02x08 - I.R. Pixie Fairie

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Join us now for another chapter of Uncle

Breezy Bum's Storybook order, starring

me, Uncle Breezy Bum. Men, the fictitious

story you're about to hear is true. Only

my name has been changed to protect the

innocent! Me! Just listen!

Ohh That was the leather chair. All

right, it wasn't! Where were we?Once upon

a time, in a land that was old and

stinky, lived a stinky old red butt

baboon, named I old baboon. But our story

is about the, uh.. , yes.

Offered by the, uh, uh, sink. For the

story is about the, uh, uh, sponge.

Hey, Dad, give me five bucks and your car

keys, man. No, not this kind of a sponge!

Sponge sponge. Way down deep, deep,

deep. Deep inside the sponge was an

enchanted fairyland with a swarm of...

Pixie Fairies, and they frolic around!

And sing loudly! Yo-h*, yo-h*!

And their leader was a tiny Fixie Fairy.

You weasel! A voluptuous Fixie Fairy

weasel. Hey, wait a minute. Just joking.

A nanvy weasel. Citizens of Sponge, it is

time for another presidential election.

And I'd be honored if you would again

choose me as your beloved leader.

If I am realized, I promise you more

wetness than ever before. We are lacking

wetness! We wet, we wet! Who are we on

wetness?I are sick of being wet all time.

I are falling into a balloon! Yuki!

We are hating wetness! Well then, I'll

make it dry. Okay. Hey, what have we

said, President?Should be I honest,

President?No, I am baboon and I vote for

me, President. ohh Who do you think you

are?Are you a president?Not you! Yeah!

Now, Now sim it down, fellas. Be

reasonable. You can't all be president.

That would be anarchy. Besides, the

election isn't until next month. That

means I'm still president for four more

weeks. And so it was then that the Pixie

Baboons decided to impeach President

Weasel. Hey! What's impeach?No! Impeach

Weasel! Yeah! Impeach Weasel!

The majority have spoken. I hereby

concede to my worthy opponents, IR--

Well, it looked like old ex-President

Weasel was about to get the boot.

The shrimpy citizens of Sponge were

overjoyed to be rid of President Weasel.

And the tiny Pixie Fairy baboons. There's

Sponge, an infested regular Iron Baboons

Pacific trailer. And made a beeline for

regular baboons. Finger! Notice how I

didn't say what you thought I was going

to say. This is a family show.

Meanwhile, that's some big baboons!

Finger.

Hey, who are coming into Aya's house

and chewing our finger?I are

pregnancy, and we are your bosses now.

Can you?I are so scared of insect

baboons.

Yes, it seemed that the Pixies had

finally figured out how to all be

president at once. All they needed was

somebody to buzz around. Hey, laundry

boy! Tidy the boots! Pixy thirsty here!

No! All right, already holding your door

axes! But IR was determined to get even.

Soon IR fixing Pixies' little red

wagons. No

Pixie Fairy strip.

No Pixie Fairy bug b*mb.

I'm guessing this should wrap up IR's

baby.

Well, it appears that IR did have things

wrapped up after all. He was all tied up

in magical golden Pixie Fly. Meanwhile...

I hate to think what will happen to them

without my leadership. But the little

weasel's luck was about to make a big

turn. For the worse! But

baby!

I've hit a tiny pixie fairy weasel. Don't

worry, little fella, for I am

weaseled!

There now, you're gonna be just fine.

Please, help. Yes, yes

They are stupid and know that what they

do is save them from themselves. I

promise. I promise.

Then the tiny weasel fairy gave a ghost

with one last blast of magic belly dust

transforming weasel into a pixie fairy

weasel!Fairy, I must leave you.

Yes, Mr. Weasel have been bestowed with

magical fairy powers. But with these nose

came an awesome responsibility. Save them

from themselves, but promise me. A

promise is a promise, for I am Weasel.

Well, Weasel searched high and low and

finally spotted IR's trailer.

Eat gas! The Moon Gogoon,

IR, old man, who did this to you?But,

but, she's did it. That's

perfect weasel! Let's see you're trying

to take over again! That

old weasel had to do some fast thinking.

Stop, I'm not here to take over. I just

wanted to know if I could have this old

sponge. Hey, gotta take what sticky

sponge?Oh, president's not there. Now I

can move it to Florida and sell it on the

old sponge real estate market. I'll make

millions. Yes! Hi, we get so interested

place where I always live!

And the fairy poster worker flew with his

precious cargo of tiny baboons to

Florida. Then the handsome weasel flew to

rescue the trapped baboons. But even too

late, the cocoon was now a chrysalis.

Dang, I'm too late. But suddenly, the

chrysalis began to shatter and crack. And

to the weasel's surprise, the baboon had

transformed into a fairy princess baboon

butterfly with a... big, purple

strap-on-dinah wig!Hi,

what gives?And the fairy prince weasel

flew into his arms and gave him a big

hug. And he lived happily ever after. The

end. Well, man, I hope you enjoyed. Huh

Once upon a time, there was a big fat red

pencil-less guy who made-up stories that

weren't true. Yeah, and suddenly, he

becomes a big fat fairy with a giant big

wig and magic tutu. Yeah,

and then he got trapped in big old

cocoon. Come on, pal, I'll buy you a

root beer.

Hey, check out the plumage! And then his

wings fell off.