01x01 - This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge

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This bridge, not Weasel Bridge.

Our suspension bridge from New York to

Paris is half finished. Only

seven more years to go. Go

ahead and get the orders, IR.

Blower rebar cage and

jam finger joints and tie

shoelaces.

Excellent. You'll make the great engineer

someday, IR Baboon. With

your help, we'll win the French

prize for this. Transatlantic Bridge.

What the?That's Cathy Jones

coming. It comes around every 78

years. Oh, look! It's

visible to Naked's eye!

Bridge must finish. We can't wait



a minute. What if... What I...

I finish bridge I self...

I get all creditor.

I make the bridge. I

finish the bridge. I make the bridge.

That bridge must be completed. Only one

man can do this job. I am

Weasel. Oh, thank you for saving my

life, Mr. Weasel. Without the kidney you

gave me... I would have been a

goner. I would have donated my kidney

whether you needed it or not, sweet

child. Hello?Yes,

one moment. Mr. Weasel?I am Weasel.

Admiral b*ll*ts here. We need your help,

Weasel. Another one of those low-flying

comets has left us without a chief

engineer to complete the Transatlantic

Bridge project. Yes, Admiral b*ll*ts. I

agree it's desperately important for the

common American to be able to drive to

France, exchange ideas, and bond with

people who refuse to speak our language.

I'll build that bridge. Hey,

everybody, look! It's him! I am Weasel!

We love you, Mr. Weasel!

Mr. Weasel, kiss my baby!

I architect the bridge. Look,

it's the new engineer! I

am Weasel!

Not to detract from the vision of my

predecessor, but by making these minor

adjustments, the bridge can be completed

by seven o'clock this evening instead of

seven years' time.

I'll get to see my wife and kids. I've

never even seen my little Johnny. He was

born two years after I started this

job. Let's get to

work.

I not stand this for me.

We shall blow me big

chance. No, I are

blow he.

Oh, look! Gate Barry! We're

here already!

Hmm.. Note the correction

in the plan.

I'll get an idea.

Oh, I'm sailing.

I'd rather be sailing.

Thanks, baboon.

Mutiny. What am I to do now?

I could finish the bridge by myself,

but I wouldn't want to break any union

rules. I know I'll

swim to France and hire some burly French

laborers.

see American bridge to France. We have

too much of your America already.

Your kind pollute our fromage.

But, sir, a deal between our two

countries has already been agreed upon.

Deal, schmeel. France, she change her

mind.

Hello, France! I

am a bourbonate bridge to France!

You are a hero of France, and a hero

to the land, Michelle Mizelle. But

it was pure genius to create the bridge

Lincoln car was to Mexico instead of

to France. Vive la Wizelle!

Excuse me. And for who?The French

prize. But it wasn't I who?

We do improves USA

Mexico relations with car

wash Bridge.

I improve USA Mexico

relations with car wash

Bridge. We do.

We just do not think.

Not better. Why we

don't?Why not?

I all feel much better now.