♪ Mama had a chicken. ♪
♪ Mama had a cow. ♪
♪ Dad was proud, he didn't care how. ♪
♪ Cow! ♪
♪ Chicken! ♪
♪ Cow and Chicken! ♪
Hey, cut it out, Cow!
I'm watching TV here!
Oh, but big brother, I was only...
I'm free!
I'm free!
I'm out of your nasty mouth!
I'm free! Free at last!
Tongue?
I'm outta here!
Move it or lose it, sister!
I just lost my tongue!
Whoopee! No more tongue!
I never have to listen
to your stupid babblin' no more!
Yeah, but Chicken, I need my tongue.
Shut your cake hole!
Geez, you're worse without a tongue!
If I help you find your tongue,
do you promise not to use it?
Don't eat that tongue!
She said, "Don't eat that tongue!"
Stupid.
Well? Is that it?
No. It looks like...
Sorry.
There's a tongue!
Put that tongue down!
Well?
Oh, man! We're never gonna find it!
Sweet and Sour!
Ode to the taste buds!
There's my tongue!
They're on to me!
My tongue! My tongue!
Hello, police? This is the candy store.
There's a tongue lickin' all my candy!
Yeah! Bitter lemon!
Man! Sugary chocolate!
Malted milk ba*ls!
Oh, yeah!
Ec-sta-sy!
It's the man!
Ice cream!
Oh, yeah!
Hey, baby, how about a kiss?
Not if you were the last tongue on earth!
Oh, my achin' butt.
How the heck did that get there?
There he is! My tongue is on that tree!
Oh, woe is me!
Man, I gotta blow this joint!
I've gotta get across the border
to a plastic surgeon that owes me one.
Well, well! Cow's tongue!
Cow's tongue on the lamb.
Fuzz are closin' in, eh?
Need some plastic surgery?
What do you want to be?
Come on, Doctor Nopance.
Oh, my personal favorite! Fetching.
All right! But make it quick!
Anesthetic time!
Did I mention that
I learned my plastic surgery techniques
from the Azweepay Tribe of the Amazon?
Now, just lay back.
This won't hurt a bit!
Hold it right there, Tongue!
Hey! You can't break in like this!
I run a respectable business here!
Back off, coppers!
Or the Red Guy
gets a face full of blow dart!
Easy now.
That Tongue is just crazy enough to do it.
Nice move, Tongue!
You really fooled 'em back there!
Heck, you even had me goin' for a second.
Gee, I'm sorry, Cow.
I guess we'll never find your tongue.
Quick, Cow! You gotta hide me!
Oh, come on!
Oh, Tongue! You've come back!
Did you see a tongue run by here?
I believe...
He went that-a-way!
Thanks, kid!
Oh now, Tongue, be nice.
Sorry.
Look, Cow, I promise I'll be a good tongue
and never run away again.
Oh, this is great!
I have got my tongue back!
Oh, I feel like a brand new cow!
Oh, brave new world
that has such organs in it!
I am so excited!
Yeah, I'm thrilled for ya's.
I'm free! I'm free!
I'm outta here!
Not a chance, Wattle Boy!
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02x05 - Tongue Sandwich
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Series focuses on the misadventures of two unlikely yet somehow biological siblings: the sweet-natured, dim, ecstatic, anthropomorphic Cow and her cynical older brother Chicken.
Series focuses on the misadventures of two unlikely yet somehow biological siblings: the sweet-natured, dim, ecstatic, anthropomorphic Cow and her cynical older brother Chicken.