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01x08 - Disease Fiesta

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

01x08 - Disease Fiesta

Post by bunniefuu »

Disease Fiesta. This better

not offend me.

Ew.

Boring, boring, boring,

boring paramecium. I'm

for hate. All same looking.

Could train monkey for this job doing.

I'm afraid this is the worst case of

athlete's face I have ever seen.

Why is always Wiesel getting work for

exotic cases?Why

not sometimes?I argue to

try finding curing.

Excuse me. The mold between your toes has

inspired me.

Perfect.

Oh, gee, thanks. That's a million,

Dr. Weasel. Oh, how can I have a

refine?you.

Ohh Dang it. I'm sorry.

I hope you're not hurt.

Not to worry.

People with athlete's face have no

control over their forehead to feet. Get

some rest. I'll be back in

a few hours. Don't fret. I

will find a cure.

Oh, at the last big chance I

get. Now I are

finding curing.

Are you abandon weasel?Are you finding

curing?Celebrating?

Holy mackerel! What have you done,

man?Are you make big science break

through?Find cure from athlete's

face?

You call this a cure?

You have unexpected side effect. Quick!

Give me that flit. You just want to

steal formula of IR

baboon.

This cure makes mankind

more better. It's helping people.

Look, already patient, surrounded

by loving friends.

I'm bringing new discovery to

world. I are baffled!

God! This is

insanity!

Why cry, are you?I

need construction workers to help me

finish the skyscraper. But no

one will work for me.

Why no one work for you?Because

I'm a jerk. I'll help you!

This is supposed to help me! Hold in

your horses! See,

now you have many jerks for finishing

your building.

Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

Say,

ahUh, uh

Well, at least it's a h*m* sapien. That's

a good start. I still feel kind

of weird, Mr. Weasel.

You have look of depression.

Why that's very perceptive of you. I am

feeling a little low. Why that?

Well, I'm lonely. I have no

friends. Aye,

fix!

Ohh Great. Now I'll be thefor the party.

Now you are party, see?Never be

lonely again. All right,

gentlemen, stay where you are.

Well, at least I've made some progress.

Oh, it's awful.

Yeah, I think I'm going to hurl.

What's the matter to you, little girl?

No one will play basketball with

me. They say it's because...

I'm a girl! I'm

sorry. You mean you'll play with me?

No, you play with yous.

Labor!

Look what that bad man did to

me! Bad

man?Stop!

I have found the antidote. It is a

little-known property in generic lime

gelatin. Please, allow me to spray you

all. All set?

Hooray, awesome eagle! You're man!

Hooray, awesome eagle!

Nobody like me now. I not have

friend in world.

Umm