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01x06 - Welcome to Jurassic World

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous". Aired: September 18, 2020 – July 21, 2022.*
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Follows a group of teenage campers who become stranded on Isla Nublar after multiple dinosaurs escape their habitats.

01x06 - Welcome to Jurassic World

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-[insects chirping]

-[rumbling]

[dinosaurs bellowing]

[thudding]

[roars, screeches]

[kids panting]

[Ben] Ow!

[Bumpy squeals]

-Is everyone okay?

-Is everyone? [chuckles]

Yaz, wait!

Wait! [grunts] Yasmina!

[both groaning]

-[Ben groans]

-[Bumpy squeals]

-[Yasmina] We're not okay!

-Yaz--

We're in the middle of a jungle

with a monster dinosaur out there,

and you

You

Destroyed our only way to get help

and lied about it!

I told you guys!

So, you did take Brooklynn's phone?

Why? What were you doing?

Probably trying to erase my video

of her taking those samples

from the Sinoceratops. [gasps]

And you knew about the Indominus rex

because you were snooping around

Dr. Wu's office when I ran into you.

-I knew it!

-I didn't mean to destroy the phone.

I fell on it when the zipline

came down and--

But you did steal it?

You had it that whole time

and didn't tell us?

Hold up. What were you doing

in Dr. Wu's office, Brooklynn?

I It doesn't matter.

I didn't break our only way

to call for help and then lie about it!

This is not my fault! This is her fault!

-She--

-I'm here to spy!

For a company called Mantah Corp.

Mantah Corp?

They're a bioengineering company,

big rivals with Masrani.

They tried to make dinosaurs, too,

but Wu beat them to it.

You doomed us all for some lousy company?

Our ranch was in trouble,

so my folks had to borrow a lot of money

from some shady people.

We didn't know

they were fronting for Mantah Corp.

They said we'd lose everything

unless I spied for them.

Use the behind-the-scenes access I'd get

at camp to gather info from Wu's lab,

and DNA from dinos,

and whatever else they needed.

But then Brooklynn caught on,

and I got scared,

and then everything went wrong.

This is the last thing I wanted to happen.

Oh. [scoffs]

To be next to a broken van

on k*ller Dinosaur Island?

Hey, me, too! What are the odds?

Yaz, I--

Was it all a lie, wanting to be friends?

Pretending you cared about

You just needed someone

to hide what you were doing.

Tell me I'm wrong.

[sobs]

I'm such an idiot.

[Sammy] You are wrong!

I just didn't know how to say it,

how to explain to you.

Just because I spied

doesn't change who I am.

Don't touch me!

Go away, Sammy.

[gasps]

[whimpers, cries]

[Bumpy grunting]

Not now, Bumpy.

Look, I know the situation we're in

is suboptimal--

It's trash. Just say it's trash, Ben.

Yes, but despite

the obvious trashitude

-[grunting]

-we we need to--

-Bumpy, what are you

-[rumbling]

[roaring]

[all screaming]

[Ben] This is trash! This is trash!

-What the heck?

-[helicopter whirring]

[Ben grunts]

[g*nf*re]

Masrani's helicopter!

That's his call sign on the tail!

They're sh**ting at the Indominus!

[roaring]

-[squeals]

-[thuds]

-What was that?

-Yeah! Kick its butt, Masrani!

[whooping] We're saved!

Yeah, baby!

Ah! I told you, they've got it

totally under--

[expl*si*n]

[Darius] With those pteranodons loose,

we're sitting ducks!

We've gotta take cover!

[gasps]

-[tablet beeps]

-The Kayak River!

The entrance is near here.

It goes underground, beneath the ridge.

If we follow it, it'll take us

right to the main park.

Then that's where we need to be.

Come on!

-[squealing]

-[both grunting]

Come on, Bumpy!

[screeching]

[Kenji screams]

Come on!

-[Kenji panting]

-[beeping continues]

-Hurry up!

-[grunts]

[panting]

[both grunting]

[Brooklynn] There it is!

-Bumpy! Come on, we need to go in!

-Come on, Bumpy!

[screeching]

-[both screaming]

-[screeching continues]

[Darius whimpers]

-[Ben grunts]

-[pteranodon screeches]

[all panting]

[automated voice] Jurassic World

River Adventures.

What?

Prepare yourselves for the wonder

of the underground river.

Two adventurers per kayak.

Life vests must be worn at all times.

Adults, please fasten your own life vests

before helping little adventurers.

Remain seated at all times.

Your journey begins now.

-Brooklynn and I call the CKK.

-CKK?

-Cool kids' kayak.

-[huffs]

-Ben and Bumpy can go in this one.

-I'll go with them.

[Sammy gasps]

-[Yasmina] Let's go, dude.

-Ah! [stammers] Okay.

[Bumpy grunts]

-[Yasmina groans, grunts]

-[Ben grunts]

Come on, Sammy, let's get out of here.

[automated voice] Ladies and gentlemen,

we'd like to thank you for your patience.

Darius, do you copy?

Kids, please answer.

[sighs] Still nothing.

Look! There's an ACU tablet and vehicle

on the move here.

That must be them!

They said they had a van,

but they're still not safe out there.

We've gotta get to them.

HQ, this is Roxie from Camp Cretaceous.

Do you copy?

[woman on radio] Who-- This frequency

is for emergency use only!

This is an emergency!

We've got kids in Sector Seven

outside the containment area, and--

Hey! Dave here.

Sounds like you got

your hands full over there.

Tell you what--

if you let us borrow a park vehicle,

we can just bring the kids in

ourselves, just--

No, we can't just let you

just take a vehicle!

Yours is not

the only emergency happening.

What? I don't know. I don't know.

They say they're from the camp.

[man on radio] We don't have time

for this. Clear the line!

Hello? Hello?

They hung up on me. They hung up on me!

If things are as bad as we think,

there's no way rescuing six kids

is gonna be their top priority.

What are we gonna do?

Jack a park vehicle,

go storming across the island?

-Stop!

-[man] Hey, you don't have authorization!

-Watch it!

-CKK has right of way.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Hey, the cave's getting bigger.

And brighter?

[both gasp]

[Bumpy groans]

Even with the glowy stuff,

it's really dark in here.

[muffled gasp]

I could have used my phone as a flashlight

if Sammy hadn't broken it.

Of course, if we had my phone,

we wouldn't be here at all.

Hey, will you stop harshing

the mellow of the CKK?

How many times are you gonna say "CKK"?

CKK? Why?

Would you like me to stop saying "CKK"?

CKK. CKK. CKK.

[sighs] You're acting like

this doesn't affect you, too.

We're here because of her.

Or maybe something else

would have happened

and we would still be stuck here.

Look, I-- I know you're mad at Sammy,

but getting mad

doesn't get us out of here.

It just makes more people mad, you know?

Put yourself in her shoes.

At this point, is there

anything you could say

that would make Sammy feel worse

than she already does?

Take it from someone

who has ample experience

in rubbing people the wrong way.

Just ask.

It's just that you talk so much

about your ranch and your family.

But your family sent you here

to break the law.

Don't, Darius.

You don't know anything about my family.

I know they put you in danger

when they sent you to spy on the park.

How can you still defend them?

Because they didn't send me.

They said "no" to Mantah Corp.

They said they'd rather lose everything

than use me like that.

I was the one who contacted

the Mantah Corp agent.

I agreed to come here.

My family

they didn't even know what I was planning

until I was already on the ferry.

Smashing the phone was an accident,

but Brooklynn's right--

this is all my fault.

I still don't see why--

If your family was in trouble,

wouldn't you do anything in your power

to save them?

Ben, would you please put down

that overgrown turtle

and pick up your paddle?

I think Bumpy's seasick.

I think you need to paddle!

-[Bumpy groans]

-I think

we both need to prepare for dino-vomit!

You guys, should the algae be moving?

[Kenji yelps]

[dinosaurs groan]

Don't panic, guys. They're herbivores!

Unbelievable!

Dr. Wu must have put the bioluminescent

gene into these Parasaurolophuses.

[groans]

What do you mean I insulted Bumpy?

You called her a turtle,

and now she's upset!

Ben, dinosaurs can't understand English!

Well, I'm glad she can't,

because there have been

several unkind things said.

Okay, okay. I'm sorry, Bumpy.

-[squeals]

-Oh, great! Now you made it worse.

[scoffs] Yep. This is the kayak I picked.

[squealing]

[groaning]

-[Darius gasps]

-[Sammy] Whoa! [whimpers]

[both yelp]

Yeah. Cool.

-[Darius gasps]

-[groans]

-[Ben whimpers]

-[Bumpy squeals]

[all gasping, grunting]

[squealing]

-[bellowing]

-[grunts]

-Whoa!

-[whimpering]

Hmm?

[bellows]

-Uh, cool kids to nerds, where are you?

-[Darius] Over here!

I think something scared

the Parasaurolophuses.

Darius, if we stopped paddling,

why are we still moving forward?

[Darius gasps]

[yelps] Paddle! There's a current

pulling us into a different tunnel.

[grunting]

[Darius] No! Guys!

[all screaming]

[screaming continues]

[panting]

-[boats thud]

-[Kenji grunts]

-[Bumpy groaning]

-[sighs] We're okay. We're okay.

-[Sammy laughs]

-[Bumpy squeals]

What? [gasps]

Why did you gasp?

It didn't sound like a good gasp!

'Cause I know exactly where we are, guys.

We're in the Jurassic World Lagoon.

And so is the Mosasaurus.

[both gasp]

I assume the Mosasaurus

is some kind of giant fish dinosaur

that's gonna try and eat us.

-[yelps]

-[low growling]

[whimpers]

It's circling, testing us.

It's acting like a shark.

We're intruders in its domain,

so it's investigating us.

Before it gets confident,

decides to to

[snarling]

-[whimpers]

-[squeals]

-This is bad.

-We have to get out now!

There's a ladder by the spectator stands.

-[Kenji] How are we gonna--

-[whimpers] Y'all?

[low growling]

-Paddle! Go, go, go!

-[Sammy whimpering]

This is not how Kenji wanted to go out!

This isn't on my to-do list either!

-[Brooklynn] Come on!

-[Darius] Hey!

[Roxie] The kids must have gone in.

The river leads to the main park, right?

There's no way that'll pick up

their signal under all that rock.

[Dave] I see 'em!

They're not on the river anymore.

They're in Aquatic Area One.

[tires screech]

[pants, grunts]

Keep paddling!

Almost there!

[squealing]

[Yasmina gasps]

[both panting]

Don't look back!

[grunting]

[Sammy screams]

-[whimpers]

-[Darius] No!

[both panting]

No.

[Ben panting]

[Yasmina panting]

Yaz, what are you doing?

Whatever you do, don't stop paddling!

[grunting]

-Yasmina--

-Just keep paddling!

[Sammy whimpering]

-[Bumpy groans]

-[Ben grunts]

Come on, faster!

Don't look back, Sammy!

Just keep paddling!

I'm trying!

What's Yaz doing?

[gasps, exhales]

Hey! Hey! Over here!

Hey!

-[muffled thudding]

-[growls]

-[Yasmina] Over here!

-[gasps]

Here! Here!

Yes! Here!

She's distracting it, buying us time.

Keep going!

[laughs]

Yes!

-Yes! She did it!

-Yes, Jaz!

I did not think this through.

We gotta do something!

[whirring]

-[gasps]

-Grab the chain!

[grunts]

-[Brooklynn] Go, go, go!

-[Ben] Yasmina!

[grunts]

No! [whimpers]

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!

Come on, Yaz!

[grunts]

-Oh, no

-She's not gonna make it.

[growling]

[grunts, yells]

[yelling continues]

-[grunts]

-Yasmina!

-[whimpers]

-[Yasmina groans]

I'm okay.

[grunts, pants]

I think.

Uh, also, where'd everyone go?

[beeping fades]

Rox, it's gone. The kids' signal is gone!

It's probably just a glitch, right?

Reboot the system.

Come on! Come on!

Give me something! Give me something!

-[tires screech]

-[dinosaurs screech]

[tablet beeps]

It's working.

Their signal just stopped.

[automated voice] Wednesdays are

k-k-kids-eat-free days

h-here at Jurassic World!

[Yasmina pants]

[grunts, pants]

Thank you for saving us,

for saving me.

That was amazing. You're amazing.

Stop.

[grunts]

[sighs]

We may need each other to stay alive,

but don't for a second think

that makes us friends again.

Because we're not and we will never be.

[grunting]

[Brooklynn] You okay?

Naw.

Not really.

Yeah.

Dumb question.

I don't know her that well,

but I think if you give Yaz some space,

she'll come around.

Maybe?

I don't know, I'm gonna be honest--

IRL friendships

aren't really my thing, but, uh

sounds right, yeah?

Why are you being so nice to me?

Because Kenji is right.

Ugh, that feels so wrong to say.

Never, ever repeat that. Ugh. Gross.

[sighs]

Listen, I've done

my share of selfish things.

I only knew what you were up to because

I was also sneaking in places I shouldn't.

You were at least doing it for family.

I was doing it to impress

a bunch of angry internet randos.

Plus, when we get out of here,

you're gonna give me the exclusive

on all the juicy details

of you spying for Mantah Corp.

"Brooklynn Unboxes a Conspiracy."

Pow, pow!

Try to tell me my videos are lame

after that, angry internet randos!

-[giggles]

-So

deal?

Deal.

So, not to be a total downer,

but Operation Find People

to Help Us is, heh

clearly a bust.

My dad talked about coming here for years.

And here we are.

[Kenji] Yep.

Welcome to Jurassic World.

[screeching in distance]

[alarm blaring]

[Bumpy groans]

[blaring continues]