02x12 - My Friend, the Smart Banana

[bunniefuu]

Hey, mister, y'all been on that horsey

forever. Yeah, give somebody else a

chance. I are

sting and horsey all day, if I

want to. I are boss of a

store. Lonely bag boy baboon.

Car fire in aisle five! Yay!

Yippee! Hooray! The

corn is as yellow as

an elephant's. Hello, baboon.

Another day, another car fire, ehWhy

don't you go wax your zucchini?

I've already waxed them. Thanks for

caring. Why, are Weezy

always getting easy jobs?

Hey, guess what?They put up the new

employee of the month photo. Hey, maybe

manager are putting a picture of I, a

baboon. From

now on, I are getting to scratch the

vegetable boos, not Weezy!

I asked for these vegetable boos, not

fancy Weezy!

Hey baboon better get over the ladies

room fast all the toilets are backing up

ohh don't forget your waiters

well I'm all done dusting my bananas time

to go rub down my melons excuse

me ferret are are

you addressing me I am weasel

weasel ferret whatever hey what

is meant by bananas one dollar a

pound what's up with that well

bananaI must tell you, in all honesty,

that people buy you, peel you, and eat

you. Oh, you

yerrr-maddress!

C-cannibals! Now, wait! I k*ll her?

Back off, gerbil! I've got

a banana, and I'm now afraid to use it!

Food

assistance to the apprentice, bag boy!

Baboon! Clean up at Frodo!

Easy, little fella. No one's going to

harm you. I can't believe

it. A smart banana. Wait!

Stop that banana! Halt! Come back, I

say! Ooh, now I are

getting it. Weasel are losing control

of fruits. I always smush

rogue banana and get the weasels.

Where will you be, Banana?Oh, I've

got you, Weasel! You've fallen into

mitzvah! You cannot escape! You are

doomed! I always save Weasel

from Banana, and will be employee of mud

for sure. All right, Banana! Your

days are good! I've

tilted my kilt! Checkmate!

Mr. Banana, do you know how many fruits

are self-aware?One out

of 10. That's 10 out of



You're pretty special. Oh,

please don't say slice around a banana.

Blow me, bagpipes!

My theory is that when you approach the

speed of light... You become your own

grandma. Aye, yes, we are the

same mind. We are

having smart friend. Well,

I are having smart friend, too.

So, Mr. Grape, how are it feel to be

smartest grape in the whole world?

What to say?Oh,

really?Oh!

Oh, Grape, I sure

He are saying he are almost as

smart as his best friend.

I are baboon.

Everybody knows that all grapes are

idiots. Hey,

I just had the grandest idea. A smart

banana like you needs to see the

world to soak up as much culture as he

can. Next stop, Fresno.

There it is, Banana, the most famous

painting in Fresno, the Mona Lisa.

Oh, Lukey Grape, you like

this dusty old painting?

Pardo, how much for old picture a

funny-looking lady?Come on. My

friend, Intelligent Grape, are not

mounting frames, so you're getting

discount right.

Boy, I I sure had great time in

Fresno. Me too.

Next stop, Barstow. Banana!

We must get him to a fruit hospital

immediately. This mean we not

going to Barstow?

Easy, old friend. Oh, don't be

sad. I've lived a long time for a

banana. It could have been worse. I

might have ended up in a bowl of

cornflakes. Oh, we

sure had some good times together.

Dinnawee, weasel. Why,

it seems like only yesterday.

Ha! It was yesterday!

I are. Whatever happened to your

friend... the world's

smartest group?Oh, I

don't get hungry.

Wiesel, Wiesel, take care of me

bagpipes! He

gone. I guess you're

right. You know what this means, don'tyou?

You know, this is the best friend I've

ever

had. Hey, this here is fun, eh

Yeah, but it wouldn't have been a lot

funner if we'd have had a quarter.