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02x22 - The Body

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

02x22 - The Body

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[music playing]

[SINGING] We know a
world, a magic world.

Come with us and see.

Anything can happen
in this special world.

It can happen to you or me.

It's where the Wiggles live.

Why don't you come along and
meet their friends as well.

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the wiggles world.

In the wiggles world.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

Ooh.

Hi, everybody.

[SINGING] In the Wiggles world.

In the Wiggles world.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

Ooh.

[sputtering]

Oh, dear.

What's happening, Greg?

Well, the big, red
car has gone to sleep.

Check the fuel gauge.

Ah.

"Too tired to go on."

Oh, we forgot to feed the
big, red car this morning.

Whenever it doesn't
eat properly--

It gets too tired to go on.

[yawns]

I know exactly how it feels.

The big, red car
is like us in a way.

If it doesn't eat properly,
it gets slow and sleepy.

Like Jeff.

Wake up, Jeff.

Will you help us to wake Jeff?

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff.

Are we there yet?

No, we're not, Jeff.

But we need your help.

We need to feed the car.

Yeah.

The big, red car doesn't
run on fuel like most cars.

No.

It just needs a
good musical tune.

A Wiggles tune.

Well, shall we?

Yeah.

Be right back.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Head,
shoulders, knees,

and toes, knees, and toes.

Head, shoulders, knees,
and toes, knees, and toes.

And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose.

Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes.

All right, this time, we're
not going to sing "head".

We're just going to point to
it without saying anything.

Here we go.

[SINGING] Shoulders, knees,
and toes, knees, and toes.

Shoulders, knees, and
toes, knees, and toes.

And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose.

Shoulders, knees, and toes.

Now this time, we're not going
to say "head" or "shoulders".

We're just going to point
to our head and shoulders.

Here we go.

[SINGING] Knees and
toes, knees, and toes.

Knees and toes, knees, and toes.

And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose.

Knees and toes.

Now this time, we're
not going to say "head",

"shoulders", or "knees".

We're just going to point
to those three things.

Here we go.

Toes, toes.

Toes, toes.

And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose.

Toes.

Now, this time, we're
not going to say "head,

we're not going
to say "shoulders,

we're not going to
say "knees", and we're

not going to say "toes".

We're not going to say anything.

We're just going to point.

Here we go.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Eyes and ears
and mouth and nose.

Now this time, we will
say all those things.

Let's say "head", let's say
"shoulders", let's say "knees",

and let's say "toes".

Here we go.

[SINGING] Head,
shoulders, knees,

and toes, knees, and toes.

Head, shoulders, knees,
and toes, knees, and toes.

And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose.

Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes.

[buzzing]

We fed the big,
red car a tune.

Let's hope it starts.

Hooray.

The big, red car is
just like all of us.

Eat a good meal--

And you're full of energy.

And the healthier your food--

Milk, cheese, eggs,
meat, fruit, and fish--

The more energy you'll have.

And with more energy,
you can play longer.

Buckle up, everyone.

Seatbelts.

ANTHONY: And seatbelt.

Seatbelt.

Seatbelt.

On to Dorothy's

[SINGING] One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

We love to sail with a yo h* h*.

We love to sail with a yo h* h*.

We love to sail instead of row.

We love to sail instead of row.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two three, four.

One, two, three, four.

Whoa.

Get up, me hearties.

Now, you call
yourselves pirates?

Aye, Captain.

We are pirates.

You don't look like pirates.

You look like-- like lazy
dogs, like Wags over there.

I'm not lazy.

I'm relaxing.

Now, if you'll be pirates,
you'll be strong, right?

Aye, Captain.

That we be.

We are strong.

Well then, let me
feel your muscles.

Aye, Captain.

Argh.

h* h* h*.

h* h* h*.

You call those muscles?

Aye, Captain, we do.

They're not muscles.

These are muscles.

Ooh.

Real pirates exercise, and
real pirates eat properly.

You're not fit to be pirates.

You might as well be
lying around like--

like lazy old Wags.

I'm not lazy.

I'm resting.

We are strong, Captain.

Aye, we are strong.

Argh.

Argh.

We'll see how strong they are.

Watch this, me little hearties.

Well, blow me down.

[whooshing]

You call that a blow me down?

Come on, me hearties,
blow me down.

[whooshing]

Blow me down.

Blow me down.
Blow me down.

Blow me down.
Blow me down.

Blow me down.

Oh.

Exercise is what you need.

Oh, you're just weak little
doggies like-- like Wags.

I am not weak.

[barking]

Whoa, Wags.

Well, blow me down.

[yelling]

[music playing]

[SINGING] Wags the
dog, he likes to tango.

Wags the dog, he
calls it a rango.

Wags the dog, it
rhymes with mango.

Wags the dog, he likes to tango.

Wags the dog, he calls it rango.

Wags the dog, it
rhymes with mango.

[barking]

[SINGING] Wags the
dog, he likes to tango.

Wags the dog, he calls it rango.

Wags the dog, it
rhymes with mango.

[applause]

What happened?

[barking]

What happened to our voices?

[barking]

Each Other's Voices Street?

Oh.

[barking]

Not right now, me heartie.

I like having a
talking voice, I do.

Because I've always
wanted to say

Peter Piper picked a
peck of pickled peppers.

Wow.

Wee.

I can say it, Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers.

Hahaha.

Well, blow me down.

[whining]

Wee.

- Haha.
- Wee.

Hey.

Oh, finally, you're here.

Sorry, we're late, Dorothy.

Dorothy, have we missed the
Fiona Fit Belly Exercise Show?

No, Anthony.

It'll be on in a little bit.

Well, that's good.

I hope the exercises help us.

Me too.

We need extra energy
for our shows.

Oh, yes, exercise is one of
the best ways to get energy.

That's how we feed our blood.

What?

Exercise feeds our blood?

Of course.

Well, when we exercise,
we breathe in more air.

She's right.

And that air feeds our blood.

There's nothing like
breathing exercise air.

It keeps our blood
happy and healthy.

And the blood
feeds our muscles.

And bones.

And the rest of us, of course.

And healthy blood
helps us to grow.

[whining]

Of course, Wags, you're right.

Eating properly is another
way to have healthy blood.

And we certainly
need more energy.

Don't we, Jeff?

Wake up, Jeff.

Oh, the Fiona
Fit Belly Exercise

Show should be starting now.

[music playing]

Hello, everyone.

Have you all had
a good breakfast?

Good.

Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.

Yes, because when you start
the day with good food

in your tummies, not only
is your body full of energy,

but your brain is too.

Ah.

I've had some cereal.

Let me see if I
can think clearly.

Now, 1 and 1 is 2.

GREG: Yeah.

We had eggs.

We can also think clearly.







ANTHONY: Yeah.

Now let me see, I
had some fruit salad.

I can think clearly too.



Yeah.

I had rose petal
souffle for breakfast.

Watch how clearly I can think.

and 4 is 8, and 8 and 8 is 16.

Oh, celebrate.

[barking]

One.
[barking]

Two.

[barking]

Three.

[barking]

Four.

Wags, well done.

Good.

Well done all of you.

Now, are we ready to
jump, run, and dance?

Oh, yes.

Good.

Are we all ready?

Yes.

[music playing]

ANTHONY: Oh, Fiona, that's hard.

MURRAY: Yeah.

See you next time.

Wasn't that just
wonderful, everyone?

I said, wasn't that just--

boys.

Oh my, I'm afraid we
might have overdone it.

If we're not used to
too much exercise,

we have to start slowly.

You can't get fit in a day.

You have to build up your
muscles and energy gently.

Well, babies can't walk
right away, can they?

No, of course not.

They need time to
build their muscles.

Muscles that haven't
been exercised

are kind of like babies.

Oh, too much exercise too soon
makes our bodies very tired.

Yoohoo, Wiggles, wakey, wakey.

You've got a show to do.

Greg, Murray, Anthony,
Jeff, please wake up.

Will you help me wake them?

We'll all yell, "Wake
Up, Wiggles.", OK.

Ready?

One, two, three.

Wake up, Wiggles.

Look at the time.

Yikes.

We're late.

Yikes.

We're late-- I mean, I'm late.

Hey, wait for me.

Thanks, Dorothy.

You're welcome, Wiggles.

Goodness, they're
filled with energy.

I guess that little nap
was just what they needed.

I think I'll prune some roses.

Come on, Dorothy,
you're in this song too.

[whistles]

We're doing the romp
bump and stomp, everybody.

Will you push your arms up
in the air from side to side.

Shoo be doo.

Then the next thing we
do is sing romp bump

and jump Romp bump and jump.

Then you stand to and we're
doing the romp bump and stomp.

Romp bump and stomp.

Romp bump and stomp.

Romp bump and jump.

Romp bump and jump.

Rump bump and stomp.

Romp bump and stomp.

Romp bump and jump.

Romp bump and jump.

Well, it's Dorothy's dance now.

We're doing the
romp bump and stomp.

Let's do it again, everybody.

Will you push your arms up
in the air from side to side.

Shoo be doo.

And the next thing we do
is sing romp bump and jump.

Romp bump and jump.

Then you stomp your
feet, and we're

doing the romp bump and stomp.

Romp bump and stomp.

Romp bump and stomp.

Romp bump and jump.

Romp bump and jump.

Romp bump and stomp.

Romp bump and stomp.

Romp bump and jump.

Well it's Dorothy dance now.

We're doing romp bump and stomp.

ANTHONY: Great
stomping, everyone.

Well done.

Thank you, Officer Beaples,
and thank you, Dorothy.

Nothing in this hand
and nothing in this hand.

Mmm.

This sounds good,
pizza with mushrooms

and melted marshmallows.

Guys, have you ever wondered?

Wondered what, Murray?

Have you ever wondered why
Wags isn't called a quadropus?

Huh?

And why people aren't
called duopusses?

Shouldn't you be
wearing a sun hat, Murray?

Can I get you
a glass of water?

And if a creature
had just one leg,

it would be called a unipus.

Well, perhaps you should
go inside and lie down.

Why, Greg?

I feel fine.

Look, let me explain.

Henry is called
an octopus, right?

Right.

That's because
he has eight legs.

And "octo" means eight.

Right.

Octo is a Latin word.

Right.

Now Wags is a dog, and
dogs have four legs.

Right.

And the Latin word for 4 is--

Quadro.

Right.

So Wags is a quadropus.

Well, if you say so, Murray.

Only, don't tell Wags.

Now we humans are duopusses.

That's because we have two legs.

And the Latin word for two is--

Duo.

Right.

Isn't that interesting?

Yeah.

Well, you know.

Does that make
a worm a nullopus?

Huh?

Well, a worm
doesn't have any legs,

and "nullus" means
none in Latin.

And--

WIGGLES: I guess he's right.

Yeah, that's it.

Hey, Jeff.

Oh, he's asleep.

Does that make
Jeff a sleepypus?

[music playing]

Oh.

Oh.

Ahoy there, Wags, me heartie.

[barking]

I've been exercising my crew
and now they be proper pirates.

[whining]

Do they have muscles?

Of course they have muscles.

They'd be nearly
as strong as me.

[whining]

Oh, ahoy there, me hearties.

Ahoy there, Captain.

Come over here and show Wags
how you be proper pirates.

[SINGING] We have muscles.

Yes, we do.

We eat good food
and exercise too.

We swap the decks
and hold the sails.

We steer the ship
through rain and gales.

We keep our bodies
strong and fit.

We rather walk or run than sit.

We eat good food
and exercise too.

We have strong muscles too.

Yes, we do.

We have strong muscles.

Yes, we do.

Again.

We have muscles.

Yes, we do.

We eat good food
and exercise too.

We swap the decks
and hold the sails.

We steer the ship
through rain and gales.

We keep our bodies
strong and fit.

We'd rather walk
or run than sit.

We eat good food
and exercise too.

We have strong muscles too.

Yes, we do.

We have strong muscles.

Yes, we do.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Bye bye.

[SINGING] And lots of
great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles world.

In the Wiggles world.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

Ooh.

In the Wiggles world.

In the Wiggles world.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

Ooh.