Girl Who Cried Her Eyes Out, The (2024)

[bunniefuu]

- Dead ahead.

Dead ahead.

- Right, dude, come on,

get those empties up.

Let's go, let's go!

- He's going for it.

- You excited?

- He's going for it.

It's all up to you.

Can he prove, he's more

than a f*cking stoner.

- Doubt it.

Target in sight.

- No, stop it,

assholes, stop it.

The earth is poisoned

enough without your garbage.

- Calm down, witchy poo.

They're just the empties.

- No, no, the earth is alive.

It can feel pain.

- You're gonna feel pain

in about two seconds.

- Oh my God, do not

do it, don't, Kim.

- Coexist, b*tch.

- I, okay.

- Don't!

- Hey, hey!

- Here we go,

here we go, here we go.

- Let's not.

Let's not but say we did, okay?

- f*cking

serious, right now?

- They're recyclable.

- Dude, there's like

f*cking cleaning crews

to pick this sh*t up.

We're giving them work.

- It's good for the economy.

- Jesus Christ, f*cking

buzz kills around here.

- Thank you.

- Idiots.

- Heads up!

- Guys, seriously,

it's dripping!

You okay?

- Lovely start to a chill night.

What, am I missing something?

- What, Lindsay and Landon

are meeting us there.

- Landon, who's Landon?

- Lindsay's newest rando?

- Yeah.

- How rando, like work

release rando or something?

- Or something.

- Or something.

- Hey, Maddie, pick.

- I don't wanna play.

- It's not a game.

This is a ritual

that's been practiced

by the women in my

family for centuries.

You know, in our coven.

- Selene, your mother

is an accountant, no?

- My grandmother,

taught me to read Tarot.

- It is, okay, girl.

I'll buy you a broom

and a pointy hat.

Maybe that'll make you a witch.

- I'm a witch, damn it.

- She's a witch!

- She's a witch,

she's a witch, she's a witch!

She's a witch, she's a

witch, she's a witch!

- Oh.

- I'm sorry.

Okay, let's play, I'll play.

Or I won't play.

It's not a game.

What is it?

You'll read me,

read me, read me.

- I'll read you.

- Okay, tell my

fortune, read my palm.

- Well, you

have to pick your card.

- Okay.

- Let's do it!

- Don't drop them.

- Hold on to 'em.

- Hey, b*tch, get the beer.

- Hey how about this, huh?

- I got it.

- Let's go.

Woo!

- Got you more wood.

- You say you got wood

for my girl, Greg?

Is that what you just said?

- No.

- Yo, Greg,

I found your wood right

here, bro.

- Thanks, Greg.

It's so nice to actually

have somebody here

that I can count on.

Maddie, can you give me a hand?

- Well.

- He isn't that bad when

it's just the two of us.

He's different with an audience.

- Really?

- Yeah, he's really fun.

And he's got a huge d*ck.

- Nothing wrong with that.

Better than another dry spell.

- It was not a dry, it

was barely even a month.

- You're practically

a born again virgin.

- Okay, stop, okay?

- Selene was about to sacrifice

you over the camp fire.

- Oh.

Oh, that's really gonna hurt.

- Let's see if I can fix that.

Pick a pill.

- No.

- JK, you don't have a choice.

Oh, yes.

Come on, just swallow it

down, you'll be all right.

We already have one

stiff in the group.

- I thought there were

only gonna be a few of us.

- Yeah, so I opened

up the invite.

I mean, the more

the merrier, right?

- I'm just, I'm not

feeling right about this.

About him.

- Look at me.

Maddie, We are illegally

camping in a state park

with beer and weed.

You just gotta enjoy it, girl.

- I am, I just, I don't know.

I just feel like

I'm wasting my life.

- Well, you're 20 years old.

You can grow up later.

That's my plan.

- Isn't life's supposed

to be about more

than just hanging around all

day and getting f*cked up?

- No, it's also about

getting laid.

- I just want a little

more, that's all.

I really wanna go

back to school.

- God, you know you will.

You will, okay,

but do you really

have to think about

that right now?

- No.

- All right, so just

have fun and worry

about it tomorrow, okay?

- There's just junk in here.

- Yes, that is for the munchies.

- What the hell

are we gonna eat?

- We're catching dinner tonight.

- That's absolutely disgusting.

I'm not eating raccoon.

Did I remember to

bring the cheetos?

- Guys, I was just, it's a joke.

We actually, we

actually have meat.

- Shh, easy, k*ller.

You can't be waving

your meat at me.

You know Cort will

get the wrong idea.

- What's going on over there?

- God, I'll be right back, guys.

- I don't like him either.

- I guess he's just her type.

- She likes you.

- Yeah, as a friend, I know.

- Forget Cort, you're

part of the squad.

- It's just,

we've known each other

since sixth grade, right?

I mean, don't you think

that's enough time for her

to get to notice me as

anything other than her f*cking

donkey carrying her

sh*t around, I mean?

- Don't worry, you'll find

someone who appreciates you.

- Forever in the friend zone.

- I'm your friend too, you know.

- Yeah, but that's different.

She's hot.

I'm kidding.

- What's up, b*tches?

- Jess!

- Hey!

- Hey, what up, cous?

- We made it.

- f*ck' late.

- Well, you know, we

got a little distracted

and one thing leads

to another and.

- Cort, our boy

is becoming a man.

- sh*t getting serious

between you two?

Thinking about our

family's gene pool here.

- Dude, he acts

like we're married.

Do I look like a f*ck' wifey?

- What's up?

- Anyone else crashing

or quiet gathering?

- What are you talking about?

I told you they

were coming, right?

- No, you didn't,

just like the others.

- I'm gonna go see if the

single one needs a drink.

- I mean, did they

even bring anything?

- You know, Maddie, this

is getting old so fast.

This isn't a girls' night,

you know that, right?

This is a party with friends,

and we're supposed to

be having fun, right?

Right?

- Right.

- Right.

So don't always make

it about you, Jesus.

- Reload, Gregeth.

Beautiful, beautiful.

- What do you see?

- Oh, Ursa minor?

- Besides that.

- What, besides the stars?

- Yeah.

You know, our

ancestors, the nomads,

they roamed the desert and...

- I'm of French

Canadian descent.

- We all share

common DNA, Maddie.

The nomads, they used the stars

for so much more than

just direction and time.

And the stars tell

us about who we are

and where we come

from spiritually.

- Right.

- Give me your hand.

I'll tell you your

future.

- What are you seeing?

- I see...

I see a clear path.

It, it looks like

all the obstacles

in your life are

going to be removed.

- I'm good, thanks.

Still need to navigate the

present, but maybe later, okay?

Dinner ready?

- Huh, it's

ready as it'll be.

- It must be.

- When was this?

- Two weeks ago.

- It's not a big thing.

- Dude, like I'm telling you,

Goose smells so

f*cking bad, dude.

I went into his

room the other day.

I was like, "Bro,

it's f*cking rancid.

"Like, what are you

making a pizza in here?"

Like, it was crazy,

but I don't know.

But.

- Yeah.

- What's that guy doing?

- Stop, please.

- Hey, babe.

- Okay.

- All right, I don't know

about you f*ck nuggets,

but I'm bored.

What do you say we

kick this up a notch?

- How, how did you pay for that?

- Don't worry about it.

- Oh sh*t, line that up!

- Oh, I will, brother.

First of many.

Maddie!

You're cool, right?

- I'm good, thanks.

- I f*ck' knew it.

- Don't, leave her alone.

- Are you kidding me, man?

Dude, what the f*ck

is she doing here?

- Stop, I said leave her alone.

- No, I'm serious,

man, this is bullshit.

She's been a complete

f*cking drag since we left.

We're here trying to have

a good time and she's

too f*cking high horse...

- Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, it's okay.

She can do her own thing.

It's more for us, right?

- Fine, but she better

f*ck' lighten up.

- I need to lighten up?

- Do you guys know why they

close the park at night?

- Keep the bad elements. out

- Me? A bad element,

no, look at this face.

- It's a historical site, right?

- It's more than that.

- Right, like protecting

trees and sh*t.

- Shut up, I wanna hear this.

- What'd you say to me?

- No, it's okay, we

were just joking.

It's fine.

- Please, Selene, continue.

- It was like way before

this century, okay?

There were settlers

and sh*t here.

And they say that the

Woodman family lived up here.

They wanted to live far

enough away from the town

that no one would bother them

because people thought

they were weird.

'Cause they didn't have like

10 kids like everyone else.

But some say that

the wife was cursed

to be barren because she was...

- A witch!

A witch!

Ah, a witch!

Shut up, Greg.

Let her finish.

- They thought the wife was

cursed because she was a witch.

Yeah.

But her husband loved her,

and so they lived

together in isolation.

- Why didn't they

just f*ck' move?

- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

- When the town faced hardships,

their own crops flourished.

And when disease struck,

they were spared.

One day, out of the

blue, she was with child.

The town was beside themselves.

The midwife wouldn't

deliver the baby.

The town elders didn't

know what to do.

The minister wouldn't

even baptize her.

So they, they just

continued to live together

in isolation and

solitude and peace.

Until one day, their daughter,

who they named

Caroline, was seven.

And she wandered away

from the homestead.

The children of the town would

sneak up to get a glimpse

of the witch family almost

as a rite of passage.

But on this day, Caroline

saw them and having never

had friends before just

simply wanted to play.

But the town children didn't

want to be her friend.

They thought she was

strange, a curiosity.

And they treated her like one.

And Caroline, having

never had companionship,

couldn't tell the difference

between their cruelty

and friendship.

So she did everything with them.

The kids would take

turns coming up

with things to tell her to do.

And every time she did them,

just to appease her friends.

She was a sweet kid.

She had no idea

how wrong it was.

And so she didn't tell

her equally kind parents

about any of this cruelty

she was going through.

And then one day, when it was

really normal for the kids

to come around, they devised

their worst act of cruelty yet.

Caroline was never allowed

out of sight of the homestead.

Her parents insisted on it.

In fact, she knew that

if she wandered too far,

her father would hit

her with a switch.

So one day the kids dared

her to walk into the woods

and keep walking

further and further

until she couldn't hear

the sound of their singing.

Little did Caroline

know that as she walked

further and further

into the woods,

the children were walking

behind her, singing.

Pushing her deeper and deeper

into the forest with their song.

When they finally stopped,

when she couldn't

hear them anymore,

they had already

run back into town,

leaving her alone in the

middle of the forest.

By then, it was getting dark.

She couldn't hear her parents

calling for her in the distance

so she just kept walking.

Trying to find her

way home and.

Months later, the

children of the town

wandered back to the now

abandoned Woodman homestead.

And they could hear the

sound of someone crying.

They followed the noise,

walking into the woods

deeper and deeper in

until they saw a trickle

of fresh blood in the snow.

So they followed that

trail further and further

into the woods

until they saw her.

Caroline.

Sitting in a clearing,

her back turned to them.

Crying, shivering, barely

clothed in the dead of winter.

One of the older

boys grabbed a stick

and crept up behind her.

But right before he could touch

her, her head shot around.

When he saw the bloody streams

down her little cheeks,

flowing from the dark pits

where her empty eye sockets sat.

- Holy sh*t!

- The pain was too

great for this child.

The tears never stopped.

The tears turned to blood,

and her eyes were cried out.

The boy dropped dead from fear.

The town scoured the woods

for this poor demon child,

but they never found her.

And yet they swore they could

hear the sound of her crying,

the cries that never stopped.

Hundreds of years later to this

day she haunts these woods.

Her ghost wanders.

And in the stillness of the

night, you can hear her crying.

- Ha!

- as*h*le!

- Yeah, I know, I'm

hearing that a lot.

- There's nothing

scary about that.

- Are you kidding?

- It's like that, that

really old f*cking movie

we saw, Goose.

"Blair Witch," right?

It's like "Blair Witch."

- This sh*t is real.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right?

- It's really sad.

She was a child.

This really sweet

and trusting child

who just wanted to play.

She just wanted friends.

And their first instinct,

those little shits,

was to torment her.

Who would do that?

- Shut up, dork.

- Look, I've had enough

of your bullshit.

- I've had enough

of your bullshit.

- Stop.

- I've had enough

of your bullshit.

- No, this is supposed

to be fun, right?

How is this supposed to be fun?

- What do you want, Maddie?

f*cking s'mores and sing-alongs?

- Who's up for

never have I ever?

Okay, I'll go first.

- No, truth or dare.

- Oh sh*t!

I've got so many good

things for dares.

- Maddie, you don't

have to do this.

- It's fine.

- He once dared Greg to

eat a turd, his turd.

And it was horrible.

Look, you don't

wanna get into this.

- Let's play, truth or dare.

- You'll regret it.

- Bring it, b*tch.

- Ooh!

- Chug,

chug, chug, chug, chug!

Chug, chug, chug, chug!

- Oh!

Ah!

- Yeah!

- You f*ck!

- I knew you would!

- He's not gonna do it.

- Oh my God, I can't

believe you just did that.

- I f*ck' knew he would do it.

You can

get plague and sh*t from that.

- Selene, truth or dare?

- Truth.

- Is it true that you

made out with your cousin?

- Which one?

- Oh!

- No.

No, I mean, what?

- The one that

gave you his extra

Marilyn Manson tickets?

- No.

- That's a yes.

Got her.

- Truth.

- Dude, what

is the sickest thing

that a girl has done to you?

- Probably when Jess licked my...

- Shut up!

- What?

I liked it.

- Okay.

- Truth.

- What's the freakiest

thing you've done to a guy?

- What, sexually?

- Yeah.

- Nothing.

- Dare.

- I dare you to show us your

g*ng signs.

- Maddie, you're awful quiet.

I think we've

neglected you tonight.

So what'll it be?

Truth or dare?

- Dare.

- You really took

the story about

that Wood girl...

- Woodman.

- Yeah, whatever,

Sabrina.

You really took that story about

that Woodman girl to heart.

I mean, who knows what

that poor little girl

must have seen or

felt when she was lost

all by herself in the woods.

- So you think

you can handle it?

- What?

- What's, rah!

Out there?

- I mean, sure.

It's just darkness and

a few small animals.

- There aren't any

wolves here, right?

- So go see for yourself.

What was she afraid of, Maddie?

Just you and the dark.

I dare you.

- I accept.

- Now, ah, ah, ah, ah,

no coat, no gloves.

Just like Caroline did it.

- No, no, that goes

way beyond the dare.

You don't have to do that.

- Sure, no problem, right?

- I mean, she should at

least take her ID, right?

Like, just in case.

- It doesn't really matter

if her face is all torn up.

What, it's true.

They can't identify

her body if...

- Don't scare her.

- What is an

id gonna do, what?

- How long?

- That part's up to you.

The longer you're in

there, the braver you are.

Come on, Maddie.

You can do it, right?

You're f*ck' fierce.

Maddie is the bravest

f*ck' person I know.

- The dark can't hurt you.

- Hello?

- Guys, that's not cool!

Goose, you mother f*ck.

- Hello?

Hello, hello?

- Hello?

- Hello?

- Boo!

What the f*ck!

Maddie!

Maddie, wait up.

- Hey, you made it.

- What the f*ck did you do, man?

- Oh my God, are you okay?

- Am I okay, where were you?

You left me!

- No, breathe, breathe.

- I came out here

barely a minute ago.

And then you were gone!

- Calm down, we

haven't moved, see?

No, we're still here. No ones

- No, bullshit, bullshit!

You cleared out of here just

to f*ck with me, right, right?

Cort, that's what this

is all about, huh?

- What?

- Look at me!

At least an hour in

the woods, maybe two.

- No, Maddie.

- So, so do I win

the dare, Cort, do I?

- Uhhh No.

- What, you didn't even

think I'd last 10 minutes!

- Maddie, Maddie, look at me.

- I won the dare!

- Look at me, look at me.

It's only been like 10

minutes since you left.

- Wait.

Hey, aren't you coming in?

- Not tonight.

I got to get home to the girls.

- Okay, well, I

can stay at yours.

- No, I just, I think

that I should keep an eye

on Maddie tonight.

- I'll call you.

- Just chill out, okay?

- Hey, f*ck knuckle!

Say goodnight already,

we gotta get moving!

- Where you going!

- To f*ck my girlfriend?

- Some of us

have already started.

- Wait, wait, he's

staying at yours?

- I gotta go.

I'll call you tomorrow, okay?

- Okay.

I'll call you.

- Yeah, okay.

Hello?

Who's there?

Goose?

Cut the sh*t, Goose.

Hey, Cort, get the g*n!

I'm gonna see what's

up in my room.

Oh God!

- Hey.

- Yeah?

- Time to get to bed.

- Huh?

Are you serious?

Have you even seen her

for the past two hours?

- Yeah, she was

f*cking catatonic.

It was heaven.

- You know, Cort, for once

could you not be an as*h*le

and actually give a f*ck about

somebody else's wellbeing?

- Boo f*ck' who, she

don't want to talk about it.

- She doesn't have to!

Go take a shower.

Hey.

Honey?

- Would you like

some tea, sweetie?

- Honey, you should

really clean up, okay?

You want a towel for your face?

Okay, just wake us up if

you need anything, okay?

- Ah, sh*t, f*ck.

- Maddie

will hear us, stop.

- So what?

- Shut up.

- Oh Maddie,

oh Maddie, yeah!

Oh, you like that Maddie?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, Maddie, yeah!

Oh!

- f*ck!

f*ck you, Cort, f*ck you!

Get out here, you f*ck!

- You want me, b*tch?

I'm right f*ck here!

- Cort, don't!

- No, no, no, she's

got something to

say, let her say it.

- Yeah, say it to my

face, you as*h*le.

- What?

What the f*ck are you talking

about, you crazy little b*tch?

- What the hell is your

problem with me, huh?

You've been on my a*s all night!

- I don't have a

f*cking problem, dude.

I'm in here trying to sleep.

You know what, and this is

exactly why Jason broke up

with you and now we're stuck

with your f*ck' bullshit!

- f*ck!

- That's way out of line!

- f*ck you too.

- Enough.

- Keep wasting your

life with this loser!

- Enough, Maddie!

Enough, go to bed, we'll

talk in the morning.

- Answer me!

- Go!

- You know, you really

are an as*h*le sometimes.

- What the f*ck did I do?

- So that was fun last night.

- Well, good morning!

You want something to eat?

Maybe Cort will make

you some scrambled eggs?

- What will

it be, Maddie?

- Seriously?

- Yeah, how do

you want your eggs?

- Whatever.

- See, dude, I'm the

one f*cking trying here.

- Bullshit, Cort!

Two eggs over easy

doesn't erase everything

that happened last night!

- Yeah, whatever. b*tch.

- Hey, hey, stop,

stop, the both of you!

Jesus f*cking Christ, grow up.

Okay, you know what, can

you guys just do me a favor?

Just f*cking try.

Just leave last night's

sh*t in the past, okay?

It's a new day, a

new f*cking day.

Can we just have a fresh start

and leave the negative

bullshit behind us?

Maddie, Cort's a f*cking d*ck.

It's not a secret, stop!

Can you just try to

accept the effort?

- Why?

- Just try, please.

- No thanks, just have

a glass of orange juice.

- Thank you.

You know what I was

actually thinking?

What if we had a

girls' night tonight?

- What, to decompress from a

relaxing night in the woods?

- Oh my God, yeah, exactly.

Can you shut the f*ck up?

Come on, what do you say?

- Will Cort be there.

Jesus, it's not

what I meant, okay?

- Girl, we'll kick

this as*h*le out.

Look, Jess will be down.

We'll get Selene and Nikki.

Pry Mikayla's hot

a*s off of Goose.

And you know, Lindsay

will bring the good sh*t.

God forbid we could

separate her from Landon.

- Hey, don't forget to

invite Greg.

- Just ease up on him, will you?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa,

easy, big sis.

Greg's a big boy, he

can handle himself.

Besides, you don't gotta

worry about us crashing.

Greg and I are working tonight,

like the responsible members

of society that we are.

- Are you actually capable

of sitting in silence?

Come on, girls' night,

what do you say?

- Real drinks?

- Oh, honey, sangria

and margaritas.

- Sure.

- Great, and no boys.

Why are you like this?

- Come on, come on, come on.

- It's Max.

You're obviously not

important enough to pick up.

Thank God for caller ID.

- Hey, it's me.

We are so late

again, where are you?

Will you hurry up?

This is why I gotta start

saying no to people.

Max!

Max, get out of bed, we're late!

Max!

Wake up!

Come on, Max.

Max?

- Hey, what's up?

- Hey, is Max at your place?

- No, why would he be?

- Because he's not at his place.

No, nevermind, I'm going

to be late for my shift.

- Hey!

I'm down here.

- Max?

Damn it.

Hey, Max, could you please

get up here already?

We have to go!

Okay, I'm not getting

fired because of you.

Later!

Are you okay down there?

Max?

Oh God.

- Help.

- Hey, are you okay?

- Help.

- How did you get down here?

- Help, please.

- I was thinking we could...

- I have to feed the chickens.

- You just

fed them 10 minutes ago.

- But it's Nadine.

She hasn't been

eating much lately.

- Chickens

don't have names.

- Nadine does.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- You got any plans today?

- The usual.

- Oh, that's not much, is it?

You've really got nothing

productive to do today?

- Why are you all up

in my sh*t right now?

- So you're just gonna hang out

here till your shift starts?

- For a while, yeah.

- Okay, well, do you wanna

help me shop for groceries

and stop at the liquor store

for the pregame tonight?

- No.

- Excuse me?

- You asked me if I want

to help you go shopping.

I don't want to

help you go shopping

or go to the liquor store.

- You know, baby, you

got a real set of ba*ls

coming into my apartment...

- What you should have

asked me is, Cort,

can you help me go shopping

and go to the liquor store?

Because when you ask me if

I want to do those things,

I'd be lying if I said yes.

But asking me if I can help you,

then I'd be more

inclined to say yes.

- So can you help me

shop for groceries

and stop at the liquor store?

- Nah.

- Why, why?

- Because

you are sick!

Sick, sick!

- Where are my keys?

- Oh, come on!

- Cort.

Cort, look at me.

I don't have time

for this, okay?

I know it must be nice

to have nothing going on

in your life, but I actually

need to get out the door.

- Don't blame me if you

can't find your f*ck' keys.

- Give me a ride.

- Can't.

- Yes, you can.

You don't even have to

be at work until five.

- Got errands, gotta be

productive, you know?

- Are you f*cking

serious right now?

Drive me.

And by the way, I'm

getting so f*cking tired

of you mooching off

of all of my crap.

- I got an

appointment, all right?

- Oh yeah, where, where,

where's your appointment?

- The less you know

the better, babe.

- So your shitbag dealer, huh?

- You can't keep a

guy like that waiting.

- Just get the f*ck out.

- On it.

See, I know how to

follow directions.

Sayonara.

- f*ck.

Oh, geez.

- What, are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Are you hiding something?

- What, no, I

can't find my keys.

- They're right there.

- Where?

- Under your a*s.

- I gotta go, thanks.

- You're just dehydrated.

- Do you want me to make

you some mac and cheese

before work?

- No, I'm, I'm good.

f*ck, f*ck.

- Are you sure?

- Yes, I'm sure.

Can you get out

please, I'm working?

- Okay, but eat

something before you go.

- Okay, okay.

Oh my God.

- Candygram.

- Candyman.

You brought the stuff, right?

- Oh yeah.

- Great.

- Hello?

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Just out of curiosity,

have you been in touch

with Max at all today?

- Sorry, who's this?

- It's Greg.

- Oh, hey.

- Oh, hey, new phone?

- No, why?

- Nothing.

Listen, did, did Nikki stay

at your place last night?

- I thought this was about Max?

- Yeah, right.

I'm at, I'm at

both of their work

and neither of 'em are...

- Wait, why are you

at Nikki's work?

- Yeah, and Max's.

Neither of 'em

showed up, I guess.

I was just checking in.

- Why would you need to

be checking in on Nikki?

- I just stopped by the

coffee shop to say hi.

- Oh, so you're

stalking her now?

- Look, is she at your place?

- No, she left last night.

- Aren't you worried about Max?

- Why would I be?

- Nevermind.

- Hey, Greg.

- Yeah?

- How'd you get this number?

b*tch.

- Sorry.

- So I told her no, like

you do your own shopping.

I don't got time for your

bullshit, I got a life.

You know, like, you

wanted girls' night,

you go to the

f*ck' liquor store.

f*cking swear to God, man.

Sometimes I feel like

Kim doesn't deserve me.

- You think?

- I mean, you're lucky you don't

have to put up with

this sh*t, man.

I mean, sometimes I

seriously envy you.

You know, like the simplicity

of your life, right?

All you need is some porn

and a few f*ck' Capris Suns

and you're fine.

- Hey, you, nards gonna

put your backs into this?

We still got a whole day's

worth of trash out here?

- What the f*ck is a nard, dude?

- Language.

- Whatever, man.

- You know, nards.

Seriously?

Wolf Man's got nards!

- I don't know what the f*ck

this guy's talking about, dude.

- It's only the most famous line

in the greatest movie ever made.

"Monster Squad," 1987?

The universal monsters

come to the present,

well, present for back then.

And the monster squad

has to stop them.

But they need a virgin,

and they're just kids.

- 1987.

Dude, my mom was like 10.

Why the f*ck would

I know what that is?

- You don't watch

movies from the '80s?

- No, man, why would I?

- Universal Monsters?

Is that, what is that,

like some kind of legion

of doom or something?

- Seriously, you don't know

who the universal monsters are?

Dracula, the Wolf

Man, Frankenstein,

the Creature from

the Black Lagoon.

- Dracula is not a monster, man.

- What?

- Dracula's a vampire,

vampires are not monsters.

- A vampire is a monster.

- Says who?

- Universal Pictures,

you know what, f*ck it!

- Whoa, whoa, language, man.

What the f*ck?

- Just get those bags

into that dumpster.

And when you're

done, mop the floor.

And you get to clean the toilet.

- Dude, the dumpster's full.

- Then dance in that dumpster

until those bags are compressed.

- Jesus Christ, can

you imagine turning

into that in a few years?

f*ck, thank God we

have a future, dude.

I mean, seriously.

Like, when did life turn

that guy into a b*tch?

I only got room in my life

for one right now.

- Then why you f*ck' Lindsay?

- What?

What the f*ck did

you just say to me?

- Whoa, dude, that's not

what I meant.

- What the f*ck did

you just say to me?

- Dude, I just don't want

Landon to f*ck' k*ll.

- f*ck that prick!

He's not gonna do sh*t

'cause you didn't see sh*t.

- Okay.

- What did you f*ck' see?

- I didn't see sh*t,

I didn't see sh*t.

- Yeah, you didn't

see sh*t, did you?

- Hey, I thought I told you

jackwads to get back to work?

- Greg says he's gonna

do the dumpsters,

so I'll help you inside.

What?

- Dude?

- Goose?

We're f*ck' working here.

- Seen Max?

- Max, no.

Why, did he forget

to flush again?

- Do you know

why he's not here?

- The f*ck do I know, dude?

He's probably

f*ck' working late.

- He didn't show up to work.

- How do you know?

- I went there, Nikki

wasn't there either.

- Nikki, I thought you

went looking for Max?

- Nevermind.

- Greg says he wasn't at

work, neither was Nikki.

- Nikki?

- I don't know, nevermind.

- Who?

- Hey, we'll meet you

at Duffy's when we're done here.

- Duffy?

The girls are there.

- Yeah, and?

It's a public place.

- Cool, cool, cool.

- Crashing girls night?

- Yeah.

- Go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go!

- This is exactly what I needed.

- Girl, course it f*ck' is.

That's why I'm your

best friend, right?

- Ooh.

- Girl, you're so wasted.

Thank you.

- Isn't he just the sweetest?

Yo!

- Maddie?

- What the f*ck?

- You good?

What is?

- What the hell happened?

- In the bathroom.

In the bathroom,

I thought I saw.

- Who, who was in

the bathroom with you?

Cort, go see who the

creep was in the bathroom.

- It was her.

- Her?

- Caroline!

She was there with

me, I saw her.

- sh*t, come on, Lindsey,

let's get out of here.

- Hey, hey, hey, just take a

deep breath, sweetie, okay?

Are you, are you sure

that's what you saw?

Because spirits, spirits don't

just come without a reason.

Is she trying to send a message

or have a chat from the beyond?

- Shut up, Selene!

- I don't know, maybe.

Sorry.

- No.

- I'm really drunk, okay,

I just got freaked out.

The lights went out.

It was nothing, it was

just me being crazy.

- No, no, let's just go

home and chill, okay?

Come on, we'll watch trash

TV and eat ice cream.

- Yeah.

- Come on.

- All right.

- Nikki?

Nikki, is that you?

Hey, are you drunk?

Jess went home

with everybody else

and Lindsey and

Landon are inside.

Is Max with you?

Are you, are you okay?

- Mikayla?

Mikayla!

We're leaving!

Okay, come meet us out in front.

- I was thinking we could.

- I have to feed the chickens.

- Seriously?

- You just fed them

10 minutes ago.

- She knows I hate when

she doesn't answer.

- She doesn't

eat much lately.

- What is this sh*t?

- It's the Horror Geek

reviewing "Sick Sick Sick."

- You are sick, sick, sick!

- Its Max's friend

who shot this,

we were supposed to

watch it together.

But you know what, f*ck him.

No sign of that

as*h*le, and of course

it's when he owes me 20 and

I know he just got paid.

The really weird thing

is when I got home,

what's her name's car

was parked out front

and the keys were still in it.

- So?

- So Max got dropped

off last night.

He's missing, her car is here.

She's not.

They both didn't

show up to work.

- Yeah, you're right.

Check the motels, dude.

They're probably

banging somewhere.

- You know, besides the obvious,

Max doesn't have it in him.

Plus Jess would cut

his ba*ls off, dude.

- She already has.

- No.

- b*tch!

She does not get to ghost me.

You know why?

- Why?

'Cause you're the Goose!

- You're g*dd*mn right.

27 texts, and she

can't respond to one?

I will verbally

destroy her for this.

- No, you won't.

- Mikayla, it's

me, quit playing!

Hey.

- Hi, Goose.

- What do you got

going on in here?

You girls doing a little

seance, contacting some spirits?

- No, that's not

actually how that works.

I'm actually here just to

ward off some bad juju.

I normally do it every

alternate Thursday,

but with everything

going on lately,

you know, couldn't wait.

Do you wanna cleanse?

- No, thanks.

I'm just here to find Mikayla.

- Sorry, I mean, she's not here.

Her and Lindsey and the Goon

were still at the

bar when we left.

- She's still out?

- Maybe, Lindsey and Landon

were here when I showed up.

- f*ck sake, where is she?

- Goose, I just spent an hour

settling the energy

of this building.

- I need your help, Selene.

Max has been missing

since we dropped him

off the other night.

And what's her bucket's

car is abandoned

in our place with

the keys still in it.

- Oh my God.

- They never showed up for work.

And now my girlfriend

is missing.

They just left her

at a townie bar.

She decided to stay,

and you know what?

This is not my problem.

f*ck you ungrateful assholes.

I got a life.

- Oh my God, Goose.

Listen to me, listen,

listen, listen to me.

I knew it.

Maddie called it at the bar.

- Mikayla's cheating on me.

- What?

No, who cares about that?

- I do!

- It's Caroline.

- Jesus, Selene.

- No, come on, it's happening.

The spirits are gathering.

It all happened

because of that night.

I just don't know how

You don't understand.

- No one understands what

you're talking about.

- I need more sage,

maybe more rosemary.

Oh my God, it's

finally happening.

- Do you know where Mikayla is?

- Does Mikayla

have more rosemary?

- Right, right.

- Goose.

Oh my God.

Maddie!

Hi.

- What the f*ck are

you doing in here?

- Hi, big trouble, big trouble.

She's coming to k*ll Maddie,

and I have to warn her.

So do you know when

exactly she'll be back?

- How did you get in here?

- The door was unlocked.

- No, it wasn't.

- Look, it's not

important, okay?

You need me here.

- I need you to get out

whatever way you came in.

- No, no, no, no, she's coming.

We have to block every

entrance, like that door.

And I have to set

up for a seance.

So if you could grab

the door because I...

- I'm going to die.

- Yes, what?

You know that she's coming

to k*ll all of us too, yeah?

- Wait, who's coming to k*ll us?

- Well, she's coming to

k*ll Maddie specifically.

But don't worry, I'll

protecting you too.

I've got a*mo, fresh

cut sage works best.

But store bought

will do just fine.

- Wait, Selene, who

is coming to k*ll us?

- Caroline Woodman?

No, no, ever since

that night in the woods

she's been stalking

us, and now one by one,

she's going to get her revenge.

First it was Max and Nikki.

Now it's probably gonna be you.

- Wait, wait, what do

you mean Max and Nikki?

- They didn't, they didn't

show up to work yesterday.

- Yeah, Greg told me.

- Greg told you?

- Yeah, it's not a big deal.

- No, no, Goose told me

that Max is still missing.

And Nikki's car is

in front of the house

and the key is still

in the ignition.

Isn't it obvious?

- What, that they're f*cking?

- No, they're f*cking dead!

They're, they're dead.

And Maddie saw Caroline

at the bar last night,

and she did not make that up.

She wouldn't have

been that freaked out

unless she had

actually seen her.

And now, now we are

all going to die

because Caroline is coming

unless we protect ourselves.

- All right, you need

to calm the f*ck down.

Sit here.

Take this, and just stay

on your side of the couch.

Look, there's a simple

explanation for all of this.

Whenever Max is pissed at me

he goes running off to Nikki.

They're probably at

her place right now

eating Ben and Jerry's,

talking about how mean I am.

Look, if you're that

worried about Nikki,

we can give her a call.

You know how freaked out

Maddie's been about all this.

You can't feed into it,

you wanna protect her?

Shutting the f*ck

up about ghosts

stalking her is how you do that.

No vengeful spirit

has followed us

or is ticking us off one by one.

You have to understand

how crazy that sounds.

- No, you can't come.

Listen to me, Jess.

Jess, no please, Jess.

No, f*ck, Jess!

Jess, Jesus Christ,

Jess, no, no!

Jess, you're gonna be okay.

I'm gonna call an ambulance.

It's gonna be fine.

I didn't.

- What the hell happened?

- I didn't do this.

- Oh my God, move over there.

- Why is she bleeding?

- What the hell

did you do Selene?

- I didn't do anything.

- Oh my God!

- You don't understand.

- Oh my God.

Is she breathing?

I don't, I don't know how

to tell if she's breathing.

- I don't know, the

ambulance is on the way.

- Why is she bleeding

from her eyes?

Oh my God!

- What the f*ck did you do?

I'm gonna f*cking k*ll you!

- Oh, oh my God!

- Okay.

East.

West.

Okay, summon, confront, banish.

Summon, confront, banish,

summon, confront, banish.

Just like the book says.

Caroline Woodman,

in this circle, I

summon your spirit.

Come to me, Caroline.

Come to me.

I see through your veneer

of childlike innocence.

You haunt this mortal world

because you betrayed the

goodness that was inside of you.

You are no longer the

good child of the woods.

You're not even a ghost!

You are a monster!

You can't...

You can't break this circle

no matter how hard you try.

sh*t.

By the power of Gaia

and my ancestors,

I banish you from this place!

Be gone!

I cleanse your stain

from this place.

Your darkness will

haunt us no longer.

Mother Gaia, help me end this.

Lend me your strength, please.

I need you.

- Cort, stop, we don't

know what happened, okay?

You can't just go

running after Selene.

- That f*cking psycho.

- I know.

- k*lled Jess.

- I know, I know she did.

I know.

- The police said they're

looking for her, okay?

- f*ck the police, she's mine!

- No, please, please, no!

No, God, no!

I don't want to!

Please don't make me!

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

- Cort, come inside,

okay, come inside.

Cort, please come inside,

I'm scared, please.

Please!

- Please, Cort.

We need you.

- Okay, thank you, okay.

Oh my God!

- Holy sh*t!

What the f*ck?

- Oh my God!

- She's here.

She's here with us right

now, do you see her?

Caroline, she's

there on the floor.

- I don't see sh*t.

- Maddie, you really see her

right now, right this second?

- Yes.

- What is she doing?

- She's just sitting there,

playing and smiling at us.

Oh, she did this to Selene.

She did it.

- We need to get the

f*ck out of here.

Now, go, go!

Go, go, go, go!

- f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

- Oh, oh my God!

Drive the van, now!

- I'm f*cking starting it.

- Go, go, go!

- Where am I going?

- Your place.

We need to get everyone together

and figure out what

the f*ck is going on!

- I'll start calling people.

- Are you

sure Selene is dead?

- Her feet were

dangling like 10 feet

off the f*cking ground, man.

There's no faking that.

- Jesus Christ, Cort.

- No, Kim, he's right.

We know what we saw.

- Oh God, and Jess.

- We need to figure

out what to do next.

- I just don't understand

because we didn't

do anything wrong.

So why is this happening?

- Selene said we disturbed

her resting place that night.

That we brought

her home with us.

- What does Selene know?

- Not much now.

- Hey, f*ck you!

Shut the f*ck up!

- Listen, I saw Selene

this morning at your house.

I was looking for Mikayla,

and she was there talking

about all of this crazy sh*t.

You know how she was,

but think about it.

Where is Max?

I haven't seen him since we

dropped him off that night.

And what's her name,

Greg, Jess's friend?

You said they both didn't

show up to work, right?

And where the f*ck is Mikayla?

Your best friend and

you f*cking left her

at a townie bar last night.

If anything happened to

her, it's your fault!

- I didn't, we thought she

was having a good time.

We wouldn't have

left her if we knew.

How could we have known?

- If we had known what?

That some spooky little b*tch

has a hard on for you idiots?

f*cking morons.

You all sound as crazy as

your weirdo, hippie friend.

- I've had just about enough

out of you, mother f*ck!

- Oh yeah, big man.

Let's see what you

got, tough guy.

- You don't say a f*cking

word about Selene,

and you don't say a

f*cking word about Jess!

- All right!

- This is about Selene and

Jess and Max and Nikki.

Our friends are dead!

We need to figure

out what to do.

And you get the f*ck out!

No one wants you here.

- Whatever, I'm out of here.

This has f*ck all to

do with me anyways.

Come on, Lindsey.

- Why did you have to say that?

Why do you always f*ck

everything up for me?

- Lindsey, wait.

- Let her go.

- So what do we do now?

- What about, what

about that woman

that Selene learned

everything from, right?

She was always

talking about her.

Maybe, maybe she

can help us somehow.

- Yeah, I know where she lives.

- Okay, yeah, great.

- Keys.

- You good, man?

- Yeah.

- You do understand that Selene

and Jess are dead, right?

Can you please just

acknowledge that?

And we left Mikayla

alone too last night.

I mean, what if she's dead too?

- Hey.

- Is it really our fault

if she was k*lled also?

- Enough!

That crazy b*tch

probably k*lled Jess

and felt so guilty about

it she offed herself.

Mikayla is out with

a real f*cking man

because Goose is a p*ssy b*tch.

- No, Selene wouldn't

hurt anybody.

She didn't even k*ll bugs.

- I don't know what

happened, okay?

I do know that there's no ghost

hunting down your

friends and k*lling them.

Now, can we stop talking about

this stupid f*cking sh*t?

This is just what you need

to chill the f*ck out.

- No, I don't think getting

wasted is a good idea right now.

- Are you calling me stupid?

Is that what you're

saying to me?

- That isn't what I meant.

- I have a another

idea that might.

- No.

- Take your mind off things.

- Landon, Landon,

please, Jesus Christ, no.

Please, Jesus Christ,

Landon, stop, please!

- I wasn't asking.

- Stop, please, stop, stop!

Get off, please!

- Hi, we're...

- I know who you are.

Come inside.

Why are you here in the

middle of the night?

- Selene, she always

talked about you and...

- I wasn't asking you.

Why are you here?

- We're in a lot of trouble,

and we need your help.

- My help?

What do you think

I can do for you?

- Selene said you understand

all this kind of stuff.

She said you're really wise.

We went into the woods, and

I saw something, someone.

And now people are dying.

My friends are dying,

and we're scared.

And we don't know

how to make her stop.

- Her?

- Caroline.

- And why would I know

how to stop Caroline?

- Caroline's a ghost.

- She's a stain.

And no one can stop

what has started here.

- What do you mean

we can't stop it?

This has to stop.

You have to help us.

- There's nothing

that I can do for you.

And there's nothing that

your friends can do either.

- I don't understand.

- She has marked you,

and now everyone around

you is in danger.

- Well,

how do I fix this?

How do I make her stop?

- Return to where she found you.

Go there and confront her.

Plead with her to relent.

This is on you.

Six souls have

already been taken.

Go before there are more.

- Six?

- You should go now and

check on your friend.

- Babe.

- Maddie, I don't care

what that woman said.

You are not going back

into those woods alone.

- You heard her,

there's no other way.

This is all about me.

I can't let anyone

else get hurt.

I have to do it.

- Okay, well, she didn't

say you had to go alone.

I'm going with you.

- Yeah, f*ck that, so am I.

- Guys, you don't have to do it.

- Look, she's finding

us anywhere we are.

I go home, who's to say she

doesn't k*ll me on the toilet

taking a sh*t?

What the f*ck?

- Where's Lindsey?

- Drive, drive!

- Where's Lindsey?

- She's dead, okay?

Let's get the f*ck

out of here, let's go.

- What did you see?

- Her neck was snapped

like a f*cking twig.

And she was standing over her

and her eyes were

all f*cked, man.

Oh, f*ck.

- You saw her?

- Yeah.

And I'm not letting

any of you out my sight

until that b*tch is gone.

- f*ck!

- f*ck' six.

- Now what?

- We're going back

into the woods.

- Oh, God.

Maddie, I'm so

sorry this happened.

- I know, it's okay.

- No.

No, it's not okay.

I'm your best friend

and I should have

believed you and I let you down.

God, I'm always

letting you down.

- Hey, that's bullshit, okay?

Look, we're gonna

get through this.

I got lost as soon as I

walked into the woods.

It felt like I was miles

from where I started.

But I know now that

that's a trick.

We stay close.

- Okay.

- So how do we find her?

- She'll find us.

- Something wrong?

- This is where I saw

her the other night.

- I'll tell

you your future.

- Lindsay's

newest rando.

- Mikayla.

- Oh God.

- She's real.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

what the hell are you doing?

- You heard her,

this is all about me.

- Nah, no, that's

bullshit, this is my fault.

I sent you into the woods.

I'm the reason this happened.

So if you think I'm gonna

let her just take you,

it's not gonna happen.

- I have to do this.

I came back.

This is what you

wanted, isn't it?

I'm here now, you can

leave my friends alone.

I don't understand

why you're doing this!

Please just leave us alone.

- Guys?

Hey!

Oh, sh*t, sh*t,

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

I should be at home right now

smoking a spliff and

watching some porn.

What the hell did

I get myself into?

Guys!

Come on.

Marco?

Damn it.

- Goose.

- Mikayla.

- Help me!

- Mikayla, baby, where are you?

- Goose,

please help me!

- I want my mom, I want my mom.

- Where the f*ck is everybody?

There's no one

here, what the f*ck?

- Wait, shut up,

shut up, shut up!

- What the f*ck?

- Jesus Christ.

I said shut up.

Do you know how to navigate

by the stars or something?

- No, man.

- f*ck, you are

completely useless!

- A handful of rosemary,

a circle of sage.

Crystals held tightly

keep the evil stains away.

Do you still think I'm crazy?

- Where the f*ck

are you going, man?

- Just run!

- Kim?

Kim?

Kim!

Hey, leave her alone!

- Cort, no!

- Run!

- No, I'm not leaving you!

- Go, go, go, just go!

If you don't go,

we'll both be dead!

- You know, there never

seems to be a witch

around when you need one.

- You can't outrun her, man.

- I don't have to outrun her.

I just have to outrun you.

- f*ck you!

Please.

No, no, no, no, no.

Please, please, please.

Please, I didn't

do anything to you.

Please, please, please.

I don't want to die, please.

I didn't do anything to you.

- Maddie!

Maddie, Maddie, Cort's

gone, Cort's gone.

He's gone, he's gone.

- Well, we need to find everyone

else and get out of here.

- Have you seen anyone else?

- Nope.

- We need to find everyone

and get out of here.

- I don't think

there is anyone else.

- What?

- I think we're all that's left.

- Why do you say that?

- You said she was

coming for you.

That you had to stop her.

That we had to stop her

before she k*lled you.

But how many of us have died,

and where were you when

Lindsey's neck was busted?

When everyone else was dying?

Six of us came here tonight.

And Caroline tried to k*ll

all of us, but not you.

No, she was saving you for last.

But I'm gonna end this now.

- Maddie, stop!

- No!

- Maddie.

Maddie!

Why?

- Why, why?