01x05 - Yo, h*, Who?/A Boy's Game

[bunniefuu]

Where nobody knows.

Ain't no burger stand, ain't no just go

back on the islands where

nobody goes.

Drawn by the right honourable gentleman

Joshua Albanquote Team Lose father.

Lose father's father's father's father's

father. He founded the island. He didn't

found it, he crashed into it.

Shipwrecked. Yes, a great man,

but not a great navigator.

After a time, this became their entire

universe and ours. Till you came

along. What's this? Ah,

we call that the Barnacle. What's with

the flag? It's said to be the home of the

pirates. Pirates.

It's where they ended up after they drove

the good ship Betty Ann onto the rocks.

Come on. The only pirates are in

Pittsburgh. It was hundreds of years ago,

and nobody's been known ever so long.

What were the sharks? And also, I don't

know if they're still there. All click

says they're still there. Oh creeks,

there's a lot of things. He snores loud

too. Respect your elders

and stay out of trouble. I'm going to

work on my monument to the great man.

Get off of there. What you made of

relatively hard, naturally formed mass of

mineral and petrified manner. Probably

volcanic in origin. Rock and

sand, rocks, sand, and

maybe pirates. Let's go find out.

Yo h* h* regular Philly bum bum. Yo

h* h* Ren a Philly bum bum. Yo

h* h* h*.

h* h*.

Yes, scurvy dogs.

Aim Sue Hungry

could eat a rock. The best thing, the

only thing to quench a terrible hunger

such as this is turtle soup.

It's right. It is the base. Come on.

If we could just have one last bowl of

turtle.

What is a rock?

One last

building, acre day in peace on this

miserable island.

Getting a boat? Roll over there and check

it out. Piece of cake.

Hey. Hey, Lou. Coming with?

No, Her Royal Highness is not coming

with. As you say, Her Royal Highness is

busy sitting on her throne all day. It's

what princesses do. You and those guys in

tollbooths. Except they're useful. Come

on. We're going to find pirate treasure.

I got treasure. Look at my crown. Maybe

on some planet where weeds and sticks or

something. We're going to battle pirates,

rescue maidens and dig up the treasure.

Treasure, of course. Gold,

jewels, and probably a real

crown. Let's go.

We need to do something about inter

island transportation here.

I see the Barnacle. Watch

it. Hey, watch what

you're doing. You better be treasure. My

hair's getting wet.

OK.

Where's the treasure?

Right, there we go, A cut. You'll

pick me. For the

last time, lead, stop chewing on me

wooden leg. Now look what you've done. Me

wooden leg needs a wooden leg. Maybe it's

time we did the next best thing. Maybe

it's time we check the treasure.

What are you daft? The chicken of the

treasure is not a thing to be done on the

spin of the moment by embassies like

yourself. I don't know, guys.

It's not all that hard. Check it out.

Well, yes, I mean, I'm looking at the

treasure right now. And it looks to be

OK, still hanging up there on the tree

like any good old coconut wood. You can't

be looking at the coconut. I can't. No,

the coconut can only be found by

following the map. Oh, and who has the

map? You have the map, have the map. And

if it's looking at the coconut we be

doing, blame fields will be used.

Blindfolds. None of you lot knowing the

whereabouts of the coconut. No, Oh

no. Put them on lids.

I

don't see any treasure. You got to look

for it, Princess. There's no reason to

think treasure is just going to come

walking over the hill. It just wouldn't

make any sense.

Chairs, Chairs.

How is it noise?Anybody there could have

been Smiley Jake come back

for his dude.

Six could have been anybody. Why don't we

take off these blindfolds and have a look?

There'll be no breach in the security and

no removing a blame fields on May Watch

and quit staring at me leg and quit

staring at my leg too. I really could do

with a spot more of that turtle soup. It

was a rock. No matter it

was delicious.

Just follow me, the artist, and soon

we'll be a wallowing in sweet, sweet

treasure. Treasure.

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right reverse 12 baby steps.

Lift one up on your left foot,

knock your head on the ground, do a big

flip and crawl.

Beard like returning voice to reason.

Two off the pork bowl.

A here something

funny funny and I

smell something too.

Something 4 legged? Something oddly,

strangely familiar. Smells

like turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle.

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

Give me my turtle. No, it's mine.

Mine, mine, mine. I'll give you my

treasure exchange. Treasure.

Got it. The treasure is

made.

A.

Mine, mine, it's mine.

That turtle is royal property Buster.

The child must be stopped.

That tickles.

Fools. They've got them to lean the

treasure. Come on, let's go, you big

stupid pirate.

And the boat boots. He's

got a boot, we'll bond him in.

Bought her.

I've got her.

You want it, you got it.

Here.

Stop your thieves.

Get the boot.

Good job Lens, really like

Kings. I

can't believe this is happening. I had

him, and then I lost him. My beautiful

Lancelot, my faithful friend and

companion. I won my

only I've got an

idea.

It's easy now, we wouldn't want to over

season such a plump tasty

morsel would weigh no

big breast or

Faye.

Hang on, Lancelot.

On hand, that turtle.

But it's a lot,

boy, it's a lot.

Yeah.

Leaves a lot. Oh, my Lancelot. You're

here. You're OK. I worried about you. I

missed you. My little turtle. Little

Wubby dummy.

You're in big trouble. Go, go,

go. Come back. Get away from me, leg.

Oh, don't take it to heart. Our

treasure stays with us. Our

coconut.

Internal soup remains only a dream.

Come on out, boy.

You gotta throw the marker when it's your

turn. Pay attention.

k*ll Manta Sir Polina or phone

nest tree frog from the family Raga

faridia. Well, this is Habis Kachina

buddy, and it's your turn.

Wow, largest.

Tariq D Karn Bill

Good try, Nature boy. You want to win?

You got to focus. What's this

hopscotch? Watch and learn.

All you got to do is stop that. You know

I'd love to if it weren't for this pesky

broken leg. Broken leg. Yeah, it

comes and goes. Carry on, peasants. Play

amongst yourselves. All right? Uh.

You're up. Uh,

these guys are hopeless. I wish I brought

my pocket player video game action guy

versus the Aquinator. The Evil League

throws ambush after ambush, but action

guys too tough. He uses the elbow of

destruction, a game of

games, action, adventure, and best of

all?Only three action

guy arrows left. If I could just stop the

giant tidal wave, I'll score

3,000,000 points, destroy the

league and save all the baby whales.

Yes, I did it. Who's the girl? Who's the

girl?

You OK? Sounds like you got some kind of

garage band in there.

He, now the odd player,

won. Cool.

You drop them, I catch. Piece of cake.

Yes, two points. Two points,

baby.

It just beat me. OK,

next game I'll just hey,

it beat me again. This isn't a game.

This is punishment, Allie. My broken

leg. Oh

Mike, give a poor Princess a piggyback

ride. If you think your leg is painful,

you ought to try Ogg's new game for

me.

How pretty did I win?

Who's the loser now? Dumb game. Well,

they're easy on the leg. Oh yeah,

I'm going to the doctor's and get me a

cast. Think you can beat

it? I just want to see if it still works.

You've created a monster, man and

technology. When will they learn?

It's my thumbs, no?

Like gifted bombs? No, I

was so close to falling

317 feet onto a pile of very

sharp rocks.

Oh,

quiet.

Almost got him. I certainly did. Missed

him by a hair. Had him right in my game.

Dad the game.

Dear boy must

play.

You like k*lled yet? Depends. Let's go.

Women, you'll be a sandcastle with a Moat

and a tower. Oh, and a Rose Garden

where I can wonder as I contemplate the

wonders of my royal Princess Ness. Have

you always lived in an alternate reality

as a Princess? I really should have a

castle. A real 1. Build me a

castle.

I think that would be a no. Hey

Auggie, Earth to Aug, Earth

to Ogg. Come in

Ogg.

This

is duller than a box of rocks.

I'm out of here. Yeah, See if I invite

you to my castle warming party.

Hey, Alfred, Nice umbrellas. You a

collector? Just a little battening down

of the old hatches. Preparation for the

occasional monsoon. What's a monsoon?

Oh, a fancy word for rain.

I'm soaked. Maybe we should go get Ogg.

Why where, Mr. Dear boy? There's his

body. Good luck finding his

mind. Oh my.

Come along or my boy will catch all death

out in this beastly weather. I

say I'm not on earth. Are you doing

disintegrating like a canto longer

right here.

Haven't seen this much water since a

hydrant broke on E 52nd. We're going to

be OK of course, as

long as the water level stays below the

window level. And if it does it, the

house floods and we are washed away to a

rather unsavoury end I'm afraid.

This rain keeps up. I need something to

pump water out of this house. Oh, a

pump. What a simply marvelous idea. Do

make one listen to your mother, son.

Look here. I, the royal personage,

demand you stop playing at preposterous

game and make me a hair dryer at once.

OK, make a pump. Make a pump. For

everyone's sake, save the most important

thing on this island.

Hey, uh, look who just happened to float

by. He won't put down that

stupid game and help you. Animals have

got to talk some sense in him, right

guys?OK, OK, I

know I'm talking to animals like they

could understand, but they have some kind

of weird influence over him.

Can't you do anything?

Good show.

Stop him.

Get down there and build us a pump, or

haven't you noticed it's a little dead

this evening? If you don't make us that

pump, we're all going to have to grow

gills. What could be more important than

helping your energy to replenish light

juice? Avoid cancers like death rates.

I almost have.

Just put down the game for a minute and

build us a pump.

Concentrate.

I did it. I did it. Finally I won. I

can't believe I won. I won the game.

I'll come. We need a pump.

Great idea.

Well done, all good

man Hurray. I'm saved.

Oh, what a frightfully lovely

day. Billowing clouds, blue skies and

not a drop of rain inside.

Hang on, you was cool. I'll get you yet.

Where's my bow and arrow suction cups

away. Well,

argh, you did it again. Without your

gizmo, we'd have been swimming with the

fishes. Oh, you're a

real action guy. You're cooler than the

elbow of destruction. As Princess of this

island, I will present you with the Royal

Order of the Broken Clamshell as soon

as I run across a broken clamshell. Now,

about my castle.

Come to Papa, little wombat.

Brat, nice rats.

Stay right there. Don't move. I'm going

to get a ladder.

Ain't no

leprechaun, ain't no mortgage. Ain't no

hair salon, ain't no shaving, ain't no

ice cream cones, ain't no people phones

ain't no silicones, ain't no Parmesan,

ain't no kidney stones, Ain't no

microphones, ain't no. Ain't no carry on

on the island when everybody

goes.

For the last time, Lynn, stop chewing on

me. Wooden lick.