03x13 - Chickens Don't Fly

[bunniefuu]

♪ Mama had a chicken. ♪

♪ Mama had a cow. ♪

♪ Dad was proud, he didn't care how. ♪

♪ Cow! ♪

♪ Chicken! ♪

♪ Cow and Chicken! ♪

The Red Zone
is for loading and unloading only.

Here you go, honey! Out of the car!

Hey, watch the plumage!

You kids have fun in Brunei!

See you in three months!

Big brother! Oh, I am so excited!

We get to fly on an air-ee-o-plane!

All by ourselves!

Crash.

Oh, hello. Is this the train to Brunei?

Train? We are goin' on an airplane, Cow!

Here are your boarding passes.

Thank you.

♪ Flying! Flying! Flying fairy princess! ♪

Geez! Flyin' ain't no big...

Carry-ons and Chickens
go through the X-ray machine.

Hey! Enough already!

My waddle is very sensitive to radiation!

You got keys in your pockets?

I'm sorry. But I do not have pockets.

Any loose change?

I always keep an emergency
piggy bank in my forward stomach...

for emergencies.

I do that, too. Move along.

Flight four-fifty-seven for...

Oh, we must hurry!

Gate thirty-three and a half.

I think it's that way.

Excuse me!

Oh, sorry! Pardon! Terribly sorry!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! This is our plane!

It is beau-mooo-tiful!

I'm gonna get you, Chicken!

Where are you going, big brother?

The plane! The big...

Oh, big brother, are you afraid of flying?

That plane wants to eat me! I ain't goin'!

Flight one-two-three-four-five-six-
oh-Pi-R-Squared,

now departing for Brunei!

All aboard!

Planes do not eat chickens. Let's go!

Hello! I'm Bunny, your flight attendant.

Isn't this a great day
to be hurled through the air...

twenty-three billion feet above the earth

with only a very very thin
shell of aluminum between you

and a ten minute screaming drop
to an abrupt stop?

Geez!

Oh, what's the matter little chicken?

Is this section to cramped for ya?

Oh, really?

Well, this is first class!

And you're in last class!

Please take your seats!

Oh, pardon me! Excuse me!

Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

We're moving!

Safety drill.

In case of a water landing, do this:

How was that big brother?

In case of a jagged mountain landing,
do this.

Ooo-ah-ooo-ah-oh-h*!

Ooo-ah-ooo-ah-oh-h*!

What was that sound?

I think we just took off.

Oh, what's wrong?

A little "chicken" about flying, are we?

Oh, Bunny!

When do we get to dine
on delicious air-o-plane food?

Oh, here it comes!

Oh, here she comes.

Oh, I bet that it's candied steak!

She's almost here.

Our special today... "Owl."

Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.

I smell turbulence!

Oh, yay! This should be fun!

Hang on tight, ladies!

Oh yes, turbulence
should be coming any second now.

I'm okay.

A little turbulence never k*lled nobody.

Turbulence!

How come I do not get turbulence as well?

Good morning,
this is your Captain speaking.

We've taxied into position
and we're ready to take off.

Take off?

Take off?

We ain't even off the ground yet?

That's it! I'm outta here!

Freedom!

The Chicken In Engine Light is on.

Well, I know what we're havin' for lunch.

You know, kiddies, there is a moral here.

Oh, there is?

Yes. Crime doesn't pay!

I do not understand.

I didn't say it was a good moral.