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09x14 - The Girls From Grun

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Beverly Hillbillies". Aired: September 1962 to March 1971.*
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09x14 - The Girls From Grun

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the Beverly hillbilly

[Music]

there's a little bit of Stew left

anybody still hungry I am guess we're

all let the company speak first they

ain't company these prisoners Ellie me

caught them grunions didn't we have it

we sure did caught him on the beach with

our bare hands according to the rules of

Grunion hunt

David admitted being from grun food like

this I'd say it was from us well I still

say they is company and I say these

prisoners I hold it you is both right to

his company and these prisoners too real

grunions did you have enough to eat

plenty just great how was the food heavy

well the canned fellow neither like

Jethro here with angel food cake glad

the rest of us do now

give it to him Granny shall I give him

the bone too if you can send a noise

[Music]

I'll take the rest of these dish down to

the ocean and rinse your mouth again hey

Kelly really nice to have had your

grunions here you're all free to go back

to the island run huh oh not this one

Uncle Jed she's a keeper ah there's

gonna be none of that and you probably

know some folks takes their grunions

home and make servants out of them but

that ain't our way why don't we give it

a try yeah cool yeah boy it goes down to

the ocean don't come back till it's

finished yes sir get through

yes sir Miss Thompson

this is a Grunion yes sir as anyone can

see it is a fish yes sir

then why did you tell the Clampetts that

the Grunion were Fierce w*r like people

from the island of drum I didn't say you

told them that Miss Thompson a part of

your job here is to take the blame for

the stupid things I do sorry sir Miss

Hathaway used to take the blame

beautifully yes sir so why'd you let her

resign I didn't sir you did there you go

again you're not being any help to me Mr

Drysdale face up to it there is just one

person who might possibly get you out of

this scrape with the Clampetts Ms

Hathaway right sir she's been saving

your neck for years or go to the beach

find her plead with her to come back to

work offer her raise a bonus oh here

give her the keys to her car tell her

you're sorry you repossessed it and

bought it for yourself for twenty five

dollars I didn't do that you did you

can't seem to learn can you go find Miss

Hathaway and hurry before the clappers

find out the Grunion of fish

thanks for everything that goes double

for me we're not wait dude you better

hang on to these blankets he was half

Frozen when the young ones fetched you

here oh I've got some clothes down the

beach me too well bye now see you around

don't forget your promise yeah and stay

out of Mischief we will you know Granny

them grunions ain't a bad sort

wonder why Mr Drysdale told us that they

were Fierce and warlike beats me

any more videos not a bite let's go home

hey you know what I found out the Mind

bunch of green don't come in till after

dark well I don't think they're worth

much waiting for it to you Jim well from

what I've seen I can't believe

California is in too much danger but

I'll take one more look out there

[Music]

trying to paddle assure one of them

pitiful little boats

the dirt and fools keep trying to stand

up on them things

let's go home pal so I can feed my

critters

might as well if them Grunion can't get

to shore in the daytime is in real

trouble after dark

yeah I'll do that I'll be talking to me

I'm

a bit

all right I was just coming over to tell

you we decided to go home oh I'm sorry I

wanted to invite you for dinner I have a

whole bunch of Frozen Grunion well we

just had a couple of cold ones ourselves

only two yeah Jethro caught one and

Ellie caught one

probably worth cooking yeah granny had

an old kettle full of Stew anyway well

I'm sorry you won't be here when the

main wave of Grunion hit the beach I'm

sure you catch a lot of them well I'll

tell you miss gene they ain't Scrappy

enough to make it interesting

they're not exactly Fighters are they

beautiful scrawny looking little things

kind of like uh smell

I didn't get that close

Yahoo Miss Hathaway

that looks like Miss Thompson from the

bag she's the girl who took my place

oh I'm so glad I found you oh Miss

Thompson you remember Mr clarkford yes

indeed I see you man oh Miss Hathaway

you must come back to work for Mr

Drysdale no thank you Helen oh please

he's just beside himself sorry

well I reckon I'll be Emoji Mr Clampett

wait perhaps you could persuade her to

return I don't like to be buttoned in uh

Helen I will think it over right now I

must get back to my place I have a

kitchen full of Grunion going and

Barbara's clapping bye

you coming Helen in a gif

Mr Clampett I do hope you'll talk to her

Mr Drysdale needs her desperately yeah

he has been acting kind of peculiar

lately you know he told us that grunions

was fierce warlike fighters from the

island of grunt yes I know please Fires

at all these puny Little Folks about so

high folks yeah Jethro fetched him in a

girl Grundy I bet you wouldn't weigh out

100 pounds he was going to take her home

for a servant but I wouldn't let him you

still think running a people sure of

course is kind of a poor excuse for

people but they're still people hail to

jail you don't find yourself a cute

little Grunion then she's migrant

put that girl down

one day I gotta have a long talk with

that boy it wasn't worth talking our

Battle Flag or our g*ns to the beach

wasn't she I believe Ellie May could

fight off a Grunion Invasion with a

slingshot I think

I think follow unrolled the truck go

unload the truck if you hadn't made me

turn loose that Grunion I captured I'd

had her unload the truck you don't hold

without the sl*ves boy that's right we

fought a w*r to make them Yankees give

up that foolishness man you sure do get

things Twisted do as I say or you're

gonna get things Twisted starting with

your neck I'm the only Grunion hunter in

California that don't get to keep what a

kiss

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

oh yes sir see that's where education

really pays off I can tell the

difference between what's smart and

what's done

fix a tire boy

bad boys got a lot of Grunion in them

kids from the neck up he's got it made

except the Jethro fight for the right

cause like a pork chop

I can't understand why Mr Drysdale was

called back into the Navy to fight those

poor little Grunion goomers we'll have

to ask him about that and the Clampetts

believed you

I certainly I was wearing this combat

uniform I backed up that story with your

newspaper

Brandon coming tonight's huge Invasion

predicted oh Chief all right what do you

mean rotten I was brighter oh I can see

you haven't changed goodbye wait wait

come back don't leave I refuse to return

to the same dishonesty and deceit that

forced me to leave oh please Miss

Hathaway don't leave me I'll change I

swear give me another chance I need you

she if I could only believe you'd really

change I will I will I promise do you

promise to live a life of Truth and

honesty I do you promised it to never

again use trickery or to see I do do you

promise to to relinquish the Quest for

the almighty dollar and to seek instead

the virtues of kindness generosity and

charity I do so promise

you knocked before me prizedale the

Despicable

rise and henceforth be known as

Melbourne the good

thank you milady

no

first task is to go to the club but

confess everything purge yourself of all

lies and throw yourself upon their Mercy

will you come with me Noble lady it will

give me strength and courage

course Noble night thank you you have

saved me

[Music]

oh how Marvel let's get together again

Miss Thompson you see before you're a

new man Christ of all greed and Aries

dedicated to truth and honor this is on

his way now to confess this trickery to

the club but good show that'd be quite

surprised to hear that grun you not

really people surprised

you mean they still believe my story oh

absolutely they mistook a couple of

Surfers for Grunion gee then I could

have gone off to fight The Invader

I'm still a hero what what I'll leave

you well I don't need you what happened

to my horrible night

he's back in the saddle get lost

[Music]

Mr Tracy

in the blue blazes happened to you did

you have accident well if you call

hitting suicide piece on grun an

accident I had one you've been to the

island again I went in with the first

wave it was awful

you know it's a great deal we run into a

couple of them Grunion down to Malibu

they wouldn't know Scrappers at all of

course not when things got hot the

cowards and weaklings fled the island

you met the desert as I met the fighters

Mr Drysdale what happened great it

appears I'm grungeon that we run into

was a couple of calls the Navy went into

Grunt and had him a real battle you sure

have been through

I mean

oh darn it the medic has found me Seaman

Drysdale you shouldn't be on your feet

excuse me folks this man has lost a lot

of blood oh there's plenty more of that

came from how soon can I go back into

combat combat while they're waiting for

you in surgery he's carrying at least 10

pounds of shrapnel in this Brave body

all right I'll go under one condition

what's that no anesthetic

but you could be on the operating table

for 10 hours I don't care I must keep

awake alert and ready

to fulfill my obligation to Mr Clampett

me what are you talking about you I

haven't trusted your fortune to my care

and while I'm unconscious someone might

talk you into making a withdrawal from

my bank he wouldn't do that to you

you're a hero

hero second a banker first it's a drag

deal I won't draw out no money do I have

your word yes sir not a penny very well

medic I'm ready tell the surgeons to

save everything they take out of my body

and after the operation

I want them to strap me into the c*ck

of a plane and I'm going to drop that

shackle on the capital of grum they

haven't seen the last of spunky Drysdale

take good care of him don't you oh I

will

he's the greatest man I've ever seen

and if his bank is as strong as he is

that's where I'm going to deposit my

money

[Music]

their agent was right you're a very

convincing actor thank you but I'll see

you later hey hey wait a minute now what

about the money well bring it by the

bank tomorrow

bring it well didn't you just say you

were going to deposit your money in my

bank

well you told me to say that because I

believe you you're very convincing see

you tomorrow

[Music]

yeah Ellie can you share the main way of

grunions coming in tonight yes sir and I

just talked to Mark down in San Diego he

says they already coming in there they

ain't no time to lose well tires fixed

and trucks unloaded now can we eat oh

boy we're going back to the beach now

that's right but what fur to fight to

Grunion we don't want them not the

fighters they is coming in tonight all

the way from grun on them little tiny

boats in the dark that's right and he is

mean I'll tell you something else they

is done

am I time for the protest meeting yes

sir but are you sure you want to join us

after all you're new here oh yes we

believe in women's Liberation in Sweden

oh good besides that I've been here long

enough tonight Mr dry stairs is a

drummer what does that mean Beast you're

one of us come on

girl quietly quiet please girls

we are now all assembled so let's hear

from our leader Jane Hathaway

girls please thank you very much girls

in the Commerce Bank as you know I did

not seek this position of leadership

but as one who has suffered longest and

most grievously under the tyrannical

rule of that dastardly dictator

Melbourne Drysdale

you have asked me to be your leader and

I accept

[Applause]

I shall not waste time detailing his

latest Act of perfidy you have all heard

how he invented the Isle of Grande to

achieve his own greedy purpose

therefore

I suggest that we use the name

as a symbol of our resistance to the

unfair neglect to which we have all been

subjected

[Applause]

now Helen and I have made several of

these pass among you and be picketing

the bank when the beasts of Beverly

Hills returned

out of my office back to your desk all

right no no no stand firm girls do not

cringe before the desperate so you're

the Troublemaker there will be no

trouble if you agree to treat these

girls fairly yes we demand women's

Liberation okay you're liberated you can

have your next meeting at the

unemployment office ah don't panic Girls

Don't Panic you can't run this bank

without you rally behind your banner

girl resist unfair neglect what does

that mean it means that these girls

wanted to be treated like men yes we

want the same pill as men we want the

same treatment as men okay you'll get it

Charlie there's a bunch of guys rioting

up in my office send up the bank cards

with mace tear gas and clubs

don't worry we'll hold our protest

meeting on the big chip Malibu at the

beach yes the Grunion are running

tonight there'll be thousands of people

to watch our demonstration we'll even

have a fireworks display follow this

display every time we afford that well

actually it's being put on by the City

Bar there's a bit why give men the

credit

listen to this I have been making up

some marching chance listen

we are the girls from garden we want our

place in the sun we'll fight till we win

we'll never give in and dries theirs on

the Run

way

[Music]

I wish they'd hurry back

spooky out here all alone at night

get the password bug tussle advance and

be recognized

it's me

what you got there ready it's here is

what you call a Grunion bucket here's

where you won't be needing our g*ns

not even for the mean grunions the night

Fighters first fellow I run into says

what you doing with a g*n I said I'm

hunting Grunion he says here's what you

use for Grunion you hand me this bucket

what do you do slap it over their head

and capture them no inside the bucket

these little fish

fish

all up and down the beach folks was

picking up the fish and putting them in

the buckets what fur

near as I can figure

when a Grunion comes in

you throw the fish at him

that ain't gonna turn back no Invasion

Randy you get hit in the face with a

bucket of fish and you ain't exactly

gonna feel welcome

what a w*r

get those fish at one another why don't

we kick sand at the grunions that'll

scare them off ready I'd agree with you

if we hadn't seen how they shot up Mr

Dragon well if they fight so Fierce on

their Island how come there's nothing

over here well I reckon after they've

paddle them slippery boats all the way

from grun

they ain't got no fight left

Asian has commenced has it yes ma'am

Miss Jason caught herself a whole small

girl grinding oh girl yes sir and guess

who that's mostly mad at who Mr Drysdale

that makes sense he went into grunt

fighting Miss Jane was leading these

prisons alone and they were saying

where's the girls from Grand we want our

place in the sun we'll never give in

we'll fight till we win and trust us on

the Run

I reckon they don't know he's in the

hospital you'll be proud to know Miss

genius took up the fight where's Jethro

I thought you two was together well I

reckon I run so fast I left him behind

what my dog put me down oh no you is

mine look at here I'll be dead I

captured me a girl from grun

you've not she's one of Miss James is

that true do you belong to miss

Hathaway's Bunch yes ma'am put her down

boy Miss Jane won't miss her she's got a

whole flock of put her down boy

see she's even talking to me I'm good

Let Her Go jethra

now don't you try to get away I'm taking

you home with me you ain't taking her no

place don't worry man we'll see he

behaves so you're from grun huh that's

right when did you hit the beach about a

half hour ago

where's all your men folks oh grandma

doesn't have any men no man a towel no

nothing but women Salon where are you

going boy I'm swimming to grind

That's my kind of Island

[Music]

Paul want me to go out and fetch him

back

no let him have a swim it'll cool him

off

oh you're with the classes hello again

what's the news how goes the batter it's

nip and talk Mr Drysdale says he'll

never surrender to the girls of gron

did you hear that Jen hold spunky's back

in the thick of it again but Miss

Hathaway says he's weakening he was kind

of weak to stare with

greetings friends Oola Helen come

quickly the girls of grinder on the

verge of Victory oh yeah

yeah surprise it was about to surrender

poor Mr Drysdale after putting up such a

brave scrap it ain't over yet if you ask

me it's going to take more than an

Island full of women to whip spunky

Drysdale in the United States Navy

I told you spunky and the boys in blue

is making another run

[Music]

now

me neither

he is really catching it tonight

[Music]

well now it's time to say goodbye to Jet

and all his skin they would like to

thank you folks for kindly dropping in

you're all invited back next week to

this locality to have a heap and helping

of their Hospitality

hillbilly that is set a spell take your

shoes off don't come back now here

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