04x01 - Wiggly Party

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

Wiggles, it's the Wiggles,

dancing with their friends.

It's the Wiggles, it's the
Wiggles, fun will never end.

Ahoy there!

We'd like you to clap and
sing, and dance along, too.

Whoa!

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be so easy,

that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[laughter]

ALL: Hi, we're the Wiggles!

- I'm Greg.
- I'm Murray.

I'm Jeff.

And I'm Anthony.

And welcome to the
Wiggles Show today.

We hope you have lots of
fun singing and dancing,

and you never know
who you might meet.

[dings]


Oh, it's--

ALL: Professor Singalottasonga!

[the wiggles, "wiggly party"]

Ah, wiggly party!


Everybody's coming!

Wiggly party!

Everybody's coming!

Wiggly party!

Everybody's coming!

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Stamp, stamp, stamp.

Clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips,
just like that.

Pin the tail on the donkey.

Now we're playing
hide and seek.

And in the kitchen,
we're making--

GREG: All the fruit salad you
can eat, at the wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Stamp, stamp, stamp.

Clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips,
just like that.

ANTHONY: Put on your party hats.

And your dress-up
costumes too.

ANTHONY: Pass the
parcel, and then--

There's a present for me
and you, at the wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Wiggly party.

Everybody's coming.

Stamp, stamp, stamp.

Clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips,
just like that.

Stamp, stamp, stamp.

Clap, clap, clap.

Wiggle your hips,
just like that.

Wiggly party.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your
hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your
hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your
hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your
hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your
hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your
hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your
hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your
hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

ANTHONY: Wiggle your
hips just like that.

Wiggly party.

GREG: (SINGING) Come on
now, come along with me.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: We're
taking a trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world.

On the Good Ship Feathersword.

GREG: Come on now,
come along with me.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh, we're
taking a trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world.

On the Good Ship Feathersword.

Hoo-hoo!

Oh!

Oh.

Polish hard and polish
fast, me hearties.

For today, we have
a special visitor.

Professor Singalottasonga is
coming to sing a song for us.

Oh, what joy!

Oh, what fun!

He really is number one.

Oh, Capitano, can I have
your permission to go down

to the [whistles] galley and
prepare one of my beautiful

[whistles] tiramisu
in honor of greatest

Professore Singalottasonga?

Oh, of course you
can prepare a tiramisu

for the professor, Alfonso.

And while you're
there, why don't you

sing a song or two
to get us in the mood

for the professor's arrival?

Si, si, Capitano.

[speaking italian] need
not invitation to sing.

[singing in italian]

[speaking italian]

[singing in italian]

[singing continues]

[singing in italian]

Wow!

Bravo, Professor!

Bravissimo!

Bravo!

[laughs]

Alfonso, thank you
for your beautiful song.

Grazie, Professore, grazie.

And you took us on a
musical journey to Italy.

And for your beautiful
tiramisu, I thank you too.

But now I'd like to take you,
Captain, and all of the crew,

on a musical trip to the
beautiful city of Sydney.

[THE WIGGLES, "SYDNEY
BARCAROLLE"]

the waves, the harbor,

we sail all day.

The city, the beach, the
surf and the sun, so many

places to play.

A barbie on the beach.

Sausages you can eat.

Fruit salad and some tea.

Fun for you and for me.

Oh, what a sight.

Let's all go fly a kite.

Oh.

Sydney Opera
House is so grand.

Looks like sails, and
it's white with tiles.

Let's all climb
the Harbour Bridge.

Up here you can see for miles.

Ooh.

And listen carefully at night.

In the air, tunes so light.

And the opera singer sings.

[vocalizing]

Oh!

Oh, thank you so much,
Professor Singalottasonga.

That was so amazing.

You took us on a
beautiful musical journey.

[laughs] But now,
unfortunately, me hearties,

I think we have to wave--

[boings]

Oh!
I'm inside.

I forgot.

[chuckles] We have
to wave goodbye.

See ya!

Hey, everybody.

We're off to a wiggly
concert, and we'd

love you to come with us.

We need your help
with this song.

When we sing lights,
camera, action,

we need you all to put your
hands in the air like this

and say, Wiggles!

So let's try it together, now.

We sing, lights,
camera, action, Wiggles!

Ah, you little beauty.

You guys are great at that.

Let's all get ready
to go, go, go!

go, go, go, go, go!

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Everybody, let's go!

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Everybody, let's go.

Yeah!

Captain Feathersword
has joined the show.

He loves to pirate dance.

Woo-hoo!

GREG: So let's get
together with everyone

and go, go, go, go, go, go!

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Everybody, let's go.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
G'day, me hearties!

Ahoy there!

Woo-hoo!

It's great to be here.

But you know who else is here?

It's Wags, Dorothy, and Henry!

Ahoy there, me hearties!

GREG: (SINGING) Well,
Dorothy and Wags

have joined us too, with Henry
in his eight-legged pants.

So let's get together
with everyone

and go, go, go, go, go, go.

And go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go!

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action, Wiggles!

Everybody let's, everybody
let's, everybody let's

go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go!

Go!

Breebop!

Let's all go to Wiggle House.

Yoop!

- Greg.
- Yes, Anthony?

I've got a problem.

What's the problem?

Well, here I am playing
my imaginary guitar--

Yeah.

Making music with Anthony.

Yeah.

The only trouble
is I can't remember

what a real guitar sounds like.

I mean, I know
what it looks like.

You've got the strings,
and you play it like this.

I can't remember the
sound of a guitar.

Well, you know what, Anthony?

I've got a similar problem.

You see, I've been over here
playing my imaginary drum.

Uh, I can remember what
the drum looks like.

I can remember how to play it.

But I can't remember
what sound a drum makes.

You know, Greg,
maybe Jeff can help us.

He's very musical.

Except the only
trouble is he's asleep.

Will you help us wake
him up, everybody?

You ready?

One, two, three.

BOTH: Wake up, Jeff!

[burbling] Thanks
for waking me up, guys.

But Anthony, what's going on?

We've got troubles, Jeff.

Yeah.

Well, I can remember
what a guitar looks like,

and how to play it.
- Yeah.

I just can't remember
the sound of a guitar.

JEFF: Oh.

Yeah.

I can remember what
a drum looks like,

and I can remember
how to play it,

but I can't remember
what sound it makes.

I have the same problem.

I can remember what an
accordion looks like.

It squeezes in and out.

But I can't remember
how the sounds go.

We've got a problem.

A big problem.

Where can we turn to?

Where can we turn to?

Who can we turn to?

Who, who, who?

[whistles, dings]

Hey, guys.

Having trouble remembering the
sounds of musical instruments?

BOTH: Yeah.

I've got a great idea.

How about a musical quiz?

ALL: Beauty, mate.

Murray, are you going to give
us a musical quiz, where we can

remember the sounds of
the beautiful instruments

that you play, and it's all by
you, the King of Music, Murray?

That's right, Anthony.

I'll just change into
something more spectacular.

I now declare this
royal musical quiz open.

[playing fanfare]

I am your quizmaster,
King Murray.

Welcome to the Wiggle Time Quiz.

Join our contestants,
the Wiggles,

as they compete for a
well-earned pat on the back.

[whooshing]

OK, Wiggles.

Don't forget, when you know
the answer to a question,

make a buzzing sound, stand up,
pat yourself on the head three

times, and wiggle your hips.

Let's test those buzzers.

Anthony?

[boings]

[whooshes, dings]

[bass notes]

Jeff?

[boings]

[whooshes, dings]

[bass notes]

And Greg?

[boings]

[whooshes, dings]

[bass notes]

Guys, let me explain
how this works.

We've got three
instruments-- a guitar.

[strums chord]

A very loud drum.

[banging]

[whooshing]

And a piano accordion.

[plays note]

Now guys, close your eyes.

I'm going to play the
instruments one at a time,

and you have to guess
which instrument

it is that I'm playing.

What instrument is
making this sound?

[banging]

[boings]

[whooshes, dings]

[bass notes]

Anthony, what instrument
is making this sound?

[banging]

Murray, I think that's
a drum making that sound.

Anthony, give yourself
a pat on the back.

It is a drum!

[banging, applause]

OK, guys.

Close your eyes again, and we'll
have instrument number two.

What instrument is
making this sound?

[guitar riff]

[boings]

[whooshes, dings]

[bass notes]

Greg, what instrument
is making this sound?

[guitar riff]

Correct me if
I'm wrong, Murray,

but that sounds like a guitar.

Greg, open your eyes and give
yourself a pat on the back.

It's a guitar!

[guitar riff, applause]

Contestants, remember
to close your eyes.

It's time for
instrument number three.

What instrument is
making this sound?

[accordion tune]

[boings]

[whooshes, dings]

[bass notes]

Jeff, what instrument
is making this sound?

[accordion tune]

That sounds like
a piano accordion!

Jeff, open your eyes and give
yourself a pat on the back.

It's a piano accordion.

[applause]

Excuse me, your
musical majesty.

I have a question for you.

Arise, yellow Wiggle.

Well, your musical majesty,
you'll have to close your eyes

and see if you can guess
what instrument this is.

clap, everybody sing.

Greg, I do believe that's
your own wonderful instrument,

the human voice.

Ah.

Murray, give yourself
a big pat on the back.

You got it right.
Well done.

[applause]

This is the best royal
quiz I've ever had.

Everybody, you know our
good friend Wags the Dog.

[chuckles] Well,
he loves to dance,

but he also loves to eat.

But I'm not sure
what to feed him.

I was wondering, do you
give a dog some flowers?

A dog wouldn't eat flowers?

Oh.

OK.

Uh, would you feed
a dog some fish?

Oh.

Hmm.

Well, do you have any ideas
what you'd feed a dog?

What would I give
Wags if he was hungry?

Ah.

Now, that sounds
like a great idea.

Yes, I think you're
right there, everybody.

You give a dog a bone.

Bow wow wow.

[the wiggles, "bow wow wow"]
- (SINGING) Bow wow.

- Bow wow.
- Bow wow.

Bow wow.

GREG: Bow wow, wow, wow.

Do you give a cow a bone?
- No!

GREG: Give a horse a bone?

No!

GREG: Everybody knows
you give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
- Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow, wow, wow.

Everybody knows--

You give your dog a bone.

GREG: Bow wow.
- Bow wow.

GREG: Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow, wow, wow.

Do you give a dog a bone?
- No!

GREG: Give a fish a bone?

No!

GREG: Everybody knows
you give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
- Bow wow.

- Bow wow.
- Bow wow.

GREG: Bow wow, wow, wow.

Everybody knows--

You give your dog a bone.

GREG: But won't
you sing it again?

Yeah, sing it again.

Bow wow wow wow.

Let's sing it again.

Bow wow, wow, wow.

Let's sing it a--

Go bow wow!

- Bow wow.
- Bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow, wow, wow.

Do you give a cow a bone?
- No!

- Give a horse a bone?
- No!

GREG: Well, everybody knows
you give your dog a bone.

Bow wow.
- Bow wow.

GREG: Bow wow.

Bow wow.

GREG: Bow wow, wow, wow.

Everybody knows--

You give your dog a--

Everybody knows--

You give your dog a--

Everybody knows--

You give your dog a bone.

Oh, bow wow!

Dancing's fun, lots of fun.

And it's really
fun when you dance

with Dorothy the Dinosaur!

[upbeat music]

GREG: (SINGING)
Dorothy, Dorothy,

would you like to dance with me?

[giggles]

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Dorothy's
Dance Class.

I'm Dorothy the
Dinosaur, and I hope

you're ready to dance
with a dinosaur,

because I'm ready
to dance with you.

Let's turn and spin, and you
can join in with our friends

Brett and Larissa.

[giggles]

Thanks, Dorothy.

Hi, everybody.

Today, Dorothy's
dance is the ballet.

Can you do spring
points, and point

your feet one after the other?

Hey, this is fun.

Can you-- can you put your
hands up in the air like this?

Stand on your tippy
toes and turn around.

Way up high, stretching
your arms above your head.

That's great, everyone.

Let's all do--

BOTH: The ballet!

[relaxing music]

Here's a song
about hot potatoes,

cold spaghetti, and mashed
bananas, coming up right now!

potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato,
potato, potato, potato, potato.

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.

Cold spaghetti,
cold spaghetti.

Cold spaghetti,
cold spaghetti.

Cold spaghetti,
cold spaghetti.

Cold spaghetti,
cold spaghetti.

Spaghetti.

Spaghetti.

Spaghetti.

Spaghetti,
spaghetti, spaghetti.

Woo, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy.

Woo, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy.

Gimme that, gimme
that, gimme that food.

Woo, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy.

Woo, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy.

Gimme that, gimme that.

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

- Banana.
- Banana.

Banana.

Banana, banana, banana.

Woo, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy.

Woo, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy.

Gimme that, gimme
that, gimme me that food.

Woo, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy.

Woo, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy.

Gimme that, gimme that.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

- Potato.
- Potato.

Potato.

Potato, potato, potato.

Woo!

[cheerful music]

We've had fun at
the Wiggle Show today.

We hope you have too.

We'd like to say goodbye,
but there's someone missing.

Oh, wait for me!

ALL: Oh, Captain.

Bye-bye!

Bye-bye!