08x14 - Toilet Water

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

- Whoa!
- Incredible!

The awesome.

I can'ts believe my eyes.

What are you guys looking at?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No.

- [barks]
- [all] It's Krypto,
the super dog.

Oh, and Superman's here too.

Superman, what an honor.

Do you need help
saving the Earth?

I can go get my stick.

The chillax, Friend Robin.

For once, the Earth is
not in the danger.

Yes, Supes is just here

because we agreed
to dogsit Krypto.

[barks]

Superman,
will you give us a minute?

Are you guys crazy?
You can't dogsit Krypto.

Why the not?

Because Krypto is a smart,
highly disciplined dog.

See?

And you guys are a bunch
of irresponsible chuckleheads.

I don't sees the problem.

The problem
is that your careless behavior

is going to rub off
and turn Krypto into a bad dog.

No, it won't.

And besides,
how are we supposed
to learn responsibility

if you won't let us
be responsible for anything?

Come on, bro. Give us a chance.

[sighs] Fine.

We can dogsit Krypto.

[Titans cheering]

"Caring for Krypto:
Super Do's and Don'ts."

Ah, I guess we'll be okay
as long as we follow
the rules in this notebook.

No problem, man.
We got this.

Goodbye, the Superman.

- See you next week.
- [Krypto barking]

All right. This is a big
responsibility, Titans.

- So let's not mess it up.
- Yo, Krypto.

- Wanna sniff
each other's butts?
- [Krypto barks]

[sniffing]

[Beast Boy] Oh, snap.

- You's getting that organic
dog food, ain't you?
- [Krypto barks]

[whistling]

Ahhh!

No, Krypto.

Only bad dogs
drink toilet water.

- Shoo, shoo.
- [Krypto whines]

[clears throat]
Which one of you
left the toilet seat up?

Come on, Titans.

The rules clearly state

that Krypto should
not be allowed
to drink from the toilet.

Chill, bro.

I do's it all the time.
It's no big deal.

Yes, it is.

Terrible things will happen

if you continue
to spoil Krypto.

We are not the spoiling him, Robin.

- [Krypto pants]
- What are you doing?

Krypto's not allowed
on the furniture.

Shh. But what is
the worst thing
that can happen, Robin?

[panting]

Get out of the couch,
Krypto, now.

[whines]

It's okay, boy.
He's just a big old meanie,
isn't he?

Yo, Krypto. I'll cheer you up.

Bet you can't catch me.

- [Krypto barking]
- [Beast Boy laughing]

No running in the house.

[Beast Boy laughing]

- [furniture clattering]
- [Krypto barking]

[shudders]

That's enough.

You're going to turn Krypto
into a bad dog.

Now, I want you all
to promise me

that you'll be more responsible
caring for him.

[Titans] We promise.

[gobbling]

[chuckling] You guys
are eating without me?

Yes, but we saved a plate

for our favorite hero
in the whole wide world.

Well, how thoughtful.

No, not you.

[whistles] Come here, boy.

- [Krypto panting]
- Stop!

The notebook says

we're not allowed
to feed Krypto table food.

Oh, but Robin,
he appears to be the hungry.

[whines]

He's a dog.
They're always hungry.

Well, I don't care what
that stupid notebook says.

I'm feeding him.

No. You're not
going to corrupt
this dog any further.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

- [straining]
Give me that steak.
- [growling]

[gobbling]

[gulps] Ah.

Sorry, Krypto.
But that was for your own good.

[whines and growls]

- [Krypto growls]
- [Robin chokes]

[gasps] Krypto, the come back!

Nice work, Robin.
You made Krypto run away.

No, this is your fault.

You guys taught him to disobey.

Well, I don't care
whose fault it is.

We gotta find Krypto
before Superman returns.

Then we need
to fan out and find him
as quickly as possible.

Titans, go!

- Krypto.
- [bird whines]

The here, boy--

[distorted] Krypto.

[crying]

Krypto! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- [struggling]
- [Robin screaming]

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow!

Yo, Krypto. Where's you at?

Oh!

[Titans] Krypto. Krypto.
Krypto. Krypto. Krypto.

- [Beast Boy] Krypto. Here, boy.
- Here, boy.

Ahhh, this is hopeless.

We've looked everywhere.

Supes is gonna k*ll us
when he finds out.

- [metal clangs]
- Whoa.

Would you look at that?

[Starfire] Maybe the Krypto
is in there.

Only one way to find out.

Titans, go!

[hinges creaking]

- Krypto.
- Here, boy.

This place is creepy, yo.

[all scream]

[man on speaker] Who dares
enter my hydrant hideout?

Whoa. We don't
want any trouble.

We're just looking
for a missing dog.

Perhaps, you have seen him.

Ah, yes.

You're in luck.

Krypto.

[Krypto] Greetings, Titans.

No ways! You can talk?

Yes, I designed this collar
so I can communicate my plan
to the human world.

What plan?

Ever since I was a puppy,

I was told I had
to obey mankind's rules.

But thanks to you Titans,
I learned that dogs can be free
to do whatever they wanted.

Which is why I built this.

[lever creaks]

I call it
the Disobey Super Ray.

Once activated, it will cause
every dog on Earth to turn
on their human masters.

Freeing us to build
a new society...

- [meows]
-[Krypto] ... where canines
reign supreme.

[laughing maniacally]

[howls]

I hates to admit it,
but Robin was right.

Our careless behavior has
turned Krypto into a bad dog.

Oh, yes. A very, very bad dog.

[machine howls]

- [dogs growling]
- [woman screeching]

[dogs barking]

[man screaming]

[dogs barking]

- [man screaming]
- [dogs barking]

- [bell ringing]
- [people screaming]

[burps]

Krypto, as your temporary
human caregiver,

I order you
to deactivate this ray.

Forget it. I am done
listening to you
pathetic humans.

This is all our fault.

And now the whole world's
paying for it.

Not if I can help it.

Titans, curb that dog.

[Titans scream]

Ahhh!

[yelps]

Yeah! Ow, oh. Ahhh.

Ahhh!

[screams and roars]

- [Beast Boy screams]
- [Robin grunts]

[growls]

Ow, ow, ow. Ahhh.

Fools. You're helpless
against my superpowers.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a world to conquer.

What do we do?
He's invincible.

And we are the powerless
to stop him.

Mankind's future has been
flushed down the toilet.

- [bell dings]
- Maybe not.

You've just given me an idea.

[dogs barking]

[Cyborg] Say, Krypto.

All this hard work
must be making you thirsty.

Hmm, as a matter of fact--
[gasps]

Toilet water!

Oh, aside from Kryptonite,
it's my greatest weakness.

Mmm, this water
is the best, yo.

Mmm, you want some?

[grunts] No. Must resist.

- Gah.
- [Beast boy screams]

Mmm. So sweet. So forbidden.
[slurping]

Cone of shame deployed.

No, get it off!

Get it off!

Raven, now.

[whines] No!

Now, to reverse the ray.

[gulps in disgust]

Ugh. [retches]

[dogs barking]

We did it. We stopped Krypto.

Yeah, but what are we
gonna tell Superman?

Uh... [laughs nervously]

[sighs]

Oh, it was a pleasure
to dogsit Krypto.

Oh, yes, the indeed.

We followed all the rules
in the notebook.

And there he is,
your old pal, Krypto.

[Beast Boy] Woof, woof!

[squeals]

- He bought it!
- [all] Phew.

Lucky for us,

Beast Boy is dopey enough
to agree to such a dumb plan.

[all laughing]

[screams] Somebody help!

Ahhh!

Hey there, kids.

We had a lot of fun today
playing with our good friend, Krypto.

But taking care of pets
is a real responsibility.

Isn't that right, Titans?

- [dogs barking]
- [Beast Boy screaming]

- [animals clamoring]
- These pets are out of control.

We can't be responsible
for nothing.

[quacks]