01x09 - In Hall We Trust

[bunniefuu]

- There you go.

- [Aaron]: Stan, I found
the underground access tunnel.

It's creepy down here. Do you
have a location of the target?

- Let me check.

I think I found the target,

200 feet ahead.

[Squeaking and expl*si*n]

- It's not good.

It's not good.

It's getting real hot,
real fast down here, Stan!

I need the exact location!

- There should be a grate
to your right.

[Panting]

- Aaron? Aaron?

- Dr. Martin?
- Who are you?

- I'm Aaron Stone.

I work for Mr. Hall,
I'm here to rescue you.

[Crackling]

Let's go!

- Wait! We can't leave without
my research.

- No, we have to go now,
all right! It's too dangerous.

- It's too dangerous to leave it
in the wrong hands.

- Huh!

- Does that thing open
safes too?

[Crackling]

My flash drives are gone.
Helix took all my research.

- He sure
left a lot of cash.

- Can't leave that
for the bad guys.

- Stan, we're coming up.

- Sorry about the whipped cream!
Your change is under there,
somewhere.

- Thank you.
- Hum! Hum!

Welcome back, Dr. Martin.

- I apologize for all
of the ice cream on the floor.

I'm not programmed
for this, you know!

♪

in was just telling me

what a great job
you did out there.

- Ah! Thank you.

- As far as Helix goes,
he's closed to completing

a device that will create
the ultimate mutant.

- An army of beasts that think
like men and fight like animals

will be hard to defeat.
- Oh yeah,

we did get this.
Here you are.

- Good, the less money
they have the better.

- Dr. Martin?
- Yes, Aaron.

- You have a little
ice cream on your cheek.

- Thank you.

- Again,

good work you two.

- What's going on?

You pulled two stacks
of cash from that safe.

You only gave Mr. Hall one.

- Are you accusing me
of stealing?

- Well, are you accusing me
of not being able to count?

I know what I saw.

- You're cute, Lucky.

But I would try to control
that imagination of yours.

- So, you didn't hear
the expl*si*n that caused this?

I suggest you listen carefully.

I need the diamonds
for the mutation device that
Dr. Martin built.

Find me some
or your cries

for mercy will be
the last thing you hear! NOW!

- Mom, the whole weekend?
- Yes!

- But what if I want to go out?
Can't Stan watch Jason?

- Stan is very nice but he is
our tenant, he's not family.

Look it's only


How often do I get to go away
with all my girlfriends? Hum!

- You're right.
Have a good time.

- Thank you! You be good.

Okay?
[Engine starting]

- Have a good time.
- Okay. Bye.

- Bye! Here she goes!

Have fun! Be careful,
don't come home too early!

And... she's gone!

Dude, what it's
going to be?

Racetrack, road trip
to Vegas, pool party?

- We don't even have a pool.
- Doesn't matter! When the girls

show up in bikinis, we can have
them run through the sprinklers.
Can't you see it?

- You are a freak!
- Charlie!

- Sure.

Stay!

- I'm not a dog, Charlie!

- Diamond heist, huh?
Why does he need diamonds?

- Their refractive properties
will enhance

the laser in
his latest invention,

this resulting
in a revolutionary gene
splicing technique

that will allow him
to create a merger

of species the likes of which
this planet has never seen.

- Okay... In English please?

- Ah...! He'll be able to make
really ugly monsters, like this!

- Ah! Whoa!

That's a lot nastier than the
ones we saw at Helix's island.

- And unless we stop him,
there'll be no stopping... him.

- Looks like I've got
a diamond heist to get to!

Which means
we need to watch Jason.

- I, I am not programmed
for child supervision.

However, I have already set in
motion an alternative plan.

- Hi guys, let's do this. I've
needed to break in this bad boy!

The Sonic Pulsator 3000.

- Your mission won't require
that kind of firepower.

You will be
babysitting Jason.

- Hum... no! I'm a second-degree
black belt weapon specialist.

I don't do kids.

- Which one of us is going to
tell Mr. Hall that she said no?

- All right! I sit here and
read; you sit there and watch

TV! Are we clear?
- Fine.

- Let's wait here until the
thieves come out with
the diamonds.

- This is nice. We've never had
Aaron Stone stand time before.

- You know what?
You're right.

- Aaron!

- Stan, get off me! He's getting
away with the diamonds!

[Tires squealing]

Ah!

- I am sorry.
I tried to help

but only disabled you and
allowed them to get away
with the diamonds.

- No, Stan, I think you saved
my life. You got...

No, no...
- Oh!

Oh! That is going to leave
a nasty hole!

- Come on, I think I got some
spackle back at the house.

- Who are they?
- Freshmen. Your brother's
charged 5 bucks to stare at me.

Freshmen who almost didn't
become sophomores! Never again!

- I'll be in my room.

- I admit it's not
my proudest moment

but we need
to get past this.

You want half the money? Hum?
- No.

- Jay, Jay! This is Helix!

- I know.
- Are you ready? There he is!

- Yeah, you sh**t the rocks.
It's a good idea!
- It was a good shot.

- Attack them!

- Wait.

- Ah! You missed it too!
- I wasn't aiming at Helix.

[Successive growls]

- That... was awesome.
- I know.

- Where to next?

- Oh! No!

For you, looks like back
to square one brother.

- Oh! Someone blew up again?
- Whatever, it's just a game.

- No it's not.

Mr. Hall has a mission for you.

- Ah! Stan do you ever just
walk in and say "hi"?

- Or maybe there will be time
for chitchat after you save

the world. We have discovered
where Helix claims to build

his mutant army of
half-men, half-animals.

- That sounds like fun.
- Probably not. You would need

to go there, destroy the device
that he uses to create this army

and of course retrieve
those diamonds that you fail
to secure the first time.

- I'll go and risk my life but
you got to stay and watch Jason.

- Sounds like fun.
- Probably not.

- And you won't be
going alone;

Mr. Hall is sending a field
expert to assist you.

- Who?

- I'm glad we're working
together again.

- Well, I'm glad I'm not
carrying any cash.

aron]:
Stay behind me.

- Something is not right.
Where is everybody?

- Is that your expertise?
Pointing at the obvious!

- Some people need the obvious
pointed out to them.

- I don't know why you're here
because I don't need you.

- Oh! Then you know how
to remember gene splicer

from its radioactive power
source without having
your face melt off.

I don't think the girls
at your school would like that.

- Stay close.

[Growl]

- [Jason]: Can I have
some friends over?

- [Stan]: As I recall Charlie
said, "No friends over."

- Stan, here's
the deal, okay?

If I don't have friends over
on a Saturday night,

I'm a loser.

And losers in high school
become losers in life

which means I'll be alone, bald,

and living with strangers by the
time I'm... how old do you say?

- 33.
- 33. Do you want
that to be my future, Stan?

- No, no one deserves that fate.

[Conversations
and loud music]

- Excuse...

- Don't worry. Yeah...

- Feeling less like
Aaron Stone, I'm more
like somebody's next meal.

- Cat hair.

Not the kind that goes meow.

There's the gene's visor.

- Let's go!
Make it quick.

[Mechanism vibrating]

I'd like to get out of here
before some owner...

some thing gets back.

[Growl]

- Got it!
[Growl]

- Did you hear that?
- My heart just skipped a beat
because of you!

[Growl]

- You know, you might want
to be nicer to me:

I'm the one
with the weapon.

[Growl]

[Growl]

[Music and laughter]

- Okay... Woo!

I saved your life.

[Knocks at the door]
Mm?

- Stan! What's
with the noise?

- I have lost
complete control.

You cannot
tell Charlie.

- Don't worry, what happens at
Charlie's stays at Charlie's.

Now, which
table is hot?

Mama needs a new sub party
called bazooka blast. Hi guys!

[Growl]

[Growl]

- [Dr. Martin]: Sounds like
someone's calling him.

[Panting]

- Good.
Let's get out of here.

Wait, hold on.

We're not leaving
that thing behind.

- Don't! If you blast
that thing, the fur boy is going
to know we're here.

- That's a chance
I have to take.

Let's go.

- Ah!
[Growl]

[Growl]

- Aaaah!

Go-go-go!

- Ah! Do not hit on that 16!

- What? Why not?

- There are 12 cards left,


you are certain to go over
the allotted number.

- You heard my babysitter,
I'm staying.

Winner! Yes!

Woah! Not so fast, Stan. Looks
like Lady Luck shaved your head.

- Go-go-go!
[Growl]

[Growl]

- Thanks.

[Growl]

- Behind you!

- Thanks again.
Let's get out of here.

You were good down there.

I'm sorry that I misjudged you.

- Takes time to warm up to me.

You're not going to let me be a
bad girl all by myself, are you?

[Birds singing]

- Thanks to you two we've set
Helix back. Good work.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, sir.

There's one
more thing.

Dr. Martin isn't really
who you think she is, sir.

I'm sorry,
I'm just doing my job.

She's stealing
from you, sir.

First she took money, today
she took a handful of diamonds.

she offered
me some as well.

I'm sorry
I didn't say anything sooner.

I just wanted to make sure.

- Dr. Martin,

you've been a trusted employee
for a very long time.

Another job well done.
- Thank you, sir.

Sorry. I'm just doing my job.

- Wait! What just
happened here?

- It was a test and you passed.
- A test?

- After you rescued Dr. Martin,
I had her keep half the money
hoping you'd tell me

but you didn't. So then
the diamonds became

another opportunity for you
to prove your loyalty to me.

- Mr. Hall, I've been doing
everything that you've asked!

I've been kicking
major butt out there!

- I never doubted your physical
ability but I had to know

whether or not
I could trust you.

Aaron, we have so many more
challenges ahead of us.

The faith of the world rests
in our hands, your hands;

I had to be
sure about you.

- Well, I'm glad
you feel better

because now I trust you...
a little bit less.

Here's your diamonds!

[Music]
- Hit, hit Stan, hit Stan hit!

- You did it again, Stan! That's
it! Trip to Vegas! You're
driving!

- What are you... what are you
people doing in my house?

Get out! Get out!

- Hope you had a ball.

- Your brother throws some great
party. See ya!

- Stan, you let him
throw a party?

Jason,

your Mom is going to flip
when she finds out.

I trusted you, man.
- Trust me? What about me
trusting you?

Where were you?

- I was out...
all right?

- If you tell Mom that I had
this little get-together,

I'll tell her you passed
me off to Emma

and then you left me with Stan.
Stan's kind of creepy.

That's not me talking, that's
just a couple kids at the party.

- Oh...
- Good night, gentlemen.

Oh, and... clean this mess up.

Hate for Mom to get mad.

- He just got out of this,
didn't he?
- Pretzel?

- No.