01x02 - ACT-II "Crime w*r"

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You want the money?!

I told you over and over to be
careful, to not cause any trouble.

The heist was a total failure...
And now you want to be paid?!

Well, we almost got the stuff.
Really! We were so close.

Hey, girls! Tell the Counselor
how close we were.

Yeah! Yeah! We were really close!

Yeah! How do you think l got THIS?

I don't want excuses!
We need that urine, at any cost!

I still don't see why a guy
like you wants a bunch of piss...

You don't have to know!

You only need to do what
I tell you to!

Yeah, yeah... But we tried so hard.

lt's all because the Tank Police
screwed it up at the last minute!

lt isn't fair! No one told us they
were going to be there.

We just weren't ready for them!

The Tank Police...
They're becoming a real problem...

What's so hot about the Tank Police?
They just have tanks and we don't.

lf we had stuff like that,
we could do anything!

Yeah! Just ask the boss
to get us some new weapons!

I can't ask him to do that!

Hold on a second... We don't have
to use government equipment.

lf we were to use the black market...

lf we had the money for that,
this wouldn't be so hard for us!

The Tank Police...

All right!
l'll get you your weapons.

But l won't do this for you again!

What a jerk!

I hate him!

OWWWW!

You stupid... l told you not
to tie that bandage so tight!

Get serious...

I AM serious! l'm made a lot more
delicate than you guys!

The Counselor said he's going to
get us some new hardware!

Now we'll show 'em!

Just you wait.
Someday l'll find out...

...what the boss is REALLY after,
and blackmail him for all he's worth!

Then we'll blow this scene and
live like kings!

Oh Buaku, you're wonderful!

But what DO they want
all that piss for?

Patience... Patience...

What, you guys again?!

I already told you everything l know.
Now beat it!

Ahh, according to our Squad Leader...

You can't explain anything to him!

A little light in the brains
department, if you ask me!

Well, what do you want now?

lt's about the urine, Doctor...
Want to make a deal?

Deal...?

lt's like this...

Buaku and his g*ng tried to steal
the urine and failed, correct?

Yes...

And, since the patients
have to eat and drink...

They will, of course, produce...
MORE urine.

Tell me, do any other hospitals
handle this particular type of urine?

Of course not!
This is the only one.

So, you would have to agree that,
in all likelihood...

Buaku and his g*ng will come back
here and try again!

Oh my! He wouldn't...!

So... The deal is we offer
you security...

IN exchange for...?

What are you researching here?

I can't...! l just can't tell you!

Oh well. Sorry to bother you.

W- Wait!

I thought you didn't want to deal...

I can't discuss the research...
That's absolutely forbidden!

But, perhaps l can tell you a
little bit about the urine.

Fine. You can just
tell me about the urine.

Now then,
what's so special about it?

You promise
you'll give us protection?

You'll have a tank parked
outside 24 hours a day.

All right...

Well, first of all, your boss
shouldn't make light of urine.

We've known for a while that it's
an important barometer of health.

Especially these days, we can find
out everything about a patient...

By studying what he
takes in and what comes out.

By analyzing any unusual compounds
found in the urine, we can...

...determine the mechanism of the
kidneys and other such organs.

But we understand how the
kidneys function already, right?

Ah, but here we're studying
how the LUNGS operate.

The lungs...?

Yes. lt's necessary to have
bacteria-free urine specimens from...

...totally healthy individuals
who are the products of...

...occasional genetic mutations
for us to carry out our research.

And so...

And so?!

Very quiet... Extra quiet...

Super quiet...

Oh, for Pete's sake...
lt's your shadow!

This is the loft the Counselor
told us to come to.

I can't wait to start raising
some hell with our new super weapon!

This is so exciting.
l'm getting all goose-bumpy!

Let's go!

lt's junk!

Some super weapon.
What a letdown!

How are we supposed to take on
the Tank Police in THIS thing?

What's this?

There're lots of them...

RAID!!

Relax, it isn't a raid.
lt's just the Counselor.

Buaku... lt wasn't easy
getting you those weapons.

And we appreciate it, sir.
But, well...

Don't take this wrong,
but they look sort of... bad.

They look like piles of scrap,
but underneath all that...

...is a class-A battle tank.
Much better than a patrol tank.

What the hell?!
We want something that looks cool!

We want a super weapon!

lf you had that, the army'd be
after you in a second!

I know YOU wouldn't mind, but
we'd prefer they stay out of this.

You're a sharp one, sir!

lt's for that reason
that they've been camouflaged.

Don't fail us this time. We must
have the urine, no matter what!

Leave it to us!

We'll get you your piss,
and anything else you want!

Counselor, what are these?

Oh, those...

Those are... Ahhan!

l've fallen for you.

The way you look,
the way you walk.

Even that stubborn streak,
that shows when you talk.

There's just something about you.

l'm in love with you.
l'm looking at you, but l feel...

Like l am lost
in a broken labyrinth.

I love you... l love you...

Let me hold you in my arms,
and feel my love.

I just seem to notice
things about you...

Because you're always near me...

l'm in love with you.

This broken labyrinth
seems to have...

So many many paths, and every one
leads me to the same place.

I love you... l love you...

I travel on...
Towards you, my love...

What the---!

BRITAIN! Are you at it again?!

Chief! Get down!

What scrap heap did they drag
those things off of?!

Tank Police... TO BATTLE!

Units 2 and 3, get going!
Rest of you, battle formation ''M''!

All units, move out!

I surrender...

Let's do it!

Anti-tank mines!

expl*sives scan, clear!
Plastic expl*sives scan, clear!

They're just bio-plastic plates!

sh*t, they scared me...

lt worked! lt really worked!
Fantastic!

God damn...
Using these...these... THINGS!

Pressure reactive bio-memory plastic!

'Ahhan.'' Meta-plastic.

'Ahhan?'' Meta-plastic...?

You're all as helpless as
flipped-over turtles!

Well, we've got a job to do.
Stay out of our way this time!

Be good, and we'll
bring you back a present!

Don't fight while we're gone!
Later, Kids!

Now what do we do?

We go after them, that's what!

But how...?

Don't you understand?!
We are the glorious Tank Police!!

Hello-o-o-o? Anybody here?

lt's great! lt's great!

lt's incredible! We did it!

Hey! Cut it out!

You don't do
that sort of stuff HERE!

Chief!?
This isn't what it looks like!

Chief, we've done it!

Done it...?

Yes, sir!
We've finished building Bonaparte!

Bonaparte...?

The hell is that?

lt's just adorable!
lsn't it neat, Chief?

You nitwit, forget that!
We've got real trouble!

We've lost contact with Britain!

What do you mean?!

We can't raise any
of the patrol tanks.

You don't think...
They've been destroyed?!

Al, let's roll!

What?! B-but, we don't
have any patrol tanks...

Shut up and move!

Al, take us faster!

Huh? But we haven't tested this
thing yet! lt might fall apart...

What the...

Squad Leader!

Whatcha doing?

lsn't it obvious?

The Tank Police, using its
high mobility techniques...

...is in hot pursuit of
Buaku and his g*ng!

I don't see Buaku...

He's going after the piss again!

So, how do you like my toy tank?

Can that thing sh**t?

Of course it can!

Then give me a lift!

Oh, but l'm on my way to
the welfare department!

My stupid superior's orders.
I guess Buaku'll just get away...

Are you trying to blackmail me?

l'm making a deal...

I see you've picked up on
how we do things around here...

ls the order canceled?

YOU WIN!

Yay!

Run as fast as you can, guys!
l'll meet you there!

Buaku, what's going on?
This isn't what he told us!

What's a patrol tank doing here?

How should l know?!

You guys sneak in and get the piss.
l'll take care of the tank!

Squad Leader! Squad Leader!
This is Little Angel!

Code B-7! We're under attack!

Damn, l can't get through!

Hey!

sh*t... Right, 160 degrees!
Bring us around!

B-but sir, right 160 degrees is...

I don't care! MOVE!

Hey, that looks like fun!

Well, hell, if the cops can do that,
why shouldn't l?

Let's go!

Here's another one!

...and here's another one!

Tanks make it easy!

We should've done this
in the first place.

Stop it! Stop it!!

This is a hospital!
This isn't what we agreed on!

The Mayor'll just LOVE this...

The Chief'll probably
lose his hair over it...

And now, the coup de grace!

Lousy Tank Police... We won!

OW!

-Hey, what's that?
-There's a little one, too.

Huh?

You're actually gonna fight
us with that toy tank?

Okay, sure! We'll fight you!

'WIND''

'FOREST''

'FIRE''

'MOUNTAIN''

Gotcha...

Right...

Come on, turn!

Wait! Don't sh**t!

Got 'em!

That's what l call ''out of the
frying pan and into the fire!''

ls the piss all right?

Got it!

Well done, Buaku.
Your reward is in that trunk.

Just like you promised!

lt's all here!

Well, if you ever need us again...

l'll be sure to call you.

Now come clean,
what's the deal with the piss?

lt won't hurt if you told us now.

I mean, you have the stuff now...

The codename is ''Greenpeace.''

'Greenpeace?''

They haven't told me the
exact details of the project...

But the urine is apparently
vital for its completion.

A big-shot like you has to have
a lot of guys working for him...

Why'd you come to us?

Because you're just a bunch of
petty crooks...

...who only care about money!

What?! What was that?
You wanna die?!

I don't mean it like that.

IN the world of politics...

...there exist people far more
unscrupulous than you.

lf l used the people around me...
they could have found out...

...about the project.
Security has to be absolute!

Crazy world!

Quite.

Oh well. We'd better get going.

The only place you're going is JAIL!

lt's a GHOST!

Humans are amazing! You k*ll 'em,
and they still come after you!

But, do human ghosts come back
carrying Magnums...?

My Tank Special was made of steel,
not cheap plastic!

So, my Bonaparte didn't get
burned up in that fire!

You followed us?!

BINGO!

Annapuna! Unipuma!
Do you see what l mean?!

That's what humans are like!
They play dirty!

We play SMART!

Now come along quietly!

NO!!!

Leona, if they even twitch,
Blow 'em to hell!

We'll just be
saving the judges the trouble!

ls that an order?

Yes, it's an O-R-D-E-R.

Aye-aye, sir!

LEONA!!!!

But sir, you said it was an order!

You k*ll the man who was probably
the key to the whole case...

You let Buaku get away...
And look at this pile of claims!

Why didn't we just save
ourselves the trouble...

...and GIVE them the urine
in the first place?!

But Mme. Mayor, we have to be
like a mountain when facing crime...

Shut up!

What police department destroys an
entire hospital just to catch...

...a bunch of petty thieves?!

Chief, aren't you
going to say anything?

l'm tired!

On top of that, you destroy
a building down at the docks!

You're as bad as those criminals!
No, WORSE!

You're just a bunch of vandals!
LEGALIZED VANDALS!!

lf l had my way, l'd see all of
you Tank Police hung!

And l'd be there to personally
tie the ropes around your necks!

You want us to just sit back
and do nothing?!

This is a w*r!

This isn't some political w*r.
lt isn't even a jungle guerrilla w*r!

This is a crime w*r!

A w*r where we don't even know
who's a friend or who's an enemy!

And you're the only one
who can't see that!

The kid's young, but l think
she said it pretty well.

Chief, that kid's a credit
to the Tank Police!