08x02 - The Great Holiday Escape

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

This is gonna be the best
Christmas ever, yo!

Indeed, it is the most
magical of the times.

We've got the tree,
the lights.

All we need now
are the presents.

This year, I asked Santa
for custom accessories
for the T-Car.

I am hoping to receive
the tiny new pet.

I asked for some snacks.

[stomach rumbles]

[burps loudly]

I just want some
peace and quiet.

And this will be the year

I finally get
what I've always wanted.

A best friend.

[people] Aw!

Man, I can't wait until Santa
shows up with all our presents.

Oh right, I just remembered.
Santa ain't coming this year.

[all gasp]

What do you mean
he's not coming?

Well, I kind of sort of
got him locked up in prison.

[all gasp]

You did what?

I had no choice.

It was the only way I could
stop him from taking over
the other holidays.

But without Santa around
to give us presents,

Christmas will be ruined.

Relax.

Christmas ain't about presents.

It's all about love, peace
and spreading good cheer.

[Raven] Give us a break!

Those things are garbage
compared to getting presents.

I can't believe we've been
good all year and we won't get
anything to show for it.

This is the horrible.

We must do the something.

I've got it.

We know where Santa is, right?

So we just need
to bust him out.

Are you crazy, man?

You want us to break into
prison on Christmas Eve?

- Exactly.
- And how are we
supposed to do that?

By going undercover.

[horn honks]

[all scream]

[Raven] Just look
at this place.

- It's like a who's who
of terrifying villains.
- [growls]

I'm having second thoughts
about this plan.

[shudders] Perhaps we should
do the hiding?

These dudes
are making me nervous, yo.

Just remain calm.

All we need to do is pick
a fight with the biggest
villain in here

and then the rest
will leave us alone.

You want a piece of me, Bane?

Well, you can have it.

[grunting]

Stop! Stop!

I don't wanna fight you.

I just wanted
to bring you this
welcome basket.

Wow! That was really
thoughtful of you.

Now get lost!

[gasps]

[crying]

Okay, Titans, now that we've
demonstrated our dominance,
it's time to find Santa.

Uh, guys?

It can't be!

It isn't.

It is!

[all] Santa!

Prison life has made
him jacked.

[angrily] h*, h*, h*!

Santa?

Well, well.

If it isn't Beast Boy
and the other garbage children.

Here's the deal, yo. We's here
to bust you out so you can
deliver our presents.

Forget it.

I'm not going anywhere
with you.

You're the reason
I'm in this dump.

But wouldn't you rather
spend Christmas
outside these walls?

No.

There's nothing for me
out there anymore.

What about the reindeer?

My reindeer?

[scoffs]

Our relationship soured
the moment I got locked up.

I do miss them terribly.

It would take a
Christmas miracle

to get us back together.
And without them,

I have no reason
to leave these prison walls.

We thought you might say that.

Which is why we went ahead
and set up a little visit.

Go to them, yo.

Prancer? Vixen? Comet?

I'm surprised you came.

[grunting]

Yes, of course.

I've thought of you every day.

[growls]

What... You what now?

You don't believe me?

[hisses]

Hey, hey, hey!
You can't just walk away.

You filthy animals.

Let me try speaking to them.

Reindeer to reindeer.

Listen, bros.

Christmas ain't no time
for fighting.

[grunts]

It's a time to put
our differences aside

and focus on the true meaning
of the holiday.

Presents.

So what do you say

you and Santa
make peace on Earth

so we can get our greedy hands
on some gifts?

We always did have so much fun

delivering those
presents together.

Don't you remember?

[all exclaim]

[Santa sadly] h*, h*, h*!

I miss all of you so much.

I'm so sorry.

So does this mean
we're getting back together?

All right, you garbage kids,
let's break out of this joint.

Listen close, Santa.

We've got a foolproof plan
to get you out of here.

Beast Boy, the map!

I didn't bring no map, fool.

How dare you forget the map?

You just doomed
the entire mission.

Easy, fella.

Easy.

I know this prison
like the back of my hand.

[chuckles maniacally]

Okay. Here's the plan.

We're going to escape
through the chimney

in cell block D
and distract the guards
with a Christmas party.

Raven and Cyborg will be
in charge of making
the invitations.

Starfire will procure
the decorations

and Beast Boy will
score the food.

Sounds good, yo.

But I's gonna need
a distraction

so I can sneak
into the kitchen.

Santa and I can help with that.

Now, is everyone ready?

Then let's do this, yo.

[Robin whistles] Yo, Bane!

You again?

Listen, I do not want any
of the trouble.

Too late, punk.

You got trouble.

Guards!

Bane's on a rampage.

Help! Ow! Help! Ow!

- He's a mad man!
- Come on.

- No, what are you--
- Guards! Please, lock him away.

He's attacking me!

[Robin whimpering]

Stop! What are you doing?
I do not want to fight you.

I have only got one more day
left on my sentence.

- [groans]
- [guard] Correction.

You now have 100 years
for fighting in the mess hall.

No!

- I'm going to break you
for this, little man.
- Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.

Did you get everything,
Beast Boy?

Oh, you knows it.

I even got some for me.

These are gonna be

the best invitations ever.

I made one for the T-Car, too.

And I made one for Robin.

[both laugh]

The dirty. The gross. The yuck.

Ugh, these prisoners
are the filthy!

[mouse squeaks]

[Starfire gasps]

Well, hello there,
little friend.

These disgusting
prison issued socks
will make the lovely

Christmas stockings
for our party,
don't you think?

[squeaks]

Joy!

[chuckles]

[chattering indistinctly]

[festive music playing]

[all laughing]

It appears everyone is
enjoying the party.

- Then it's time for us to make
our escape
- We better hurry.

Christmas starts in an hour.

To the chimney, yo!

[suspenseful music playing]

Oh, mans.
It's blocked off.

Now what?

Here you go.

An early Christmas gift

my reindeer smuggled in.

A fruit cake?

Yeah.

Except this fruit cake

is packing a surprise.
[chuckles]

Sweet! I can use these
to chisel a way through.

- [clanging]
- But it's going to be loud.

Just get to work.

We'll take care of the noise.

- [all chattering indistinctly]
- [mic feedback]

[clears throat]

Ladies and gentlemen

and criminal masterminds
of all ages.

We present to you
a Christmas jingle.

[strums "Jingle Bells"]

♪ Jingle bells ♪

♪ Prison smells ♪

♪ Like these garbage kids ♪

♪ Santa's rude ♪

♪ Cy's my dude ♪

♪ Hope he's
Breaking through, hey! ♪

♪ Jingle bells ♪

♪ Sorry, cannot stay ♪

♪ This was fun
Now we have to run
In Santa's getaway sleigh ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪
- [prisoners cheering]

You're just in time.

- I think I hear Santa's sleigh
up on the roof.
- [bells jingling]

And out climbs good old
Santa Claus.

Haha, I'm free!

[chuckles]

Thanks for the help, kids.

Now, wait right there.

I've got a special surprise

for you.

You're double crossing us?

But what abouts our presents?

You garbage children
don't deserve presents

after everything
you've put me through.

I'm putting you on the
permanent naughty list.

Merry Christmas.

[laughs maniacally]

[all scream]

It's official.

Another Christmas ruined.

[melancholy music playing]

Yeah, this Christmas
stinks, yo.

I can't believe Santa
double crossed us.

And the worst part is
we don't get any presents.

- [squeaks]
- But friends,

did we not receive
everything we wanted this year?

I now have the adorable pet.

Starfire's right. I did get
these custom plates for
the T-Car.

I got some snacks.

[Raven] I'm finally getting
some peace and quiet.

[Cyborg] And it looks like
Robin got a new best friend.

- [alarm blaring]
- [Santa] h*, h*, h*!

Merry Christmas to all.

And to all a good night.
[cackles]