05x06 - Playing a Trick on the Captain

[bunniefuu]

[theme music] It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Dancing with their friends.

It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap, and
sing, and dance along too.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[clamouring]

Hello.

Here we go.

It's "The Wiggle Show."

Everybody, look who's
here-- it's Wags the Dog.

Let's all say woof to Wags.

Woof, wags.

[bark]

Everyone, Wags the
Dog has the best laugh.

All you have to do
is tell him a joke,

and he laughs the best way.

Let's tell him a joke
and see the laugh.

Wags, I've got a joke for you.

What's green and
wiggles in your soup?

Elvis Parsley.

[barking laughter]

Very funny, Anthony.

Thanks very much, Wags.

Well, everybody, right now, it's
time to wave to Wags the Dog.

Woof woof.

[barking]

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] Well, he's
big with lots of fur,

he's got a great big bark
that you might have heard.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

He wags his tail,
he kicks his legs.

Yes, he loves that bacon,
and he loves those eggs.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

Why don't you
scratch a bit, Wags?

[scratching] Bark a bit, Wags.

[barking] Dance around, Wags,
like we know that you can do.

He loves to dig,
he loves to run.

He sometimes sleeps
in the midday sun.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

Hey, everybody, how about a big
clap for Wags, the Dancing Dog?

[applause] Oh, that's
great dancing there, Wags.

Cool.

Why don't you
scratch a bit, Wags?

[scratching] Bark a bit, Wags.

[barking] Dance around, Wags,
like we know that you can do.

Oh, yeah.

Well, he's big with lots of fur.

He's got a great big bark
that you might have heard.

Hey, everybody, wave
to Wags, wave to Wags.

Hey, everybody, wave
to Wags, wave to Wags.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

Everybody, it's a
really happy day today.

It's Captain
Feathersword's birthday.

And on behalf of
all the Wiggles,

we'd like to wish Captain
Feathersword a happy birthday.

Right now, it's time
to get on board the SS

Feathersword, where
his pirate crew are

playing a trick on the Captain.

[THE WIGGLES, "SAILING AROUND
THE WORLD"] Come on now,

come along with me.

We're taking a trip
on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Come on now, come along with me.

Oh, we're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world

on the Good Ship Feathersword.

Woo hoo!

Oh.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Today is my birthday, but
it seems my wonderful crew

have forgotten all about it.

I mean, I've left enough
big, beautiful birthday signs

around to remind them, but--

well, nobody's wished me
happy birthday. [SADLY] Arr.

[knock on door]

Oh, come in.

Captain, we've just come
to tell you we're finished

hoisting the main sail.

You look sad,
Captain Feathersword.

Is something the matter?

Oh, no.

It's nothing.

Do you know what
special day today is?

ALL: Um.

It's Tuesday, isn't it?

Uh.

Yes.

Oh, well, never mind.

[chuckle] [quiet sobbing]

Captain, we've finished
mopping the deck.

Oh.

You don't look too happy,
Captain Feathersword,

and that's just not
like the happy-go-lucky,

ever-so-happy-chappy you are.

So, arr-- why so glum?

Oh, grr-- it's
nothing, really.

Do you know what
special day today is?

Um, Tuesday?

Uh, sheep-shearing day?

Washing day?

Oh, dancing day?

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Never mind.

Never mind.

[quiet sobbing]

[upbeat music]

Oh, dear.

Nobody's remembered my birthday.

How depressing, gerg.

I think I'll head up to the deck
and get some fresh air to see

if that makes me feel better.

Oh.

Hey, me little mateys.

[clicking] Do you
reckon that Captain

Feathersword knows about
the birthday surprise

party we're having for him?

No, he still thinks we've
forgotten his birthday.

ALL: We're playing a
trick on the Captain.

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] We're playing
a trick on the Captain,

he thinks we've
forgotten his birthday.

We're playing a
trick on the Captain,

he thinks we've
forgotten his birthday.

We're playing a
trick on the Captain,

we're hiding the streamers away.

We're playing a
trick on the Captain,

he thinks we've
forgotten his birthday.

We're playing a
trick on the Captain,

don't give the trick away.

Now, Dave, have you
decorated the galley?

Oh, yes, Lucia.

I've hung balloons
from the ceiling

and put streamers everywhere.

Is the birthday
cake ready, Alfonso?

Oh, Lucia.

[non-english speech]

Well, everyone's
wrapped the presents.

We're all ready for the party.

Very good.

Now here's the problem I see.

Hmm!

How are we going to get
Captain Feathersword

to come to the party without
ruining the surprise?

Hm.

Oh, I know-- here's my plan.

[whispering]

I'll go and get the Captain.

Yowzas.

Captain Feathersword,
ella, ella.

Come quickly.

We need you.

Ella.

What do you need me?

Can't you look after
any left terriers?

No.

Only you can make things right.

Oh.

All right then, me hearty.

Hurry, Captain.

It's urgent.

You go first.

All right then.

Ooh.

[laugh]

Arr.

Whoa, dear, it's dark in here.

Gerg.

[ding]

ALL: Surprise and
happy birthday!

[laughs] Oh, h*
h*, me hearties.

This is the best surprise
party I've ever had.

Arr!

[cheering, applause]

I've got it all!

[music playing]

[SINGING] Have a
happy birthday, Captain.

Have a happy birthday, Captain.

Have a happy birthday, Captain.

We didn't forget.

We didn't forget.

It's your birthday today.

I cooked your favorite
chocolate cake.

I put it in the oven,
I watched it bake.

I cooked your favorite
chocolate cake.

We didn't forget.

We didn't forget.

It's your birthday today.

I hid all the presents away.

Aha!

I kept them a secret till today.

He hid all the presents away.

We didn't forget.

We didn't forget.

It's your birthday today.

I pinned the
streamers on the wall.

Hey!

I blew up the balloons
and hung them all.

He pinned the
streamers on the walls.

We didn't forget.

We didn't forget.

It's your birthday today.

Oh, it's the happiest
birthday I ever had.

Arr.

I'm so jolly and so very glad.

It's the happiest
birthday I've ever had.

We didn't forget.

We didn't forget.

It's your birthday today.

Have a happy birthday, Captain.

Have a happy birthday, Captain.

Have a happy birthday, Captain.

We didn't forget.

We didn't forget.

It's your birthday today.

Oh, this is the best
birthday I've ever had.

Arr!

[playing keyboard]

[wordless singing]

[howl] The dingo is
Australia's native dog.

They're a wild animal, so you
couldn't have them as a pet.

Dingoes love to howl.

[howl]

Hi, everyone.

I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur, and
welcome to Dorothy's Dancing

Alphabet.

[upbeat music]
Dorothy, Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Hey!

Here's Anthony with
another exciting letter.

Thanks, Dorothy.

Everybody, this is the letter
F. And F is for Feathersword.

And to help us with
the Feathersword Dance,

here's Captain.

Oh, ahoy there, me hearties.

Here comes a wonderful
Feathersword Dance.

Everybody, join in if you like.

Here we go.

[music playing]

I love the Feathersword Dance.

Everybody, I'm
running because it's

time for the Wiggly Concert.

Lights, camera, action.

Woo!

Let's all get ready
to go, go, go.

Go.
Go.

Go.

Go, go, go go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Everybody, let's go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Everybody, let's go.

Captain.

Captain Feathersword's
joined the show.

He loves to pirate dance.

So let's get together
with everyone and go.

Go.
Go.

Go.
Go.

Go, go, go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Everybody, let's go.

Wow!

It's great to be
here, me hearties.

But you know who else is here?

It's Wags and Henry.

Ahoy there.

- Hi, everybody.
- [bark]

We'd love you to clap
with us, everybody.

[SINGING] Dorothy and
Wags has joined us too.

Clap along.

With Henry in his
eight-legged pants.

So let's get together
with everyone and go.

Go.
Go.

Go.
Go.

Go, go, go.

Go.
Go.

Go.
Go.

Go.
Go, go, go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles.

Everybody, let's--
everybody, let's--

everybody, let's go.

Go.
Go.

Go.
Go.

Go, go, go.

Go!

Go!

Tick tock, tick
tock, tick tock.

Ding.

Everybody, it's time
for Wiggly Animation.

[THE WIGGLES, "HENRY'S
UNDERWATER BIG BAND"]

[SINGING] Every
night under the sea,

the friendly octopus Henry leads
his underwater animal big band.

Now, Jellyfish,
you play the drums.

Walruses, you can hum.

Electric eel, why don't
you play your guitar?

So clap your hands
with Henry, turn

around and shout yippee,
'cause his underwater band

is now ready.

Everybody, shout, hip hip
hooray, when Henry's big band

begins to play.

Now, Dolphins, play
the trumpet loud,

you're sure to bring a crowd.

Seahorse, you can
play the glockenspiel.

The tortoise shell
is tympani, it's

lots of fun for you and me.

Henry's underwater
animal big band,

so clap your hands with Henry,
turn around and shout yippee,

'cause the underwater
band is now ready.

Everybody, shout, hip hip
hooray, when Henry's big band

begins to play.

They're about to play.

They're about to play.

Let's get ready, everybody.

Let's go!

Ooh, nice playing, dolphins.

Ooh, that's very good.

Seahorses, very good.

Good.

Nice work, jellyfish.

Very nice work.

Beautiful guitar, electric eel.

Beautiful guitar.

Good.

I'm having a wonderful time.

[SINGING] Everybody,
shout, hip hip hooray,

when Henry's big band begins
to, big band begins to,

big band begins to play.

Oh, thank you, band.

Thank you.

[tapping sticks]

[SINGING] Little brown ants.

Little brown ants.

Working so hard.

Working so hard.

Making your nest.

Making your nest.

In my backyard.

In my backyard.

You got two antennae.

Two antennae.

On your little brown head.

On your little brown head.

How many legs you got?

How many legs you got?

I got a one, two, three,
four, five, six legs.

Little brown ants.

Little brown ants.

Working so hard.

Working so hard.

Making your nest.

Making your nest.

In my backyard.

In my backyard.

You got two antennae.

Two antennae.

On your little brown head.

On your little brown head.

How many legs you got?

How many legs you got?

I got one, two, three,
four, five, six legs.

Yeah.

[the wiggles, "do the owl"]

[hooting]

[SINGING] Do the owl.

[hooting]

Do the owl.

The owl is a type of bird,
found all around the world.

Use your hands and
make big owl eyes.

We're going to do the owl.

[hooting]

Do the owl.

[hooting]

Do the owl.

They come out by the
light of the moon, that's

when they find their food.

So spread your silent wings,
we're going to do the owl.

[hooting]

They live in a cave
or a tree, they use

their great big eyes to see.

Flying from tree to tree,
we're going to do the owl.

[hooting]

Do the owl.

[hooting]

Do the owl.

[hooting]

Do the owl.

[hooting]

Do the owl.

We hope you all
enjoyed the show.

Now it's time for us to go.

Bye bye.