05x09 - Amazing Alpaca

[bunniefuu]

[theme music] It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Dancing with their friends.

It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap, and
sing, and dance along too.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[clamouring]

Hello.

Here we go.

It's "The Wiggles Show."

Hey, everybody.

All the Wiggles are here except
one very important person.

That's right.

Where's Jeff?

He's not here.

We can't find him anywhere.

Can you help us find Jeff?

Let's go to the Wiggly
Concert and see if we

can find our sleepy friend.

Where's Jeff?

[the wiggles, "where's jeff"]
Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping outside?

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for a ride?

Where's Jeff?

Is he in the countryside?

Lookee, lookee, lookee, lookee.

Wy yi yi yi.

Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping inside?

Where's Jeff?

Is he still on his ride?

Where's Jeff?

You know he's nowhere in sight.

Lookee, lookee, lookee, lookee.

Wy yi yi yi.

Oh, lookee, lookee here,
lookee, lookee there.

Lookee, lookee, lookee,
lookee, lookee everywhere.

Hey.

Lookee, lookee here,
lookee, lookee there.

Lookee, lookee, lookee, lookee.

Wy, yi yi yi.

Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping outside?

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for a ride?

Where's Jeff?

Is he in the countryside?

Lookee, lookee, lookee, lookee.

Wy yi yi yi.

Oh, lookee, lookee here,
lookee, lookee there.

Lookee, lookee, lookee,
lookee, lookee everywhere.

Hey.

Lookee, lookee here,
lookee, lookee there.

Lookee, lookee, lookee, lookee.

Wy yi yi yi.

Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping outside?

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for a ride?

Where's Jeff?

Is he in the countryside?

Lookee, lookee, lookee, lookee.

Wy yi yi yi.

Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping inside?

Where's Jeff?

Is he still on his ride?

Where's Jeff?

You know he's nowhere in sight.

Where's Jeff?

Where are you, Jeff?

Can anyone see Jeff?

Where's Jeff?

Where are you, Jeff?

Hey, Jeff, where are you?

Which way?

Hey.

Is that his voice?

That's Jeff.

It's Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

It's Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

It's Jeff.

[bubbling] [whistle] Hey, let's
visit Captain Feathersword

and his friendly pirate crew.

They've got a
special guest today--

Beccy Bluegrass.

Let's tune in.

[cranking] [whistle]

Oh, ahoy there, me hearties.

Ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Oh, my friendly pirate
crew don't seem to be

their normal, happy selves.

Why the glum faces?

Captain, mate, we've got
no [bell clanging] Music.

No [bell clanging] music?

Why not?

Ha, mate, mate,
mate, mate, mate--

our radio, it's broken.

Oh, the Pirate Radio's broken.

How did that happen?

A wave came over
the SS Feathersword

and soaked the radio.

Now it won't work.

And it can't be fixed?

I tried to fix it, Captain.

Alas, it is no good.

It will need a lot of new parts
which we don't have right now.

Oh, dear.

Oh, maybe my Magic
Pirate Buttons

can be our own version
of the Pirate Radio.

ALL: Captain's Magic Buttons!

Now, what is it you'd like to
hear first on the Pirate Radio,

me hearties?

I miss the opera, Captain.

The beautiful, sweet
sounds of opera.

Oh, well then, we'll just
push this button here, and--

and now, we'll hear from
the wonderful sounds

of Paolo Pianoforte.

Oh, Paolo Pianoforte--

I'm such a fan.

[OPERATIC VOICE] I am
singing lovely opera.

I am singing lovely opera.

I am singing lovely opera.

Lovely, lovely,
lovely, lovely o--

pe-- ra!

[applause]

Bravo, bravo, Captain.

That was truly, truly moving.

Oh, my pleasure, Dave.

Now, what else would you like
to hear on the Pirate Radio?

Hey, Captain
Daddy-O, I want to be

jumping like a cat
on a hot tin roof

with some wailing rockabilly.

You dig?

You dig?

I said, you dig?

Uh-huh.

Huh?

ALL: Huh?

I mean, I need to hear
some good old rock and roll,

Daddy-O.

h* h* h*.

Oh, of course, me hearties.

Well, I'll just push
this button, and--

and now, we'll hear
that hit of the week.

It's a solid hit.

It's a solid gold
number one hit.

It's hot.

It's hotter than hot.

It's hot, hot, hot.

[SINGING] Hot
potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Potato.

Potato, potato, potato.

Uh-huh, yeah!

[applause]

You rock, Captain.

ALL: Uh-huh!

Captain, you and your Magic
Buttons have done so well.

Do you think you could help
play my favorite country

music singer, Beccy Bluegrass?

Oh, I'll see, Caterina.

Oh, the Magic Buttons
aren't working.

Oh, Caterina, I'm sorry, but
after all that rock and roll

singing and opera singing,
I think the Magic Buttons

need a little bit of a rest.

Oh.

Unless we can get Beccy
Bluegrass here to Pirate Park,

I can't give you
your country music.

Captain, is it true you
need help transporting someone

to good old Pirate Park?

Oh, yes, Anthony.

ALL: And Jeff.

We need to get
Beccy Bluegrass here

so that she can sing
some country music

for Caterina and the crew.

Then it's off to the Big
Red Boat to bring back Beccy.

Aroo aroo!

Aroo aroo, Anthony.

ALL: And Jeff.

Wow!

That's amazing.

Anthony--

ALL: And Jeff.

--just appeared
out of nowhere.

And now, they've gone
to get Beccy Bluegrass.

Captain, sorry I was so late.

Sorry it took so long as well.

Captain, there was a hold-up
at Parramatta Point just

near good old Barramundi Beach.

Oh, and here's Beccy.

G'day, everyone.

ALL: G'day, Beccy.

It's lovely to be here.

I hope you'll all
join in on this song.

[playing guitar] Everybody clap.

[clapping] Everybody sing.

[wordless singing]
Bow to your partner.

Then you turn around.

Yippee!

[SINGING] Hands in the
air, rock-a-bye your bear.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Everybody clap.

[clapping] Everybody sing.

[wordless singing]
Bow to your partner.

Then you turn around.

Yippee!

[SINGING] Hands in the
air, rock-a-bye your bear.

Bear's now asleep.

Shh, shh, shh.

Bear's now asleep.

Everybody, Jeff's
fallen asleep.

Are you ready to wake him up?


Thanks for waking
me up, everyone.

Give yourselves a
big clap, Pirate Crew.

You were great.

And so were you.

[applause]

Thanks, Beccy.

Thanks, Captain.

What a great day.

It was even more fun
without our Pirate Radio.

Your Magic Buttons, Anthony--

ALL: And Jeff.

--saved the day.

What would we do without
those Magic Buttons?

[cheers]

[THE WIGGLES, "CAPTAIN'S MAGIC
BUTTONS"] Captain's Magic

Buttons, he's got
half a dozen, lets

him sing in different ways.

Whoa!

Here we go!

Magic Buttons, push
a Magic Button,

let's see how he sings today.

What's going to happen when
you push the first button?

Quack-a-doodle-doo!

What's going to happen when
you push the second button?

[wordless singing]

What's going to happen when
you push the third button?

[wailing]

What's going to happen when
you push the fourth button?

Whoa!

Let's hopscotch!

Captain's Magic Buttons,
he's got half a dozen,

lets him sing in different ways.

Magic Buttons, push
a Magic Button,

let's see how he sings today.

What's going to happen when
you push the first button?

Quack-a-doodle-doo!

What's going to happen when
you push the second button?

[wordless singing]

What's going to happen when
you push the third button?

[wailing]

What's going to happen when
you push the fourth button?

Oh, I love hopscotch!

Captain's Magic Buttons,
he's got half a dozen,

lets him sing in different ways.

Magic Buttons, push
a Magic Button,

let's see how he sings today.

What's going to happen when
you push the first button?

Quack-a-doodle-doo!

What's going to happen when
you push the second button?

[wordless singing]

What's going to happen when
you push the third button?

[wailing]

What's going to happen when
you push the fourth button?

Hopscotching!

h* h*, these are the best
Magic Buttons I've ever had.

Hello.

Hoop dee doo, hoop dee dee.

It's off to the Wiggly
Concert for you and me.

Let's go.

[laugh]

Welcome.

Oh, yeah.

It's "Hoop Dee Doo" time.

Hey!

[the wiggles, "hoop dee doo"]
Hoop dee doo, hoop dee doo.

I hear a polka, and my
troubles are through.

Uh-huh-huh.

Hoop dee doo, hoop dee dee.

This kind of music
is like heaven to me.

Hoop dee doo, hoop dee doo.

It's got me higher than a kite.

Higher than a kite.

Hand me down my soup and fish,
I am going to get my wish,

hoop dee doing it tonight.

Woo!

There's a trumpet
blowing, ra-ta-ta-ta-ta.

I get a thrill.

He gets a thrill.

I always do.

He always will.

When there's an old accordion
stretching out a mile,

I always smile.

Sing it, Jeff.

'Cause that's my style.

When they fiddle in the middle,
it really is a riddle how

they play the tune so sweet.

So sweet.

They play the tune so
sweet that I could die.

Oh, lead me to the floor
and hear me yell for more.

Yes, I'm a hoop-dee-doing
kind of guy.

Woo!

Hoop dee doo, hoop dee doo.

Here we go.

[wordless singing] Oh.

Hoop dee doo, hoop dee dee.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Hoop dee doo, hoop dee doo.

Hoop dee doing it tonight.

There's a trumpet
blowing, ra-ta-ta-ta-ta.

I get a thrill.

He gets a thrill.

He always will.

When there's an old accordion
stretching out a mile,

I always smile, 'cause
that's my style.

Here comes Murray.

When they fiddle in the
middle, it really is a riddle

how you play the tune so sweet.

I don't.

They play the tune so
sweet that I could die.

Uh-oh.

Bring me to the floor and
hear me yell for more.

Yes, I'm a hoop dee
doing kind of guy.

Will you dance with us?

We'd love you to.

Hoop dee doo, hoop dee doo.

I hear a polka, and my
troubles are through.

Look at Jeff go.

Hoop dee doo, hoop dee dee.

This kind of music
is like heaven to me.

Wow, heaven.

Hoop dee doo, hoop dee doo.

It's got me higher than a kite.

Higher than a kite.

Hand me down my
soup and fish, I am

going to get my wish, hoop dee
doing it with all of my might.

I'm in polka.

I'm in blue.

When I'm dancing.

What a big room.

Hoop dee doing it,
hoop dee doing it,

hoop dee doing it tonight.

Hoop dee!

Hey, Anthony, what time is?

I don't know, Murray.

What time is it?

It's time for
Wiggly Animation.

You beauty.

[the wiggles, "vegetable soup"]
One zucchini.

One zucchini.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

One zucchini.
One zucchini.

Zucchini.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

Put them in a pot, and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh-huh,
uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh.

Put it in a pot, and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh-huh,
uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh.

What else now?

One big onion.

One big onion.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

One big onion.

One big onion.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

Put them in a pot, and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh-huh.

Oh, yeah, I love tomatoes.

Put it in a pot, and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh-huh,
uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh.

What's next, Greg?

Grab some garlic.

Grab some garlic.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

Grab some garlic.
I like garlic.

Grab some garlic.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

Put them in a pot, and
you've got vegetable soup.

What?

Just one tomato?

Put it in a pot, and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh-huh,
uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh.

Oh, this is fantastic food.

I love this soup.

What about you, Captain?

Oh, it's the best
food I've ever had.

Arr!

Greg, we want more.

We want more.

What else?

One zucchini.

One zucchini.

One tomato too.

One tomato too.

One zucchini.

And we already had that?

How many tomatoes?

Put them in a pot, and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh-huh,
uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh.

Put it in a pot, and
you've got vegetable soup.

Uh-huh-huh,
uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh.

[SOBBING] h* h* h* h*.

Captain, why are you so sad?

Well, I love that vegetable
soup, but what about dessert?

Captain, did you
just say dessert?

Oh, yeah.

Well, have a look at this.

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] One banana.

One banana.

A little bit of guava too.

A little bit of guava too.

Are you happier?

Whoa!

[SINGING] A little
bit of guava too.

A little bit of guava too.

Put them in a bowl, and
you've got fruit salad too.

Whoa!

Dessert time.

[SINGING] Put them in a bowl,
and you've got fruit salad too.

Oh, this is the best
fruit salad I've ever had.

Arr!

Hi, everyone.

I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur, and
welcome to Dorothy's Dancing

Alphabet.

[upbeat music]
Dorothy, Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Hey!

Here's Anthony with
another exciting letter.

Thanks, Dorothy.

Everybody, this is the letter
H. And H is for harmonica.

And to help us with
the Harmonica Dance,

here is Alfonso.

[playing harmonica]

Oh.

[non-english speech]

And now, let's do
the Harmonica Dance.

[playing harmonica]

I love this dance.

Hey, everyone.

I'm doing the Flap.

Let's all do the Flap together.

[the wiggles, "do the flap"]
Here's a dance called the Flap.

Let's do it together.

Here we go.

First you put your hands
up, then you put them down.

You put them up again, and
you shake them all around.

Let's go high.

High.

Let's go low.

Low.

Then guess what?

What?

We're doing the Flap now.

We're doing the F-L-A-P.

We're doing the Flap.

Doing the Flap.

We're doing the Flap now.

Doing the Flap now.

We're doing the Flap.

Doing the Flap.

We're doing the Flap now.

Doing the Flap now.

You put your hands up,
then you put them down.

You put them up again,
and you turn around.

Let's go high.

High.

Let's go low.

Low.

And guess what?

What?

We're doing the Flap.

We're doing the F-L-A-P.

We're doing the Flap.

Doing the Flap.

We're doing the Flap now.

Doing the Flap now.

We're doing the Flap.

Doing the Flap.

We're doing the Flap.

Doing the Flap.

- Dorothy?
- Yes?

Are you flapping over there?

Flapping low.

Well, how about you,
Henry the Octopus?

Are you having a flap too?

Oh, I can't stop flapping.

Captain Feathersword,
are you flapping over?

Oh, I'm flapping, me hearty.

All right, let's all flap.

The Wiggles are in a flap too.

How about you?

[SINGING] F-L-A-P.
We're doing the Flap.

Doing the Flap.

We're doing the Flap now.

Doing the Flap now.

We're doing the Flap.

Doing the Flap.

Doing the Flap.

Doing the Flap.

Let's roll our arms up now,
and then you roll them down.

Rolling to the side, then
roll them all around.

You roll high.

High.

You roll low.

Low.

And guess what?

What?

We're doing the Flap now.

We're doing the F-L-A-P.
We've done the Flap.

Greg, I like going for
a ride in the Big Red Car.

Why is that, Jeff?

Well, I get to sleep on
the seat in the Big Red Car.

Jeff, you sleep anywhere.

Everyone, no matter
where you like to sleep,

or where you like to
go in the Big Red Car,

make sure you buckle
up for safety.

Let's go for a ride
in the Big Red Car.

[the wiggles, "big red car"]
We're going

for a ride in our Big Red Car.

[SINGING] Jump in the
car, and buckle up,

and we can ride
the whole day long.

Jump in the car,
put on my seat belt,

and we can ride
the whole day long.

Ride into town, walk down the
street, get back in the car

and buckle up into my seat.

Yes, that's the way we do it,
riding in our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Jump in the car, and
buckle up, and we

can ride the whole day long.

Jump in the car,
put on my seat belt,

and we can ride
the whole day long.

On holidays, we go down to the
beach, I get back in the car

and buckle up into my seat,
'cause that's the way we do it,

riding in our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.
Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car.

Big Red Car.

Our Big Red Car, Car, Car, Car.

We hope you all
enjoyed the show.

Now it's time for us to go.

Bye bye.