01x08 - Never Say Nefir

[bunniefuu]

You guys are
gonna love Getzistan.

Big shows, cheap food,
and 24 hour casinos!

There's this place.
Club Nest Egg.

I'm gonna make a mint!

Puh!
- I got this system, see.

Tell us about this system,
most enterprising friend of mine.

What! and give away
my trade secrets?

Never!

Okee doke Iago, I got
the marked cards,

the loaded dice, and the
x-ray specs. Sign here.

What do ya need all
this stuff for anyway?

That's quite a system.

Uh, uh, ah.

What, I'm trying to be practical.

We got a genie with
phenomenal cosmic power!

Ooh, look at the bones!

Or semi-phenomenal,
nearly-cosmic power.

Okay, I was cheatin'! Sue me!

Carpet, what's wrong!

Oh, no.

Ah! Say it ain't so!

My hopes and dreams,
smashed like a squishy, overripe...

No wait, like a bug.

Smashed like a crawly bug.

Ooooh

It's just flat!

Oh, it's flat and there's ants.

Ants dragging this
flat possum away!

Welcome to Getzistan!

Do you mind? I almost had it.

Oops, civilian!

I am your host,
Sultan Pasta Al-Dente.

Smiles everyone, smiles

In Getzistan, everyone smiles!

It's the jolliest
place on earth!

t's ground zero is what it is!

What happened to Club Nest Egg!?

Where? What? Is something
wrong? I'll have it fixed immediately!

In Getzistan, "Service is king!"

I think my friend's
referring to the rubble.

Oh, that! Well, that, it's uh...

There's the problem! Imps

Oh, imps are bad news, Al!

I've seen 'em strip the flesh off
a cow in less than 15 seconds!

Or is that piranhas? In any
case, I say we lay some traps!

Ow!

That won't be necessary.

These imps are the best
contractors money can buy.

And uh, they're uh,
well, they're, they're uh,

just remodeling a
showroom or two.

hat are you doing
standing around?!

Every idle moment is
money out of my pocket,

Food out of my mouth,
blood from my veins!

That's Nefir. Nefir Hassanuf.

He's the head imp.

Ah, I see we have some guests.

And a genie.

I'm not a genie,
I'm a human being!

Hey, I am a genie! Oh, this is
gonna be a surprise to mom and pop.

Genies, (sighs) there
goes the neighborhood.

Back to work! Time is money!

All play and no work
makes Nefir a poor imp.

Don't let that guy bug ya.

C'mon you're a genie! Remember.
Phenomenal, cosmic power!

Well, semi-phenomenal,
nearly cosmic power, but yeah!

Let's get out of here,

I know landfills more
entertaining than this.

Ow!

Huh?

Wow!

Whoa!

Oh, nice spackle work.

Phhht! Sure they build
fast. But let's see 'em paint!

Ahhh!

Big deal. They missed a spot.

Imps! Why did it
have to be imps?!

You're remodeling
the entire city?

There is one disadvantage.

It gets very expensive
doing this every day.

Yes!

Ooh!
- Oh, we gotta go into construction!

Uh-huh.

Every day? You rebuild
the entire city every day?

I mean...
- This isn't just a little remodeling.

What's going on here?

(sighs) You got me.

It's because of
Samir the Destroyer.

Who?
- Samir the Destroyer.

He destroys our
town every night.

It's a curse, or
something. Like warts,

or a brother-in-law
who moves in with you!

That kind of thing.

Lucky for us the imps
repair things so fast.

Now if we could only
bring back the tourists.

Why don't you just get rid
of this Samir the Destroyer?

(gasps) What a brilliant idea!

Hey, Nefir! Yoo hoo!

Aladdin is going
to get rid of Samir!

What?

Do you realize how
much money I'll lose

if that boy and his
genie stop Samir?

Get back to work!

You lazy... Stealing the
breath from my lungs,

the enamel from my teeth,
the marrow from my bones!

Er, Sultan Al-Dente, uh,

I didn't mean that I ...
- Al, don't worry.

Remember: Semi-phenomenal,
nearly cosmic power.

Uh, ok, I'll do it.

All right kid,
it's the big time.

Let's show this light weight
Samir what we've got.

I can't believe you let Karnak
here talk you into this.

You do your civic duty of
being smashed to a pulp.

Me, I'm headed to Club Nest Egg!

Ah, don't worry, Al. I've
met this Samir character.

Little guy. I can take him easy

hhh, do you hear music?

Oh! Ahh!

That's a little guy!

Oh! Samir the Destroyer!

I was thinking of Ned.
Ned the Destroyer.

They're both very similar,
except Ned isn't quite so large!

He's dancing?
- Dancing?

He's destroying!

He's dancing, and
he's destroying.

The biggest floor show on earth and
I still can't get the tourists to visit!

After I tranquilize
the rhinoceros,

Jim will tag the beast so
we can track its migration.

The thick skin of the rhinoceros

provides a natural defense
against predators such as myself.

Oops.
- Genie...

Ah, unfortunately,
Aladdin's thin skin

sucks up the tranquilizer
like nobody's business.

Pretty good job, for a genie.

How's a bird supposed to throw dice
when the table keeps shaking?

I mean it... Ahh! No!
Not the Nest Egg!

Anything but the Nest Egg!

You haven't begun to see
semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic power, imp!

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what's all
this, then, what's all this?

You broke my hat.

You... you... You
saved the Nest Egg!

No!
- Yes! I mean, no.

Foul! Back field in motion!

Five yard penalty.

He's leaving!

He's leaving?

Ow, that hurt.

Did we get him?

Well, uh, almost?

This ought to take
care of Mister Destroyer.

to the poor house! That boy and
his genie are trying to send me

I want that thing gone! Now!

Now where the heck is Aladdin?

Hi, Al! Sorry about last night,

but I've got the ultimate answer
to all your dancing rhino needs!

300 million pounds of thrust,

laser guided targeting, chrome
wingtips, and a pull out CD player.

Thunderbirds are go.

Come, lad. I'll help
you out with Samir.

My men are the
ultimate in efficiency.

We'll build you a
nice reliable catapult

that'll fling Samir the
Destroyer clear into next week!

Hmm, makes more sense
than rebuilding the city everyday.

Okay, I guess we can't really
afford to fool around with this.

What? But, Al

You used to like it
when I fooled around.

emi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic power, tut!

I'm nothing but a second-class
genie.

No. I'm worse. I'm coach.

Make that economy. I'm a no
frills genie!

Not even free peanuts!

I can't even K.O. a throw rug.

Ah, just the all-powerful
Genie I wanted to see.

Get outta here imp!

Don't be like that!

I just wanted to congratulate
you on your valiant effort last night.

Huh?
- You almost beat Samir.

And if I hadn't knocked out my
best buddy, he might have seen that.

Look, not everyone can almost
defeat a giant dancing rhinoceros.

That's impressive.

Yeah, tell that to Al.

It's all a matter of timing.

If I were a genie, I'd go capture
the monster while he sleeps.

He sleeps?
- All day in a cave in the next valley.

Totally defenseless.

Totally defenseless?
I can deal with that.

Yeah, capture Samir!
That would impress Al!

Okay, first, I capture Samir,

so Al and me will
be buddies again.

Then, I ask for a raise.

A really big raise.

Well, here goes nothing.

Hi.

I learned a lot from
that relationship,

and that's when I decided
to come to Getzistan.

But what's with the dancing?
The city? The destruction?

It's these shoes.

I woke up one day,
and there they were,

right there on my feet.

I can't get 'em off.

Every night, I hear
this fun-kay music.

And, well, you know I..."Gotta dance!"

It's the darndest thing, really.

But who would want to
destroy Getzistan every night?

Me.

And my real fun-kay band!

Imps! Yeah, that makes sense.

Nefir! Ooh!

Grr, never trust imps! Never!

Good advice. Get 'im!

Help.

Ta-da!

Struggle all you like, fool.

Your stockade's been
imp-crafted from fine Tibetan oak,

imported from the east and stewed
for days in enchanted whale jelly.

A sure-fire genie trap!

Ooh, this guy does his homework.

Your bill. Tibetan oak isn't cheap.

"Whale jelly- 500
shekels.

Genie trapping... 500 dinar.

Magic shoes-6,000 gold pieces."

Hey, what magic shoes?

Oh. No!

Hey, like Samir said,
"Gotta dance!"

Where's the catapult?

What is this?
- Oh, well, I don't know,

but I don't think it's
gonna fling a dancing rhino.

Hey, look:

"Dear boy, bird and monkey:
Sorry we didn't build you a catapult.

Something came up.

Signed, Nefir.

P.S. Please remit 700
coppers for the mailbox."

Ooh! I don't believe those guys!

Come on, Genie! I could use some of
that darn-near-phenomenal cosmic power!

Wonderful! No
catapult, no genie...

No way!

Genie?

Wow!

Forty tons of Fred and
Ginger is not what we need.

Genie!

I'm, I'm so sorry, Al!

I really messed up this time!

Genie, just stop dancing!

I-I can't! It's Nefir!

He used his imps to put
magic dancing shoes on Samir!

Hi.

And now I've got 'em too!

But why... Of course!

Nefir's running a royal scam!

Genie, you were
right about those imps!

I was right? I was right!

Tell me again I was right!

No time! We have to get the shoes off!

Oh, yeah.

I'm so clever!

With two monsters dancing,
the city is destroyed twice as fast!

Oh, how efficient. I can
destroy the city twice a day.

Dancing shoes.

I've got an idea!

No, not again!

Please, not the Nest Egg!

No, not again! Aaaah!

Whew.

What? What are they doing?

Whew! Great idea Al!

The boy's a genius.
Gets it from me.

Yaaa! No fair, no fair!

Quick, something louder!

Ooh!

We need something softer!

Ooh! Something faster!

Come on, Al!
My feet are burning up!

Hey! Al, play faster. Faster!

Faster? Are you sure?

Trust me, Al. Faster!

Oh, I get it.
Faster guys!

All right!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, ah, yeah! Take it on home!

Wow! Ooh! It's hammer time!

Nooo!

Yeah!

Boy, I could go for a foot bath.

Hang on, shorty.

All of Getzistan thanks you, Aladdin!

Actually, I couldn't have done it
without some phenomenal cosmic power!

Semi-phenomenal, nearly
cosmic power thank you!

Hey, what's the problem, Bird man?

The Club Nest Egg is the problem!

I lost my shirt!

The tables are
fixed. Rigged, I tell ya!

Let's get out of this dump!

What? And miss the floor show?

Play dat funky music, imp-boy!