06x04 - Robin Hood of Griffith Park

[bunniefuu]

come and listen to him a story about a

man named Jay Decor Mountaineer barely

kept his family fed and then one day he

was sh**ting at some food and up to the

ground come a bubbling crude oil that is

black gold Texas Tea well the first

thing you know old Jeb's a millionaire

the Kinfolk said jet move away from

there said California is a place you

ought to be solder loaded up the truck

in the move to Beverly Hills that is

swimming pools movie stars The Beverly

Hillbillies

thank you

we got dragons here I come

[Music]

Mr trumpet we have to get back to the

United States right away what's a hurry

I just found out this Castle has 10

million dollars in death duties

and you want to hurry back and put in

your bank huh you don't get the money

you have to pay it

out come because of the death of your

distant cousin the late Marcus

well I hear tell he was a pretty old

fella I don't hardly think it's my fault

he died the

10 million dollars is a tax which you'll

have to pay if you stay here you have to

leave here and go home now today

we talked that over the rest of the

family

how's that look Mr great deal

like 10 million dollars no thank you

let's pack up and get home we don't

belong in no Castle oh granny I love you

what is it about this England that turns

every man into a sexy generator

ain't found what he's after neither I'll

find Elliot fella and what's Jethro

after a dragon

the dragon around his granny we have

dragon jowls tonight yes dragons are

mythical

yes bro

just wrong Jethro

I wonder what he meant by that I don't

know but I've seen a picture of a dragon

and a fat Jethro brings in one of them

fire Belgian lizards into my kitchen

he's gonna clean it

[Music]

look at that Dawn pool riding around in

his night clothes

oh wait granny the boy sounds happy

maybe he jumped a dragon too big to tote

home

we can't granny I've done declared w*r

on the next castle

Yeah us and the folks who lives in that

castle over the ridge is going to fight

The w*r of the Roses what Rosie the ones

I rode through they stick their dog on

me so I challenged him now he's going

over there and pilly gem Rascals that's

a feudal system you mean we gonna sh**t

him yeah is it legal here in England to

us Castle folks it's away alive

now this is what I call a civilized

country

I hold on you two I didn't come 5 000

miles to go to scrapping with my

neighbor oh we can't get out of it now

Uncle Jeff I jumped on down the gauntlet

we'll pick it up and pack it because

he's going home

come on down Ellie we're leaving

never mind

sire let me go to futon with the next

Castle but we'll capture Ellie and I

then if you don't want to marry the dumb

old damself but we'll put thumb screws

on him Roger you're gonna be no thumb

screw wedding in this family now get

back don't leave kid we ain't had a

decent Feud since we left the hill

I ain't about to start in a World w*r

III Twix England and Bug tussle now get

it

[Music]

I'll stop I know what all of it's on in

the mouth about pressing off the castle

sir where will we all go to

Drysdale has suggested status prison

Mr Cabot is the range that we shall all

get out that wages

sentence

yeah I wish him everybody

you tell them goomers at the next castle

that it wasn't my idea to crawfish out

of our Feud come on this we can lick

them any day in the week and I'll bet

you our ramble can beat their Ramos yeah

that's enough you women folks get in the

car

Domo I know how much you and Mr Jenkins

and these folks enjoyed living in the

castle so here's a little something for

you

oh thank you very much indeed sir on

behalf of us all

10 billion dollars well that's what Mr

Drysdale said it was old on the place

you still news about this

them stains on there is his tears

Goodbye old friend good advice not you

the check

Iverson everybody

no one get those

just dropped me off at Sherwood Forest

what are you talking about Robin Hood

was born of the purple lived in a castle

just like me but he was robbed to his

Birthright and I've been robbed of mine

so I'm getting me some marry men and

taking off for the wood I don't think

you're taking off is a red long guy be

careful sire us Marriott lost Praise on

you rich folks get moving boy you better

stay out of Sherwood Forest yeah what if

Brian tuck cares about this

[Music]

thank you

to meet him my name is James welcome

home everybody

[Music]

well the truck's a bit slower than my

car Mr Clapper but don't get home all

right

Ronnie you haven't said one word since

we left the airport well I'll say one

now chicken I don't want you to start up

about that fuel

Feud

Jethro got into a little Ruckus with the

folks at the next Castle

they set the dogs on him for running

dragons through their roses

captured me a handsome knock I don't

want to hear no more about what happened

in that castle castle the folks of

England is probably calling it the

chicken house

oh my Lord Lily living all right Beverly

Hills yell out there that's enough

oh I better hurry back to the office

apparently Jethro dropped the chief off

back there well we sure do thank you for

picking us up my pleasure good to have

you home bye for everything

oh boy that's what they say in the old

country

[Music]

thank you foreign

[Music]

Ty

that royally nonsense behind us now poke

them suitcases in the house

show me in the magnet Charter where it

says that I got the tote suitcases

magnet Charter man don't you know

nothing about English History Old King

Cole was the merry old soul till he had

to sign that Rask or he is back in the

United States now you fetch them

suitcases in the house and get all this

stuff off the truck watch out Tyrant

you're oppressing me our raw blood is

commencing to heat up like I tell you

your Royal britches is going to heat up

come on and have a cup of coffee

they're coming to the forest and be one

of my married men no thanks I don't feel

married oh he's gonna Rob the rich we

got it the government beat us to it

connect me with that path

I done told you the one with the dragon

tracks who's the rose Gardener what are

you up to I'm saving us for being the

laughingstop of England the granny I

told you we ain't going back there and

Feud with them folks I'm gonna dare them

to come over here and fight

excuse the call man

[Music]

your uncle chicken is shaming Us in the

eyes of the whole world

I'm through talking to that Tyrant from

now on my Longbow is going to do my

talking me and my merry men is going to

Feud with the rich and feed the poor and

if you want to join me get into a suit

of Lincoln Green I like the notion but

can't we wear Jeff Davis Gray

get a hold to yourself we got company

take Mr dryer deal out to the kitchen

fix him a cup of coffee I'll join your

directory yes do that oh I've got a tax

angle on the couch we'll turn it into a

parking lot and take a business

depreciation

there goes the last round of my

Birthright the home of my Noble

ancestors a parking lot oh save me

how come you're wearing your damseling

distress outfit we ain't got no Silo for

you to holler from well enough huh I

figured that to me climb to the top of

the big elm tree out front I don't

hardly think I would in that pretty

dress I believe I change Partners too

listen if you want a fella join me in

the forest I'm gonna be Knee Deep and

marry me hey as good as night better

that armor ain't worth Shucks for

snuggling I say I'm challenging you to a

feud a real g*n toting shop sh**ting

fight

Kenny I told you we ain't sh**ting that

castle I'm talking to miss Drysdale next

door

that's in front of her husband it was

him put me up to it use a call man

practical jokes

now about that castle I've got to get my

money I mean your money off I do I don't

want it turned into no parking lot

well I have a better idea a movie

theater

great tourist attraction like brahman's

Chinese with footprints in the cement in

front famous names like good luck Jed

signed Henry VIII

I reckon you and Granny and Jethro is

all a might overwrought from our trip

now you get a good night's rest

and all these crazy Notions about the

castle and feuden and Robin Hood

thank you

from get through

says uh dear Tyrant I am off for the

woods to Rob thee rich and buy back my

Birthright

from now on WE is blood enemies to the

death

PS please send my 50 cents allowance

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

don't call me Jethro not Robin Hood well

okay Robin Hood I better see somebody a

comment Mike Bessie Little John anyway

somebody's a common I hope it's a fat

Merchant with a big bag of farthings

way later

[Music]

buddy

I don't think we should stay here my

mother wouldn't like it your mother I

wouldn't like it either

bye folks still don't trust you Daddy

calls you that hippie cleat

baby what do I have to do for that old

grouch I mean I put on shoes nice

threads people cutting my hair

I'm going anywhere

you know how I feel about you it's just

for my folks you're a little too far out

if I get any Square they'll throw me off

the Sunset Strip I'm a changed man

or something I feel great yep I feel

just

the matter

Bella baby what color is cupid

cupid you know that little cat that

flies around making people fall in love

yes he's pink and white and has wings

and a bow and arrow I buy the bow and

arrow but he's red and black and wears a

green hat

tell me baby I see the little Grabber

just look right up there

now he's gone

and you want me to think you've changed

honestly baby I'm leveling I saw a

little huh

that sign we saw it said this was

Griffith Park yeah I mean like it wasn't

sure what Boris baby that's Robin Hood's

bound I know

that he's here Robin Hood that's nutty

look at me honey I see The Big Grabber

laughs

did you see Robin Hood yeah you're

wearing tights great build yeah yeah

don't get jealous honey but physically

He's My Kind Of Man mine too baby mine

too

stay in there and deliver

Ed I lay all the blame on you did if we

had stayed in England and you did with

that next castle like we were honor

bound to do Ellie Mae and Jethro

wouldn't be out there in the woods cold

and hungry

and probably being it by the Wolves if

Jethro is hungry you better worry about

the wool did you got no feelings of

course I got feelings I call Miss Jane

she's on her way over here we're gonna

pick up a Duke and go out and track him

down don't spawn too not that you need

him Josh look for buzzards Circle in the

sky yeah granny

he wanted to stay and fight but you

snatched him from the castle and drove

him out into the woods in shame

less

you never have to take his body back to

the Hills

and tell his poor old more our only son

give his life for the honor of the

family

well

coffee how about a bite to eat

did you hear that

his nephew laying out there dying in the

woods

Woods he's guzzling coffee and stuffing

himself with fools

innocent boy

born to the purple

robbed of his birthday

and forced to turn Robin Hood in the

blue of his golden youth oh the shame

foreign

[Music]

I'll get a club and go with you

[Music]

hey y'all getting hungry yeah man he

likes to be called Robin Hood

verily and forsooth Robbie baby

we got into this anyway

know what the big cats got going the

chick in the chimp are having a banana

turn on

Hey listen if I untie you and feed you

you promise to join my band sure what

kind of music you play My Band to marry

men we expecting to take stuff from the

rich and give it to the poor crazy I'll

buy that there's plenty of granny's

middles in the basket plenty of what

Granny's fiddles

South belly chitlins

marinated Mud Cats and devil Hawking

but what's really wild is the way she

smokes crawdads

you have a smoke raw dance Robin Hood

I knew we was on something

I can find some someone to Crick was

that where they grow yeah I'll go find

some and help you smoke them no thank

you I'll try a few Puffs okay okay let's

get to Broad ads you're missing a real

treat

I see Miss James are coming Paul and

Granny's with her oh they've come to get

us you run up to the road and stop them

tell them you ain't seen nothing else

got your Robbie you have to put some

brush in front of the truck and then

we'll hide just the two of us we're here

Bessie and Ellie can hide in the tree I

mean they by the way is she your

girlfriend

no I don't date no ape

oh that's my dumb old cousin

good good let's hide Todd

I'll tell you maybe you can help me I'm

lost looking for a barber shop are you

oh man I'm looking for the zoo it's just

over the hill speaking of the zoo you've

seen anything of a two-legged giant

gizzard around here granny you'll

confuse a boy are you Granny yeah you're

the one who smokes crawdads yeah how'd

you know I heard you got me on you no

Jethro took them all that's the boy

we're looking for he's dressed like

Robin Hood toting the bow and arrow he's

got a pretty girl to hound dog an ape

with him sounds groovy how'd he get on

that kid

he means how does it all start oh uh

well we was at a castle in England and

Jethro went on in his night suit and

chased some dragons through this Rose

Garden

Tell Me Something Old Timer do you smoke

rod

how about you no not all right I'm glad

you're driving could you drop me off the

Sunset Strip I gotta tell my friends

I'm gonna get them to help you look for

Robin Hood all right daddy sure tell me

granny how long since you smoked a

crawdad smoke some this morning when we

flew in from England

did you use a plane

of course

I'd like to hear your version of this

Robin Hood story well it really started

back at the castle when that big dragon

dog at cousin Marcus

baby I gotta spread the word about Robin

Hood in the Crawdad

[Music]

but now it's time to say goodbye to

Jordan all his kin they would like to

thank you folks for kindly dropping in

they're all invited back next week to

this locality to have a heaping helping

of their Hospitality

hillbilly that is set his Bell take your

shoes off I'll come back now here

[Music]

been a film waste presentation