08x05 - Wedding Plans

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barely kept his family fed and then one

day he was sh**ting at some food and up

to the ground come a bubble and crude

oil that is black gold Texas Tea

well the first thing you know old Jeb's

a millionaire the kinfolks said can't

move away from there said California is

at least you ought to be solder loaded

up the truck in the move to Beverly

Hills that is swimming pools movie stars

The Beverly Hillbillies

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oh shorty them two were meant for each

other it's a marriage made in heaven

we'll hold a wedding in the little

Wilderness Church granny

Ellie may not Young Wood Chopper just

mad how can you be sure he's going to

get married

a voice came in the night

falling loud and clear Matthew Temple

Turner's golden Mary Ellie May Clampett

can't hurt it too Jonah yeah he pounded

on the wall and told me to shut up

and Granny is wishing to make it so

you'll have them two on their honeymoon

before you try what if she takes him

inside the milk whatever that cake that

Ellie baked they're using it for a

millstone no yeah

that Bozeman is grinding corn with it

getting me tried to buy it back but he

wouldn't sell them the father runs that

nil bought my cake at the cake baking

contest

I'd like to see it oh come on let's go

in come think of it I'm sure that Cake's

been eaten by now

yeah

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I've heard that the best wedding present

for a new bride is a new broom Granny

says that too

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ain't back yet shorty not yet Bernie

good that Young Wood Choppers in for a

treat I got a brace of possums in the

oven I got home downs and turn of wings

I got rich and squirrel gravy I got corn

pone and chitlins hush puppies and my

special Huckleberry pie break up with

anime

did you have a nice walk yes from granny

I bet you worked up a good appetite I

could eat a bear would you settle for

some baked awesome

and you hurry to the kitchen Ellie and

get busy and while you're around it you

fix some whole jowl through some turnip

greens and some grits and squirrel gravy

as a corn Pony chicken and some hush

pops yes right away

and don't forget your special

Huckleberry pie it's gonna be an awful

lot of work

not for her

that's the best uncle berry pie I've

ever tasted thank you uh for Ellie she

don't like to take credit for nothing oh

gee whiz running my daily there's a

vicious sweetheart and leave the kitchen

speaker and spam as always yes

what a housekeeper what a cook oh that

was just a snack why she would have

fixed more except for all them babies

she has to look after babies Oh not hers

you see Ellie is so good with youngins

that all the mamas in town who want to

go and see the fair leave all their

babies with Ellie I see

she can take care of a dozen babies and

make clothes for them at the same time

she loves itself

especially the beautiful material that

she weaves herself

what a remarkable girl

could

serves

Keith's house takes care of babies

well it gets her is going to be a mighty

lucky man

speaking of that Mr Templeton call me

Matthew

speaking to that Matthew I'm going to

cut right through the Ryan and get to

the mill would you be interested in

marrying Ellie May

what

you know Miss Hathaway told me that

Ellie came back here looked for a

husband and she found him

well

I'd be proud and honored to be the man

who married her

strong distance all the way to

California

bad to call Mr Drysdale send James money

right away Ellie's getting married and

she needs a gallery Ellie Came Mary

I sent Miss Hathaway back to prevent I

mean to take care of that oh she did

she's the one that found the teller that

Ellie's gonna marry

Secretary of yours is your real

go-getter

in fact Miss Dane I'm so good for Ellie

she's out in the woods now time to find

a man for herself

I'll be on the next plane well we'd love

to have you come for Ellie's wedding Mr

Drysdale and you can bring Jed's 85

million with you but who's going to take

care of the critters

well don't worry I'll I'll see that the

critters are taken care of yeah

bye

give me the number of the zoo

I fed those rotten spoiled animals for

the last time

hello bear job no I wasn't talking about

you you sweet wonderful day

I love you too would you like some

dinner

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what is it granny I'm very busy with

details of the wedding I suppose you've

heard that my daughter's getting married

having to death row

alverna this is Jethro this is Matthew

Templeton I thought you through a change

Matthew this is alverna Bradshaw how do

you do hello

he's the man that's gonna marry Ellie

May

what

is that true yes ma'am we've just come

from the church where the ceremony is

going to be

is that true yes ma'am

a day or so before your daughters went

is that true sooner the better

what's the matter Alberta you look at my

feet

no no

no you're all right

I don't believe I've met your future

son-in-law what does he look like Robert

Holloway he very much resembles Mr

Templeton here except he's taller and

broader through the shoulders oh he and

Victoria Rose makes such a handsome

couple in fact

Finders Keepers let go of him Robert

Holloway what happened to your glasses

this lady was pulling me through the

woods and I ran into a tree

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is that you Victoria Rose sweetheart no

it's our future mother-in-law oh mother

Francia of course it's you I didn't see

you

look at you fat

I'll be the laughingstock of the entire

Community

right mother Bradshaw oh shut up

thank you mother Bradshaw to you too

oh dear Mrs Bradshaw has been an

absolute rage yeah

you know I think maybe this is the

happiest day of my life

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thank you Jim now fetch the ride over to

the groom and put her hand in his

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to this man and I Say I Do

you're going on we chose really the

Grooms didn't just standing in for him

oh get back on the box shorty we're

gonna rehearse the wedding again is this

all the best man does just stand here

like a dummy yeah

and you do it real good

well I gotta get over the bug tussle and

meet a girl who is she boy now that can

all wait he's gonna run through the

wedding again granny I told Harold

lensley I was going fishing with him

this morning now what's more important

hook Under fish or a husband forever you

can got him hooked

here he comes now heading this way

run upstairs and change hilly it's bad

luck for the groom to see the bride in

her wedding dress before the ceremony

and put on something pretty darn

and dab a little vanilla extract behind

your ear there's nothing that tantalizes

a man like a whiff of that

howdy everybody

bye

and chopping wood Matthew yes ma'am

split 50 rails this morning oh do as

many more before nightfall now don't

work too hard Sun hard work never hurt

anyone granny good book says if any

would not work neither should he

well spoke Young fella what is there

that is

it is not also attended by labor Cicero

correct

maybe something retain oh he is indeed

tell me Mr Templeton are there any more

at home like you well oh yes Miss Jane

Matthew tells me he's got a big family

for home you know Young fella we'd be

pleasure to meet your family oh a

pleasure to be mine Mr Clampett take a

while though we live a few miles Beyond

possumridge we could go over to your

places be handier for you oh my family

will love coming here they don't get to

town very often well bet you move

we can probably make it by mid afternoon

fine and Danny it ought to be about uh

four bass and a couple of perks from now

well if y'all excuse me I'll be putting

on my fish into it me too you want to

wait a line with us machine oh no no no

I plan to Don my bird watching out to do

my fishing in the forest where I first

saw Matthew here

good luck thank you

this shall be my Lord

yeah

you know it was made like that she could

go a week without a nipple

hi there Matthew Ellie May you look

beautiful oh thank you Matthew was

snatching over his whole family to meet

us I'm gonna try to catch enough fish so

they can all stay the middle that's

wonderful they love fish and nobody

Cooks them like Ellie mace granny I'm

honest little young man you cook them a

rolling cornmeal

nobody jokes like her maybe

if you like cooking and joking she's

your girl

maybe Matthew would like some of that

cold lemonade to the ice box that does

sound good

oh well I'll fetch it righty

the girl is so sweet

oh he's gonna make a pretty bread Mr

Stephanie she is for a fact

oh a handsome groom thank you mother

Bradshaw not you I'm talking about the

Man anime Clampett's gonna marry

well he's tall and Husky and handsome

but other than that he doesn't look like

much

oh wait in the buggy yes ma'am

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oh

hello Granny

pleasure to see you again thank you and

I guess you both know him

oh yes your future son-in-law shake

hands at Mr Templeton Mr Holly

nice to see you Mr Holloway thank you

it's nice to see you too

why the difference between them two

ain't they alverna Robert is small but

wiring waiting the buggy Robert here

this mother Bradshaw

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you must have forgot to wire him this

morning

thank you mother Bradshaw now I know

where Victoria Rose gets her strength

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see you folks I'll be back this

afternoon granny

you know over his family to Media we're

going to discuss the weapon that takes

place the night before your daughters

granny dear about our bed you know I'm

one of your oldest friends oh that's

true elf on it these friends I've had

long

but you're the oldest

how cute but speaking about our silly

little bit it was all in fun wasn't it

well I don't know about you Alberta but

I'm gonna have lots of fun kicking you

up that mountain

howdy Alberta hey would you like to come

over and join us for a fish supper no

she wouldn't she's going to be eating

crow

oh is that your future son-in-law the

buggy on her yes that's it you reckon

he'd like to go fishing no he doesn't

fish take him along with you anyways Dad

you can use him for beige

before I leave here I want to hear you

say something nice and Pleasant Hill

Vernon

all right Jed

alverna

May good luck follow you all the days of

your life

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and never catch up with you

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I'm here

anybody else yeah sure you're here what

about the clams they're supposed to be

at this hotel sure they are well then

they're here no shirt eight kids fishing

just Rose girl watching and grannies

took Annie May over to have her wedding

dress fitted wedding dress you mean

she's really getting married well in

these parts a girl don't buy a wedding

dress to trap muskrat

doesn't mind the country humor I am

Melbourne

you're that Banker fella from Beverly

Hills that's right and I would like to

talk a heap about you well fine now I

was like I hope you fetched along the 85

million dollars Granny's anxious to get

that in the Bank of bug Turtle for early

story

hahaha

is that all 85 million dollars way never

mind where is the back of bug tussle

believe it or not it's in bugs us but

where is

I struck through it on the way here

impossible in 20 miles I passed one

building that's bug doesn't no joking no

it's a general store the bank the post

office City Hall fire department Funeral

Parlor jail and boat landing and

Granny's going to put 85 million in a

bank like that that's only Magna County

get that horse and buggy back here right

away

I'm going to buy it uh Beryl Stevens

wouldn't sell that horse why he raised a

bird from a little cold the bank I'm

going to buy the bank

that's likely to cost you a pretty penny

less mining season

like you were pricer going Sky High yes

you're right see

have you got any old clothes tomorrow

look at some work done hanging in the

Attic

great now you get that horse and buggy

back here oh girls halfway home but now

but

I might get your mule or something okay

I'll hurry

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fine shorty

the abandoned nest of a crimson fronted

finish

where did you get here and what are you

doing it's ridiculous outfit you think I

look ridiculous just step in front of a

mirror if you want a real laugh

I have been bird watching you're

supposed to be crap at watching I sent

you back here to keep them from settling

down and taking the money out of my bank

chief they're happy here you you can't

put money out of Happiness don't bet on

it and you were supposed to keep Ellie

from getting married but she fell in

love sure you can't put money ahead of

Love Don't Bet On It

I got you a jackass Mr dry Dale that I

got get me a mule

what I mean is I got you a little donkey

a barrel oh good will it get me to bug

this one back oh sure Leroy Katie's got

it set it up I'm ready for you out front

okay

why are you going to punch hustle to buy

the bank if the drivers move their money

out of Beverly Hills I'll be waiting for

it in bug tussle

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oh boy and I thought 20 miles on a buggy

was rough

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who's that Miss Gene

oh you you meet on the Donkey yeah

friend here oh believe me he's no friend

of mine

Mr dr*fter huh

exactly

but derelict a a worthless

money-hungry bum

Betty's leaving town good riddance

indeed

wonder where he come from

I would say from under a large wet Rock

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