07x10 - The Thanksgiving Spirit

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oil that is black gold Texas Tea well

the first thing you know old Jeb's a

millionaire the Kim folk said Chad move

away from there said California is a

place you ought to be solder loaded up

the truck in the mood to their relief

Hills that is swimming pools movie stars

The Beverly Hillbillies

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Happy Thanksgiving I thank you Chief the

same to you I want you to post a big

notice on the bulletin board

free Thanksgiving turkey to each and

every employee compliments of moving boy

did you realize there's 65 employees

just cook it with a lot of stuffing and

gravy everyone will get a taste

that's one turkey One bank one turkey

I'll have it delivered to your apartment

today I am supposed to cook it and serve

65 people in my tiny apartment how cheap

can you get Chief how to buy two raffle

tickets to win that turkey will you be

there no it it always puts a damper on

the party when the boss is there

everyone feels he has to be nice

I wouldn't worry about that

hi machine

howdy Mr club and what a pleasant

surprise lucky here Miss Jane oh what a

darling baby

that's Betty Joe and Steve Elliott's

baby and I took care of back in

Petticoat Junction granny is so proud of

that young and she's talked the whole

family and going back to who to be able

to see it we want to ask Mr Drysdale to

keep an eye on our place whilst we've

gone

you want to see some photographs of the

cutest little darling you ever did see I

certainly do when did you have your

picture taken

eating pictures of me oh and I wanted

one for my wallet little baby I took

care of oh it's beautiful I'm so proud

of it she feels like it's her own it

looks just like your granny the same

sweet soft warm Angelic expression

you've noticed it didn't you

say do you know what I'm going to do

I am going to open a savings account for

that baby

oh I've done open one Mr Drysdale oh

bless you Granny well I'll go down and

add this to the account right now I'll

do it it's in the First National Bank in

Hooterville

that's where the Bailey lives he's all

going down there and see him will you

keep an eye on our place over

Thanksgiving well granny I think it'll

run longer than that according to Granny

Hooterville is a mighty final Town

cutest little general story ever did see

truth is

he's took a shine to the storekeeper Sam

Zucker

he ain't only the store keeper he's the

postmaster

masters of the peace the newspaper

Publishers and Bank

a banker

that's where granny opened up the

savings account for the baby he keeps

his money in his post office that way is

protected by the United States

government

sound like a mighty smart fella

we've come to say goodbye to our daddy

at the moment daddy is talking with

Granny Mr Clapton

now Claude I feel the same way you do

about those peasants but we must

remember it's Thanksgiving I'll uh tell

Mr dries that you're here

she's planned a magnificent Thanksgiving

piece for you people well I know we're

supposed to be a surprise but I I just

have to tell them it's a surprise all

right yeah in the seven years that we've

been neighbors she ain't hardly spoke a

civil word to us and she's making up for

it with this one supreme gesture of

hospitality Chief your wife has been

shopping for weeks sparing no expense to

make this an exact replica of the first

Thanksgiving dinner in New England oh

it's going to be your real love feast

I'm sorry Melbourne but God and I have

to catch a plane to Boston

how do you like that she's going all the

way to Boston to personally select the

oysters for the dressing

Margaret you're a fussy Shopper but I

love you goodbye I'll be back in

she is a fussy

you forgot this whatever it is

if you ain't coming back for two weeks I

think we'll go to Hooterville as far as

I'm concerned you can go

yeah

goodbye

how about me forgetting that Margaret's

family celebrate Thanksgiving two weeks

later than other people well I'll just

get my pictures and say goodbye to Miss

Jane and then we'll be on our way to see

the baby

to drive him to Hooterville

I'm gonna do it are you Jethro well

you'd be bored to death in a little one

horse town like that are you kidding

sweetie did granny show you a picture of

them chicks that lives at Shady Rest

Hotel well no but them corn fed cuties

ain't never seen a big Hollywood

producer director like me I'm gonna

fetch him back and put them in movies

but those country girls won't have any

Talent baby with me they don't need it

I'm a star maker

we ready to go Mr Drysdale but I think

this door is locked oh really gee and I

don't have a key what are we gonna do I

guess you'll just have to stay here

sorry about the door Mr Drysdale when

Granny's ready to go she's ready to go

thank you

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faster faster we've got to stop them oh

Chief come to your son says let the club

let's go to Hooterville for Thanksgiving

and Thanksgiving we're going to

Christmas Christmas into New Year's then

comes D-Day D-Day Disaster Day when Jed

Clapper transfers his 80 million dollars

at the bank of Waterville if that isn't

going to happen You Bet Your Life it

isn't I want to stop him oh lie down in

front of the truck she said I won't let

you

we're talking about me

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come on Ellie was already with you

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I'm coming Paul

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you're kind of cussing up to be visiting

a small town ain't you well I aim to get

me a movie contract Paul in Hooterville

well Jethro says there's gonna be a big

Hollywood producer director there oh he

was talking about himself

to eat more important to get a fella

than it is to get a movie contract to

recognize fellas and heard of

it they will be are you gonna keep them

down on the farm after the scene you

know Granny and Jethro and I will be on

our way

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oh look at the luggage they're never

coming back oh cheap throw yourself in

front of the truck

won't run over you he likes you that's

long stop granny as Mr clappick says

when she's ready to go she's ready to go

I have nothing to worry about you have a

big insurance policy with the company no

don't be so selfish think of your

beneficiary I had to make you my

beneficiary I won't keep a penny it'll

all go for flowers a memorial plaque a

choice map you have the best of

everything you get a hold of yourself

you're losing your mind okay that will

get us both off the hook I'll throw you

in front of the truck and breathe

insanity

what fact there won't be any back if

they leave that is your problem

Sunshine Patriot thank you all right

I'll stop along

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you'll never get away with it I will if

you don't rat on me

I climbed up the store and told family

was on our way good let's roll

sweethearts

lift up a fresh batch of my Miracle

medicine for the baby

I put lots of wolf Bane in it

every fool of the moon the little fella

spouts fangs and hair and goes to howl

is that all you're going to tell me it's

too technical for a Layman to understand

even us doctors only can watch and hope

we got to be ready for measles or mains

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what are you doing Jethro oh miss James

had some vandals stripped our truck

he's going to let us drive her car to

Hooterville oh thank you I wouldn't let

nothing stop me from seeing that baby I

know let's hit the road lovers come

along with James oh I'm afraid I can

well I hope you ain't going to be

spending Thanksgiving alone no I'm not

thank you appreciate it Miss Jane gives

me real class my pleasure Jethro Noah

and some Hollywood producer can't be

seen driving an old wreck through town

you're right

quick as I get to Hooterville I'll have

her duck down out of sight

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Go fool around with moment right now

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he's off to Hooters

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Mr Drucker what do you want Ed I just

heard there's a big Hollywood producer

coming to town oh yeah Mr Jethro Bodine

he phoned me from Pixley wants me to

line up some talent for him to look at

that I'm your man Mrs Douglas says from

this side I look like Rock Hudson he's

looking for girls that's all right from

this side I look like Shirley Temple

yeah I'm trying to get out an extra on

this

producer picks sticks chicks or Flint

boy that's a great Hitler thanks what

does it mean what a Showbiz talk Abbott

means this producer is looking for

country girls for his pictures

is Shirley Temple a country girl no that

lets me out yeah but I'm trying to get

out this extra for Thanksgiving you want

to buy something no but I'd like to put

some money in your bank oh okay do you

pay interest sure four percent in that

case I'll deposit my whole week salary

there you are

a dollar and a half yeah I got a raise I

want to make you happy no it puts me in

too high bracket

there's your deposit received thank you

uh now I'd like to draw out 50 cents

why didn't you just keep the 50 cents

and lose all that interest

here you are am

just put the bank away when you're

through thank you Mr trucker boy this is

the first time I ever opened a bank

vault I'm gonna get locked in

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hey I bet you're that big Hollywood

producer

that's right sweetheart sweetheart

oh you're looking at my Shirley Temple

side

now who am I Sam Drucker that's close

try again

who are you Rock Hudson you wouldn't go

my language I would if you'd let me help

you line up that Talent how about it

do you got any dolls no sir you're

looking at my Shirley Temple side again

who are you talking to out here

oh you must be Mr Bodine a big Hollywood

producer director just call me star

maker

great honor and pleasure to meet you

same here sweetheart same here hey Mr

Drucker you got a Shirley Temple side

too I got a bunch of Hollywood funkies

around a lot my cigars and such you know

can I be your flunky I got matches yeah

maybe no why aren't you going outside

and keep your eye on the hubcaps that

red convertible I had one car strip

today yes sir Cody yes sir

where's the rest of your party Mr Bodine

uh Mr star maker I dropped him off at

the Shady Rest Hotel oh did you see the

Bradley girls no I missed him these are

on their way in here now you recognize

moving material they're awful photogenic

man we can cover that with makeup

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is this your car no Billy Joe it belongs

to my boss gee it's a beauty watch out

now don't touch the hubcaps I didn't

know Mr Douglas had a new car oh I don't

work for him no more I'm a Hollywood

flucky now oh really yeah I work for a

big Hollywood producer they call him the

star maker

can we meet him sure he's in Drucker

store just mention my name he thinks I

look like Shirley Temple

Shirley Temple come on Bobby Joe we've

got it made

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well howdy bear little fella you look

like you're running the hotel today

that turkey is looking real good I hope

Billy and Bobby hurries home with the

trim Jethro said he'd fetch him in the

car I'll have Ellie come in sit in the

table

you're awful too

I reckon you're just about the cutest

seller I ever did

my prayers just answered us sounds like

she's found a boil right how about if I

help you run this hotel

it's Uncle Joe he's out in the kitchen

oh that's right I like you I'm gonna

give you a great big hug

I wanna kiss

at least you and her part

I'd like to take you home with me don't

really go here let me brush the hair out

of your eyes so you can see brush the

hair out of his eyes must be a hippie

you know something I think maybe you got

fleas

he's a hippie already

how bad can a Hooter Little Hippie be

don't you worry darling I'll get into my

old clothes and give you a bite

not before the wedding you don't well

this granny as a paw it's my place

hey Granny turkey's done in fact it's

the tender this piece of white meat fell

right off my hand

if you ain't as bad as Jethro

oh so that's who he was talking to yes

sir pal I need you yeah exactly the way

I picture him but he's cute all right

I'll go get him his back oh well Ellie

Media company will be here any minute

leave your pretty dress on uh you're

liable to sit at the table next to a

good looking young single fella right Mr

Carson

Mr Clement I'll be honest with you

single yes good looking yes

but I'm crowding middle age

run along Annie

I want to talk to you about a very

interesting business merger

will take my brains and your money and

we'll merge it yeah that sounds

interesting it's not that I ain't

successful already

fact is I'm the local Tycoon I got my

own Airlines Hotel

start of the Howard Hughes of

Hooterville who's Howard Hughes oh he's

sort of the Joe Carson Las Vegas

it was my connections and know-how

I can take your 80 million dollars and I

can run it into a fortune

Carson but there is a banker in Beverly

Hill

too bad I could have made you a rich man

she's ready to go

now all I have to do is put the engine

back together

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I'm sorry Chief I've called every

Airline bus line railroad car rental

agency due to the Thanksgiving rush

there's simply no Transportation

available then I've got to drive this

truck to Hooterville do you think you

can get it running Miss Hathaway you're

talking to a pretty fair country

mechanic when I was in the service I

spent a lot of time in the motor pool

well good luck now if I could just pull

one more thing out of this engine

here grab my shoulders and yank what are

you trying to pull out

my finger had stuck in this hole

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so what's us to carry a grant I says

listen Carrie baby there's only room for

one boss and that's me I made you and I

can break you

we're here star maker so we are I took

the groceries in for these here stars at

tamari I ain't there flunky I'm your

flunky Hey listen kid you want to come

back to Hollywood with me yes sir then

start flunking

have you ever created stars out of

complete unknowns like us have I oh tell

us who some of them are well they've

been so many wow who's the blonde

bombshell

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you like her looks she's a knockout

she's my latest creation took her from

little over here Billy gal and worked my

magic on her

wow

who's she she's the latest addition to

my stable oh I am Mr Douglas ain't got

anything like that in his barn

Mr bodies latest creation

Oh Billy Joe and Bobby Joe Bradley this

here's Ellie Mae hi hi nice to meet you

oh and just here's my flunky

can I be your flunky oh you can if you

want

so long star maker hey just a minute

would you like to go down to the pond

and skip rocks that's your wood what's

your name take your pick on this side

I'm rock from this side I'm Shirley I'm

straight on I'm Ill I like it

I'm blacklisting the both of you you're

doing Hollywood

holy that's the Heartbreak of this

business I laid the world at her feet

and she done stepped on my fingers Shane

well here's your change I need somebody

to fill her shoes but they're two of us

that's all right she got big feet

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bro get them groceries to the kitchen

the train's coming in with all the

people careful granny you're talking to

a star maker you get a move on or I'll

make stars for you

there's another one that's going to be

blacklisted is she in the movies not

anymore she ain't I was gonna make a

picture with her called Tugboat granny

but she doesn't ask the wrong producer

well hello young mom and papa hi granny

Happy Thanksgiving granny oh thank you

and the same to you oh I gotta see my

baby

oh what a darling did you get the

pictures we sent I mean they used the

talk of Beverly Hills everybody thinks

the baby looks just like me

the same Angelic expression

that's it

oh well you run along now I see Ellie

coming with her new ball okay

ready let's hear Zaya howdy granny hello

sweetheart I gotta stop showing my

Shirley Temple side

I see you got the hair out of his eye

what

a YouTube man oh down to the pond

and you got to get married straight off

that suits me boy I like these fast

Hollywood romances it's raining oh run

along now I see my boat come

hello Granny hello Sam brought you some

Red Hots oh and I'm gonna have some

right now they make my lips red and Rosy

what a beautiful girl

I ain't even done my lips yet

Mr Clampett will you say grace I'll be

proud to you

Lord

you've all got lots to be thankful for

this day

you've seen fit to bless Betty Joe and

Steve fine healthy baby

you've blessed this Valley with a fine

lady doctor

and you've blessed us with some

wonderful new friends

Mr Carson Mr Drucker

Mr Ms Douglas

and a modifying bunch of young folks

and now we asked your blessing on this

food

thank you Lord

amen amen

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well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed

and all his kin they would like to thank

you folks for kindly dropping in you're

all invited back next week to this

locality to have a heap and helping of

their Hospitality

hillbilly that is set a spell take your

shoes off y'all come back now here

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