01x05 - Big Bold Lion

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animal stories

the story of big bold lion

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there was an old lion whose problem was

such

that no hair on his head made it smooth

to the touch he tried to be king in the

jungle so vast

but the animals snickered whenever he

passed

it wasn't his fault his dome was so bare

oh

what it to do for the sake of no hair

the monkey he chortled he hadn't a care

hoots of derision would fill up the air

and that wasn't all there were smirks

and guffaws

the worst was to come with a cackling

macaws

the hippo was gurgling the zebra did

laughs

my face it is hurting said a hooting

giraffe

oh flip said the lion if this problem's

too big

i'll go to the store and buy a new wig

i'll stop all this mocking whenever i

pass

i'll come back all noble

a lion with class

early next morning he sneaked in a shop

that catered for heads with

nothing on top a good day

said the snake with curly blue hair this

is my store

and wigs are my where my wigs are the

best

check every shelf you wouldn't believe

it

but i wear while myself

the lion said never i'm

very impressed pass me that road

then i'll try on the rest

that's what he did

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it said lion who woke up the snake who'd

fallen asleep while taking a break

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the snake took his money and sniffed off

the tank

and wrapped it in a brown paper bag

back from the shops he stood tall and

proud

with something quite hairy which pulled

in a crowd

but he'd made a mistake on top of his

head

was a tiny small rodent that seemed to

be

dead oh dear oh

my he looked even worse the elephant

whooped

till he needed a nurse a crocodile

smirked

the snake's all feared the micelle

chorus

he looks so weird the lion looked cross

enough was enough he pulled off his wig

and stormed off in a huff

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he called dr boo witch doctor to kings

to sort out his problem and other such

things

which doctors you see are old and wise

they have smelly feet and eat spiders

grabbed the lion

and had a good look he scratched his

head

and looked in a book he thumbed a few

pages

then banged the book down the answer

he said is where a gold crown

the lion jumped up and said that's it

i really have been a bit of a twit

i'll rule like a king it's my job after

all

i'll wear a gold crown and stand up

quite tall

so now the old man is kingly and proud

he wears a gold crown and waves at the

crowd

so don't ever mention his baldness on

top

because if you do you'll

get the chopper