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14x13 - Playing Games - No, No, No!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

14x13 - Playing Games - No, No, No!

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(upbeat music)

♪ Barney is a dinosaur", "from our imagination

♪ And when he's tall

♪ He's what we call", "a dinosaur sensation

♪ Barney and friends", "are here for you

♪ To sing and dance", "and play games, too

♪ Barney comes to play with us

♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can be your friend too

♪ If you just make-believe him

- My brother taught me this one.

- Okay.

That was good.

- Thanks.

Here you go, I'm gonna roll it.

- Got it!

- This is fun,", "Melissa, but let's

play something else, okay?

- Okay, what do you wanna play?

- Hey, how about London Bridge?

- Oh yeah!

Oh no, we don't", "have enough people.

We'd have to have somebody", "else to play with us.

- Like me?

- Barney!", "- Barney!

- Hi, Tracy.

Hi there, Melissa.

And a very good morning to you.

- Would you play London Bridge", "with us, please, Barney?

I'd be happy to.

It's one of my favorite games.

- Barney and I", "can be the bridge,

and you can go", "first, okay Tracy?

- Okay.

- All right.

Now, if you're ready.

One and two and-", "- hey, hi guys.

- Whoa whoa whoa, I wanna play.

- Can we play too?

- Sure, Baby Bop.

- Yay!

- Oh, is everybody", "ready to start?

B.J., Baby Bop?

- I wanna go first!

- But sissy, I think", "Tracy was gonna go first.

- It's okay Baby Bop, go ahead.

- Thank you, Tracy.

- That's so nice.

♪ London Bridge is falling down

♪ Falling down, falling down

♪ London Bridge is falling down

♪ My fair lady

♪ Build it up with iron bars

♪ Iron bars, iron bars

♪ Build it up with iron bars

♪ My fair lady

♪ Iron bars will bend and break

♪ Bend and break, bend and break

♪ Iron bars will bend and break

♪ My fair lady

- Gotcha!", "- It's so fun.

♪ Build it up with", "silver and gold

♪ Silver and gold,", "silver and gold

♪ Build it up with", "silver and gold

♪ My fair lady

♪ Gold and silver I have none

♪ I have none, I have none

♪ Gold and silver I have none

♪ My fair lady

♪ London Bridge is falling down

♪ Falling down, falling down

♪ London Bridge is falling down

♪ My fair lady

- We love you, Baby Bop.

- That was great!

Let's play again.

I'm first, I'm first.

- You have to be the", "bridge now, sissy.

You got caught the last time.

- I don't wanna do that.

It's no fun being the bridge.

- But we have to take turns.

That's how you play the game.

- Well, it's not", "how I play the game.

- Sissy!

(car horn honks)

- Oh.

- Oh, that's my mom.

We have to go, Tracy.

- Okay, bye everybody.", "- See you later.

Bye now.", "- Bye, see ya.

Well, how are we", "supposed to play now?

- There are lots of fun games

that friends can play together.

- Yeah!

- Let me show you.", "- Okay.

♪ When we're together,", "there's nothing better

♪ Than playing a", "game with a friend

♪ With games we all know,", "we can get up and go

♪ We can make up new", "games and pretend

♪ Laughing and running", "or singing a song

♪ Climbing and", "jumping, all day long

♪ I love it when we play", "together, playing games

♪ There's nothing like", "playing 'em, games

♪ Everyone loves to play games

♪ Let's keep on", "playin' our games

- Here we go, Barney.", "- Whoa.

(laughing)

♪ Dancin' along, we", "could play all day long

♪ We never get tired of the fun

♪ There's always a new game

♪ Or one with a new name

♪ A game we can teach everyone

♪ There are many outdoor games

♪ That we love to play

♪ And others we", "save for a rainy day

♪ As long as we're playing", "together, playing games

♪ There's nothing like", "playing 'em, games

♪ Everyone loves to play games

♪ Let's keep on", "playing our games

- Let's play some more!

Come on, what'll we play next?

- Well, do you know", "what game this is?

Whoa!

- Baseball, all right!

- Yeah!

- Now, that's my kind of game.

- I wanna go first.

- I'll be catcher.

- Are you ready, Baby Bop?

I'll throw the ball,", "and you hit it.

Then you run to first", "base, then second,

and then third.

- Oh Barney, I know", "how to play baseball.

Come on, pitch one", "right here, Barney.

- All right, here it comes.

- And I go to first base!

- Sissy, you didn't hit it.

You're not supposed to run yet.

- B.J., don't be silly,", "it's more fun this way.

- But that's not how", "you play the game.

- Hey guys, what", "are you playing?

- It's supposed to be baseball,

but sissy's not", "playing it right.

- Well, I made just", "a touchdown, Riff.

- Ay ay ay.

- Well, I know a game", "we could all play.

- Ooh, what is it?

- I call it Riff Sings.

Oh, the rules are very easy.

I sing something, then", "you sing it just like me,

if I say Riff Sings.

- Oh, well then let's play.

- You can play along, too.

Let's play Riff Sings.

- Okay, now remember, don't sing

unless I sing Riff sings.

Riff sings,

♪ Hippity pippity hop hop h*

♪ Hippity pippity hop hop h*

Riff sings,

♪ Flippity floppity flo flo flo

♪ ♪ Flippity", "floppity flo flo flo

♪ A picka picka", "pocka pocka h* h* h*

♪ A picka picka", "pocka pocka h* h* h*

- Hey!

Hey, B.J., Barney, why", "aren't you singing?

- 'Cause he didn't", "say Riff sings.

- Sorry, Baby Bop, but", "you lose a turn now.

- Well, that's no fun.

- But that's the way you", "play the game, sissy.

- Oh, well then I", "don't want to play.

- Hey, hey, how about", "some hopscotch instead?

- That's a great idea.", "- Hopscotch, yeah!

- You'll like this, Baby Bop.", "- Let's go, I love hopscotch.

- Hop hop hop, lookee", "I'm so good at hopscotch.

- Sissy, that's", "not how you play.

First of all, you", "have to take turns.

- I am taking turns, B.J.

I'm taking my turn.

- Oh, I give up.

If that's how you", "wanna play, then fine,

I'm taking a break.

- Now, what's wrong with him?

- I think he'd like", "it better if you

played by the rules, Baby Bop.

- Well, I would play", "by the rules, but I,

well, I get confused and I can't

really remember them all.

- Maybe we can help you there.

- Sure, we'll teach", "you the rules.

- Oh, well thank you.

- One of the most", "important parts

of any game is taking turns.

That's a rule that's", "always the same.

♪ Oh, we take turns", "(Oh, we take turns)

♪ When we play with toys,", "(When we play with toys)

♪ 'Cause that's what's right", "('Cause that's what's right)

♪ For girls and boys.", "(For girls and boys)

♪ Oh, we take turns

♪ When we play with toys,

♪ 'Cause that's what's right

♪ For girls and boys.

♪ Oh, we take turns

♪ When we play with toys.

♪ Oh, we take turns", "(Oh, we take turns)

♪ When we play a game,", "(When we play a game)

♪ 'Cause that's a rule", "('Cause that's a rule)

♪ That stays the same.", "(That stays the same)

♪ Oh, we take turns

♪ When we play a game,

♪ 'Cause that's a rule

♪ That stays the same.

♪ Oh, we take turns

♪ When we play a game.

♪ Oh, we take turns", "(Oh, we take turns)

♪ So we'll all have fun,", "(So we'll all have fun)

♪ And we include", "(And we include)

♪ Everyone (Everyone)

♪ Oh, we take turns

♪ So we'll all have fun

♪ And we include

♪ Everyone

♪ Oh, we take turns

♪ So we'll all have fun

- Hey!

- So, if we take turns,", "it's fun for everybody.

- That's it, Baby Boppity Bop.

- Barney?", "- Uh-huh?

- Do you think B.J.", "will play with me now?

- You can ask him.

- B.J, will you come", "play a game with us?

- I don't think so.

- You can go first.

- Yeah?

- I know how to take turns now.

You'll see, B.J.

- What are we", "gonna play, anyway?

- I know a game", "that's lots of fun,

and it's called ring", "around the rosy.

- Check it out!

- Whoa!", "- Look at that!

- I'm gonna take this blue.

Oh, there's not", "enough for everybody.

Well, we'll have to take turns.

Here B.J., you first.

- Thanks, sissy.

- You're welcome.

- Hey look, here's another one.

- Oh.

- Here you go.", "- Thank you, B.J.

- Come on, let's all", "play and have some fun.

- All right.", "- Yeah!

♪ Ring around the rosy

♪ Pocket full of posies

♪ Ashes, ashes

♪ We all fall down

- Okay everybody, get ready", "to tiptoe around the rosy.

- Okay.

♪ Tiptoe round the rosy

♪ Pocket full of posies

♪ Ashes, ashes

♪ We all fall down

- That's it.

Now let's skip.

♪ Skip around the rosy

♪ Pocket full of posies

♪ Ashes, ashes

♪ We all fall down

- Great, are you ready to hop?

- Yeah!", "- Yeah!

♪ Hop around the rosy

♪ Pocket full of posies

♪ Ashes, ashes

♪ We all fall down

- Good.

One more time, let's run.

♪ Run around the rosy

♪ Pocket full of posies

♪ Ashes, ashes

♪ We all fall down

(laughing)

- What a wonderful game this is.

- Especially when", "you play it right.

- That's right, Baby Bop.

Game have rules so", "everyone can have fun.

- What are we going", "to play tomorrow?

- I'm sure we'll", "think of something.

- Well, you can", "pick a game, B.J.

It's your turn.

- No, it's your turn.

- Oh no no no no no, I", "insist, it's your turn.

- [Barney] I'll see you later.

- Bye Barney.", "- Bye.

- See you later.", "- See you later.

- Bye.

The time we spend playing games

is a special time,", "because it's a time

we spend with good friends.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one

♪ That's here today having fun

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do

♪ It's better with", "a friend like you

♪ Everything's", "better with a friend

♪ Everything's better", "with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending,", "whatever we do

♪ It's better with", "a friend like you

♪ Everything's", "better with a friend

♪ Everything's better", "with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending,", "whatever we do

♪ It's better with", "a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending,", "whatever we do

♪ It's better with", "a friend like you

- Now here's something that'll", "tickle your funny bone.

- Why do zebras like old movies?

- [Children] Why?

- Because they're", "in black and white.

(laughing)

- What did the tornado", "say to the car?

- I don't know, what?

- Wanna go for a spin?

(laughing)

- What is green and jumps a lot?

- [Children] What?

- A frog with hiccups.

(laughing)

- If you liked that,", "you're gonna love this.

♪ One, two,

♪ One two three four

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ Play a little game

♪ It's so much fun to see

♪ How many numbers you can name

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ All the numbers in your house

♪ What's that on the wall

♪ That makes the", "sound "tick tock"

♪ It has two hands", "and twelve numbers

♪ I know, a clock

♪ Find the numbers in your house

Play a little game

♪ It's so much fun to see

♪ How many numbers you can name

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ All the numbers in your house

♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling

♪ What's ringing in your home

♪ You push the numbers", "to call a friend

♪ I know, a telephone

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ Play a little game

♪ It's so much fun to see

♪ How many numbers you can name

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ All the numbers in your house

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ All the numbers in your house

- Boy oh boy.

Oh, this is so exciting.

Hi there, good to see you.

Looks like lots of people are", "working in the park today.

(cheerful music)

Hi there.

- Hey Barney!", "- Hi Barney!

- Hold on everybody.

No no no.

That sign means no riding here

til the sidewalk is repaired.

- Oh, okay, then I'll", "go play on the swings.

- No no, sissy, they're", "working on the swings too.

- Hey I know, let's take a", "ride around the neighborhood.

- That's a great idea, B.J.

Sounds like fun.", "- Can I come too?

- No no, sissy,", "you're not fast enough

to keep up with us big guys.

- Oh, that makes me so mad.

No riding with them, no", "playing on the swings.

No this, no that,", "this day is no fun.

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh

♪ I'm really really mad

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh

♪ She's really mad today

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh

♪ I'm really really mad

♪ But if you take", "some slow breaths

♪ Your mad will go away

- Breathe, breathe.

Breathe, breathe.

- That didn't work.

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh

♪ I'm really really mad

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh

♪ She's really mad today

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh

♪ I'm really really mad

♪ But if you march", "around the park

♪ Your mad will go away

- March, march.

March, march.

- It's not working.

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh

♪ I'm really really mad

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh

♪ She's mad and that's okay

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh

♪ I'm really really mad

♪ But if I sing this song again

♪ La la la la la

♪ My mad will go away

♪ La la la, la la la la la la

♪ La la la, la la la la la la

- That didn't work either!

Oof, oof.

- Hi, Baby Bop.

Remember, no running", "in the caboose.

- No, no, no.

I wish that word would go away!

- No yelling inside.

- You know, that", "reminds me of something

that happened to a", "little girl long ago.

- Whoa!

Whoa, where am I?

Who am I?

- Once upon a time, a", "girl named Cinderella

lived with her two", "messy stepbrothers.

She never got to play,", "because she always

had to clean up after them.

- Boys.

- She would sing", "and dance, and that

made working fun.

♪ Clean up clean up,", "everybody everywhere

♪ Clean up clean up,", "everybody do your share

♪ Clean up clean up,", "everybody everywhere

♪ Clean up clean up,", "everybody do your share

(sneezes)

(coughs)

♪ Clean up clean up,", "everybody everywhere

♪ Clean up clean up,", "everybody do your share

- I try so hard.

Finished, phew.

- Did you hear the big news?

The prince is", "throwing a royal ball,

and everyone's invited.

- Me too?

- That's a big no.

You have to wear your", "best ball clothes.

- And you don't have any.

So, what are we going", "to wear, brother?

- Well, it's a royal", "ball, so you wear

a royal baseball glove.

Come on Cinderella,", "help us find our stuff.

- And so, Cinderella", "helped her stepbrothers

get ready for the ball.

- Are you sure I can't go too?

- No ball-

- No ball clothes-

- No way to get there.", "- No way to get there.

- And you need to", "clean this place up.

- Ay ay ay, why does", "everybody tell me no?

- And then something", "magical happened.

A beautiful fairy", "godmother appeared.

- Oh!

Wow, how did she do that?

- I'm here to grant", "your wish, Cinderella.

- Really?

Well, I wish the word", "no would go away.

♪ No running in the house

♪ No jumping on the bed

♪ Seems like no is the", "only word in my head

♪ There are so many rules", "in only just one day

♪ Seems like "no"", "always gets in my way

♪ Nobody likes to hear no no no

♪ When you do, you", "feel so, so, so

♪ Every time you want", "to just go, go, go

♪ Somebody who loves", "you says no no no

♪ No no no no no no no

♪ No spoiling your dinner

♪ No playing in the mud

♪ 'Cause you might get", "dirt all over Mommy's rug

♪ There are so many rules", "in only just one day

♪ Seems like "no"", "always gets in my way

♪ Nobody likes to hear no no no

♪ When you do, you", "feel so, so, so

♪ Every time you want", "to just go, go, go

♪ Somebody who loves", "you says no no no

♪ No no no no no no no

♪ Sometimes "no" means", "don't worry so much

♪ It can mean that something's", "too hot to the touch

♪ You can have no problems,", "no waiting in line

♪ Sometimes "no" can", "be incredibly fine

♪ Nobody likes to hear no no no

♪ When you do, you", "feel so, so, so

♪ Everytime you want", "to just go, go, go

♪ Somebody who loves you

♪ And you know", "that they love you

♪ 'Cause someone who", "loves you says no no no

- Well, I can't", "make a word go away,

but I can help you", "go to the ball.

- I don't know how to play ball.

- My dear, a royal", "ball is a dance.

- Really?

I love to dance, but I", "don't have anything to wear.

- With a wave of her magic wand,

the fairy godmother", "made Cinderella

look like a real princess.

- Oh, look at me!

- The spell will", "end at midnight,

so be sure to leave the ball", "before the clock strikes .

- Oh, wait, you", "forgot something.

I have no way to", "get to the ball.

- Now, let's see if", "I can help with that.

This should do.

And, whoa.

- Oh, oh goody.

I'm going to the ball!

- Meanwhile, at the royal ball.

- Okay, your", "royalness, we're ready.

- Let's play ball.

- No no no no, I don't want", "to play ball, I want to dance.

Is there anyone here", "who knows how to dance?

- I do, your highness.

- Then let's dance", "the royal dance.

♪ There's a new dance", "craze sweeping the country

♪ And it's called the Dino Dance

♪ It's a lot of", "fun and we all hope

♪ You'll give it a chance

♪ Are you ready now

♪ 'Cause it goes like this.

- Whoa, watch me now.

♪ First you hop, hop,", "hop all over the place

♪ Shake your dino tail", "while you make a funny face

♪ Everybody start", "twisting and turning

♪ We'll have a lot of", "fun while we're learning

♪ To do the Dino Dance.

♪ It's a lot of", "fun as you can see

♪ A dance just", "right for you and me

♪ So come on

- I got happy feet.

I feel a dance coming on.

(shouts)

♪ First you hop, hop, hop

♪ You got it, all over the place

♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

♪ Shake your dino tail

♪ Shake, shake while", "you make a funny face

♪ Everybody start", "twisting and turning

♪ We'll have a lot of", "fun while we're learning

♪ To do the Dino Dance

♪ We're gonna do the Dino Dance.

- Whoa, somebody stop me!

(clock chimes)

- Cinderella, you have to go.

- No, not yet.

Can I stay a little longer?

- No no no, you better", "run before it's too late.

- Oh no.

- Uh-oh.

- Hey look, that's", "not a princess.

- It's just Cinderella.

- I'm sorry, prince, I'll go.

- No, please stay.

I like you just the way you are.

Can we keep dancing?

- No problem!

Your highness.

- And so Cinderella", "learned that sometimes

the word no can be", "a very good thing.

- No kidding.

- And Cinderella and", "the prince danced

happily ever after.

The end.

- Oh, I like that story, Barney.

I guess the word", "no isn't all bad.

- No kidding.

- Hey sissy, we been", "looking for you.

- Yeah, wanna play ball with us?

- Well, I don't know.

Am I too little?

- No no no no no.", "- No way.

- I am starting to", "like this word no.

Thank you so much, Barney.

- I do love a happy ending,

just as much as I love you.

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too?

- I do love you, Barney.

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends", "like friends should be

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too

- Group hug!", "- I love you guys.

- Come on, let's play some more.

- Let's go!", "- Okay.

- We'll see you later.", "- Bye bye.

- [Barney] Bye", "now, see you soon.

(upbeat music)