04x15 - Musical Quiz

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

GREG: (SINGING)
It's the Wiggles,

it's the Wiggles, dancing
with their friends.

It's the Wiggles, it's the
Wiggles, fun will never end.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Ahoy there!

GREG: We'd like you to clap
and sing and dance along, too.

Oh!

GREG: Now that everybody's
here, that'll be so easy,

that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[laughter]

ALL: Hi, we're the Wiggles.

- I'm Greg.
- I'm Murray.

I'm Jeff.

And I'm Anthony.

Welcome to the Wiggles Show.

We hope you have lots of
fun singing and dancing,

and you never know
who you might meet.

It's me!

It's--

ALL: Dorothy the Dinosaur!

[upbeat music]

GREG: (SINGING) Come on
now, come along with me.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: We're
taking a trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world.

On the Good Ship Feathersword.

GREG: Come on now,
come along with me.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh, we're
taking a trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world.

On the Good Ship Feathersword.

[laughs]

[sea shanty playing]

Oh.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

I'm Captain Feathersword,
the friendly pirate.

[chuckles] Oh, you might
have noticed my friendly crew

is packing the SS Feathersword
full of the most piratical,

nautical, practical,
musical, magical, wonderful

things for our long journey
across the briny sea.

[chuckles]

[thunder rumbles]

Oh, me hearties, you might have
noticed that my gallant crew is

packing the ship
slowly and carefully,

so as not to damage any of the
precious cargo before our trip.

Oh, look!

Fresh fruit.

[birds cawing, waves lapping]

Oh, yes.

And guitars, to play
lots of songs and music.

[bell clanging]

Oh!

And mops, to mop the deck clean.

[chuckles]

[thunder cracks]

Whoa!

Oh, thunder, me hearties.

[laughs] Oh, we'd
better speed up

the packing of the
SS Feathersword

so we can get away
before the storm.

Wow!

[energetic music]

[thunder rumbling]

Oh, look at those storm
clouds, me hearties.

[gasps] Raincoats.

We all need raincoats.

[chuckles] Whoa!

[whistles, clangs]

[laughs] Oh, that was
lucky, me hearties!

I'm all right.

[chuckles]

[hums] Whoa!

[thumps]

Whoa!

[gasps] Oh, fortune has
led me here, me hearties.

I might find the
raincoats in here.

[chuckles]

[muttering]

by bit, little by little,

block by block.

We're-- (LAUGHING) it's
a builder, construction.

[muttering] Oh, look at this.

Cool.

[vocalizing]

Woo, woo, yeah!

Ow!

[upbeat music]

Well, howdy, partner.

It's great to see
y'all here today.

Y'all get back now, you hear?

[chuckles]

Wow!

Ooh, and some of this.

[chuckles] (SINGING)
We like to hula,

hula, hula, nothing
could be cooler,

dancing all your cares away.

We like to-- [laughs] Ooh, um.

[chuckles]

[quacking]

[laughs]

Oh, um [chuckles]

[whirring]

I'm fishing for some
raincoats, me hearty.

[laughs]

Oh, dear.

This is the worst predicament
I've ever had, me hearties.

[chuckles] I can't find
the raincoats anywhere,

and there's a storm a-coming.

What'll I do?

What'll I do?

Captain, we've
found the raincoats.

And good news-- the storm
is changing direction,

and we don't need them.

Whoa!

Never fear the, good old
Captain's here, me hearty.

[laughs] You can
always rely on me.

I'm going to go back up on deck.

Why don't you come
with me, and we'll

see what kind of a beautiful
day we have to set sail in?

[laughs]

[humming]

Whoa!

[laughs] Whoa!

Oh, I'm all right, me hearties.

I just slipped on
my own sock again.

[chuckles]

Oh, Elefterios, me
hearty, you still

have your wet weather gear on
and there's no storm a-brewing.

Captain, this outfit,
it's great fun to wear.

It's a San Francisco
trolley driver's outfit,

and it comes with wet
weather attachment.

Oh, well, me hearty,
you and the crew

have packed the ship so
quickly, I think we've got time

to sail towards San Francisco.

Oh, San Francisco is in the
good old US of A, me hearties.

It's the home of the Golden
Gate Bridge, wonderful seafood,

and of course, trolley
cars that go up and down

the hills all day long.

Would you like to go for a ride
on a trolley car, me hearty?

You would?

[chuckles] Then let's
go to San Francisco!

ALL: Woo-hoo!

Hoist the mainsail,
me hearties.

Raise the anchor.

Tie the ropes.

Let's go off to San Francisco.

Of course, it may
take a little time.

Uh, I know, me hearties.

Do you think you could help us?

You would?

Well, on the count
of three, if you

could all blow up a big wind,
we'll head off much faster.

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

[all blowing]

It's working!

We're off around the
world to San Francisco!

Aye, aye, Captain
Feathersword!

Let's sail the world.

Francisco trolley car,

San Francisco trolley car,
San Francisco trolley car,

San Francisco trolley car.

[bell dings]

You take us here,
you take us there.

We're riding through
the city without a care,

over the hills of San Francisco.

San Francisco trolley
car, San Francisco

trolley car, San
Francisco trolley car,

San Francisco trolley car.

[bell dings]

Ride, ride, ride.

We're going to ride, ride, ride.

Come along and ride, ride, ride.

Get on the San Francisco
trolley car, San Francisco

trolley car, San
Francisco trolley

car, San Francisco trolley car.

[bell dings]

The trolley rattles
as it goes along.

The wheels on the tracks seem to
sing a song, in the lovely city

of San Francisco.

San Francisco trolley
car, San Francisco

trolley car, San
Francisco trolley car,

San Francisco trolley car.

[bell dings]

Ride, ride, ride.

We're going to ride, ride, ride.

Come along and ride, ride ride.

Get on the San Francisco
trolley car, San Francisco

trolley car, San
Francisco trolley

car, San Francisco trolley car.

[bell dings]

Tickets, please.

Tickets, please.

Tickets, please.

Tickets, please.

For the San Francisco trolley
car, San Francisco trolley car,

for the San Francisco trolley
car, San Francisco trolley car.

[bell dings]

[THE WIGGLES, "I WAVE MY ARMS
AND SWING MY BATON"]

arms and swing my baton.

Oh, yes, I wave my arms
and swing my baton.

When the orchestra, it plays,
they follow me all the way.

I wave my arms and
swing my baton.

Sing it, fellas.

He waits his arms
and swings his baton.

That's right.

He waves his arms
and swings his baton.

They sang it again.

When the orchestra, it plays,
they follow him all the way.

He conducts the band
or the orchestra.

All right, wiggly orchestra.

Let's get ready for
an instrumental break.

Take it away.

Oh, here comes
Captain Feathersword,

Henry the Octopus, Dorothy
the Dinosaur, and the Wiggles.

Ah, yes, and Santa Claus.

Uh-huh.

Woo-hoo!

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Hey, Greg.

GREG: Yes, Captain?

You know, it looks like
whenever you wave that baton--

Yeah?

--the orchestra
does whatever you do.

Well, that's right, Captain.

It's a lot of fun.

Wow, it looks like fun.

Do you think I could
have a try, please?

Of course you can
have a go, Captain.

OK, yeah.

So if I wave the baton slow,
they'll play slow, right?

Well, why don't you
try it and see, Captain?

Oh, OK.

Let's see.

[band playing slowly]

GREG: Uh-huh.

Still works.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
And if I wave it fast--

GREG: Yeah.
- --they'll play fast?

Oh, have a go, Captain.

[band playing fast]

And if I stop--

[band stops]
GREG: Oh.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Wow.

They stop.

And if I hop on one foot--
GREG: Yeah.

[horn note]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
[chuckles] The other?

[horn note]
Other?

[horn note]

[SHOUTING, BAND PLAYING
FRANTICALLY]

GREG: Whoa!

Whoa!

GREG: Captain!

Uh, Captain, are you OK?

I'm fine, Greg.

But I don't seem to be very
good at this conducting thing.

What?

You don't think you're
very good at it?

- No.
- Captain, you're fantastic.

Have a look at what the
judges say up there.

Wow!


Yeah, you did a
great job, Captain.

That was a lot of fun.
- Thanks, Greg.

It was fun.

But I'll leave it
up to you anyway.

OK.
Thanks, Captain.

Hey, everyone.

Let's conduct the
orchestra one last time.

Get your batons out.

Here we go.

A-one, a-two, a-one, two,
three. (SINGING) I wave my arms

and swing my baton.

He waves his arms
and swings his baton.

When the orchestra, it plays.

We follow him all the way.

I wave my arms
and swing my baton.

ANTHONY: No doubt
about Greg, everybody.

He loves the band,
or the orchestra.

[vocalizing] Give
yourselves a big clap.

Great conducting, everyone.

Thanks a lot.

[chuckles] Ahoy
there, me hearties.

Let's all see what's
happening at Wigglehouse.

world, in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

[upbeat music]

Hungry, ooh.

Lovely food, oh.

[snoring]

Hey, look, everyone.

Murray's fallen asleep.

We'd better wake him up.

When I count to three, let's
all say, wake up, Murray.

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

Wake up, Murray!

[burbling] Thanks for
waking me up, everyone.

Hey, Jeff, what are you up to?

Oh, I'm just making
myself a little snack.

I'm so hungry.

Jeff, you're always hungry.

[laughs]

[doorbell rings]

[chuckles] Oh,
ahoy there, Jeff.

[laughs]

G'day, Captain.

Wow, that sure is a lot
of food you got there, Jeff.

I'm just making
myself a snack.

Would you like some?

Oh, no thanks, Jeff.

I've already eaten.

Hey, where are
the other Wiggles?

Oh, they're here somewhere.

I'll call them.

Greg, Murray, Anthony,
Captain Feathersword's here.

GREG: G'day, Jeff.
- Hi, Greg.

G'day, Captain.

Oh, ahoy there, Greg.

Hey, I've been
practicing my guitar.

Have a listen to this.

[guitar riff]

Wow!

That's a really
rocking tune, Greg.

Thanks, Captain.

Oh, I didn't know you
could play guitar so well.

Oh, Captain, I
love playing guitar.

I play it all day long.

Wow.

Well, I learn something new
every time I'm at Wigglehouse.

[laughs]

Just the person I want to
see, Captain Feathersword.

G'day, Captain.

Ahoy there, Anthony.

Hey, Captain,
you're just in time

to see me perform one of those
wonderful magic tricks I do.

Wow.

Yeah, watch this.

I just put my hat
down like this, and--

[boings]

Wow!

That was spectacular, Anthony.

I didn't know you
could do magic tricks.

Oh, I can do magic tricks.

I'm always doing magic tricks.

Captain, I'm known
everywhere as Magic Anthony.

I think there's something
strange going on here,

me hearties.

Usually it's Anthony
who eats all the time,

and-- and Murray
plays the guitar,

and well, Greg does
the magic tricks.

Oh.

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe I've just been on
the seven seas too long.

[stammering] Wow, that
was great, Anthony.

But I still haven't seen Murray.

Murray?

Oh, Murray's probably
asleep somewhere.

He's always sleeping.

Actually, there
he is over there.

[laughs] See, Captain?

He's asleep again.

Let's wake him up, everybody.

You ready?

One, two, three.

Wake up, Murray!

[burbling] Thanks for
waking me up, everyone.

G'day, Captain.

Good to see you.

I was just having a little nap.

I love to sleep.

Something very strange is
going on here, me hearties.

[doorbell ring]

Oh, the door.

I'll get it, Wiggles.

[upbeat music]

Hello, Captain.

Oh, Dorothy, am
I glad you're here.

Oh, something very strange
is happening at Wigglehouse.

Something very strange, indeed.

What is it, Captain?

Well, you see, everything's
different, Dorothy.

I mean, it's all mixed up.

I mean, everybody
seems to be confused.

[stammering] Well,
now I'm confused.

Just slow down, Captain, and
explain it from the beginning.

Well, you see,
Dorothy, usually Anthony

is the one who's
eating all the time,

but Jeff was eating
all the time.

And Murray's the one who
usually plays the guitar,

but well, Greg was
playing the guitar.

And then Greg's usually the
one who does the magic tricks,

but Anthony was doing
the magic tricks.

And-- and Murray was
asleep in the chair,

and it's usually Jeff
who's sleepy all the time.

But Jeff was eating,
and then he--

oh, dear!

I see what you mean, Captain.

Well, maybe they
just wanted a change.

Sometimes people just
do something different

for a while.

Perhaps you're right, Dorothy.

Oh, here comes Jeff.

Let's ask him.

Hello, Dorothy.

How are you?

I'm fine, Jeff.

How are you?

Oh, I'm hungry.

I'm always hungry.

Don't you mean
you're always sleepy?

Oh, no.

Murray's the sleepy one, I'm the
hungry one, Greg plays guitar,

and Anthony does magic.

Oh, you see what
I mean, Dorothy?

I need some more food.

See you soon.

Well, Captain,
this is very strange.

Maybe the Wiggles are sick?

You might be right, Dorothy.

But what do we do?

I think we need
to call the doctor.

Great idea, Dorothy.

The doctor will know what to do.

[upbeat music]

[dial whirring]

Hello, Dr. Lucy.

It's Dorothy the
Dinosaur speaking.

[muffled voice]

Well, it's the Wiggles, doctor.

We think they're sick.

[muffled voice]
OK.

See you soon.

[muffled voice]

Thanks.

Bye.

What did the
doctor say, Dorothy?

She'll be over right away.

[doorbell rings]

There she is now.

Well, Dr. Lucy, what is it?

Why are the Wiggles
behaving so strangely?

Dorothy, Captain, I
believe it is a rare

condition known as
topsy-turvy-itis that

causes this confused behavior.

Oh, is it serious, doctor?

No, not at all.

It only lasts one
day, and often those

who catch it enjoy
doing something

different for a change.

If you just stay with
them till it wears off,

it should all be
OK by this evening.

Thank you, Dr. Lucy.

I'll show you out.

[lively music]

[crickets chirping]

Well the sun's gone down.

Time for a sleep.

[snores]

Wahoo, I'm hungry.

Hey, here's my guitar.

[strums chords]

Time for some magic.

[chimes]

Well, Captain, they
seem to be better.

Oh, yes, Dorothy.

[chuckles]

It's good to see them
back to their usual selves.

[giggles]

Aye, Captain,
you're right there.

[chuckles] Makes
me want to tickle.

[laughs]

[giggles]

- Huh?
- Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Everybody, it's time
to put on your helmet,

your fire-resistant
jacket, your boots,

and get your hoses
ready, because it's time

to join the fire department!

Yes, let's be New
York firefighters.

[siren blaring]

[THE WIGGLES, "NEW YORK
FIREFIGHTERS"]

on your black boots,

putting on your black boots.

Fire-resistant jacket,
fire-resistant jacket.

Hard protective helmet,
hard protective helmet.

Dressed and waiting
for the bell to ring.

New York firefighter, riding
on the engine to the scene.

This is fun!

New York firefighter, putting
out fires as fast as we can.

Climbing up the ladders,
climbing up the ladders.

Sliding down the pole,
sliding down the pole.

Checking all the hoses,
checking all the hoses.

We're getting ready
to go, go, go.

Let's go, guys!

New York firefighter, riding
on the engine to the scene.

New York firefighter, putting
out fires as fast as we can.

New York firefighter, riding
on the engine to the scene.

New York firefighter, putting
out fires as fast as we can.

Sleeping at the firehouse,
sleeping at the firehouse,

till the bell rings.

Wake up, Jeff!

JEFF: Where's the fire?

Turning on the siren,
turning on the siren.

Better move when
you hear it sing.

New York firefighter, riding
on the engine to the scene.

New York firefighter, putting
out fires as fast as we can.

Here we go!

[laughs]

[siren blaring]

New York firefighter!

It's that time, everyone.

Let's go dance with
Dorothy the Dinosaur!

[THE WIGGLES, "DOROTHY


Dorothy, would you

like to dance with me?

[giggles]

[giggles] Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Dorothy's
Dance Class.

I'm Dorothy the
Dinosaur, and I hope

you're ready to dance
with a dinosaur,

because I'm ready
to dance with you.

We're going from one leg to the
other in this groovy dance with

our friends Caterina and Ryan.

[giggles]

Thanks, Dorothy.

Hi, everyone.

Today Dorothy's
dance is the hop!

Can you stand on
one foot and hop?

Whoa, that's hard.

Let's change legs.

Wow, that's some
great hopping, everyone.

Well, now that you've mastered
that, can you hop forward?

And hop back?

And hop to one side, and
hop to the other side?

Oh, wow, that's great.

Let's all hop together.

[cheerful music]

I love the hop.

Bye-bye!

Bye-bye!

Bye!