02x11 - I.R. in Wrong Cartoon

[bunniefuu]

You don't need pants for the victory

dead. Are you a pup?I am a

weezer. No, I just really love a

weezer.

Ah, smell that fresh air. Oh,

oh, that reason is so dirty.

Why, if I could get my hooves on this

hunka-hunka burning fur, I would love

him, and hug him, and kiss him, and marry

him, and feed him pies!

Ohh I can help you get that reason. Who

said that?I did. Hello!

I'm your bearskin drug!

I don't remember having no bear-skinned

bug. Well, I'll

be. I can get Weasel out of the

TV. But he is not real.

He is a cartoon. He's as real as

you and I. No, tell me how to get the

Weasel, Mr. Bear-skinned bug. Well,

it's rather simple, my large friend. All

you have to do is fish him out of the

television set! What

about bait, Tubby?

Pie! Hold still, little Pie. I am just

going to hook you. Don't be such a

big baby Pie.

No! Oh, I am so sorry I hurt you, Mr.

Pie. Speak to me, please!

Wait a second. Pies do not talk.

No! Hold tight, little weasel man! Mama's

coming for you!

Then, the weasel went, Pop! goes

me. Pie.

I'm a big fan of pie.

Oh, pardon me, cow, but you're getting a

pie! Oh, pardon

me,

Where do you think you're going now?

This air smells like...

Like.. The air smells like a

farm. Say, what's the meaning of all this?

Well... I brought you here, dear Weaser,

to have you and hide you and kiss you and

feed you pies. Now listen, lady. I've got

a cartoon to get back to, and-- Did you

say pies?Oh, why, certainly. I've picked

hundreds of them just for you. I

call them cow pies. Well, I

suppose I could stay just a bit longer.

Ah, this is the life. I wonder how that

dumb baboon is doing. Well, let's have a

look-see, shall we?

Um, where the heck are that Weezy be?

Hey, Weezy! Where heck are you be?Are you

bees?Are you bees?Hey, gon, I are running

show now. I are doing anything I are

wanting. I are going to sniff finger

in

ah

What are you thinking of that, Weasel?

Weasel?Where are

he?

He's nuts if he thinks I'd leave you in

these pies.

I ought to eat something else. It

would, but I uh, do it! I

uh, sticking potty into squid!

Boy, that reason will be here any second

now. Where

heck are he?! Nice try, Baboon.

Hold it! It's all

no use! I uh, can't run cartoon all by

my alone!

I got me to

weasel!

Weasel, we'll pay you! Hungry, hungry,

hungry. I'm here, Miss Cow. Your

hospitality has been hospitable,

but I'm afraid I must. Just go back.

Somebody needs me. Ohh

You are so right, Mr. Weasel. How could I

have been so selfish?Go,

Weasel. Go to your baboon.

Be free! Be free! Ms.

Cowell?Yes?I'm going to need your

help.

HuhWeezy!

No worry, Weezy! I am coming to

save you! Oh, silly cow.

You can't push him through the screen.

You have to send him back the way he came

out! Allow me. You see,

cow, it's all physics. For

Iran, you sure are smart. Good

company. I'll always visit that house.

It's time for I Be Red Guy. Tonight's

Show, Fin Pants. Ladies! Get

me out of here! Red guy is not

happy. Don't you sweat in here!

HuhHey, Luke, that guy not wearing no

pants. Boy, the stuff they get away with

in cartoons these days is just

disgusting. I cannot bear to look. Don't

turn me on!I'll

never get

out. No!