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06x03 - Wiggle Dance

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

06x03 - Wiggle Dance

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[THE WIGGLES, "WIGGLE AND
LEARN"] Let's have some fun

Read along with a story

Sail the ocean blue

Get your friends
and play dress ups

You're all welcome to

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

Come on a great adventure

Sing your favorite tunes

Reading, writing, and painting

Something we all can do

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

[upbeat guitar melody]

I love that.

And you can dance to it too.

[laughs] Everyone, this is
our friend Troy Cassar-Daley.

G'day, Troy, how are you going?
- G'day, Murray.

G'day, everyone.

As you can hear, Troy is
a fantastic guitar player.

And he's a great singer too.

Hey, Troy, do you
think you could

help us sing and play a song.

Yeah.

There's a great song
called Old Dan Tucker.

Old Dan Tucker was
a fine old man.

He washed his face
in a frying pan.

[laughs] A frying pan.

Hey, here he comes now.

Let's hear a bit
of Old Dan Tucker.

[SINGING] Old Dan
Tucker was a fine old man

Washed his face in a frying pan

[the wiggles, "old dan tucker"]

[SINGING] Now, Old Dan
Tucker was a fine old man

Washed his face in a frying pan

Combed his hair
with a wagon wheel

Died with a
toothache in his heel

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Get out of the
way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Old Dan Tucker has come to town

Riding a billy goat
and leading a hound

The hound done barked
and the billy goat jumped

Landed Dan Tucker
on top of a stump

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Now old Dan Tucker
sat on a trunk

Fell in the fire and
kicked up a chunk

Red hot coal got in his shoe

Oh my lord, how the ashes blew

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Now old Dan Tucker
has come to town

Swinging the ladies
round and round

First to the right
and then to the left

Then to the girl
that he loves best

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late
to get your supper

[applause]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight, we have
a really big show.

We have the fabulous
flying flea circus,

comedian Benny Marshall, and
illusionist Borce Damcevski.

But first, all the way
from Sydney, Australia,

singing their really big
hit "The Shimmie Shake!"

the Wiggles.

[THE WIGGLES, "THE SHIMMIE
SHAKE!"]

[SINGING] Ooh, ooh.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, ooh, ooh.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, ooh, ooh.

Shimmie shake

Let's all do the shimmie shake

Shaking all way down low

Shaking on high

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Hear the drumbeat

Hear the guitar

When you dance this way,
you do the shimmie shake

Ooh, ooh, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh

Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh.

Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh

I can shake

I can do the shimmie shake

I can shake way down low

I can shake high

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Hear the drum beat

Hear the guitar

When you dance this way,
you do the shimmie shake

Ooh, ooh.

Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh

Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh

Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh

Let's all shake

Let's all move our arms around

Really move our arms around

Shimmie shake shake

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Hear the drum beat

Hear the guitar

When you dance this way,
you do the shimmie shake

Ooh, ooh.

Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh.

Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh.

Twist and shake

Let's all take a twisting break

Really take a twisting break

We're twisting wild

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie,

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Hear the drumbeat

Hear the guitar

When you dance this way, you
do the shimmie shimmie shake

Oh, yeah, the
shimmie shimmie shake

Oh, yeah, the
shimmie shimmie shake

Oh!

Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh

Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, ooh, ooh

The shimmie, shimmie shake

[SINGING] Anthony, he
had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. Woo.

Hello, Anthony.

It is you, isn't it, Anthony?

It's me, Murray.

It sure is.

What are you dressed
as today, Anthony?

Guess.

Well, you seem to have a
policeman's hat on your head.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

It's not.

Well, Anthony, if it's not
a policeman's hat, what is it?

Ask our friends.

Everyone, I think
Anthony is wearing

a policeman's hat on his head.

What do you think?

Oh, yeah, Anthony everyone says
you're wearing a farmer's hat.

They're right, Murray.

It is a farmer's hat.

So I'm wearing a
farmer's hat on my head.

What do you think
this is, Murray?

Oh, Anthony, I know that one.

They're farmer's overalls.

You're right, Murray.

They're farmer's overalls.

So I'm wearing a
farmer's hat on my head.

And I'm wearing
farmer's overalls.

What do you think
this is, Murray?

What do you think
I'm wearing here?

Oh, Anthony, I
know what that is.

That's a doctor's coat.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

It's not.

Well, Anthony, if it's not
a doctor's coat, what is it?

Ask our friends.

Oh, everyone, I think Anthony
is wearing a doctor's coat.

What do you think?

Oh, oh, yes, Anthony,
everyone says that you're

wearing a farmer's shirt.

Well, they're right, Murray.

It is a farmer's shirt.

So I'm wearing a
farmer's hat on my head.

I have farmer's overalls on.

And I'm wearing
a farmer's shirt.

What do you think I'm
wearing here, Murray?

[laughs] Anthony, you're
wearing ballet slippers.

Oh, no, they're not.

Oh, yes, they are.

Oh, no, they're not.

Oh, yes, they are.

- They're not.
- They are.

They're not.

Well, Anthony, if they're not
ballet slippers, what are they?

Ask our friends, Murray?

Oh, yes.

Everyone, I think Anthony
is wearing ballet slippers.

What do you think?

Oh, Anthony, everyone
says that you're wearing

farmer's gumboots on your feet.

They're right, Murray.

They are farmer's
gumboots on my feet.

So I'm wearing a
farmer's hat on my head.

I have farmer's overalls on.

I'm wearing a farmer's shirt.

And I have farmer's
gumboots on my feet.

What do you think I'm
dressed as, Murray?

Well, Anthony, I think
you're dressed as--

I don't know what
you're dressed as.

Anthony, maybe you
could give me a hint.

Sure.

[SINGING] Anthony, he
had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Anthony, I know what you are.

You're dressed as a farmer.

You're exactly right, Murray.

I'm dressed as a farmer.

Well, Anthony, there's just
one important question to ask.

What's that?

Where are you going?

Well, I'm going
to plant some corn.

Come with me, Murray.

Let's go.

Hello, Dorothy.

Hello, Sam.

Dorothy, you're
wearing a beautiful tutu.

Oh, thank you, Sam.

And what are you
wearing on your back?

These are my fairy
wings because we're

going to do the fairy dance.

A fairy dance,
that sounds like fun.

I'd better go get my
fairy wings on too.

Let's all do the fairy dance.

[the wiggles, "the fairy dance"]

[SINGING] One fairy
dancing in a soft shoe

Dancing in a line

Now there are two

Two fairies dancing just like me

Dancing in a line

Now there are three

Three fairies dancing,
tapping on the floor

Dancing in a line

Now there are four

Four fairies dancing
a bright happy jive

Dancing in a line

Now there are five

Five fairies dancing,
see their lovely kicks?

Dancing in a line

Now there are six

Six fairies dancing,
arms up to heaven

Dancing in a line

Now there are seven

Seven fairies dancing
a lively horsey gait

Dancing in a line

Now there are eight

Eight fairies dancing
a ballet step so fine

Dancing in a line

Now there are nine

Nine fairies dancing,
let's do it all again

Dancing in a line

Now there are 10

having so much fun

Dancing in a line

Now there are none

[applause]

[guitar melody]

[applause]

[guitar melody]

[accordion melody]

[cheers, applause]

[SINGING] Half a
pound of tuppenny rice

Half a pound of treacle

That's the way the money goes

Pop goes the weasel

[laughs]

Oh, Captain.

Hello, everybody.

Do you like party games?

I do and so do my
friends the Wiggles.

They played a good game
with Captain Feathersword.

It was called put
the Feathersword

on Captain Feathersword.

[laughs] Well, it
might sound easy,

but you have to be
blindfolded when you try.

And then you have to
turn around and around.

Look, just see for yourself.

It's a good game though.

[SINGING] Sam is
here and Jeff is too

Anthony's here and so are you

Follow this story
and help us too

Sometimes what
happens is up to you

We're here at Captain
Feathersword's dock.

And this is
Captain Feathersword.

Well, it's not really
Captain Feathersword.

It's a picture of
Captain Feathersword.

But as you've
probably noticed,

he doesn't have
his Feathersword.

We've got some
paper featherswords.

And when our wiggly
friends come,

we're going to play
put the feathersword

on Captain Feathersword.

And here he comes
with Wags the dog.

Ruff.

Hello, everyone.

ALL: Hello, Wags

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Ahoy there, Wiggles.

ALL: Ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

h*-h*, I see you have
a new picture of me.

And it's a fine likeness indeed.

But--

Do you like it, Captain?

Oh, I do, Jeff, I do.

But I'm wondering,
where's my feathersword?

Well, Captain, we've got
a new game for us to play.

You do?

Yes.

It's called put the Feathersword
on Captain Feathersword.

[laughs] I've heard of
pin the tail on the donkey

but I've never heard
of put the Feathersword

on Captain Feathersword.

Wow, well blow me down.

[exhales]

Wow.

Are you OK, Captain?

Oh, yes, I am, Murray.

I'm fine.

I've just gotta
stop saying that.

You've gotta stop saying
what, Captain Feathersword?

Oh, I've got to stop
saying, well, blow me down.

[exhales]

Wow.

He's done it again.

You really have to stop
saying that, Captain.

Oh, I've really got
to stop saying what?

You've really got to stop
saying, "blow me down."

[exhales]

Ah!

[laughs] Are you OK, Murray?

Yes, Captain, I'm OK.

Now let me tell you
about Put the Feathersword

on Captain Feathersword.

Oh, yes, Anthony,
how does it work?

Actually, Captain,
it's very much the same

as pin the tail on the donkey.

But instead of pinning
a tail on the donkey,

you have to put the Feathersword
in the captain's hand.

I think the Captain
should go first.

Wow.

Oh, I'd like that.

What do I do?

Stand over here.

Here's the Feathersword.

Oh, part of the game is that
the person playing shouldn't

be able to see the picture
because that's the fun

bit, trying to put
the feathersword where

it should be on the
picture without seeing it.

What can we do?

Wait a wiggly minute.

[SINGING] Let's take a
moment to see what's past

Keep following the
story until the last

Help us out, it's easy to do

What happens next is up to you

So what do you think we should
do to stop Captain Feathersword

seeing the picture?

Oh, of course, we should have
a blindfold to cover his eyes.

Why didn't I think of that?

Hey, guys, let's use a blindfold
so that Captain Feathersword

can't see his picture.

Hey, Murray,
there's one over here.

Thanks, Sam.

Here we go, Captain.

Captain, could you
take your hat off

while I put the blindfold on?

This is going to be fun.

[laughs] Oh, Murray, I
already had a patch on one eye.

But with this blindfold
on, I can't see anything.

Well, that's
the idea, Captain.

And no peeping.

Now I'll turn you
around three times.

ALL: One, two, three.

You're facing the
picture, Captain.

So walk straight ahead.

Straight ahead, Anthony?

Straight ahead.

Take off your blindfold
and open your eyes, Captain.

[laughs] I wasn't even close.

Who's next?

I'll have a try.

Captain, could you put
my blindfold on for me?

Oh, sure, Murray.

Yes, indeed.

This is fun.

OK, Murray, you're
wearing the blindfold.

Here's the feathersword.

Thank you, Anthony.

Now, around you go.

ALL: One, two, three.

This way, Murray.

[laughs] take your blindfold
off and have a look, Murray.

[laughs]

That's funny.

My turn now.

I'd like to use the blindfold,
but it won't be big enough

to go around my head.

I'll have to cover
my eyes with my arm.

[laughs] Now here's
your feathersword to stick

on the Captain's picture.

Now, no peeking, Wags.

Hoo-hoo-hoo.

Let's turn you around.

One, two, three.

Well done, Wags.

It was easy, really.

Oh, Wags, did you peep?

Well, maybe a little bit.

[laughs]

Wags.

That was a great game.

Oh, and now my picture
is complete because I'm

holding my feathersword.

Thanks, Wiggles, that
was a lot of fun.

I'll be right back, guys.

[SINGING] Sam is
here and Jeff is too

Anthony's here and so are you

You helped with the story
and followed it through

We all had fun and
we hope you did too

It must be time
for another song.

Oh, it is.

What'll it be?

How about a song about
another game called "I Spy."

Sing along with us and
play along with "I Spy."

[the wiggles, "i spy"]

[SINGING] I spy with my eyes
something beginning with "th"

Oh, this is lots of fun

Yes, it's my thumb

I spy with my eye something
beginning with "b"

Oh, we'll take a look

Yes, it's a book

I spy with my eye something
beginning with "t"

Oh, my dear Aunt Mabel,
yes, it's a table

I spy with my eye something
beginning with "c"

Oh, yes, fancy that, it's a cat

I spy with my eye something
that begins with "ch"

Oh, rock-a-bye your bear,
that's right, it's a chair

[THE WIGGLES, "WIGGLE AND
LEARN"]

[SINGING] Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

Goodbye from the Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from the Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

Goodbye from the Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from the Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye.

- Heh-roh.
- Bye-bye.

- Bye-bye.
- Woohoo!

Bye.

[music playing]