Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed, The (2023)

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I love

how you never care if I come,

and you don't do

anything for me.

You go to sleep

right after you finished.

It's so disrespectful

and misogynist.

Do you think people can change?

I don't know.

I like

how you don't care if I get off.

Because

it's like I don't even exist.

Can you not?

Well... happy birthday.

It's not my birthday.

Well, happy Memorial Day.

You know

I don't celebrate Memorial Day.

Does anyone have any questions?

Yes.

I was wondering

what is the five year plan

for the company?

Hmm.

Well, in some ways

I like the question,

but in some ways

I'm a little disappointed,

because I feel like

we've already covered it.

Tell me what you like.

I like when you

put your hands in my mouth.

I know that.

What else?

I like

when you tell me what to do.

What else?

I like things,

I just can't think of them

right at the moment.

Tell me what you like.

I don't know. Can you just

tell me what you want me to do?

I'm telling you

what to do right now,

and you're not doing it.

Any progress on determining

the fields for the database?

I'm still waiting to hear back.

Hmm.

It's funny.

When this project is finished,

you will have made

your own job obsolete.

Oh.

This is part

of being submissive.

You don't move

until I say you can move.

I want you to feel owned.

Do you understand me?

Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, master.

How old were you

when I first started seeing you?

Twenty-four.

And how old are you now?

Thirty-three.

You always ask this.

And you ask me

what college

I went to

every time also.

Where did you go?

Wesleyan.

You missed the awards lunch.

You got an award

for being here for one year.

I've been here...

three and a half years.

Congratulations.

Hi, Mom.

I am just walking to the East

Village to meet a friend.

It's only 20 blocks from work.

It's only a mile.

No, I'm not out of breath.

No, it's not hot out anymore.

How are you?

Well, I wish you wouldn't

let yourself get that hungry.

Take snacks with you.

I never leave

without snacks in my bag.

No, I don't eat too many snacks.

So, what's your salary?

Two hundred thousand?

Two hundred and fifty thousand.

Wow.

That's a lot.

You think that's a lot?

After alimony,

my kids' private school,

taxes, the rent on this place?

You sure you don't want chicken?

Run to the wall.

Run back, suck my nipple.

Oh.

Run to the wall!

Run back, suck my nipple,

And run to the wall.

Faster, faster,

faster!

Did you feel how

submissive you were being?

Yes.

I like being submissive

to you specifically.

I need to show you this

wonderful pink lamp

that I found on the street.

I think it's good luck.

The light

comes through a gemstone,

and it casts a wonderful

warm glow on everything.

Oh, you mean a salt lamp?

Is that what this is?

- Then yes.

- Yeah, it's pretty common.

It's like...

a thing for lonely people.

Mom and Dad don't seem

to like being grandparents.

Maybe that's why

they never even pressure me

to have kids anymore.

I think it's more

that they just gave up on you.

I mean...

it does seem...

unlikely at this point.

You never even

have relationships.

So...

...that's probably why.

Walk over to the dresser,

bend over

and spread your butt cheeks.

Now, that is vulnerable.

You know,

Charles and I nearly thought

we didn't have a connection

after our first date.

But it was because

we were wearing sunglasses,

and didn't see

each other's eyes.

How did you realize

that had been a problem?

Well, when we

took the sunglasses off,

it was better.

Who's c*ck

was in your mouth last?

Yours.

You don't wanna

see other people?

I'm pretty busy.

That's a strong current.

It's a tide.

It's going in.

It's going out.

Here's all your homework

from middle school.

And what are you doing with it?

I want you to take it.

I don't want it.

I've been keeping it for you.

It's taking up space.

You want me to throw it out?

I don't know.

Can I get back to you?

It might have something useful.

Okay.

I love you so much.

I love you too.

You say that so perfunctorily.

She says it

like she's holding her nose.

Well,

maybe I could say it better

if I knew you weren't

always looking to complain

about how I say it.

Thank God.

Now, I don't have to

listen to you talk anymore.

If you're not on Spotify...

you're behind the times.

You're behind.

You gotta keep up.

People can become obsolete.

And that's worth repeating.

People... can become obsolete.

I was wondering

if maybe sometime

you could have me not even

talk when I come over here.

I kind of did do that once,

but... it made you sad.

Yeah, but I thought

you really meant it.

I did really mean it.

I like hearing

about what's going on with you,

but sometimes it's a lot.

You really like to talk.

At the end of the day sometimes

it's just nice to relax.

You did a good job.

Now, say goodnight.

Say... goodnight.

I don't wanna say goodnight.

I was about to go to sleep,

but then I got up and I

did all of this for you.

Now I'm wide awake and

you don't even wanna talk.

I'm not an internet window.

You can't just open and close

the browser when you want.

Well, that's good you're

able to say all this.

Saying how you feel

in the moment

is the mark of

a good submissive.

You know,

if you keep your head down,

you could stay here

for a really long time.

Okay.

I'll miss working with you.

I'll miss working with you too.

Although...

...you never

made yourself obsolete

like you promised

when I hired you.

Well, the candles were nice.

There was only one candle.

Thank you...

for forgiving me

for mansplaining about LA.

I lead an amazing life.

Every morning I wake up

and I'm grateful

I get to compose music,

you know?

I just, I...

I really love what I do.

That's nice.

It is. Yeah.

It's amazing.

Eight.

More please, master.

Nine.

More please, master.

Ten.

You're supposed to say,

"More please master."

Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought we've only been

going up to ten each time.

Sometimes I compose

scores for films.

Oh, cool.

What kind of films?

So far mostly children's films.

It is cool.

Are there any film scores

you particularly like?

Um...

Well, there is one

that's by far my favorite.

Maybe the most beautiful

song I've ever heard,

but it's embarrassing.

What is it?

It's from the movie

In the Act of Wishing for Love.

In the act... of...

...of... wishing... for love.

Let's not listen to it now.

So, I'm getting back together

with my ex- girlfriend.

And she's unfortunately not open

to me having other submissives.

I really enjoyed

our time together, Ann.

Okay.

No problem.

Thanks

for letting me crash here.

Sure.

Just don't read my diary.

Oh, I... I didn't know

it was your diary.

Just so you know,

I have my shirt up

and I'm putting on rash cream.

You can do whatever you want.

I feel weird being here.

Like my whole family, my kids,

Magnolia.

Everyone's over there

and I've exiled myself.

And you have nothing on your

walls and it's really strange.

Well, maybe you just

needed a sleepover

with your little sister.

No.

So, in addition to some

of your responsibilities

changing in this restructuring,

your job title

will also change.

Oh.

What will it change to?

I do like my current job title.

I don't know yet.

It will be whatever

HR hands down to me.

Well,

perhaps you could pass along

that it's important for me

to keep that.

It will be whatever

HR hands down to me.

We don't have any choice

in this.

Well I have the choice

to accept it or not accept it.

I like to use real, real things

from someone's life

to humiliate them.

There was this...

this woman and she was...

she was very proud

that she was partner

at this law firm.

So... I had her

bring me her law degree and...

I came on it.

That makes sense.

And you said you have costumes.

Yeah, whole closet full.

I have f*ck, f*ck...

f*ck, f*ck,

f*ck, and f*ck.

What do you think your

friends at the Women's March

would say if they could see you

right now?

Oh, um...

I don't know.

Today...

you are gonna be communicating

in a series of...

oinks.

One oink for no.

Two oinks...

for yes.

You said you wrote my name here.

I thought you just wrote Ann.

f*ck is your name.

Your revised official

job title will be

Clinical Media

eLearning Specialist.

This is what HR came back with.

They granted your request

to put "Media"

in front of "eLearning."

However, they did not

approve the word, "And."

I don't know

if I would've left him

if it weren't for Elaine.

Although obviously his

satisfaction was there already.

Probably.

I just don't know

if I could live alone

after having a family, you know?

You know if I do

get back together with Craig,

I can still come over and

put your eczema cream on.

I... didn't know

you needed that.

Dinner time?

Yeah.

I will survive

I will survive

Dancing, dancing

We're dancing

in the streets

Dancing, dancing

This too will pass.

We absolutely

cannot use this system

until the changes in red

are implemented.

This is very troubling.

You are gonna have

to learn how to make me come.

You need more training.

You are more than your work.

You're more

than your job titles.

You're more than your thoughts.

You're more than your bodies.

I recognize

that this merger

is difficult for you,

because you effectively

have begun working

for a new company.

The issue is not the transition.

The issue is that

you are micromanaging me,

as I mentioned in my email.

I might be back late tonight.

Mm, what are you doing?

Seeing a friend.

Someone you're dating?

It's more casual than that.

I could never be

in something like that

that doesn't have a future.

I just want to see

how much more comfortable

your bed is than my bed.

You did a presentation?

I didn't know about this.

It's Ann, everyone.

We already talked to her.

2007 was a year of big change.

Are you gonna need

aftercare after every time?

I don't know.

Well, let me just rinse

this off first.

Facebook

expanded out

of the college campuses.

I am sorry.

I want to be supportive.

It's just you're showing up

right when I'm about

to start work,

and it's all just a lot

right now.

The iPhone was invented.

Yeah, I'll... I'll go.

It's fine.

In theory, I like it.

But in practice,

I might need aftercare.

You take care of us,

we'll take care of you.

You want to emphasize

the claustrophobic feeling?

I can't hear those bells.

I want everyone on the BQE

to know

how much of a wh*re you are.

So...

what have you been

fantasizing about lately?

I don't know.

I've been tired lately.

I guess the f*ck.

Your place looks good.

It's the same.

It is the same.

You see, we are fated

to be together after all.

No.

You changed your username.

I didn't know it was you.

You can put those away

and get real ones.

What?

Put the plastic utensils

away and get real ones.

I thought you were gonna

spend the night this time.

I can't sleep and I'm bored.

Well, do you

want to watch something?

My computer's over there.

No.

I think

I'd just sleep better at home.

Okay.

Sorry.

So, why are you going

to Israel for vacation?

You like seeing all those

Jews together in one place?

Well...

it appeals

to my Zionist impulses, I guess.

You're a Zionist?

Well, I don't agree with

everything Israel does, but...

yes.

You said you wanted

to know more about me.

Do you need me to leave?

Not for a few more minutes.

Okay.

Let me know.

Thank you.

A whole vacation

and you just want to give me

a few hours to spend with you?

Well, you were the one who said

I should use this vacation

to do work.

I thought you would

just do work in the mornings.

Just because

I have

a wrong opinion about a plant,

doesn't mean

you have to yell at me, right?

Right.

That's a male oak

and that is a female oak.

You know what these are?

It's a flower of the beech plum.

A beech plum

is a round purple fruit.

Yeah. Yeah.

I do know some things.

I was hoping

for some acknowledgement

before you shut me down.

What do you mean?

Who do you think taught you

all these things about plants?

I don't know.

I did.

When the union's

inspiration

Through the workers' blood

Shall run

There can be no power greater

Anywhere beneath the sun

But what force on Earth

Is weaker

Than the feeble

Strength of one

But the union

Makes us strong

- Solidarity forever

- Forever

- Solidarity forever

- Solidarity forever

- Solidarity forever

- Solidarity forever

- The union makes us strong

- The union makes us strong

It is we

Who plowed the prairies

Built the cities

Where they trade

Dug the mines

And built the workshops

Endless miles

Of railroad laid

Now we stand outcast

and hungry

Midst the wonders

we have made the wonders

- But the union

- But the union

- Makes us strong

- Makes us strong

- Solidarity forever

- Solidarity forever

- Solidarity forever

- Solidarity forever

- Solidarity forever

- Forever

- The union makes us strong

- The union makes us strong

In our hands

Is placed a power

Greater

Than their hoarded gold

Greater

Than the might of atoms

Magnified a thousand fold

We can--

What?

You said I'm not

spending time with you.

I'm spending time with you

right now.

How much time?

I'll watch you pick your teeth

as long as you want.

Ah.

I do ten times

between each tooth.

Do you want to take a banana

on the train tomorrow?

- Sure.

- So, put it in your bag.

I don't wanna pack it

in my bag overnight.

It will get too ripe.

I might forget

you're taking it and eat it.

Well, that's okay too.

How about a peach?

- Sure.

- So put that in your bag.

I don't wanna pack it yet.

It's the same problem

as with the banana.

I thought you said

you wanted to have a threesome.

No, I just said

I wanted to meet her.

You said

everyone would have a fun time.

No.

You said that

and I agreed.

And this is a fun time.

Okay,

so what are your interests?

I like dense foods

that sit heavily in the stomach.

Anything else?

Say, I don't like when people

get too upset about 9/11.

I don't think that's--

Hey, let her be herself.

Usually I like to wait

and see

what someone else orders,

so I won't make the wrong choice

and be jealous.

That... seems like a hard

way to go through life.

You're the only one

that messaged me.

Where do you like hanging out?

Here.

It has such a good cast.

Yeah, Geena Davis.

Tom Hanks.

There's no crying in baseball.

There's no crying in baseball.

Yeah, and that wonderful song.

Well, what song?

Um... You know.

Batter up

Hear that call

The time has come to play

Well...

this is my stop.

It was great hanging out

with you tonight.

Yes, definitely.

Thank you for introducing me

to the work of Wilson Everton.

If I opened up

this pickled herring,

would you be interested

in sharing it with me?

Um...

You don't seem enthusiastic.

You should totally go ahead

and have the herring.

Yeah, but if you don't eat it

then it will be weird

that I have herring breath.

I could try it.

Is it a fishy fish?

I like lox.

Ooh.

Do you want a La Croix?

Yeah.

That's perfect. I have two left.

One perk of where I live

is that my subway station house

is the only remaining

subway station house

with a street level entrance,

in all of New York City.

It used to be quite common,

but not anymore.

Oh, cool.

Sorry, I get excited

about subway history.

I shouldn't... bore you with it.

No, no.

I like a man who's proud

of his subway stop.

What else

has your subway station got?

You're really friendly.

You're really friendly too.

Yeah.

But I feel like I'm friendly

in response

to your friendliness.

Are other people not friendly?

I don't know.

I'm probably friendly

cause I like you.

I want to make you come.

Am I in the right ballpark?

Um...

Not even close?

I just haven't come before

from people touching me,

and I probably won't

with someone new.

Oh.

I really like

lying in bed with you.

I like lying in bed

with you too.

But maybe next time

we can make a real plan?

Isn't this a real plan?

I mean...

a plan where we

go outside of the house,

so I know we're

more than sex friends.

Wait...

what?

It would be nice to make a plan

outside of the house.

No, the other part.

Oh.

Well... I've mainly seen people

casually in the past,

and I'm looking for dating now.

I don't see you as a sex friend,

but we can definitely

have plans outside of the house.

Jesus Christ Superstar,

Aida,

Phantom,

Evita,

Chicago,

Grease.

Wow,

sounds like you're a really big

Andrew Lloyd Webber fan.

Is that bad?

Oh, those are the irritating

show tunes I was mentioning.

I guess it's a specific taste.

Les Mis of course.

No, no.

Les Mis is the worst.

Les Mis is the best one.

I know all of the songs.

"Empty Chairs At Empty Tables,"

"In My Life/A Heartful Of Love,"

"Bring Him Home,"

"Valjean's Soliloquy."

James and Lily

gone and dead

Harry left with no family

I blamed myself

How could I not

How could I feel guilt-free

Betrayal

I smell it in the air, I do

That cowardly rat

Was so untrue

To save his life

He m*rder*d his friends

Disloyal untrue

The list never ends

Harry

This is all I ask of you

To believe my story

For it is true

Now let me get that rat

That scurries on the floor

So, I can commit the m*rder

That I was imprisoned

For

Keep going.

What?

I said keep going.

Oh.

You didn't come?

- No.

- Oh.

Sorry.

I thought you did.

Bless you.

Sorry.

I really thought you came.

A lot came out.

Well we're speaking

to several other candidates,

but we will be in touch.

Thanks for coming in.

Oh, okay.

Well yeah,

it was nice to meet you guys.

Thanks. Yeah.

I guess

you didn't think he was good.

No, I thought he was great.

I just didn't want

to get his hopes up

in case we needed

to say no later.

I don't think

you have to worry about that.

- Hi.

- Hi.

I finally get to see

where you live.

I like it.

I was beginning to think

you weren't into this

because you kept

not inviting me over.

No, I'm definitely into this.

Well,

you also don't text me much.

You know, sometimes I wonder...

I always try

and respond to your texts

during my train commutes.

I could try and text more.

No, no, no, one of the things

I like about you

is how independent you are.

I just...

wanted to share how I feel.

I feel better now

that I've done it.

Oh.

Well...

I'm glad you shared it too.

Do you like that I have to

stay here as long as you want?

Hmm.

And I'm all on display for you?

Hold on.

I haven't drawn in a while. I...

I can't get

the shape of your arm.

You can't move.

This is not about

making a perfect drawing.

You didn't tell me that.

It's supposed to be foreplay,

like in the Titanic.

It'd still be nice to get

the proportions roughly correct.

I really like the faces

you make.

You make intense faces.

I'm probably just mirroring you.

I'm sure

I make some intense faces.

I mean, not that I've...

I mean, my faces

reflect what I feel too.

You know...

...you could

see your old masters

if you needed to.

You want me to see masters?

Not really.

Then why are you

telling me to see them?

I'm not telling you to see them.

It's just--

You've had one type

of relationship your whole life.

I...

I would think you would miss it.

I think people can like

more than one type

of relationship.

Anyway,

you could be Master Chris.

I could be Master Chris.

I may be part-time Master Chris.

I just don't want you

to get bored of our relationship

down the road.

- Did you hear my update?

- Yeah.

I know that you're leaving.

I wanted to be the one

to tell you,

but... there was just always

other people around.

It's 7:30 and it's already

getting dark out.

- Yeah.

- Hmm.

And tomorrow the sun

is going to set at 7:29.

Do you ever worry about

being alone when you're old?

I don't know.

Someone has to die first.

I mean more like...

being alone

in your fifties and sixties.

I guess

I haven't thought about that.

I feel like I would like

to find someone to be with.

I worry about being alone.

Oh.

Sorry.

Well...

in terms of the investigation

of the lost external drive,

I'm surprised

we haven't heard more

from the quality assurance

team.

I'm really sorry.

I'll do

whatever needs to be done.

Well, let's not remind them.

We already reported it.

I'm on your side.

Oh.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

The bark is rough

because as the trees grow,

the bark expands too.

But... it can't keep up with

the pace of the tree,

so it breaks.

La la la la-la-la

La la la

La la la la-la-la

La la la

Thank you, thank you very much.

Thank you.

Good job, good job.

My friend's show

is coming up September 15th.

If you're interested in joining.

Well, that sounds good.

Yeah,

I'll put it in my calendar.

I don't know if that's

planning ahead too much.

No.

I want to plan ahead.

What are you doing?

I thought I'd wait here until

you're ready for a blowjob.

Wow.

Um...

Okay. Well...

Well, I'm ready now.

It would be exciting

if you made me wait for a while.

Oh, I see.

I can do that.

Yes.

You wait there.

I want your mouth available

to me to use

the second I feel like it.

That kind of thing?

Yeah, exactly.

The song you're writing

that always makes me anxious.

What is it about again?

The feeling

that the time in which

you could have done something

has passed.

Right.

It reminds me

of how, when I was a kid,

I always used to hate thinking

about all the things

I'd have to do later in life

that seemed... impossible.

Hmm.

Get general anesthesia,

drive a car,

have sex...

- ...host a party.

- Oh.

But that would more be

the feeling

that you might have

to do something.

Oh.

Sorry.

So, is it overcooked?

Yes.

I'm sorry.

And there's so much of it.

You went to Oberlin, right?

I went to Wesleyan.