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05x03 - The Drinking Fountain of Youth

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

05x03 - The Drinking Fountain of Youth

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

spring they're like King of Pain hola

stories

[Music]

searching for the Fountain of Youth but

he never returned here's a picture

please

stop working we'll find out

[Music]

just think of what it will mean man will

never get old important scientist guys

can live forever doing scientific stuff

at all you could be a great great friend

God still be your great friend kids at

one-on-one basketball what do you

think's

are coming down

all right just be careful

look what you've done

yet another vibrant people and culture

looks because of your poor stirring and

all you can say is words

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

thank you

do you ever get the feeling that Spain

is behind the times

[Music]

[Applause]

don't worry the world is round like this

what we're almost there look for my

spyglass

foreign

[Music]

we're not going to die

Vlog day 16. no land yet my fellow

confused to know what the monkey is

starting to go nuts I don't know how

much longer he'll fall for the old dirt

with a tree found in front of the

telescope trip

they are stupid he idiot because

telescope for the bird

there's no full moon tonight

[Music]

the disturbing sight of 500 year old no

pasta met the legend of the Fountain of

Youth must be true it is worth extreme

excitement and apprehension we approach

the Undiscovered new world

we made it

somehow I can't shake the feeling that

Spain has been beaten to the punch on

discovering this new world the search

for no Pass Daily yard and the Fountain

of you took us deep into the other guys

but we encountered many exotic mayor

father let's follow those young lady

[Music]

foreign

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

come on

you can't

tell if you

've been having it for the last part or

100 years

in your notepads how do you know this is

the truth do I look stupid

that's because it's the youth Fountain

right next to the adult fountain

oh but one thing bothers me how have you

not engaged in 500 years I stopped

having birthdays when I was 39 years

I'm making sense

I wonder why you really didn't age

if we head back to Spain now we can

catch some bull fights

well maybe we didn't find the Fountain

of Youth men would have the gift of

Eternal youngness it was just a legend

but it's all for the best don't you

agree

you know I could be wrong