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05x13 - Wiggly Shopping List

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

05x13 - Wiggly Shopping List

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[theme music]

[SINGING] It's The
Wiggles, it's The Wiggles,

dancing with their friends.

It's the Wiggles, it's The
Wiggles, fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap and
sing and dance along too.

Hello.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[slide whistle]

[burble] Hello, here we go.

It's "The Wiggles Show."

[magical boing]

Woof, woof.

G'day Greg.

G'day day, everybody.

G'day Wags.

Everybody, Wags the
Dog loves to bark.

Oh, that's right.

When Wags is barking, it
means he's really happy.

Do you know what?

Wags is happy all
day and all night.

That's right.

Wags barks all
day and all night.

[the wiggles, "wags the dog"]

[SINGING] Oh me, oh my, he
barks all day and night.

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

Here comes Wags, my dog, Wags.

He eats so much that
his tummy drags.

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

He runs around and
digs the ground.

He plays with bones and
he makes this sound.

Oh, me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

I love Wags so much
and I pat his head.

But all night long, I hear him
bark while I'm lying in my bed.

I want to sleep.

I can't sleep.

He'll stop barking if I
give him something to eat.

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh, Wags, please stop barking.

[barking]

I'm trying to get
some sleep here.

Please Wags, stop barking.

Come on.

I love Wags so much
and I pat his head,

but all night long, I hear him
bark while I'm lying in my bed.

[barking]

Here comes Wags, my
dog Wags, he eats

so much that his tummy drags.

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barks]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barks]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

Oh me, oh my, he barks
all day and night.

[barking]

[howling]

Hi, everyone.

I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur, and
welcome to "Dorothy's Dancing

Alphabet."

[SINGING] Dorothy,
Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Here's Anthony with
another exciting letter.

Thanks, Dorothy.

Everybody, here is the
letter L. And L is for lion.

Yes, the king of the jungle.

Let's do a lion dance together.

[music playing]

Rraw!

Rraw!

Rraw!

Rraw!

I love the lion dance.

[music playing]

Rraw!

[music playing]

[SINGING] In the Wiggles'
World, in the Wiggles' World,

you're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' World.

[doorbell rings]

Good day, Wiggles.

Good day, Anthony.

Guys, any chance
you've got some apples?

I feel very hungry.

I need some apples to eat.

No.

No, Anthony, there's
no apples here.

Oh, no.
ALL: Oh, what?

Oh, no.

ALL: Oh, what?

There's no apples
in Wiggle House.

Oh, don't worry, Anthony.

We can get some
more from the shop.

A shop?
Wahoo!

Let's go right now.

[fishing reel clicking]

Oh, wait a moment, my friend.

Come back here.

Not so fast.

We might need some more
things from the shop.

Let's find out.

Murray, is there anything
you need from the shop?

Yes, Greg.

I need some new guitar strings.

Guitar strings.

OK, Murray.

I think I better
write this down.

Yeah, let's start making
a Wiggly shopping list.

A list?

A list?

Great idea, so
nothing can be missed.

Exactly, Anthony.

That's it.

You've hit it right on
the head, my friend.

Now, Jeff, is there anything
you need from the shop?

Oh, no.
BOTH: Oh, what?

Oh, no.
BOTH: Oh, what?

Oh, no.

BOTH: What?

Jeff's fallen
asleep and we need

to finish the shopping list.

Everyone, can you
help us wake Jeff up?

When I count to three, let's
all say "Wake up, Jeff."

Are you ready?


[alarm bells ring]

ALL: Wake up, Jeff.

[burble] Hey, thanks for
waking me up, everyone.

Jeff, my sleepy friend, we're
making up a shopping list.

Is there anything you
need from the shop?

Oh, yes, please, Greg.

I do need two new
pillows for my chair

so that I can sleep
even more peacefully.

Excellent, Jeff.

Two new pillows for
my sleepy friend.

Excellent.

All right.

Well, everybody, now we have
our Wiggly shopping list,

let's check it to make sure
we've got everything we need.

First of all, we need
four crunchy apples.

ALL: Four crunchy apples.

Six guitar strings.

ALL: Six guitar strings.

And finally, two
pillows for Jeffrey.

Two pillows.

For Jeffrey.

That's great.

OK, Wiggles, what we need now
is two shopping bags to carry

our Wiggly shopping in.

Two shopping bags, no worries.

All right, Wiggles.

Then let's go to the shops
with our Wiggly shopping bags

and our Wiggly shopping list.

ALL: Beauty, mate.

[music playing]

Ruff!

G'day, Wiggles.

ALL: G'day, Wags.

Ruff!

Ruff!

How can I help you, Wiggles?

I say, I say,
Wags, how's business?

Is it rough?

[rimshot]

Ruff!

Ruff!

Very funny, Anthony.

Hey, Wags, I can guess
who your favorite band is.

The Rolling Bones.

[rimshot]

Ruff!
Tee-hee.

Ruff!

That's funny, Murray.

I say, I say, Wags,
at Christmas time,

we can wish you
a Merry Christmas

and a "hoppy" New Year.

[rimshot]
- Ruff!

Hee-hee!

Ruff!

That's funny, Jeff.

Hey, Wiggles, those
jokes are great.

But you know what?

We'd better get
back to shopping.

OK, Wags, my
fine, furry friend,

we've brought our
shopping list with us,

and hopefully, you'll be able
to help us out with these things

we need.

First of all, we need
four crunchy apples.

ALL: Four crunchy apples.

Woof.

Four crunchy apples.

Six guitar strings.

ALL: Six guitar strings.

Six guitar strings.

And finally, we need
two pillows for Jeffrey.

ALL: Two pillows.

For Jeffrey.

He likes to sleep.

Woof, woof!

Two pillows for Jeff.

Wow, thanks, Wags.

Now, how much do we owe
you for all of this?

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Five Wiggly coins, please, Greg.

Certainly, Wags.

Let's count them out.


Thanks, Wagsy.

Thanks very much, Wags.

Ruff!

[laughs] Ruff!

[laughs] Very funny, Anthony.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Hevenu
shalom aleichem.

Hevenu shalom aleichem.

Hevenu shalom aleichem.

Hevenu shalom shalom
shalom aleichem.

Hevenu shalom aleichem.

Hevenu shalom aleichem.

Hevenu shalom aleichem.

Hevenu shalom shalom
shalom aleichem.

Shalom shalom shalom aleichem.

Shalom shalom shalom aleichem.

Shalom shalom shalom aleichem.

Shalom hevenu shalom
hevenu shalom aleichem.

[music playing]

In Australia, they call
baby kangaroos joeys.

Now here's a song about five
little joeys jumping on a bed.

One fell off and
bumped its head.

They called up the doctor,
and the doctor said, no more

joeys jumping on the bed.

[whistle]

[THE WIGGLES, "FIVE LITTLE
JOEYS"]

[SINGING] Five little
joeys jumping on the bed.

One fell off and
bumped its head.

We called up the doctor,
the doctor said, no more

joeys jumping on the bed.

Four little joeys
jumping on the bed.

One fell off and
bumped her head.

Called up the doctor,
the doctor said, no more

joeys jumping on the bed.

Three little joeys
jumping on the bed.

One fell off and
bumped his head.

We called up the doctor,
the doctor said, no more

joeys jumping on the bed.

Two little joeys
jumping on the bed.

One fell off and
bumped its head.

We called up the doctor,
the doctor said, no more

joeys jumping on the bed.

One little joey
jumping on the bed.

He fell off and bumped his head.

We called up the doctor,
the doctor said, no more

joeys jumping on the bed.

One silly doctor
jumping on the bed.

He fell off and bumped his head.

Called up the joeys, the
joeys said, no silly doctors

jumping on the bed.

Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo!

[laughs]

[music playing]

Hi, everyone.

This is a freshwater turtle.

Freshwater turtles have a
hard shell on their back

and a hard shell on their tummy,
and that helps to protect them.

They've also got webbed feet
so they can swim all day long.

I love turtles.

[music playing]

Hey, everybody, come
along and join in the fun

with the Mandarin Wiggles.

[singing in mandarin]

What else?

[singing in mandarin]

What else?

[singing in mandarin]

[speaking mandarin]

Captain!

[speaking mandarin]

Captain!

[speaking mandarin]

Oh, yeah.

[speaking mandarin]

[music playing]

[singing in mandarin]

Woo-hoo!

[speaking mandarin]

Fruit salad, arr.

[THE WIGGLES, "WHEN WE WERE
YOUNG"]

[SINGING] Yeah, yeah,
and a Wiggly yeah.

Let's go back to when
The Wiggles were young.

Anthony was eating
and having fun.

Jeff was sleeping.

Murrary playing guitar.

Greg was dreaming
of the big red car.

Yeah, yeah, and a Wiggly yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, guys, you know
how I love my food.

Yes, Anthony,
you love your food.

Maybe I could be
a superhero of food.

I could be--

[horn blows]

Foodman.

[whistle]

Foodman, Foodman--

Cool.

So what does
Foodman do, Anthony?

Anything that needs to
be done in the way of food.

[whistle]

Getting food from the fridge.

[SINGING] Yeah, yeah, Foodman.

Foodman, yeah, yeah,

Drying the dishes.

[SINGING] Foodman, yeah, yeah.

Foodman, Foodman, yeah, yeah.

[whistle]

Preparing the food.

[SINGING] Foodman,
Foodman, yeah, yeah.

Pouring drinks of water.

[SINGING] Foodman, yeah, yeah.

Foodman, Foodman, yeah, yeah.

[bell rings]

[SINGING] Foodman, yeah, yeah.

Well, Foodman
is great, Anthony.

Yes, he is.

But--

[whistle]

It's a lot easier being Anthony.

ALL: Oh, Anthony.

[music playing]

It's time to go
to a Wiggly concert

and dance with our
friend, Wags the Dog.

[THE WIGGLES, "DANCING WITH WAGS
THE DOG"]

ANNOUNCER: Here he
comes now, Wags the Dog.

Let's all dance with Wags!

[SINGING] Let's shake our
hips with Wags the dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

You know what to do.

Now put your hands
up in the air.

Point them down, once
you got them there.

Skip along Wags would do.

Dancing with Wags the Dog.

[barking]

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Now we're singing it too.

Yo can sing it too.

[barking]

Now Wags is digging,
we're all digging too.

Shake your hips
with Wags, the Dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

Here we go!

A-roo, a-roo.

[barking]

Now we're singing it too.

You can sing it too.

[barking]

Now Wags is digging.

What are you digging?

Yes, we're all digging too.

Wag, wag, everybody!

Ah, yeah.

Look at this!

Wags the Dog.

Oh, great dancing
with little Wagsy.

Oh, Wags.

Get ready, everyone.

Let's go and see the Mariachi
Wiggles sing songs in Spanish.

Vamos a ver a las
Mariachi Wiggles.

Cantar canciones en español.

Jeff, what song are
they going to sing?

We're moving our
arms like Henry.

[speaking spanish]

[bubbling]

[music playing]

[singing in spanish]

We hope you all
enjoyed the show.

Now it's time for us to go.

Bye.