08x01 - Welcome to Halloween

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

Go!

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[festive music playing]

Happy Halloween!
When we last left our friends

Teen Titans had just taken

Pepo the Pumpkinman here,
to the North Pole

to keep him from decomposing.

But now, a blizzard
is coming through,

and hopefully, they'll be okay.

[shuddering] We've been
marching through the snow f...

for hours.

We must escape the blizzard
before we are bitten by the

[shivering] frost.

[Pepo] Look!

We could take shelter there.

[Christmas bells ringing]

[choir vocalizing]

[both laughing]

A cozy alpine village.

No, not there. There!

[ominous music playing]

[lightning cracks]

Come on, everybody.

It'll be a Halloween adventure.

[all cheering]

Wait. Oh!

[Pepo] Boo-ya!

[lightning crashes]

- [knocks softly]
- Oh, well, no one's home.

Guess we'll just have to go
to the charming little village.

[door creaks]

Hey, it's open. What luck!

I don't think
this is a good idea.

[grunts]

Hello?

Happy Halloween?

[door slams]

This place is creepy.
Even by my standards.

I am getting
up-the-spine tinglies.

[roaring]

What's that?

Someone or thing is coming.

Titans! Cower in fear!

[roaring gets louder]

[all shuddering]

[footsteps approaching]

[chuckles nervously] Looks like
it's just a harmless old man.

Ja!

[all screaming]

Please don't hurt us!

We were just trying
to get out of the cold.

[in thick German accent]
Oh, ja, ja, welcome.

I will show you
to the fireplace

where you can
warm your feet. Ja?

Why, thank you, friend.

[all sigh in relief]

Where are you going?
He has horns on his head!

And did you see that tongue?

[chuckling]

[hissing]

It's a very nice castle
you have here,

Mr. Goat person, sir.

Oh, thank you. It has been
in my family for generations.

Doesn't this guy
seem off to you?

Not really.

You are just
being the paranoid, Robin.

But look. He scares children.

He eats them
when they're naughty.

And he's friends
with Santa. [gasps]

I know who this is.

Speak up! [slams]

Don't you know
whispering is rude?

[shivering] You're Krampus.

Ja!

- Sorry, never heard of ya.
- Me neither, friend.

Well, the Krampus
is one of the more...

- [grunts]
- ...obscure holiday legends.

- Here we are, children.
- [Robin grunts]

Please warm yourselves
by the fire.

And enjoy some hot tea.
[chuckles cunningly]

[yells]

Now, since you are going
to be here for awhile,

you all must be
the good children and
follow the rules. [chuckles]

Rule number one...

[reading signs]

And rule number three,

never, under any
other circumstances,
go into that room.

Ooh! I wonder what spooky stuff
is behind that door.

- We should go in there.
- No way, bro.

I bet that room is filled with
an army of undead reindeer.

[growling]

[Raven] Maybe it leads to
a dungeon filled with monsters.

[roaring and screeching]

[Starfire] I think it is a room
filled with the very
precious memories.

[child laughing]

[Robin] No, it's obviously
a room filled with the bones

of all the children
Krampus has eaten for dinner!

What about the dinner?

Oh, uh, we were just saying
how hungry we are.

[chuckles]
Where are my manners?

Krampus make you
dinner, ja. [chuckles]

Here you go, children.

Oh, thank you, friend

Oh, snap. This smells good.

Why is my dinner
blinking at me?

Hey, meatloaf.

No, it's brain.

Huh! My meal is trying to do

- the eating of the me!
- [snarls]

[yelps]

[splashes]

Oh, you have made
quite the mess, little girl.

I offer you
the sincerest of the apologies.

That's okay.

Why don't you help me
in the kitchen
with something? Ja?

[chuckles mischievously]

Why, the certainly!

No, Star, don't!

[growling softly]

We have to stop Krampus.
I think he's going
to eat Starfire.

I doubt that, Robin.

I'm sure she'll be just fine.

[Starfire screaming]

[slurping] Ah!

Where's our friend?

Oh, [chuckles]
she's, um, baking.

Baking?

Oh, man! Robin was right!

[all crying]

Why so sad?
Would you all care to join her?

[gasps] No. No, no. We're fine.

Well, good. Because I have
a surprise for you.

W... What kind of surprise?

Oh, it's just
a little something I...

[in evil voice] cut up
into tiny pieces. [laughs]

A jigsaw puzzle!
[laughs maniacally]

First, you must start
with the edges.

[bell rings]

[smacks] No! Not like that.

Sorry, Mr. Krampus, sir.

Whatever you say.

Just please don't eat us!

[Beast Boy] Ah! Look at those
cute little dolphins.

[screaming]

The dolphins get eaten
by the monster.

[chuckling]

Funny, ja?

[laughs hysterically]

You guys! You guys. Guys!

You wanna see something funny?

Now is not the time, Pepo.

Ha! What did Krampus tell you
about the whispering?

We're sorry, Krampus.
We'll behave.

Oh, no! Where's the final piece
of the puzzle?

It has to be
around here somewhere.

[boings] Oh, you guys, look!

I've got it.

[all gasping]

[softly] You're pulling
a Halloween prank on Krampus?

Are you crazy?

Oh, where's the final piece?

- I'm losing my patience!
- [Pepo] Hey.

Over here.

Give me that!

Hand it over, Pepo.

[fire roars]

- Oh, Pepo!
- [shouts] No!

[Krampus] You are
the very naughty children.

And the naughty children...

[in menacing voice]
get eaten by the Krampus!

[all shrieking]

[lively instrumental
music playing]

[roaring]

[floor screeches]

[floor screeches]

[tinkling]

[roars]

[Pepo] Guys, in here.

[lightning crashes]

No way, dude!
That's the forbidden room.

We don't wanna go in there!

Come here, little children!

It looks like
we've got no other choice.

[gasps]

[all] Wow!

[enchanting instrumental
music playing]

[Robin] Is that...

Krampus?

He looks so young
and full of life.

[Krampus] I was.

[all screaming]

I never wanted
to be the Krampus,
but I had no other choice.

It's the family business.

Being the Krampus
is passed down from
one generation to the next.

I hate the job.

Then why did you eat Starfire?

[all shrieking]

The desserts are the served.

Star. You're alive?

But we heard you scream.

I was doing of the baking
and did the classic
burning of the hand.

[scream echoes]

See? This is why
I hate the job.

Everyone always
thinks the worst of me.

But I am not
such a bad Krampus.

- Look at you.
You are kind of scary.
- Well,

the only reason
I scare the children

is so they behave and get
the presents at Christmas.

Without the Krampus,

there would be
only naughty children,
and no presents.

But does anyone
appreciate the Krampus?

No! They hate me!

Then perhaps you are working
the wrong holiday.

Hey! Have you ever
thought about Halloween?

Halloween?

Yeah! People would love you
on Halloween.

And you wouldn't have to
change a thing about yourself.

Hmm.

Krampus does not
get out of the castle much.

I not familiar
with the Halloween.

Then let us show you
what it's all about.

♪ Old Krampus, the demon goat ♪

♪ He's a hairy, scary man ♪

♪ And on Halloween night
He's full of fright ♪

♪ Try to stay away if you can ♪

♪ He loves to scare
And hear the screams ♪

♪ Of children
Trick or treating ♪

♪ Wherever they run
And try to hide ♪

- ♪ The children
He'll be eating ♪
- [laughing]

♪ Make way, make way
Oh, make way! Make way! ♪

♪ Old Krampus, the demon goat ♪

♪ Make way for the demon goat ♪

♪ It's Krampus
The demon goat ♪

♪ The hairy, scary man ♪

[laughing maniacally]

[laughing comically] See?

Everyone loves you
on Halloween.

Oh, for the first time
in my life

Krampus is truly happy.
[chuckles]

[roaring]

[giggling]

So, what do you say, Krampus?

Wanna make Halloween
your official holiday?

Ja! But who will
take over for me?

Without the Krampus,
Christmas will be ruined.

Gots to find you
a replacement, yo.

Someone who's obsessed
with rules, kind of a tyrant,

and smells like a dirty goat.

[gasps] I know! Friend Robin!

Hmm. Control people
and scare them into behaving?

It's a dream come true!

Okay, ja.

I now pronounce you
the new Krampus!

[cracks]

[whistles]

[all cheering]
Krampus! Krampus!

[in German accent]
Come here,
naughty little children.

[laughing maniacally]

[roaring]