04x12 - Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?

[bunniefuu]

It was just a day, a day like any other

day, when the sun's up and it's not

night. I was hard at work on a case when

the phone rang. HuhWhat?Hello,

Weasel and Baboon Detective Agency.

Weasel speaking. Hello! Oh, stop,

no! Now get a hold of your otherness.

What's all this thing about?No, weasel,

sir. Something is terribly wrong. You

have to go quick, before I can do it. No,

no, he's after me. Don't that

squirrel gotta hurry it up already. Uh

Here it

comes! Oh, Mama, it's horrible!

Hello, hello, hello, hello

I don't like the sound of those

blood-curdling screams. This might mean

trouble. Hey, baboon, quit monkeying

around. We got a case.

Get your big red butt off me. I'm sorry.

We trace the call to the residence of a

certain mom and dad. All

right, nobody move. I've got a loaded

baboon, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Click, click. Hmm, nobody saw. The place

was deserted. Just look at that dessert

on the table. Somebody didn't finish

their flawn. I are conduct investigating.

What is

it?It's flying.

Ooh, hey, I are hearing something from

upstairs. It

are still venue. Stand back. We're

wasting precious seconds. Just as I

thought. This seat is still warm. Now

we're getting someplace. We got to get

moving before that trail cools off. You

know what to do. You cutting it, Chief.

Keep your peepers peeled for clues. Uh

oh, clues at 6 o'clock. Well, there's

only 5 o'clock. A

mom's apron, a dad's shoe, puddle of

milk, and some smelly old chicken

feathers. What's it mean?Bad

housekeepers. Phew, I

are finding gum.

Hey, I am not liking this chewing scum.

Lit us. All right, cough

it up.

That's no gum. That was the pink eraser

tip from a number two pencil. It's almost

as if they were erased off the face of

the earth. Somebody has

rubbed out cow and chicken, and we've got

to catch 'em, 'cause I am weasel!

As we

cruised along in our big, old-fashioned

car, IR and I began to assess the case.

Okay, my dull-witted companion, let's get

our facts straight. Fact! Now, if you

were a missing cow, where would you go?

Uh.. Sanjeev's department?No.

Mishpah! Right! Who drinks milk?

Uh, baby birds!Clothes.

Baby childrens?Correct. And where do baby

childrens hang out?Drinking milk?Uh..

in school. Brilliant deduction,

baboon. I am coming to school right now.

I am vehicles detected

school.

The old knock-out-the-monkey trick, eh

Must be getting closer to the bad guy.

Correct!These aren't circles, they're

holes! Any more questions?

Yeah, I got some questions, teacher.

Where are Cow and Chicken?I

don't know. Well, you see, basically,

they never came in today. And what

happened to Flem and Earl?And why, are

the tiny bits of fricks they are chewing

everywhere else?Leave me alone! I'm

the half the woman I used to be!

So, you admit it. He rubbed me the wrong

way! Just look at me. I'm

hideous! Harvey will

never love me like this! Come

on, Baboon. I think I'm gonna be sick.

It's funny how this trail of eraser

crumbs leads right to the janitor's

lounge. Excuse me. We're

looking for the janitor responsible for

Cow and Chicken's room. You want Mr.

Bumby, show it. He's hiding in the broom

closet. Yeah. Oh, Yuki, today I'll

be way something, listening right to

classic. And maybe to the very person who

rubbed out cow and chicken. All right,

Bumby-shawn, we know you're in there.

Come out with your bum where we can see

it. I can't come out. Somebody snuck up

from behind and threw bats on me.

Not only does it look bad with my figure,

but watch!

How do people walk in these things?Ohh

How can I be drawn this way?Come on,

Devon. He's not who we're looking for.

Against my bottom! You're talking to IR?

After IR's brain surgery, the ambulance

boys dropped us off at Flem's house.

Thanks. Yep, this is the place.

Hello. Detective Wiesel here. Pleased to

meet you. Uh Looky! Viam and I will get

no color inside of them. Yes, they're

only inked outlines of their former

selves. I can put more right

through Viam. Hey, stop that! Oh, I feel

so violated. And we don't do nothing to

him to deserve this. Who?Who did this

to you?Okay, well, we'll tell. It's,

it's, it's-- Quick, man, stop the spell.

Okay. It's, it's, it's--

Okay, you two, let's go downtown.

Good gravy, Babu. They've been reduced to

piles of eraser crumbs. Hey, we better--

So it was you, Bumby showing. You faked

that whole pantsing to throw us off the

trail. That's right, weasel. Now get your

hands up. What?Why?Why did you rub out

cow and chicken and Flem and Earl?Why?Why

Well, cause I wanted my

own show. But they wouldn't give it to

me, no. They said I didn't have any

pants! OhhYou know

too much! So, it's time

for you to be erased!

Mom, Dad, help! Cow, honey, are you all

right?What's wrong, dear?I had the most

horrible nightmare. This bad man with no

pants was erasing everyone. Oh, he even

erased you guys! You were only half!

What a ridiculous

breed! Look out, look at the black side.

At least we're normal.