something that'll", "tickle your funny bone.

- Why did the chicken", "cross the road twice?

- [Kids] Why?

- Because it was", "a double crosser.

(audience laughs)

- Why did the detective", "spend the day in bed?

- [Kids] Why?

- He had to stay under cover.

- If you liked that,", "you're going to love this.

♪ When I feel happy, I can smile

♪ The biggest smile I know

♪ Then you can see my happy show

♪ Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on get silly", "and laugh with me

♪ Giggle gaggle, wiggle", "waggle, h*, h*, h*

♪ When you're feeling", "happy, let it show

♪ I got the sillies", "and when you get 'em

♪ You'll be silly like me

♪ I can't stop", "laughing as you can see

♪ Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on get silly", "and laugh with me

♪ Giggle gaggle, wiggle", "waggle, h*, h*, h*

♪ When you get the", "sillies, let it show

♪ I've got a tickle,", "it makes me wiggle

♪ It makes me jiggle too

♪ Can't hold it in,", "I just gotta giggle

♪ Ha ha ha, hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on get silly", "and laugh with me

♪ Giggle gaggle, wiggle", "waggle, h*, h*, h*

♪ When you're feeling", "happy, feeling happy

♪ When you got the", "sillies, got the sillies

♪ When you got a", "tickle, got a tickle

♪ Let it show

- [Baby Bop] What's she doing?

- [BJ] Look, see, she's", "in a box and she got out.

- Whoa-oh, it sounds like", "someone's having fun today.

And it sounds like it's", "happening right over there.

Oh, here I come.

- [BJ] See, Olivia, look.

- Hello, Olivia.

- Hi, Barney.

- Barney, come check this out.

- Oh-h*, a mime.

What fun.

- Yeah, she's", "totally tippity-top.

- But she hasn't said one word.

- But that's 'cause", "she's a mime, Sissy, and

mimes don't talk.

- Well, mimes can talk,", "but when they're doing a

show, they don't use words.

They use their face and body.

(chuckles)

It's like playing pretend.

You can pretend", "to put on a shoe.

Or open a door.

Hello.

Or pick up sticks.

For me?

Thank you.

Here you go, BJ.

Or do all of those", "things in a song.

Oh, let's watch.

♪ One, two, buckle my shoe

♪ Three, four, shut the door

♪ Five, six, pick up sticks

♪ Seven, eight,", "lay them straight

♪ Nine, ten, begin again

Wow, very good.

♪ One, two, buckle my shoe

♪ Three, four, shut the door

♪ Five, six, pick up sticks

♪ Seven, eight,", "lay them straight

♪ Nine, ten, begin again

- Okay, Ms Mime,", "how fast can you go?

♪ One, two, buckle my shoe

♪ Three, four, shut the door

♪ Five, six, pick up sticks

♪ Seven, eight,", "lay them straight

♪ Nine, ten, begin again.

- Oh, that was fast.

♪ One, two, buckle my shoe

♪ Three, four, shut the door

♪ Five, six, pick up sticks

♪ Seven, eight,", "lay them straight

♪ Nine, ten, that's the end

(laughs)

(crowd applauds)

- Well, thank you, Ms Mime.

You see, Baby Bop?

People can tell you a lot by", "what they do or how they look.

In fact, did anyone notice", "Olivia looks a little sad?

- I think you're right, Barney.

- Is something the", "matter, Olivia?

- Well, my grandma and granddad", "came to visit me, and we

were having a lot of fun, but", "then they had to leave, and

now I'm feeling sort of sad.

- Oh, please don't", "be sad, Olivia.

- It's all right to be sad when", "you miss someone, Baby Bop.

We're all sad sometimes.

It's one of our feelings.

- Oh.

What are some other feelings?

- Like when you're happy, Sissy.

- Or, uh, when you're mad.

- That's right.

Those are some of", "the feelings we have.

Um, Ms Mime, would you", "please show us what

sadness looks like?

Aw.

Now would you mind showing", "us what happiness looks like?

Oh, boy.

Oh, happiness is a", "feeling, just like sadness.

Now let's see what", "anger looks like.

Oh, no.

And now show us what we", "look like when we're afraid!

Oh, my.

Being afraid is one of our", "feelings, too, just like

happiness, sadness and anger.

Do you ever feel afraid or", "happy or sad or even angry?

Well, we all do.

♪ They can make you", "frown or make you smile

♪ They can make you", "giggle or make you cry

♪ Could be happy, could be sad

♪ Everybody's got feelings

♪ Everybody's got feelings

♪ They might feel little", "for some of your day

♪ Or big and scary,", "but that's okay

♪ Could be angry

♪ Could be glad

♪ Everybody's got feelings

♪ Everybody's got feelings

♪ All different feelings

♪ All in one day

Oh, that's right.

♪ If I'm glad or sad or mad

♪ Hey-hey-hey

♪ I know it's okay

♪ Everybody's got 'em every day

♪ Each of us feels so many ways

♪ Could be happy

♪ Could be sad

♪ Everybody's got feelings

♪ Everybody's got feelings.

It looks like you're still", "feeling a little sad.

- Yeah, I don't like", "feeling sad, but I'm

sure not happy right now.

- Hey.

I think I'm getting an idea.

- What is it?

- Oh, can't tell you, Beej.

I want it to be a surprise.

But it'll make", "Olivia happy again.

Oh, oh, you'll see!

All righty, I'll be back.

- Okay, bye, Riff.

(kids laugh)

I'll invent something to", "make Olivia happy again!

Now let me think.

Mm-hmm.

What makes people happy?

Hmm.

(honks)

Silly sounds always", "make me laugh.

Oh and colorful", "thingies make me smile.

Oh, bells are fun.

(laughs)

Yeah, maybe I could", "put them all together.

♪ Think think thinkety think

♪ Thinkety thinkety", "thinkety think

♪ Think think thinkety think

♪ Thinkety thinkety", "thinkety think

♪ In my mind, I can see it

♪ In my heart, I can feel it

♪ I know I can", "make it come to be

♪ When I've got", "to solve a problem

♪ Or imagine something new

♪ I think think thinkety", "think that's what I do

♪ Sometimes a new idea takes", "some time to come to me

♪ It doesn't always", "happen right away

♪ I try to do my best", "and imagine what could be

♪ To make it happen", "in a very special way

♪ In my mind, I can see it

♪ In my heart, I can feel it

♪ I know I can", "make it come to be

♪ When I've got", "to solve a problem

♪ Or imagine something new

♪ I think think thinkety", "think that's what I do

♪ I think think thinkety", "think that's what I do

(laughs)

Wowzer!

I got it, I got it!

I know how to make Olivia happy!

- [Both] 'Round,", "'round, 'round you go!

- Be careful, now.

- Are you happy yet?

- Actually, I'm kinda dizzy.

- Oops, sorry!

- Hey, everybody!

My new invention's ready.

Come on, check it out!

- Okay, Riff.

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

I can't wait.

- Where is it, Riff?

Where's this great invention?

- It's right here.

I give you the one, the", "only, the world's first

happiness machine.

Ta-da!

- [All] Whoa!

- It looks great, Riff.

Um, how does it work?

- Well, you see, you turn", "this crank and the doohickey

pushes the thingamabob and that", "goes pocketa-pocketa-pocketa

and the whatchamacallit", "starts spinning the whichit

around, fweet-fweet-fweet,", "and it's as simple as that!

You understand?

- Yeah, except the part", "after you turn the crank.

- Perhaps you should", "show us how it works.

- Oh, sure!

All I have to do is", "give it a little crank.

Huh.

- What's wrong with it?

- I don't know!

- Is it making you happy, Riff?

- Uh, not really.

- Maybe I could try?

- Well, okay.

If you want to.

- Well, yeah, good idea.", "There you go, Olivia.

Whoa.

- Wow.

(laughs)

- Wow, Riff, your", "machine really is funny!

- Oh, it's making us all laugh!

(laughs)

♪ I feel happy I can smile", "the biggest smile I know

♪ Then you can see my happy show

♪ Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee

♪ Come on get silly", "and laugh with me

♪ Giggle gaggle,", "wiggle waggle, h*-h*-h*

♪ When you're feelin'", "happy, let it show

♪ I've got the sillies

♪ And when you get 'em

♪ You'll be silly like me

♪ I can't stop", "laughing as you can see

♪ Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee

♪ Come on get silly", "and laugh with me

♪ Giggle gaggle,", "wiggle waggle, h*-h*-h*

♪ When you get the", "sillies, let it show

♪ Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee

♪ Come on get silly", "and laugh with me

♪ Giggle gaggle,", "wiggle waggle, h*-h*-h*

♪ When you're feeling happy

♪ Feeling happy

♪ When you get the sillies

♪ Get the sillies

♪ When you've got a tickle

♪ Got a tickle

♪ Let it show

- That was fun.

Thank you for making a", "Happiness Machine for me, Riff.

- Aw, you're welcome, Olivia!

- It's a very special", "invention, Riff.

But I don't think your", "Happiness Machine is what

made Olivia happy.

You did because you", "cared enough to help.

- He's right, Riff, and I'm", "happy to have you for a friend.

And you, Baby Bop, and you, BJ.

And especially you, Barney.

- Thank you, Olivia.

And thank you, Riff.

When we take the time to help", "our friends, it's another

way to say I love you.

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug", "and a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me, too

- Of course we love you, Barney.

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends", "like friends should be

♪ With a great big hug", "and a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too

- I really do

- Well, guess we better go!

See ya later, guys!

- [All] Okay, bye!

We'll see you later.

- Bye-bye.

See you later.

- You know what, Barney?

I'm gonna go call my", "grandma and granddad

because it makes me feel", "happy when I talk to them.

I'll see you later

- See you soon, now.

Bye.

- See you later!

(upbeat music)