01x06 - Lilly

[bunniefuu]

[SINGING] Ba-dum, bum, bum.

Ba-dum, ba-dum.

Ba-dum, bum, bum.

Ba-dum, ba-dum.

Ba-dum, bum, bum.

Ba-dum, ba-dum.

Bum.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your fingers
high in the sky.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your ears and
wiggle your eyes.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your hair.

And wiggle your nose.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Woo.

There's lots of different
ways to say hello,

in Italian, [italian].

In French, [french].

In Cantonese you
say [cantonese]..

In Hebrew,
[hebrew] means hello.

It also means peace
so [hebrew] everybody.

[music playing]

[singing in hebrew]

NARRATOR 1: Here are
some people getting

ready to do finger painting.

Am I going to--

TEACHER: You too?

NARRATOR 1: Finger paint feels
so smooth and squishy and oozy.

It comes in lots of colors.

And if you need
more, you can drop

another spoonful on the table.

You can paint with your
friends and make lots of whirls

and stripes and
patterns as you move

the paint around and about.

[children speaking]

[giggling]

This is paint.

NARRATOR 1: Sometimes
you can mix the colors

as the paint swirls around.

I like spreading
it over the table

and squeezing it
between my fingers.

Like you're playing in mud.

NARRATOR 1: It feels soft
and slimy on my hands.

CHILD: I don't know--

NARRATOR 1: But you need to
wear a special apron so you

don't get it on your clothes.

Listen to the way these
children describe it.

CHILDREN: Ooey, gooey.

[SINGING] Ba-dum, bum, bum.

Ba-dum, ba-dum.

Ba-dum, bum, bum.

Ba-dum, ba-dum.

Ba-dum, bum, bum.

Ba-dum, ba-dum.

Woo.

[music]

Come on, Wiggles.

Let's get a move on.

Lilly Lavender will be
here any moment now.

Just the sound of her
name, Lilly Lavender,

the world's most
beautiful movie star.

Wow, and she's coming
here to visit us.

That's very exciting.

I hope she likes Wiggle house.

We've been working for
hours to make sure it's

nice and clean for a visit.

GREG: What's this, Anthony?

Oh, and how did
that get there?

Glad to see you're
on the ball, Greg.

I'll just fix that up.

[doorbell ringing]

THE TALKING DOOR:
Who goes there?

This is Lilly Lavender, queen
of the silver screen, superstar

of celluloid, the
diva of drama, the--

[SARCASTICALLY]
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

And I'm Captain Feathersword.

No, you're not.

This is ridiculous.

I have an invitation
to visit the Wiggles.

I have arrived.

And I expect to be allowed in.

First, you must take the test.

The test?

Test shmest.

Open up, you door,
before I become unhinged.

THE TALKING DOOR: Very well.

Ms. Lavender, it is an honor.

Yes, yes, my dear fellow.

Now, where can I sit?

Oh, right over here,
of course, this way.

Right.

[screaming]

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Enough, enough, I'm fine.

No more fussing.

Now, I have something
I wish to discuss.

So let's get on with it.

Oh, certainly.

But, first, why don't you have
a nice cold glass of water?

Murray, get Ms. Lavender
a glass of water.

Murray?

Forget the water.

Now, I must tell you.

I saw a Wiggles
concert last week.

And I was very, very impressed.

My niece--

[WHISPERING] Jasmine.

--Jasmine, she loves
your songs and dances,

especially "Wake Up, Anthony."

[WHISPERING] Jeff.

Jeff.

"Wake Up, Jeff."

Well, we do love to sing
and dance, your Lavendership.

And you do it
all so very well.

Now, I must admit,
it got me thinking.

You see, I need a new leading
man for my next enormously

expensive Hollywood movie.

He must be handsome,
brave, kind, and smart.

And so I thought of
you fine young men.

Well, I won't let
you down, Ms. Lavender.

What makes you think
it's going to be, Greg?

Yeah.

You are all very special.

But it's true.

I can only take one of you along
with me to star alongside me

in my next movie, "Lilly
Lavender Gets Married."

WIGGLES: Married?

So I want each of you to
show me your best skill.

Whoever makes the
best impression

will be my new leading man.

So who would like to go first?

Anthony--

Well--

--what do you do best?

I like to eat.

[whistling]

[gasping]

Yes.

Very good.

And, Jeff?

That's easy.

[snoring]

Jeff's really good
at falling asleep.

Oh, I see.

Greg?

Please watch closely
as I, Greg the Great,

turn that old flower pot
into a beautiful white dove.

[expl*si*n]

[cackling]

Oops.

And lastly, Murray?

Murray, here's
your chance to be

Lilly Lavender's leading man.

Here's your guitar.

Go on.

Show her what you can do.

[playing guitar]

[sour note]

Yes, that was very good.

[applause]

So what's your
decision Ms. Lavender?

[whispering]

Well, I'd like to
thank you all for trying.

But as there can
only be one winner.

And so I have great
pleasure in announcing

my new leading man will be--

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
--me hearties.

[laughing]

[STAMMERING] Whoa.

[laughing]

Ow.

[laughing]

This chap, this funny fellow.

You're so talented.

WIGGLES: Captain Feathersword?

The friendly
pirate, that's me.

Har.

Well, pack your things,
Captain Feathersword.

You're coming with me.

I'm going to make
you the biggest name

on the high seas, a movie star.

[cheerful music]

WIGGLES: See you.

We're having some fun playing
with some dough, colored dough.

The good thing about dough
is you can do lots of things

with it.

You can roll it.

Rolling it.

And you can mash it up
in your hands like that.

Kaley and Thomas are doing that,
so is Christopher and Dominic.

You can also clap
it, clap with it.

And a really good thing
you can do with dough--

you can put it on the table
like that and start hammering it

if you like.

[cheerful music]

[SINGING] Joannie
works with one

hammer, one hammer, one hammer.

Joannie works with one hammer
then she works with two.

Joannie works with two hammers,
two hammers, two hammers.

Joannie works with two hammers
then she works with three.

Joannie works with
three hammers,

three hammers, three hammers.

Joannie works with three hammers
then she works with four.

Joannie works with four hammers,
four hammers, four hammers.

Joannie works with four hammers.

Then she works with five.

Joannie works with five hammers,
five hammers, five hammers.

Joannie works with five
hammers then she goes to sleep.

[SINGING] Henry
the octopus lives

down in the deep blue sea.

Henry the octopus, he's
a friend to you and me.

Hi, everybody.

Or as we say in octopus
language, bri boop.

NARRATOR 2: It was a
lovely day in the ocean.

The water was cool,
clear, and blue.

Henry the octopus lived in
his house under the sea.

Henry was well-known for
his lovely boater hat.

His friends in the
Underwater Big Band

asked him where he had
got such a lovely hat.

My dear mother Henrietta
found it floating in the ocean

and gave it to me when
I was a little octopus.

NARRATOR 2: --said Henry.

Jacques the Shark wore
something called a beret.

He had found it
floating in the ocean.

And all good saxophone
players need a beret.

Some of Henry's friends
wanted to wear a hat as well.

But there were none to find.

Henry told them--

If you want to wear
something on your head,

why don't you make
your own hats?

Let's see what we can find.

It's amazing what you can
find on the bottom of the sea.

That would be fun.

NARRATOR 2: And
so Henry's friends

started to gather materials
to make hats and wigs.

The catfish and Jacques
thought that seaweed and sea

grass would be good material.

Hey, catfish, this seaweed
is going to look so cool.

You'll be the hippest
cats in your school.

NARRATOR 2: And so the catfish
worked with the seaweed

and grass gathering
and tying it together

until they both had a wig.

They were both very
proud of their creations

and put them on top of their
heads to show the others,

singing.

[SINGING] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want to dance with a clam.

NARRATOR 2: The catfish
had done very well.

Everyone thought the wigs
were so clever and very funny.

Some of Henry's other friends
had been hard at work as well.

The two Fishettes loved
the idea of something

beautiful to wear
on their heads.

Show us all what you
have done, Fishettes.

I am sure it will be beautiful.

NARRATOR 2: And so the Fishettes
showed what they had made,

twirling this way and that way.

Oh, aren't they wonderful.

But what are they?

NARRATOR 2: --asked Henry.

They are our tiaras
made from broken coral.

We think that we will wear
them on special occasions

like the Baloogie Ball.

NARRATOR 2: The coral
tiaras were truly beautiful.

But there was someone else
who had made something.

Tom the Trout had got
together with Joey

and had something quite special.

What have you
got, Tom and Joey?

Come and show us all
your special hat.

NARRATOR 2: Henry turned around.

He heard someone calling out.

Ahoy there, me hearties,
it's a pirate party.

NARRATOR 2: It was Tom the
Trout, sounding like a pirate

and looking like
Captain Feathersword.

Henry asked--

Did you make that pirate hat?

No.

NARRATOR 2: --said Tom.

Joey had found it in
a pirate shipwreck.

What a clever little crab.

And now, everyone,
let's have a hat parade.

March around with your heads
up high while the band plays.

NARRATOR 2: What an adventure
and what a great day?

Did you enjoy the hat parade?

Yes, it was a lot of fun.

It's always fun with
Henry the Octopus.

[cheerful music]

[SINGING] Ahoy,
there me, hearties.

You're all welcome here.

It's "Captain
Feathersword's Pirate Show."

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Yo, dum, dum.

[cheerful music]

Yo, dum, dum.

[yelling]

[vocalizing]

[groaning]

Oh, no.

[humming]

Oh, yes.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oh, yes.

[drum roll]

[clearing throat]

Oh, yes.

What a lovely day for a picnic.

I would bring my good
friend Wags the Dog along,

only he always eats everything.

But not this time.

This time I've got all these
yummy goodies just for myself.

Oh, yes, indeed.

I'm so hungry I can hardly wait.

Now, what shall I
start with first?

A yummy apple, an orange maybe.

Shiver me timbers, I know,
fruit salad, me favorite.

Oh, little Wags loves
to get his paws on this.

I need a spoon.

Now, spoon.

Oh, where is it?

Oh, dear.

Oh, here it is.

Now, my yummy fruit.

[gong rings]

But it was here.

I didn't eat it, did I?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

It was just--

Oh, never mind.

I've got lots of
other yummy goodies

in here that I know
Wags would love to eat.

I know, I'll have some pie.

Oh, yes, a yummy slice of pie.

What was that?

A silly noise?

Must've been a big
bird or something.

Well, at least I've
still got my yummy pie.

[buzzing]

[screaming]

Mosquitos.

[screaming]

[groaning]

All I want to do is eat my pie.

[gong ringing]

The pie, it was here.

Something funny
is going on here.

Excuse me, sir, did you see
anybody take a slice of pie

from that plate?

Sir?

Excuse me, sir, did
you see anyone--

No.

Oh, OK.

There's something familiar
about that fellow.

Something is
definitely going on.

First my fruit salad
disappears then my yummy pie.

But at least I still
have my ice cream.

Oh, nothing's going to
stop me from having this.

Oh, I don't know
what's going on.

But I do know I have an
ice cream in my hand.

And soon it will be in my mouth.

Nothing's going to spoil this.

Oh, no.

I don't believe it.

Oh, it's raining.

Oh, it was such a lovely day.

And now it's raining.

Oh, and look at my ice cream.

Oh, no.

[water sprinkling]

What a miserable picnic.

[moaning]

[groaning]

[LAUGHING] Ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

[SINGING] Whenever I
hear this music whenever

I hear this song, I
just can't stop dancing

and you can dance along.

Nod your head up and down.

Then twirl your hands
round and round.

One, one toe and then the other.

Or wiggle if you'd rather.

Whenever I hear this music,
whenever I hear this song,

I just can't stop dancing
and you can dance along.

Turn your head
from side to side.

Then wave your
hands way up high.

Stamp your feet
then stamp again.

Jump until the end.

Whenever I hear this music
whenever I hear this song,

I just can't stop dancing
and you can dance along.

[silly music]

[music playing]