01x05 - Jeff the Mechanic

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[theme music]

[SINGING] We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your fingers
high in the sky.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your ears and
wiggle your eyes.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your hair and
wiggle your nose.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Woo!

It's a very special
time now, everyone.

Right now-- what was that?

[giggles] What was that?

[giggles]

Something tickled me.

Wow!

Something tickled me, too.

Oh, it's Captain Feathersword,
the friendly pirate.

Let's all say ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Well, Captain,
I'm glad you're here

because it's a very special--

[laughs] Captain Feathersword.

Oh, yes, Greg.

Did you tickle me just then?

Oh, no, Greg.
No tickling.

No.

Did he tickle me?

I thought so.

Thank you, everybody.

Captain, please,
no more tickling.

OK, no more tickling, Greg.

Thank you very much.

Now it's a very special
time right now, everyone.

[laughs] Captain Feathersword.

Oh, yes, Greg.

Did you tickle me again.

Oh, no, Greg.
No tickling.

No.

Did he tickle me?

I thought so.

Thank you again everybody.

Captain, please,
no more tickling.

No more tickling, Greg.

Well, we should do
a pirate dance then.

A pirate dance.

Let's all do a
pirate dance together.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Captain Feathersword,
he loves to dance.

He will show you how.

Captain Feathersword,
he loves to dance.

[SINGING] I will show you now.

Fold your arms in
front of you, arr.

Start to hop.

It's fun to do, me hearties.

Climb the ropes.

Come on.

Let's try it.

Now you're dancing
like a pirate.

Whoa!

[SINGING] Captain Feathersword,
he loves to dance.

He will show you how.

Captain Feathersword,
he loves to dance.

[SINGING] I will show you now.

Fold your arms in front
of you, me hearties.

Bounce up and down.

It's fun to do, arr.

Climb the ropes.

Come on.

Let's try it.

Now you're dancing
like a pirate.

[SINGING] Captain
Feathersword,

he loves to dance.

He will show you how.

Captain Feathersword,
he loves to dance.

[SINGING] Everybody bow and
give yourself a pirate clap.

Arr.

DOROTHY: When you
play in a sand pit,

there are lots of things to do.

You can put sand
into containers,

or you can drive a car.

You can do some cooking.

I'm making a cake.

DOROTHY: You mix the
cake and scoop it out

into the cake pans, and
turn it round and round.

Oh, that looks like fun!

Would you like some cake?

DOROTHY: Thank you.

I would.

It's important to wear a hat
when you're out in the sun

and to remember the sunscreen.

You can dig in the sand or
drive a truck along a road.

You never run out of
things to do in a sand pit.

[theme music]

[banging]

OK, come on.

Quiet down everyone.

I know you're all excited
about the concert tour.

I can't wait to sing
and dance at the show.

So much fun!

Come on, Greg, let's go!

Not too fast, Murray.

There's a few things we
need to attend to first.

Anthony, have you
packed your lunch?

Sure have, Greg.

This should hit the spot.

Jeff, you have everything
you need for the trip?

Right.

We're set then.

Oh, Murray, did you get
the mechanic to have

a look at the big red car?

Let me check my diary, Greg.

Yes, nearly.

Nearly yes?

Well, I found her and she
said she could come today.

Well, you know how the
big red car's been making

some funny noises lately.

I'm not too sure that we're
going to get very far.

Well, maybe we can
have a look at it

before the mechanic gets here.

Yeah.

All right, get
your things together,

and we'll put them in the car.

[music playing]

Wake me up when we get there.

I'll start the engine.

Murray, could you
have a look, please?

[engine idling]

What are we looking for?

MURRAY: I don't know.

It looks all right to me.

Take a close look.

Whoa, what was that?

That's the problem, I'd say.

Some sort of leak.

It came from here.

Oh, it's sprung another leak.

Anthony, can you put your
finger on that one, please?

Oh, another leak.

Oh, Murray, quick, put your
finger on that one, too.

There.

That seems to have done it.

Oh.

Oh, thank you, Dorothy.

Towels.

Blue for me.

Red for me.

And yellow for me.

You know, you need about eight
arms to fix all those leaks.

[doorbell rings]

Just maybe.

That's great.

Henry's fixed all the leaks.

Now all we have to do is
put some tape over them

and we can get on our way.

Good on you, Henry.

Uh-oh.

Gooey, gooey.

It's no good.

We'll just have to be patient
and wait for the mechanic.

Towel, Murray?

Thanks.

[snoring]

[music playing]

[snoring]

Excuse me, are you
from the Wiggles?

Sure am.

I'm Jeff.

I'm Ginger, the mechanic.

Somebody called me
and said they had

a problem with a big red car.

Problem?

No, I don't think so.

We're all packed up ready to go
and sing and dance at the show.

Oh, well, maybe I
should have a look anyway.

I've got plenty of time.

It's only 4 o'clock.


Oh, no, we're going to be
late for our first show.

Sorry, Ginger, but we'll
have to talk another time.

There's too much to do.

Too much to do.

Goodness, we're late
for the first concert.

Quickly, quickly!

And they say I fall
asleep all the time.

Anthony, Quigley,
Greg, Murray, Henry,

Dorothy, we're running late.

Wake up, everyone.

What is it, Jeff?

Come on, Murray,
it's time to wake up.

We've got songs to sing.

No, we don't we can't
go anywhere until the leak

in the engine is fixed.

Leak?

What leak?

That leak.

We tried to fix it while you
were asleep, but we couldn't.

So there's nothing to do but
wait for the mechanic to come.

You said the mechanic?

She'll fix it, and then
we can get on our way.

In the meantime, I'm
going to take a nap.

Me, too.

Me three.

Uh-oh.

I sent the mechanic away.

I'll just have to fix it myself.

This should do the trick.

Now where's that leak?

Icky.

Gooey.

Sticky.

I did it.

Hey, wake up.
Come on, everyone.

Wake up.

I've got something to tell you.

I sent the mechanic
away by mistake.

What?

But it's all right.

It really is.

Come and have a look.

I fixed the engine.

Towel, Jeff?

Thanks, Anthony.

Hey, looks like our
troubles are over.

[cheering]

[music playing]

Looks like it's back
to the old drawing board.

We're having a
teddy bears picnic.

Everyone's brought their
favorite bear along.

Perhaps you could have a
teddy bears picnic at home.

We know a song
about teddy bears.

Can you sing along and
do the actions with us?

[music playing]

[SINGING] Everybody clap.

Everybody sing.

La la la la la.

Bow to your partner.

Then you turn around.

Hands in the air.

Rock-a-bye your bear.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

[music playing]

Everybody clap.

Everybody sing.

La la la la la.

Bow to your partner.

Then you turn around.

Hands in the air.

Rock-a-bye your bear.

Bear's Now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Bear's now asleep.

[SINGING] Henry
the octopus lives

down in the deep blue sea.

Henry the octopus, he's
a friend to you and me.

Hi, everybody.

Or as we say in octopus
language, [gibberish]..

NARRATOR: It was another
lovely day under the sea.

Henry's Underwater
Big Band loved

to play music and entertain
all the other creatures

that lived there.

Henry was the leader of
the Underwater Big Band,

and would enjoy himself so much
that he sometimes forgot how

long the band had been playing.

The Underwater Big Band
had been practicing

music for a long time.

Henry the octopus was
the leader of the band.

He would point to
different musicians

when it was their turn
to play or when he wanted

them to play softly or loudly.

This was made
easier because Henry

had so many arms that he could
point to different musicians

at the same time.

Henry the octopus
could hold many batons.

Now, Catfish, play
your guitar louder.

That's wonderful.

And that saxophone is sounding
wonderful. and so are you,

Joey.

And so are you, and
you, and you, and you.

You're all sounding wonderful.

NARRATOR: Said Henry.

Hey, Henry, I've been playing
this guitar so long that even

my whiskers are tired.

NARRATOR: Said the catfish.

Imagine your
whiskers being tired.

But the catfish
wasn't the only one.

Jacques the shark felt the same.

Yeah, man, I love playing
my saxophone up and down,

round and round at my home,
all alone, in a crowd, really

loud, nice and soft in my loft.

You name the place,
and I will play.

But even I have had
enough for the day.

NARRATOR: In fact, the entire
band felt the same way.

Perhaps it was time
to have a rest.

Henry had an idea.

The band had played
wonderful music for him.

Now Henry would do
something for them.

Sit down, everyone.

I'll cook you up a sea feast.

NARRATOR: Said Henry.

The band was pleased
to rest at last.

Henry was having lots of fun
dancing around and singing

to himself as he cooked.

[SINGING] Now I put the things
in with a turn and a shake.

Mmm, ahh.

Mmm, ahh.

And I start with flour
and the dish for the cake.

Mmm, ahh.

Mmm, ahh.

I'm having lots of fun,
and so is everyone.

Mmm, ahh.

Mmm, ahh.

Ooh, I like this cooking song.

NARRATOR: In no time, Henry
had put the octopi in the oven.

He busily twirled
around his kitchen.

[SINGING] There's Jacques
the shark and Sam the snail.

Mmm, ahh.

Mmm, ahh.

When the band gets a
cooking, they begin to wail.

Mmm, ahh.

Mmm, ahh.

NARRATOR: Henry was
enjoying himself.

It was a lot of fun to cook.

And now he could have
both music and cooking.

The Underwater Big Band
all gathered around.

There before them was a feast.

Beautiful barnacle
biscuits, tasty sea tea,

and, of course,
his famous octopi.

Mmm, ahh.

Absolutely sealicious.

[SINGING] Ahoy
there, me hearties,

you're all welcome here.

It's Captain
Feathersword's Pirate Show.

[music playing]

Ahoy there, me ticklish hearty.

It's your funny old
mate, the captain.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, I know you're
a very busy gardener.

My furry, flower-loving friend.

Yeah.

There's always time for
a little bit of a tickle.

[giggling]

Very well.

Very well.

I'll let you get back
to your gardening.

Oh, yes, indeed.

Oh.

Oh, it's a lovely
day for gardening.

It's a lovely day for gardening.

Oh, he's gardening.

Oh, lovely day.

Lovely day for gardening.

Oh, yes, indeed.

And for a little
bit of a tickle.

[giggling] Oh.

Oh.

I'm sorry, Wags.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, indeed.

Oh, oh.

What goes up must come down.

Oh, that worked well.

Oh.

[hammering and drilling]

[vocalizing]

[vocalizing]

What are you
pointing at, Wags?

I can't see anything.

Oh!
Oh, I see.

You want to give the Captain
a little bit of a tickle

with his feathersword.

No?

Oh, you don't want to play.

Oh, OK.

Well, I'll-- I'll let you get
back to your gardening then.

And I'll just stand here
and watch out for things.

oh, things.

Things.

Watch out for things.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

No.

And maybe I could give
you a little tickle!

[laughing]

My feathersword seems to have
lost all its tickling power.

Maybe-- [giggling]

Oh, there's no doubt about it.

It just doesn't tickle anymore.

Oh, dear.

All I ever wanted to do
was make people laugh

by giving them a little tickle.

[crying]

Oh, dear.

Oh, no thank you, Wags.

I'm not hungry.

Oh.

I think I'll have to be
going back to my ship

and tell the crew of
the SS Feathersword

they need to find a new cap--

[vocalizing]

You want me to wait?

[vocalizing]

Oh, OK.

I'll wait here for you.

[vocalizing]

[ding]

What's this?

Is this a copy?

Oh, you were playing a
trick on the Captain.

Oh, you rascal.

Oh, but still I was tickling
you instead of letting

you get on with your gardening.

[vocalizing]

Oh, very well then, Wags.

I'll let you get back to your
gardening, and I'll just go.

All right then, Wags, bye bye.

Bye now.

Bye, Wags.

See you later.

Bye.

See you later.

All right.

See you later.

After just one more tickle!

[giggling]

[giggling, barking]

We're going to sing a
song about an old steam

train called a pufferbillie.

I've got my
stationmaster hat on,

and we'd love you to do
all the actions with us,

sing the song with us too.

Come for a trip
on a pufferbillie.

[SINGING] Down by the
station early in the morning.

See the little
pufferbillies all in a row.

See the stationmaster
turn the little handle.

Puff, puff, toot, toot.

Off we go.

OK, pufferbillies, let's
get a little bit faster now.

Here we go.

Down by the station
early in the morning.

See the little
pufferbillies all in a row.

See the stationmaster
turn the little handle.

Puff, puff, toot, toot.

Off we go.

Puff, puff, toot, toot.

Off we go.

[music playing]

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