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02x08 - Grown-Ups for a Day!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

02x08 - Grown-Ups for a Day!

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oh that must be that

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there you go Barney that's too big

uh-huh but he's supposed to look funny

it's dark in here oh turned out the

lights

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why are those hats you're wearing are

absolutely positively willy-nilly silly

today was silly hat day at school Barney

everyone got to wear the funniest hat

they can make

see my hat is blue and has lots of

buttons and gold glitter on it a little

bright and sparkly my hat makes me look

like a bee

don't stingy my head is green with the

funny feather on it Oh I thought you had

a sweet little bird sitting on your head

Barney what do you think of my cat

Bonnie why I think I'd call it a real

baseball cap oh oh your hats are very

silly and I'm wearing a oh well just

what am I wearing

oh I'm wearing an itsy bitsy teeny weeny

silly little top ads

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red or blue

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part of me

you might even have a hole in my feet

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your hat was too big when we first put

it on you Barney well I guess I just

grew too big for it oh Barney we wake

her up what kind of hats do you think

we'll wear what do you mean Derek I mean

when we get older and we have jobs what

kind of hats do you think we'll wear

then oh there are lots and lots of

different jobs and people wear different

hats when they do them when I grow up I

want to be a fireman and wear a hat like

this hurry hurry put out the fire I

could be a farmer like my grandfather he

has a farm in the Philippines

grow lots of yummy vegetables I want to

be a police officer when I grow up to

help people that's nice why you can be

anything you want to be when you grow up

you jack what do you want to be when you

grow up see if you can guess

I love to read books about outer space

and the rockets that fly there

I like to look at the stars at night

someday I want to be an astronaut

spaceship is courting up Sir

Rockets are ready sir you check

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I wish the spaceship was big enough for

all of us me too I'd love to go with you

I'm sorry this rocket only has room for

one astronaut but I wish I could share

the ride with you too oh Derek you'll be

the best astronaut okay it's time for me

to fly to the moon

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prepare for countdown hi

four three two one

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and suspicious

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okay now team let's bring him back home

again

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back home

one two three what's up

today

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here he comes in for a landing wow

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why you were a terrific astronaut Derek

yeah you were out of this world maybe

they'll tell your story on TV

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flies to the Moon

hello everyone I'm Sean and here's

what's happening today just now so

pretty duper astronaut dad fell in his

rocket around the Moon here now is

reporter Tina with the astronaut

um thank you Sean I'm Tina here with

astronaut Darren what was your favorite

part of the Rocket Ride sing all the

stars in the moon did you miss anything

here on Earth I sure did I missed all my

friends thank you restaurant Derek

you're welcome reporter Tina back to you

and this man Sean

thank you Trina and now for the weather

today's weather looks pretty sunny

we'll keep your arm as close in case of

rain

uh-oh sounds like you were a pretty good

weather man Sean

life falls down down the sky splashing

down from the left slow High makes

things wet dead once we're dry is the

rain rain

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looks like the rain stopped oh

what comes up at the break of day

brightly shines while we sing and play

in the evening we'll go

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the sun feels warm

oh it's getting colder

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it stopped snowing

what no

we're close by but can't be seen and

makes noise

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oh yes the sun's out again it feels so

nice and warm and there's another good

thing about the sun coming back out

what's that we can play some more

here we go

Crossing please

oh okay there Argentina is safe to cross

now

okay bye-bye

um who are you pretending to be man I'm

a taxi driver people can't eat to give

them rides in my car

taxi taxi yes sir where can I take you

to the veterinarian the veterinarian

that's Doctor four

animals is your puppy sick yes he has an

owie then hop right in we better hurry

here we are the veterinarian's office

how much do I owe you only one dollar

please here you are thank you you're

welcome I hope your dog gets better

thanks

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man I thought you were a taxi cab driver

I was but now I'm pretending to be a

farmer and I brought my sick rooster to

the veterinarian welcome to Dr Tina's

office she's a very fine veterinarian

she 'll think our pets feel better

here comes the doctor now

he had a little rooster by the Barnyard

gate that little rooster was her

Playmate that little rooster

he had a little cat by the Barnyard gate

that little cat was his playmate that

little cat went Yum Yum Yum that little

rooster

he had a little dog by the Barnyard gate

that little dog was his playmate that

little dog

meow meow

there that should make your pets feel

better say thank you little rooster

say thank you little kitty meow meow

meow

say thank you little puppy

thank you Dr Tina you're welcome

oh Barney things look so beautiful I

want to be a dancer someday maybe I can

take dance lessons after my dad finds a

new job

that sounds like fun would you like to

dance with me sir oh I'd absolutely love

to

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[Laughter]

thank you

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thank you for being my dancing partner

Barney hopefully it was my pleasure

Derek says you have some grown-up

friends who got to play with toys at

their jobs that's right tell them Barney

well I'll do better than tell you why

don't I show you oh come on

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boys and girls ladies and gents Kathy

Burks marionette proudly presents

it's world famous clown circus

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hahaha

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come on

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haha

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One Direction

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well now everyone I'd like you to meet

my good friends Doug and Becky

hi everyone I told you Barney there's

someone who grew up to play with toys

that's right Derek we put on shows for

children with our marionettes

they were

marionette is a puppet that works with

strings like this you see

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would you all like to make your own

marionette walk and dance

we brought a duck marionette for each

one of you let's see one two three four

that makes four little ducks

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quack quack quack quack quack quack

quack

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quack quack quack quack quack quack

quack

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quack quack quack quack quack

quack quack

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that was terrific thank you for teaching

us thank you thank you for filming Doug

and Becky this was so much fun

thank you

look at this hat pretty neat

how do I look great we've learned how to

make those hats in class today would you

like us to show you how yeah okay can we

get some newspapers from the recycling

bin sure

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first we put the newspaper over your

head are you still under there I'm still

here are you sure I'm gonna like this

you're gonna love it next we put paper

on your head to the Hat fit just right

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right there

oh there it still looks like a big

newspaper over her head but just watch

now we fold the newspaper into any fun

shape you want your hat to have

oh

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this is a factory a place where they

make things and put them together yeah

our very own hat factory let's

it's fun when everyone has a special job

to do

my job is spreading the glue or the

button

that's a pretty sticky job but stick

with it

my job is to put the button on putting

buttons got the button

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and my job is to put the feather on

that's a feather in your cab

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Yep looks beautiful nice work everybody

oh boy oh boy I can't wait to try it on

it looks great

you go

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there you are Barney

the perfect dinosaur size oh thank you

men and thank you all for doing such a

fine job in my hat

bunny there's another job I would like

to have when I grow up what's that I

would like to paint houses oh I think

that would be a very colorful job

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honey the painters are here oh goody

hello Mr painter my husband and I are

glad you're here to paint our house yes

ma'am have you picked the color Yes we

would like it to be orange you better

get started let's go come on

you two are off to a good start

window

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pass through windows

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oh our house looks beautiful okay you're

welcome and thank you Barney you're

welcome but now I think it's time to

clean up

clean up clean up everybody everywhere

clean up clean up everybody do your ship

clean up clean up everybody everywhere

clean up clean up everybody do your

shirt clean up clean up everybody

everywhere clean up clean up everybody

do you share

it was fun pretending to be grown-ups

today Barney oh it sure was you were an

astronaut and news reporters and a taxi

driver and a veterinarian hat makers and

House Painters that's right but there's

one thing we all want to be when we grow

up oh what's that your friend oh and

I'll always be your friend too

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give the kiss from me to you

won't you say you love me too

I love you

you

love me we're best friends

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and a kiss from me to you won't you say

you love me too

see you soon

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to all my friends I'm glad you came to

play our fun and learning never ends

here's what we did today

isn't it fun pretending to be a grown-up

like a firefighter or a police officer

or an astronaut

you can be anything you want to be when

you grow up a veterinarian a house

painter or a cab driver even a ballerina

and if you grow up to be a reporter on

TV you can tell everyone the news that I

love you

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bring Barney and Friends again Monday

morning at 9 30. now stay tuned for lamb

chops play along here on WQED 13 where

kids belong

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