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03x06 - Everybody gets a second chance

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)". Aired: 31 May 2019 – present.*
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Series follows Moritz and his friend Lenny Sander attempting to rekindle Moritz's love for ex-girlfriend Lisa Novak, through selling ecstasy online.

03x06 - Everybody gets a second chance

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HOLY f*ck

WERE THOSE REALLY g*nshots?

I HEARD THEM TOO

HAS ANYONE SEEN DENNIS?

NO MATE

THEN WHY ARE THEY HERE?!

BECAUSE OF FRITZI!! SHE WAS GIVING OU

MDMA DRINKS. I THINK MICHI PASSED OUT.

THE POLICE ARE SEARCHING THE SCHOOL

SHUT UP

- THEY'RE LOOKING FOR FRITZI'S DRUGS

- f*ck IS SOMEONE DEAD?

- WHATS WITH HER

- BUT WHO CALLS THE POLICE FOR THAT

YEAH MATE HOLY SHI

11-17. Second floor clear.

11-19. I'm telling you,

there's no one there.

11-17, what were they doing here?

RIN to 11-28. Just checked.

They were both wanted in Holland.

11-19. Empty, third floor.

To RIN. What were they doing here?

11-19. No idea.

Maybe they were just on the run.

Jenser said

they threatened students,

so I think there's only these two women.

So, I've no idea what

- Jenser shot them?

- Yeah!

Moritz, I only ran after you

because I thought you had a plan.

Excuse me, I was just running away

like everyone else.

I didn't have a plan.

"You know me, I always have a plan."

That's a quote, Moritz Zimmermann.

Enlighten me as to how I'm supposed

to have a plan for a situation like this.

I think I heard something.

Where are we watching the football?

No idea.

We'll have to ask the group.

So did you hear?

OK. PEOPLE THINK THE POLICE

ARE HERE ABOUT FRITZI AND NOT US.

THAT'S GOOD FOR US.

YEAH, REALLY GOOD FOR US!

BLUETOOTH DEVICES CURRENTLY VISIBLE

AVAILABLE DEVICES:

INGO'S IPHONE

UDO AHLRICHS'S PHONE

LONG DONG DAN

ONLY TWO POLICEMEN ARE STILL CLOSE BY

AND "LONG DONG DAN"

DOESN'T LOOK

PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS.

AVAILABLE DEVICES

11-20 to RIN, come in, please.

I just spoke with head office.

We're calling it quits for today.

Wait a minute.

I think I'm onto something here.

No, Udo, come back.

The search is officially over.

I was joking!

I know it's derby day today.

Yeah. Very funny.

Thanks, everybody.

Good work.

DAD: MORITZ, ARE YOU IN DANGER?

WHERE ARE YOU?

Man! Some action in Rinseln finally.

Am I right?

Okay. See you at the station later.

Yep. Okay, got it.

We'll head back now then.

Huh?

MORITZ! CALL M

We were just talking

about your feelings.

It must have been very overwhelming

for you.

I'll get you for this!

You filthy dog!

It's very important

the feelings aren't

Where are we watching the match?

This is not a drill.

Um

Do you have any idea

what they wanted from the students?

That's enough.

Look at him. He's in shock.

MORITZ! CALL ME!

Do you mind if I?

Hey, man.

What's going on here? Huh?

It's not like I've just risked

my job for you,

calling off the search

for no apparent reason!

Jenser, I'm happy to help you get out

of whatever sh*t you're in.

But you have to be honest with me

in return.

Moritz is an internationally wanted drug

baron.

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

Mo. Mo, look.

Do you think the gag will hold?

Huh? Yeah, chill.

Why did you even gag him?

He doesn't want to get caught by police.

He's not gonna draw attention to himself.

What do we do now?

We definitely can't call the Albanians.

They'll sh**t the place up.

Who's been messaging you, anyway?

My dad. He wants to know where we are.

Definitely don't tell him where we are.

Your dad's a complete idiot!

Yeah, I know.

If he finds out about any of this,

we'll all end up in prison.

We're going to end up in prison anyway.

How do we get out of this mess?

Dude, it's That's We're f*cked!

Hey!

Hey!

I knew I'd find you

on the dance floor.

Are you okay?

You realise it was me

who saved your lives, hmm?

And are you feeling normal or?

For the last hour,

he's been a moody aggressive as*h*le.

Everything's back to normal.

So, to summarise,

both of those women are dead,

so now there's just this guy left, right?

He's the stooge for those two women

of yours, your suppliers.

You stole their drugs,

that's why they want revenge.

You told her everything?

I didn't get any A Levels, but you don't

have to be a genius to figure this out.

Can we not just drop him off

at the police station?

We can still make it to Monkeys.

Tonight is ladies' night!

- So he can rat us out to the police?

- We can't do that!

And if he can't rat us out?

We could cut out his tongue.

Just thinking out loud.

He'd have his hands

and could write a statement.

- We'd also have to cut them both off.

- Hmm!

I read about a guy who wrote a novel

by blinking his eyes.

But you have to learn

how to do that first.

- It must take forever.

- Yeah.

Good question.

How long would it actually take?

Blinking or winking?

When I google "novel with blinking",

the only thing that comes up

is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Yeah. f*ck, you're right.

A year and a half?

- You're on Yahoo Answers?

- Yeah.

What's the statute of limitations

for cutting off hands and tongues?

Yeah, and then the small matter

of the biggest online drug business.

- Yeah?

- Okay, guys, I have a plan.

You guys get out of here,

I'll take care of it.

- Take care of it how?

- Yeah, uh how?

I'll find a solution.

I always find a solution.

- Yeah, but before you

- I said I'll take care of it, okay?

Get out of here or they'll find us.

You You can't be serious, Moritz.

- What do you mean?

- What are you talking about?

Moritz wants to k*ll Maarten.

Let's just say it how it is, okay?

What other choice do we have?

Guys, this is how it is.

Every person who knows anything about this

is either here in this room or dead.

So, this way, it all stays between us.

Nobody else has to live with it.

I'm doing it. So go on, get out!

Come on, Lenny. We're going.

He's f*cking insane.

- Yeah. Go, Dan. Go.

- Hmm?

Guys, I know Moritz

isn't always easy to be around.

He's egocentric and he has strange ideas

and he says some crazy sh*t.

But

Well, what can I say?

He is actually just a f*cking genius.

There's no other way out.

And situations like this

with no way out are exactly

when you should stand

by the people you love.

That's why I'm doing this with you, Mo.

Yeah.

Me too. We started this together,

and we'll finish it together.

Technically, I started it on my own.

No one should have to live

with this alone.

No!

Only one of us should have to live

with it! I'm about to k*ll a person!

This is not the time or place

for heroics like in some film.

You're making yourselves

f*cking accomplices!

If I tell you I'm going to k*ll him,

and I do k*ll him and you don't stop me,

that's failure to intervene!

Or accessory to m*rder. I don't know

what else, I'm not a f*cking lawyer!

But if I were actually a lawyer

then I would say, "Go home!"

Lenny.

I'm gonna count to three!

One!

Just get the f*ck out!

Two!

Huh?

Moritz?

What are you doing?

I

It's not what you think.

Lower the f*cking g*n.

- I can't believe

- You don't understand.

- I do understand.

- How could you know what this is about?

Oh my God.

What?

This is your secret, Lisa?

- Uh what secret?

- Since when has she known?

- Uh

- Since when have you known?

Ah!

Are you f*cking insane?

You told her everything?

Have you completely lost your mind?

I can't believe you lied to us again!

We really have to talk in private, Moritz.

No, no, no! From now on,

he's not doing anything alone, okay?

You don't get to make the calls anymore!

Who knows if you were

even going to k*ll him?

Can we agree that from this second

we don't bring anyone else in on this?

Hello?

Oh, no.

Nearly there.

Oh, look, everyone's here, so um

Oh, here. And

Hip!

Hey, babe.

Lisa said to wait outside,

but I thought you could use my help.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Do you have any ideas that might help us?

Anything in your scout book

about situations like this?

Yeah, depends on the situation.

One thing I always have with me

is my experience as a ranger,

crisis management and stuff like that.

And I did two terms of conflict management

and peace studies.

So, what are we saying?

What's the problem?

Joseph always finds a way

out of every tricky situation.

Really? Okay. These guys here are MyDrugs.

You know it, yeah?

Biggest online drug dealer in the world.

And just now, two women were shot here.

Their bosses.

That guy would have k*lled us

if I hadn't knocked him out

and Moritz hadn't tied him up.

And Moritz was just about to k*ll him.

And then you guys showed up.

Wow!

You are really ridiculously well prepared

for this situation.

Do you automatically get these when you

become a ranger or did you buy them?

What? No.

No, meaning you don't get them

automatically

or no, meaning you didn't buy them?

- Or no, you don't want to talk about it?

- Okay. Right, so

Forget what I just said about Moritz.

He's a liar and can't be trusted.

But, regardless, we still have to find

a solution to save our asses.

And, I know that for most of you

it must feel really wrong

and, well, a bit extreme to

k*ll the man.

Hmm?

Never thought I'd have to say

something like that.

What are we supposed to do?

We're all in this together.

Th-th-this doesn't involve me.

That's why

The guy is a professional k*ller.

He's seen us, knows our faces,

and he knows our names,

- Joseph Kammerländer!

- Kammerlander.

Oh, f*ck.

- Huh?

- Yeah.

Oh, f*cking idiot.

There are lives are at stake here.

We can't go to the police.

And so nobody does anything stupid,

we're gonna put our phones in the middle.

And no one, no one leaves this room!

He's backpacking in Australia?

Are you f*cking serious?

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

It's always been a dream for Moritz

since he was little.

I know who the women are,

and I know they're here

because of Moritz, yeah?

And you there?

You're covering for him, aren't you?

Have you told her?

Hmm? About how you came to my home,

how you destroyed the evidence

on that laptop?

Anyone who touches their phone

has to take off one item of clothing.

Too soon for jokes?

Listen up, I've got an idea.

We're gonna vote on it.

- What?

- Take a vote. We should do that.

- Let him live or k*ll him.

- What?

We're all in this together,

that's why we have to make a decision

as a group.

If we don't stand behind the decision

as a group, we don't do anything.

Have you lost your mind as well?

You want to k*ll him too?

No!

We're not gonna change our minds

cos we vote on it,

and neither will they.

So, as a ranger,

you need these handcuffs, right?

Like, if you catch someone in the woods

who shouldn't be there.

Why are you so interested

in the handcuffs?

We have other problems right now.

What? No. Nothing.

They're f*cking serious about this!

- I know.

- Then why are we doing this?

Trust me, Lisa.

It helps people rethink their opinions.

Reflection. Seriously, I learnt it at uni.

Did you buy them

because you wanted to use them

or because someone else wanted you to?

Okay. It's a simple majority.

And completely anonymous,

like with the Pope.

Um the Pope vote

is two-thirds majority, Dan.

But yeah.

- Cross is k*ll him, circle don't k*ll him.

- Eh?

Because of handwriting.

Ugh

You could have cleaned it before.

It says k*ll.

k*ll.

Don't k*ll.

Don't k*ll.

Another k*ll.

Don't k*ll.

Don't k*ll.

Okay, here's my suggestion.

Let's sh**t the guy.

We can all get out of here.

We can still make it to Monkeys

for ladies' night.

How much of that stuff did she drink?

I'm already on their wanted list

because I played the prank of a lifetime

on a few rich kids.

There's no going back!

Anybody here up for a road trip?

- Huh?

- I am so buzzing for a road trip.

Like Bonnie and Clyde.

I'd even go with you, Moritz.

You can be Bonnie.

Fritzi!

- Shut your dirty mouth! It's time to die!

- Fritzi, stop!

Oh, you guys really should have

got me involved earlier.

I would I would've been

so good with all of this,

- this gangster stuff, you know?

- Hey! Hey, Bonnie. Er Clyde.

- f*ck, which was a woman?

- Have you all lost your sh*t?

We all need to take a minute

to calm down.

Here, drink something.

Are you alright?

I'm getting the feeling you're taking us

more seriously than we agreed.

What? No! Serious?

You've been acting like you're

my boyfriend, but we're not.

Stop smiling at me!

I feel like we have to break up.

We're not even together, Fritzi.

Right, but just to be sure

You don't need to do this.

- Dan, it's been really nice

- It doesn't count if we're not together.

- Let me end it!

- You can't just

- I'm done!

- Makes no sense!

I thought we agreed

we just wanted a bit of fun!

Yeah, and that's what we did!

- Oh

- What?

We haven't had chance

to talk about us yet.

Yeah, we have the rest of our lives

to fight if we want.

There's more important things

on the agenda.

Okay.

- Mo, we really need to talk.

- Lisa, I don't think now

There's something you need to know

because it changes everything,

- so I need to tell you now.

- Okay. What?

I told Jens. Your dad knows everything.

- Congratulations!

- Ugh, have you been drinking?

- Just that shot Fritzi

- Then I don't want any.

The reclaiming of MyDrugs.

And the rebirth of M1000.

It'll be great for both of us.

For your career and for my reach as well.

What are you doing here?

Why aren't you at the end-of-exams party?

Moritz is behind MyDrugs.

You are completely high.

Yeah, I've just realised that,

but seriously, Jens, trust me.

I'm scared that I'll never have

another idea as good as MyDrugs.

Yeah, presumably

he's somewhere close by.

Come on, Jenser.

What else could I do?

That's right.

I just didn't have a choice.

Tell them where Moritz is.

They'll find him without you anyway.

He's ordered a firearms unit

and a helicopter.

It's over. It is over.

Why?

Because for you,

getting out has never been an option.

You've completely lost control.

Moritz, you're scaring me.

Scaring you?

There are people dying because of you.

Huh? Who's dying because of me?

Do you think that everybody who takes

too much of that stuff survives?

And it's Volkswagen's fault

when people die because

they're too stupid to drive a car, is it?

But I couldn't think of any other way

to help you.

And about those handcuffs,

they're not something you get

when you become a ranger.

Come on, Mo.

I know you hacked into my cloud account

and saw the photos with Joseph.

This here, this isn't you.

You're not a gangster.

You're a teenager who's feeling insecure

about his ex-girlfriend's sex life.

You have to grow up.

Promise me you won't do anything rash.

I mean just look at Lenny.

He was even going to k*ll someone for you.

You have the most loyal best friend

in the entire world.

Moritz, the decision you make

will affect you both.

What did you tell my dad?

That you're MyDrugs.

- What else?

- What does it matter?

What else did you say?

Who else is MyDrugs?

I told him everything.

You were based in Rotterdam,

Lenny programmed it, that Dan joined

I was on MDMA, I'm sorry!

What now?

Turn yourselves in.

I know going to prison will really suck,

but I did a bit of research,

and if you're lucky,

you'll be charged as minors.

That's a maximum of three years each.

It It's not like America.

They'll help you find your way

once you get out and

for Lenny,

I'm sure they'll find a special solution.

Mo, this is the only option,

and you know it.

Or I find a solution for Lenny.

Okay, guys,

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I get it if you don't believe me, but

I don't give a sh*t whether you do or not.

I don't want to k*ll Maarten.

I never did. I'm not that stupid.

I'm not throwing away something

I've worked so hard to build.

I'm a f*cking good drug dealer!

And now I can do whatever I want,

however I want.

And as of now,

you work for me, understand?

You're gonna introduce me to everyone,

suppliers, partners.

No one should be worried

that Marlene and Beeke are gone.

I'm gonna need full control.

Lenny, did you think

I was helping you get your money

without planning something for myself?

You should have listened to Dan.

Of course I was gonna try and get rid

of the Dutch and take back MyDrugs.

You know me.

I'm the psycho with the g*n.

Bravo, Lenny!

You finally get it.

It was never about you!

Congratulations!

You've solved the mystery!

It only took you 16 years

to find that out.

Yeah, go on, f*ck off.

Happy birthday, Mo.

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to you,

m*therf*cking Moritz.

Why didn't you say anything?

Ah! That takes some getting used to.

You'll never have friends

in this business.

But who gives a f*ck, right?

Who needs friends when you can have

the whole world at your fingertips, huh?

That's where I've always been different

to all of you.

Oh

Well, but, uh

Yeah, that's a really great plan.

I was actually thinking

of something similar.

There's been a change of plan.

Are you listening?

You have five minutes to get out of here.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

At the main entrance.

Okay.

We're on our way.

Hey!

Mr Zimmermann!

Get a hold of yourself!

This is gonna cost you your job!

Mr Zimmermann, get out!

Mr Zimmermann, you can't be serious!

Mr Zi

There will be consequences!

All units over to High School.

All units. Target is very dangerous.

An internationally wanted drug boss,

probably armed.

Vice squad is on its way.

Jens, this doesn't make any sense! Jens!

What are you gonna do? Jens!

The vice squad is on the way now.

I'm the trouble starter ♪

The punkin' instigator ♪

I'm the fear addicted ♪

A danger illustrated ♪

I'm a firestarter ♪

Moritz, we'll fix this.

We'll fix this somehow.

Now, where are the others?

There are no others!

I am the firestarter ♪

I am the firestarter ♪

I am the firestarter ♪

I am the firestarter ♪

a high of just 18 degrees today,

but tomorrow the sun

will be getting a second chance,

just like Mike & the Mechanics right now

"Everybody Gets a Second Chance".

Only the best mix here on Radio Rinseln.

Good morning, Mr Sander.

How we feeling today?

We've got some beautiful weather outside.

How how are you?

Uh to be honest,

I don't think I've ever felt so good.

What about you?

Um to be honest,

I'm actually fine.

Although I have to work a lot.

I mean, mad, isn't it?

But every police request

is an individual case.

And I'm required to cooperate

on all of them,

but that would be way too many files.

So, I asked them for a laptop

and they gave me one.

- But it's just for the files and stuff.

- Sure. Just for the files.

Hmm.

- Does it have internet?

- Deactivated. Through the BIOS.

THIS SITE CAN'T BE REACHED

I see.

And I assume that the BIOS is

Password-protected, exactly.

- Hmm.

- Hmm

But I guess you could

and this is purely theoretical,

remove the BIOS battery for a few seconds,

then that would automatically reset

the BIOS to factory settings,

then you could access it again and adjust

the settings exactly how you want!

Mmm Well, you could.

You are online.

Eat that you f*cking idiot! Yes!

Hey, um

We're gonna do another Skype call.

Do you wanna join?

Wow.

So, are you two living together now?

What? Nah!

- Hey.

- What?

- Ah! Mo!

- Mo, hey! How's it going?

- They gave you a laptop, really?

- Are they crazy?

You know they'll catch you gaming

any day now.

Hey, Mo. Give us a room tour.

Yeah, go on, Mo. Do a "Follow me around"!

Um Yeah, so, this is my room.

Pretty cool! Right, you guys?

And this is my bed.

It's bigger than your room

at your dad's house.

Yeah, true.

What about you, Lisa? How's Berlin?

How's the journalism course going?

It's a lot of fun now that you mention it.

Yeah? Let's see your place then.

I don't wanna brag,

but I don't have any bars on my windows.

Hi, I'm Moritz Zimmermann,

I'm 19 years old,

and this is my generation.

Generation Z. Remember?

Unlimited technological possibilities.

I changed the world

from my childhood bedroom.

I was an outsider.

And, to be honest, I still am.

In fact, now I might be

even more of an outsider.

I'm totally fine with that.

People often forget

that all successful people

remain unpopular nerds.

Success doesn't make you a better person,

it just makes you

a more successful person.

Nerd today,

boss tomorrow.

Yeah. Nice closing sentence.

Did we get everything?

Yeah.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

End of story.

Moritz.

I'm getting you out of there.