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02x02 - Grandparents are Grand!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

02x02 - Grandparents are Grand!

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“Barney Theme Song"

sensation

[Music]

Barney's friends are big and small they

come from lots of places

Barney shows us lots of things

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

okay we've got all the animals we need

to play farm but there's one thing we

don't have what's that we don't have

anyone left who can be the farmer what

can we do

[Music]

it

Down on Grandpa's Farm

can I pretend to be the farmer

[Music]

quack quack quack

[Music]

a great

[Music]

big pots form there is a great escape

[Music]

grandpa's farm

[Music]

they would be even more fun to visit a

real grandpa's farm my grandfather had a

real farm when he lived in the

Philippines but he doesn't live there

anymore my granddad lives in an

apartment does he live around here no me

Abuelo you know my grandfather lives in

Mexico well my granddad lives pretty far

away too but all this week he and

Grandma are visiting my house so today

he's picking me up after school can't

wait to eat oh well Ben it's lots of fun

having a visit grandparents are some of

my favorite people mine too Barney yes

I'm confused oh a grandpa a grandfather

a Granddad and Abuelo a grandma and I've

got a Nana Oh those are all just special

names for grandparents and whatever you

call them it means they're your mom mom

and dad's parents like maybe your mom's

mother my nana or maybe your dad's

father like my umbrella

oh now I understand

No Matter What the Name

good

you might call her grandma or maybe even

more or you might call her me too

no matter what the name she loves you

just the same cause loving you is what

she likes to do

no matter what the name she loves you

just the same cause loving you is what

she likes to do

[Music]

he loves you just the same cause Loving

You Is

grandma and grandpa or Granny and Gramps

[Music]

that's right Granddad you're here hi

Granddad Richard's sister my friend Tina

nice to meet you Tina thank you and this

is min Hi man hello and this is Kathy

nice to meet you Kathy Mr bear a

pleasure and this is Barney well hello

Barney nice to meet you Barney it's so

nice to meet Derek's Granddad Derek was

just telling us you're here for a visit

that's right I thought I'd walk Derek

home from school while his grandma's

shopping at the grocery store then

tonight I'm gonna be cooking dinner for

the whole family

my granddad is a good cook you are well

I like to have fun in the kitchen just

like you kids like to have fun in school

and I know that everyone has fun in

school right

[Music]

you know it's been a long time since

I've been inside of school ever since

your daddy was my little boy oh well how

about taking a quick peek inside our

school oh I'd love that let's go

this is the room where Teddy and I go to

school there's lots of different centers

so we two different things centers oh I

see for art and music and math and for

make-believe there's a science center

too and that would be your favorite

that's right science was my favorite

when I went to school too did you really

used to be like us sure once I was a

little boy just your size and then a

grown-up and now I'm a Granddad and it's

all just part of growing and that's

something you all know about

Growing

growing we do it every day

[Music]

say we grow a little taller a little

bigger not smaller and we grow a little

friendlier too

we try to be a little nicer as we grow

each day because I'm growing and so are

you

well again

growing we do it every day

[Music]

each day we grow a little taller a

little bigger not smaller and we grow a

little friendlier too

[Music]

all of you know lots and lots about

growing you sure do say I bet I could

make everyone a yummy little snack right

now

what are you going to make how about a

nice batch of yummy spiders spiders

no not real spiders cookies that look

like spiders and they're as much fun to

make as they are to eat but I'm going to

need a few things oh I think we can help

you out right this way grandad

[Music]

[Music]

there you are Granddad everything you

need thank you Bernie you're welcome

let's get started

[Music]

what we're gonna do is sort of Mount

this on what do you think here's an

example

look at all these spiders

they look super delicious

showing us how to make spider cookies

Grandad you're certainly welcome

now let's put your spiders in this jar

until it's time to take them home

Itsy Bitsy Spider

[Music]

spiders

[Music]

dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy

spider went up the spout again

spiders

[Music]

the Itsy Bitsy Spider

I didn't know you could do Itsy Bitsy

Spider well of course I can we had the

very same song in game when I was little

but I'll tell you something we didn't

have

we didn't have any television no

television at all no we played lots of

games and we read a lot of books oh

reading books is one of our favorite

things to do too

yes and we also like to listen to a lot

of our favorite shows on the radio you

mean sort of like TV shows that's right

man there were funny shows and sports

shows even a few spooky shows I love

them all and there weren't any pictures

nope there were words and sounds and

music but for the rest we

our imagination oh that's what we like

best

Barney yes radio sounded a lot different

in those days and they looked a lot

different too oh did they look sort of

like this

[Music]

morning I think I can help with that if

everyone will just have a seat

hopefully just grab a chair and sit

right there

we go

and no radio brny presents

Imagination Theater today's story Mr

Toodles and the Spooky old house

one bright sunny morning Mr Toodles

stepped outside

it was a beautiful day and he could hear

lots of

[Music]

and found something inside he tore open

[Music]

and he read these words

tonight come to the spooky old house and

you'll get a big surprise

[Music]

when the night was deep and dark Mr

Toodles went to the spooky old house oh

it's big and dark

and spooky

By the Light of the Moon he could see

the trees blowing in

oh

yeah

and far away he could hear

thunder lightning

oh I guess I'd better go inside

Mr Toodles walked right up and opened

[Music]

because it was very dark he stepped

carefully inside

sorry Kitty I didn't mean to scare you

Mr Toodles looked all around but he

didn't find a big surprise so he started

to climb

stairs

in this spooky old house he oh

[Music]

he okay and inside he saw

[Music]

why it's a surprise party with all of my

very best friends

so Mr Toodles had Oodles of fun with his

friends which brings us to the end of

Imagination Theater

[Applause]

[Music]

that story was spooky and funny even

without any pictures that's because you

all used your imaginations and right now

I imagine that a spider cookie would

taste pretty good

the cookies are all going

Who Took the Cookies

who took the cookies from the cookie

jars Kathy took the cookies from the

cookie jar yes you couldn't be then who

Dara took the cookies from the cookie

jar cool me yes you can me then who

Tina took the cookies from the cookie

jar who me yes you couldn't be then who

huh

took the cookie from the cookie jar pumi

yes you couldn't feed them

[Music]

[Music]

yes

[Music]

it's you

banana

hello Kathy dear hi kids hi Nana hello

Barney hello Nana Nana this is my

granddad Richards I'm very happy to meet

you Mr Richard my pleasure Nana did you

take the cookies from the cookie jar

well yes I did but only for a moment

because your cookies are right here I

came in when you were listening to your

radio show and you looked like you were

having fun so I tip showed out with your

cookies so I could put each cookie in a

bag with your name on it for you to take

home and there are your names

Derek min

Tina

and Kathy Nana what else is in your bag

there's something special I want to show

you Kathy what is it I was repacking

some boxes today and I found a very good

friend of mine it's my teddy bear from

when I was just your size

in a lot of ways your teddy bears look

just the same things haven't really

changed all that much since I was a

little girl sure we played with lots of

the same kinds of toys that you do and

I'll bet we even played lots of the same

kinds of games like baseball and jump

rope and hide and seek in Hopscotch wow

you played all of those games sure they

did and if you want you could all play

those games right now okay

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

seven

eight

nine ten ready or not here I come oh

wow everybody did a really good job of

hiding now where could they all be

ready

can we play baseball now oh sure let's

go okay

Take Me Out to the Ball Game

here we go

Take Me Out to the Ball Game Take Me Out

to the park buy me some peanuts and

cr*cker Jack I don't care if I ever get

back for it since

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

memories

[Music]

Tina oh hi Barney you seem a little bit

sad is something wrong well the other

kids have grandparents that they can see

a lot but my Abuelo lives so far away I

really miss him oh but there must be

something you can do to feel better

maybe you can talk to him on the phone

all right

really

really need parts on it oh those sound

like terrific ideas and Tina you should

remember that even when grandparents

can't be close they still love you all

No Matter Where They Are

the time

awesome grandmas and grandpas are so far

away and others are close to you

but no matter

it might be near or far just loving you

is what they like to do

no matter where they are it might be

near or far just loving you is what they

like to do

oh so grandmas and grandpas are so far

away and others are close to you but no

matter where they are it might be near

or far just loving you is

loving you is

loving you is what they like to do

thing you see it doesn't matter how you

say I love you it could be a phone call

or a letter a kiss or a hug when you

love someone just tell them in your very

I Love You

own way

I love you

you love me

we're a happy family with a great big

hug and a kiss from me to you

won't you say you love me too

I love you

you love me

we're best friends like friends should

be with a great big hug and a kiss from

me to you

won't you say you love me too

Derek I want to thank you and your

friends for this fun dance go on and I

had a wonderful time too and Barney

where'd he go

Grandad he's right there

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

hello again to all my friends I'm glad

you came to play our fun and learning

never ends here's what we did today

we had a very special visit from some

grandparents today Grandparents have

lots of different names but they're

always your parents parents

you know grandparents used to be

children just like you but they grew and

grew and grew just like you're growing

now

Derek's grandfather showed us how sounds

can tell a whole story without any

pictures remember Mr Toodles

and Kathy's Nana showed us that when she

was little she played with toys like

yours

grandparents are a special part of your

family and even if they live far away

they still love you very much and you

can write them or call them on the phone

it's always nice to tell someone that

you love them and you know what I love

you

[Music]

laughs

thanks for playing Barney later on let's

sing and dance our way over to Sesame

Street but first let's visit some other

Sesame Street friends on play with me

Sesame coming up next right here on

Sprout