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03x21 - Let's Go to Caveland!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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03x21 - Let's Go to Caveland!

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[SINGING] Go, go,
go, go, go, go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Everybody, let's go!

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Everybody, let's go!

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Everybody, let's--
everybody, let's--

Whoa.

Everybody, let's go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go!

[music playing]

Hi, everyone.

ALL: We're the Wiggles!
- I'm Jeff.

- I'm Greg.
- I'm Murray.

I'm Anthony.

And it's time for a snack.

Anthony, no time for that.

It's time for a song on--

ALL: Network Wiggles.

["move like an emu" playing]

[SINGING] Move
like an emu, move.

Move like an emu, move.

Put your hand up in the
air just like an emu.

Make a beak to peck everywhere.

Peck everywhere, that's what
we do when we move like an emu,

move.

Move like an emu, move.

Stretch out your long legs.

Scratch with your feet.

Fluff out your feathers.

Beak goes up, beak goes down,
beak goes pecking all around.

Shake your wings and run around.

Ah, ah, ah.

Move like an emu, move.

Move like an emu, move.

Put your hands up in the
air just like an emu.

Make a beak to peck everywhere.

Peck everywhere, that's what
we do when we move like an emu,

move.

Move like an emu, move.

I say move.

I say move.

I say move.

I say move.

[news report music]

Hello and welcome to
Network Wiggles News.

Well, it was all
fun, fun, fun today

when Dorothy the
Dinosaur and her friends

visited the Australian museum.

Let's take a look and
see what they discovered.

Thank you, Greg.

And hello, everybody.

We're at the museum.

And here are some
of my ancestors.

Let's have a look around.

These dinosaurs must have
lived a long time ago.

I wonder how they
got to be here.

CHILD: They probably died
out, and someone picked

them up when they found them.

And then they put all
the pieces together.

And that would
have been very hard

and would take years
and years to do it.

DOROTHY: I wonder what
these dinosaurs used to eat.

I think they--

they're meat eaters.

And there are called carnivores
that ate other dinosaurs.

And there are herbivores,
which ate like trees and stuff

like that.

I wonder what they looked
like when they were alive.

They could be green
with yellow spots.

DOROTHY: The same as me.

Look at that big, furry animal.

I wonder what that
might have been.

CHILD: It might
have been a bear.

It might have been something
that evolved into a wombat

later on.

DOROTHY: That looks
a bit like an emu.

They can't fly, can they?

No.

No.

They can walk.

They can run fast.

Most birds can
fly but emus can't?

Because their wings are a
little bit too small, maybe?

We're putting this
dinosaur jigsaw together.

It's quite tricky,
but we'll keep trying.

Back to you, Greg.

Bye.

Hmm, fascinating
report, Dorothy.

I found this bone.

I think it's millions
of years old.

It's quite a nice specimen.

[munches]

[playful music]

Oh, well, talking
about old things,

here's Captain Feathersword
with the weather.

[laughs] Oh,
you're a cod, Greg.

[laughs] Ahoy
there, me hearties.

Well, the weather has been
fine, fine, fine of late.

But my magic weather
sword tells me

there's a sweet change
on the way, followed

by a hailing of jellies.

[soft rumbling]

A sweet change followed
by a hailing of jellies?

[wind whistling]

That can't be right, can it?

[vocalizing]

[jellies bouncing]

Back to you, Greg.

Thank you, Captain.

I love jelly snakes.

Don't you, Captain?

Now it's time for
the sports report

where we take a
look at hula hoops.

I want to try this.

[music playing]

Oh, look at the captain.

Oh h*.

DOROTHY: Go, Wags.

Oh, look at Wags.

DOROTHY: Look at me.

And Dorothy.

Wow.

And it's my turn now.

Oh.

DOROTHY: Wow, Captain.

That's tricky, Captain.
DOROTHY: Whoa.

Very tricky.

[dog barking]

DOROTHY: Here I go.

Yeah.
Dorothy.

Yeah.

[dog barking]

And I'm spinning around.

There it goes.

Oh.

Where did all those
hoops come from?

GREG: Hula hoops, eh?

Well, that looked
like a lot of fun.

And that's Network
Wiggles News for today.

I'm Greg Wiggle.

Until we see you next time,
keep on wiggling or hula

hooping, whichever comes first.

[music playing]

And now, a Wiggly community
service announcement.

Are you tired?

Finding it difficult
to keep your eyes open?

Have you been yawning?

Go to sleep.

Available in big sleep
as well as catnap.

[snoring]

Jeff not included.

[music playing]
Anthony's Workshop.

It's a workshop with Anthony.

ANTHONY: Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Anthony's Workshop.

Today, we're making
potato people

and just using some pipe cleaner
and some buttons, potatoes,

toothpicks.

Of course, toothpicks are sharp,
so make sure there's a grown

up around when you make
these, just to keep it safe.

Rebecca's hard at work.

Tell us about what you've
been doing, Rebecca.

REBECCA: I'm making a
person out of toothpicks.

ANTHONY: A person?

And you've put the toothpicks
in, as I'm guessing, the legs.

Is that right?

And of course, over
here, we've got Zach.

Zach, tell us about
what you're doing there.

ZACH: Making the legs.

ANTHONY: And you've
got two potatoes.

That's an interesting idea.

Tell us about that.

ZACH: These are the legs.

And I joined the head
on with a toothpick.

ANTHONY: Wow.

So the one-- the head
is the top potato,

the body is the bottom potato.

And that's brilliant.

Riley, tell us about what
you're doing over there.

RILEY: I'm making a horse.

ANTHONY: A horse?

The cork is the head.

The body is the potato.

And the four legs are toothpick.

And that's brilliant.

Everybody, lots of fun making
potato people with potatoes,

pipe cleaners, buttons.

It's lots of fun.

We'll see you again
on Anthony's Workshop.

Bye, bye.

[music playing]
Anthony's workshop.

It's a working day.

And now, a Wiggly community
service announcement.

Been driving around for a while?

Not sure where you're going?

Look it up in a map.

This has been a
Wiggle tip, brought

to you by Network Wiggles.

[snoring]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Hey, Jeff.

Wake Up.

It's time to get
ready to Wiggle.

JEFF: OK.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Get ready to wiggle.

We've been ready for so long.

Get ready to wiggle.

When you wiggle,
you can't go wrong.

Get ready to wiggle.

Wiggle will make
you big and strong.

Get ready to wiggle.

Come on, wiggle to this song.

Wiggle to this song.

Ba dum, bum, bum.

Ba dum, ba dum.

Ba dum, ba bum.

Ba dum, ba dum.

Ba dum, ba, ba.

Ba dum, ba dum.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your fingers
high in the sky.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your ears and
wiggle your eyes.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your hair and
wiggle your nose.

We're ready to wiggle.

Come on, wiggle all 10 toes.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Ba dum, bum, bum, ba dum.

Ba dum, bum, bum, bum, ba dum.

Ba dum, bum bum, ba dum.

Ba dum, bum bum.

We can wiggle and wiggle.

Wiggle at home without a care.

Wiggle and wiggle.

Wiggle on your own
or with teddy bear.

Wiggle and wiggle.

Wiggle at breakfast,
lunch, or tea.

Wiggle and wiggle.

Wiggle along with me.

That's right.

Wiggle along with me.

Ba dum, bum bum.

Ba dum, ba dum.

Ba dum, bum bum.

Ba dum, ba dum.

Ba dum, bum bum.

Ba dum, ba dum.

[music playing]
Captain's magic buttons.

He's got half a dozen.

Makes him sing in
different ways.

GREG: Hi, everyone.

It's our old friend,
Captain Feathersword.

Let's all say, ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Ahoy there, Captain
Feathersword.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Ahoy there, me hearties.

Hoo hoo.
GREG: Captain.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh yeah.

GREG: I was thinking
today, maybe we

could use your magic buttons to
take us on a trip to the farm.

We could get you to do
some farm animals for us.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh,
what a great idea, Greg.

Farm.
Yeah.

GREG: I'm sure
some of our friends

out there have some
ideas on what animals

you'd see on a farm.
CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh, sure.

Sure.
Let's ask them.

GREG: Yeah.
Got any ideas, anyone?

What animals might
you see on a farm?

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: A
great idea, lovely idea.

Yeah.
GREG: Of course.

That's a great idea.
A horse.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: A horse.
GREG: Yeah.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: OK.
Let's see.

Neigh.

GREG: That's right.

That's a horse.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Neigh.
GREG: OK.

Any more ideas?

What other animals
might you see?

Oh.

Yeah, I like that one.

A pig.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh, a pig.

[snorting] Mee, ee.

[snorting]

GREG: Yeah.

Pigs make great
noises, don't they?

Fantastic, Captain.
Well done.

Any more ideas?

What animals might
you see out on--

Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

Fantastic.
I like that one.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
What's that?

GREG: A rooster.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Oh, a rooster.

GREG: Yeah.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
c*ck-doodle-doo.

c*ck-doodle-doo.

GREG: That's a bit
of a loud rooster.

Oh, Captain.

That's excellent.

All right.

Oh.

That's a good farm animal.

I didn't think of that one.
CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh, yeah.

GREG: A bull.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
That's right, Greg.

Let's see a bull.

[boing]

[music playing]

GREG: Olé.
Whoa!

Hang on.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Watching
the waves roll in.

Watch them roll
out at Wiggle Bay.

Watch the green seaweed float.

Watch it all day, floating away.

All of the children laugh.

Just watch them
play at Wiggle Bay.

Watching the waves roll in.

Watch them all
day at Wiggle Bay.

Whoa.

Woo hoo.

[music playing] Mu--
mu-- music with Murray.

Yes, everyone.

MURRAY: Hi, everyone.

Welcome to Music with Murray.

We've got our friend Jeff
here with his keyboard.

He's helping us out today.

I've got the oscilloscope here
so we can see the sound waves.

That's great fun, too.

And we've got some really
special friends here.

And they're helping us do
some clapping, some rhythms.

It's great.

Let's try it with some music.

Just going to play some
music with it as well.

You ready?

[music playing]

Yeah, great.

Do you know what that song is?

Bear--

MURRAY: That's right.
- Look at my socks.

MURRAY: You've got great socks.

You've got bears on your
socks, just like this song.

Let's try singing and
clapping it at the same time.

Do you think you can do that?
It's a bit tricky.

Are you ready?

[music playing] Everybody clap.

[clapping]

Everybody sing.

La, la, la la, la.

You guys are great.

We're having fun
clapping along to music.

Rhythm on Music with Murray.

We'll see you next
time, everyone.

Bye, bye.

[music playing]

Hey.

You guys are the best.

[SINGING] Music with Murray.

Yes, everyone.

ANTHONY: Zing, zang,
wing, wang, wong.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Let's
sing the Zing Zang song.

Hoo hoo.

[music playing]

[SINGING] We all love
to dance to music.

And we love to zing.

We shake our feet.

It's really groovy.

We like a dance with zing.

We love to move,
we love to shake.

We love to turn around.

We love to that zingy music
with that crazy zing zang sound.

Uh huh.

Zing, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing wang, wong.

Wags is dancing,
Henry's grooving,

Captain's zinging loud.

Oh, I love this zing zong.

Dorothy, she's always grooving
to that zingy zing zang sound.

We love to move
we love to shake.

We love to turn around.

Let's all dance and zing while
grooving with that crazy zing

zang sound.

Uh huh.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zingy, zingy, zing,
zing, zang, zang.

Zingy, zing, zang, zong.

You know the words
and now we hope

that you'd like to sing along.

We love to groove
we love to shake.

We love to turn around.

We know the dance and we're all
grooving with that crazy zing

zang sound.

Uh huh.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

Zing, zing, zang, zang.

Wing, wang, wong.

[music playing]

[music playing] Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping outside?

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for--

And here's your host,
Captain Feathersword.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Oh, that's me.

Dum, dum dum, doo.

Hoo hoo, hoo hoo.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

And welcome to Where's
Jeff, the show where

we find out where Jeff is.

Our contestant today is Anthony
Wiggle, the blue Wiggle.

Anthony.

ANTHONY: Ahoy there, Captain.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Ahoy there, Anthony.

Oo hoo.

Now Anthony, why do you
have such a dazzling smile?

ANTHONY: Well, Captain, I
visit the dentist regularly.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Yes.

ANTHONY: And I like to
brush my teeth all the time.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh,
that's wonderful, Anthony.

Well, why don't
you smile your way

over there to the quiz-matron.

And that's coming down.

This is so that Anthony can't
hear or see where Jeff is.

Now, Anthony, ask away.

ANTHONY: Captain, is
Jeff inside or outside?

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
He's inside, Anthony.

ANTHONY: Is he at the library?

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Mm.
At the library?

No, no, no, no.

Anthony, he's not
at the library.

ANTHONY: Oh.

Jeff likes shopping.

Is he at the shops?

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
He is, Anthony.

He's at the shops.
He's definitely at the shops.

ANTHONY: Um.

Well, he loves
going on elevators.

Is he on an elevator?

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Oh no, he's

not on an elevator, Anthony.

But you're close.

ANTHONY: I know
Jeff loves merry go

rounds at the shopping center.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
It is a ride, Anthony.

But it's not the merry go round.

ANTHONY: I know, he loves
riding in the big red car.

And he also loves
the big red car ride.

[ping]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh,
Anthony, you're right.

He's on the big red car ride.

[applause]

Well done, me hearty.
ANTHONY: Thanks, Captain.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: But
he's fallen asleep, Anthony.

Let's wake him up.

Are you ready?


Wake up, Jeff!

JEFF: I better get back
to Network Wiggles.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh h*.

Wow.

That was the best Where's
Jeff I've ever hosted.

Until next time, see you later.

Buh, bye.

[music playing] Where's Jeff?

[music playing] Play
your guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

He loves to sing while
he strums a chord.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

He loves to play for
Captain Feathersword.

Whoa.

Play that guitar, Murray.

Now play your
guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

He loves to sing while
he strums a chord.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

He loves to play for
Captain Feathersword.

Wow.

Now you're really
rocking, Murray.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

Come on, everybody.

Get your guitars and
play along with the king

of guitars, Murray.

Yeah.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

Come on and play your
guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

Let's all play and sing.

Let's all play.

Let's all play.

Let's all play and sing.

[music playing]

DOROTHY: Oh, what wonderful
camerawork, Captain.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Whoa.

Thank you, Dorothy.

But unfortunately, we've
come to the end of our show.

So it's time to say
goodbye, me hearties.

Bye, bye.
DOROTHY: Bye.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
See you later.

Bye from Network Wiggles.

[music playing]