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03x09 - Driver's Sped

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

03x09 - Driver's Sped

Post by bunniefuu »

Tony Tony and my toe.

Don't you wish your neighbor was Joe?

I are so exciting. Oh, you're

getting very first license.

Get off my back, monkey. What

if I get if you aren't woman big as

an elephant?

Next.

are you next?No, I am

Baboon. I am here for

license, ma'am, little squirrel so big as

ham. Well, come

along, then.

Well, shall we begin, Mr. Baboon?

Show me a stop, please.

Mr. Baboon, before we begin, what do we

always do first?

I am knowing that one. I've just a meal.

Good enough, Mr. Baboon. Let's begin.

Sorry.

OK, signal right.

Sit the right side.

Sit the left. Sit the right.

Eye on the feet. Watch

out.

Nice. Easy as pie.

Oh, lady. Oh, lady. She is not

afraid. What's the deal with this

rhyming monkey?

Just be quiet and drive, monkey.

How do we safely deal with a bug on the

windshield, Mr. Bamboo?

Good gravy. I strongly suggest you get

back in the driver's seat.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no. Mr. Baboon, this

is not California.

Moving car, head like jaw.

Shut up, babe.

Oranges and flowers. Buy some, then go.

Oranges and flowers.

Oh, a poem. Orange is

orange, flowers is sweet. I or a

baboon say you got smelly feet.

Oh. Tender.

I'm ink for zoo, Mr. Poo.

No, blame all.

Lugnut. Lugnut. I have big red

butt. 66 lak is what I

do. Now I'm done. Your name is Sue.

I think you'll never see. It is something

like a treat.

Love is like road going in twodirections.

What they doing?

Bubby. Bubby on the car. Make it so

I don't say far.

Yeah, well, sticky candy. Sticky teeth

like sticky stuff. Is it time to think

about teeth, Mr.

Baboon?Oh,

my.

Growing up like I pee in the

knee!

I am sorry, Mr. Baboon, you

failed. You can't qualify for a driver's

license in this state. You are

giving IR test for driving license. I'll

come to get poetic

license.

Poetic license. Wiesel, wiesel,

burning light.

Nurse. Help.

Nurse. Fairy tail and candy eyes.

Something. SomethingWeasel pies.

Happy to you. I say happy to you.

Eat a blue jay. OK,

you pass. Here's your license. Just leave

me alone. But I am having more.

Listen, weasel, weasel. You is small.

You is about 1 feet tall.