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01x03 - Deep Sea Tour

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

01x03 - Deep Sea Tour

Post by bunniefuu »

Deep sea tour.

Interesting. OK,

bon voyage. Now

I fast to be big shot in

pathy sphere circuit. I

wanted entire life to be

captain for Bathysphere.

I are captain for Bathysphere. I are

captain for Bathysphere.

Hey, look, a deep sea tour. That would be

fun. What do you say, guys?

Yoo-hoo, Mr. Bathysphere Man.

Welcome for tour with Deep

Sea of Mystery.

Ohh

I hope this is enough to get you a bus

ticket back to Cleveland.

Thank you, guys, sir.

It's the weasel. It's I Am Weasel, I tell

you. Are you sure?I'm positive.

Mr. Weasel. Yes?Your

advice saved my marriage. Thank you. Oh,

I am so very glad. Oh, I

love you too, Mr. Weasel. I name my son

after you. I am truly honored.

Why little girl have beard?Well,

My mom was a lady and my dad was a man.

Umm

Here we add jellyfish fathom. Jelly

not good for sandwich eating. Here we add

dolphin fathom.

Holy mackerel. Judging by the

size and amount of those bubbles, it

appears that a bathysphere is careening

out of control to the ocean floor with

children aboard.

Bonjour, weasel.

My dear old friend, how can I

help you?Check out the bubbles, Jack.

Sacre bleu. There are children inside the

bassy sphere and the bassy sphere. She's

out of control.

Excuse me. Heads up. Coming through.

You here for to take away

Bathysphere license of

IR?No, but I'd

turn it in to the proper authorities if I

were you.

I'm hungry!

Hmm.. I are captain here! I are

responsible for feeding! But

how do we eat them?You suck. Mmm!

Banana! Mmm! Mine's

blueberry. I'll cook tube

worm steak extra rare.

This tubeworm mucus appears to be a form

of high-carbon super polymer rubber

cement! Yay,

Weasel!

You rule, Weasel! You subvert to my

authority! I are

Captain Z!We die.

Hiya.

I do hate it when I'm forced into

violence. Come children,

I have calculated that if we push the

bathysphere into one of these upward

flowing waterfalls, we will catch the

undersea Gulf Stream current which will

take us to shore.

I know

I have the license somewhere.