01x01 - Getting the Bugs Out

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Wares! Get your Wares.

Wares? You call this junk wares?

It looks more like whats or whys.

Oh look! This would be perfect
for my father’s toy collection.

Careful! This is a
priceless family heirloom!

Very expensive!
One hundred dinari!

Does it work?

But of course!

Ok, it’s not a heirloom;

it’s just a piece of junk I found
near a canyon in the desert.

I’ll give you two dinari.

Sold.

Father! Look what I found
for you in the marketplace!

A piece of junk if you ask me.

It's Absolutely exquisite!

Ya know, I helped pick it out!

Unfortunately, it
doesn’t seem to work.

Ohhhhhhhh.

Oh, not to worry. I have some
expertise in these matters.

Ah, here’s the problem.

There’s a speck
of grit stuck in here.

It seems the oil has run out.

We can fix that.

(mumbling) Let’s see now…

Ah, that should do it.

Ohhh...

Aladdin! Do something!

Don’t worry, I’ll handle it.

Hey guys, what’s... Whoa!

Genie! Carpet! Stop that thing!

It’s a done deal!

Nice catch Rug-Man!

Aladdin, how can I thank you!

You saved my life!

I did?

He did?
- Hey, I guess I did.

Aladdin!

Oh, come on Jasmine,

it’s not often I get a chance
to impress your father.

No thanks necessary sir,

an adventurer such as myself
must laugh at danger, ha ha ha.

Um, I’m confused. I
smashed the thing.

Carpet caught it. What
exactly did you do?

Well, uh...

We must do something.

What if there are
more of those things?

No one in Agrabah would be safe!

Not to worry Sultan, I’ll
get to the bottom of this.

Hey, come on guys. Let’s
get to the bottom of this.

Nice present.

Next time, why don’t
you just get him a cobra? Ahh!

There’s the canyon where the
merchant said he found that thing.

Oh, the destruction.

We must ensure that this
golden plague never strikes again.

We need a new leader.

What?! Every new leader goes
off to fight the golden plague,

and then WHAMMO! that’s
the last anyone ever sees of him.

What we need now is a
patsy, a dupe, a fall guy,

some completely bubble-headed
chump who can be our new leader.

Whoa!

Bingo.

Providence has sent a man
from the sky to be our leader.

(The crowd cheers)

They can sense
my inner strength.

Oh brother.

Congratulations!

You are the new leader of
the village of Amina-Atway.

Now get rid of the
golden plague for us.

PLAGUE?!
- Leader? Uh,

Gee, I’m, I’m
honored, this is so...

what was that about a plague?

Oh, I’m breaking out
in blotches already.

Here, feel my forehead.
I think it's hot.

Uh, that would be
the golden plague now.

OK great leader, you’re on!

uh, you heard ‘em guys, you’re on!

Here you go, great leader.

Huh.

Don’t worry, its ozone safe.

Hurray for Aladdin!

e got to get
ourselves a new agent.

You have saved our
village! You are a hero.

From now on, your credit
is good in all our shops.

Eh, it was nothing.

Anything else
giving you trouble?

A barbarian horde perhaps?

Aladdin, don’t you think
you should share the credit?

Oh, thanks guys.

Let’s see, polish beetles
done, shine floor, done.

Ohhhhh, curses, missed a spot.

Oh, I don’t know why I
bother, in half and hour,

I’ll just have to
do it all over again!

Great Zeus, the things
I go through to maintain

a tiny headquarters
for world domination.

Ahhh, perfect!

Scooter! You were
supposed to be wreaking

havoc on those
disorderly villagers!

Not leaking oil all
over my workshop!

What? Someone destroyed
all my lovely beetles?

How dare they meddle
with Machanicles!

The greatest of the
great Greek geniouses!

Now, let’s have a look at
these troublemakers, shall we?

Dohhhhhhhh, what a scruffy lot!

Obviously a g*ng of
hygienically challenged savages.

Well, those strangers
should not be a problem,

but the genie and the
carpet could be trouble.

Take care of genie,
take care of magic carpet

permanently.
Hahahahahahaha!

Ya da dad a, dadaa!

A toast to our
great hero, Aladdin!

Yaaaaaa!
- Yaaaaaa!

Shouldn’t we get ready in case
more of those things show up?

Relax! The great
bug destroyer is here.

Or er, a, whatever
it is they call me.

Ah, it’s quiet out here.

Aii, a little too quiet.

Reminds me of the time we
were stranded off Madagascar.

And then the sharks came!
They circled us for days!

Waiting to make
their move, waiting,

until suddenly, without warning...

they got bored, and went

You know sharks with
their short attention spans

What’s that?!

They're baaaack!

Ok guys, its show time!

Ok bugs…

Ah, Ah, Ahh, it’s not
that easy to catch a genie!

However, it can be done!

The great Aladdin has failed us!

Ohhhhhh.

He is nothing without
his Genie and Carpet!

Oh, they're right.

I’m nothing without
Genie or Carpet.

What are you talking
about? You’ve still got us.

Oh no! Don’t look at me!

It’s the great
Aladdin’s problem!

Nobody said anything
about the great Iago!

Alright! Who spilled the oil?

You’re just gonna to
wreck the environment!

It is oil. It must have leaked
out of one of those…things!

hey left a trail of oil!

Come on guys! This will
lead us right to their nest!

K, good luck! Let me know how the
whole bug thing turns ou-AHHHHHH!

Ohhh, I don’t believe it,

the sun’s coming up,
not a wink of sleep,

now I’m gonna be
cranky the whole day.

I mean more so than usual!

Locked huh? Oh, what a shame,

guess we’ll have to go home now!

Took care of Genie,
took care of Magic Carpet.

Take care of
meddlesome strangers.

OK, I think we’ve seen enough.

Hospitable little
arthropods, aren’t they?

Greetings meddlesome strangers!

I am Machanicles, the greatest
of the great Greek geniuses!

Archimedes? An amateur!

Socrates? Stop, stop, stop.

To make a long story short, I
plan on taking over the world.

What?! Let me see that!

Hey!
- Take out the trash,

do the dishes,
take over the world.

Ohhhhh, this guy’s serious!

My scroll! Give me
back my scroll right...

You got little
sticky wing prints...

Oops!
- THE WALL!

You have got to get these oil stains

right away or they
will leave a mark!

Notice how this guy is nuts
about keeping things clean?

Right! You guys mess things
up while I find Genie and Carpet!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I
just alphabetized those!

No, you are getting
monkey germs on it!

Now what ever could this be for?

NOT THE OIL!

Genie?
- Yeah, I’m caught in the filter.

Whoa, that’s the cleanest
vacuum I’ve ever been in!

Stop right there...

What have you done
to my beautiful pets?

And my new tunic - ruined?! Grrrrr

That tears it!

I’ll wash the dishes
after I take over the world.

You see Aladdin?

You thought you were nothing
without Genie and Carpet.

But you did it! You destroyed
the beetles and saved the village!

Saved the village, huh?

Hold that thought.

Oh, you have got to be kidding!

Oh, this is a switch... a
bug is gonna step on us!

Sorry we were so rude
when you failed the last time.

But in the name of fair play,
we'll give you another chance!

Break a leg!

What a bunch of yellow-bellied,
lily-livered cowards!

My kind of guys!

Jasmine, what was wrong with
that dragonfly you gave your father?

The oil had leaked out,

and uh, uh, he said
it was full of sand!

Right! Guys,

you think you could whip up a sandstorm?

I’m gonna go see if there’s some
way to let the oil out of that thing!

Be careful.

Yeah!

Ahhh, lets see, shake ground,

knock down trees, terrorize
villagers,

AH! Torch buildings!

Shall we try that again?

OK Machanicles, your
gears are numbered!

As the great Greek philosopher
Plato said – hmmm hmmm.

Not bad, eh.

Yes, yes, yes, very amusing,
what a shame I must destroy you.

Aladdin needs our help!

What are you, men or mice?

We’re men of course,

it’s just that we are cowards.

Or was that a
rhetorical question?

Ya know, you guys take all
the fun out of being a coward!

Maybe we can rope that horn!

Oh sure, now there’s a plan.

Are you running a
fever or something?

Tie it to the horn... I’ll
tie this end around a tree!

I knew it, I knew it!

I should have stuck
with cowardice!

Ya never go wrong that way!

It’s Genie! He did it!

Next time, get the weather
report before any global takeover!

Hmmm, better shift into fourth!

Beat hasty retreat.

Our side’s winning!

You know what that means?

Join in at the last second...

And take credit for the victory!

Ah! Run! Run!

Whoaaaaaaa!

Oh, thanks for the help guys.

No sweat!

Hey, be a pal and make
everything stop spinning, would ya?

You saved the village!

NO, we did it together!
We all saved the village!

And what village would that be?

Oh lovely, go ahead,

ruin the moment you malcontent!

Think you could help rebuild it?
- Hey,

what are semi-phenomenal,
nearly cosmic powers for?

wait a second, what
about Machanicles?

You puny-minded fools thought
you could stop Machanicles!

Ha ha, it is to laugh!

I’ll be back and I’ll have
my revenge on YOU, Aladdin!

Get revenge on Aladdin,

Clean escape pod wings.