02x08 - Up in the Air

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Previously on Jonas LA...

What I'm trying to say is I like you.

This is crazy.
You're a rock star.

-I mean, I'm your--
-Macy.

I'm your Macy.

I want to be friends.

-We are friends.
-Just friends.

-Let's go on a date.
-That sounds really nice.

That's perfect.

-You rule.
-Thanks.

-Just stay away from Joe.
-Or what?

Or we're gonna have a problem.

So, how's my favorite
movie star today?

-Great. Feeling terrific.
-Wrong answer.

-Hi, Vanessa.
-Hi, baby.

So, how's my favorite movie star today?

Oh, happy to be working
with my favorite young director.

And that's how you take a compliment.

I think I got it now, beautiful.

Everyone, meet my axe-boyfriend.

Beautiful and hilarious.

So, Joe, how is my
new friend Stella doing?

Have you two been hanging out a lot,

since she lives in your guest house,
which is so close to your house?

Yeah, sure. You know, it's so great

that you're cool
with Stella and I staying friends.

Why wouldn't I be?
I'm a very secure person.

Right, Mona?
Answer, please.

Uh, yes, and now, get your
secure little face to makeup, OK?

Right away.
Bye, Joe.

Bye.

So, listen, um,
I need a new wardrobe girl.

You think your friend, Blondie,
might like the job?

Yeah, I could give her a call
and see if she'd be up for it.

Great.

Yes, yes, yes, yes! Absolutely, yes!

I think she may be interested.

-♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ I was sitting at home ♪

♪ Watching TV all alone ♪

♪ So tired of routines ♪

♪ The day goes on and on ♪

♪ So I pick up the phone ♪

♪ Call everyone I know ♪

♪ I say there's gonna be a party ♪

♪ Hit the music, here we go, yeah ♪

♪ You gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Tell the DJ to play our song ♪

♪ Are you ready to rock and roll? ♪

♪ Gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Live to ♪

♪ Party! ♪

Remind me again who's going
to be doing wardrobe

on a big Hollywood movie.

Give me a second.
I know this one. You are.

So, you and Nick, a big day tomorrow.

I know, our one-month-iversary.

Oh, I'm sure he's gonna
get you something really special.

The first gift you give
a woman is the most important.

It sets the whole tone
for the relationship.

I'm listening.

For example, the first gift
that I ever gave Mom.

You mean that stupid handprint
you made in kindergarten?

It was third grade.
And she still loves it.

Ever since she's loved me best.

She says she loves me best
every time I take out the trash.

It's her go-to compliment.

Really?

Well, right now, we're focused on
what we're gonna get your girlfriend.

Maybe I'll just ask her
what she wants.

No, no, no, don't do that.

That just says,
"I don't know who you are."

You have to read her mind
or send in a spy.

-I can't read minds.
-Then I spy.

Double Bro Seven, at your service.

So, how's that harness feeling, huh?

-A little big snug.
-Well, get used to it.

I want you to look completely natural
for your big fight scene.

-It's gonna be so cool.
-Yeah.

Dade versus an army of evil ghosts.

-Loving it.
-You know, I saw a ghost once.

Of course, it might have been
an alien disguised as a ghost.

-Uh-huh.
-They do that.

Is he OK?

Best in the biz, right?
So, here's how it's gonna go.

When you get ghost-punched,
Larry is gonna yank you up into the air.

-Right, Lar?
-You bet.

You know, I got a pet chicken.
Her name is Frank.

-Are you sure he's OK?
-I trust him with your life.

All right, Larry, pull him up.

Whoa.
Yeah.

I just want you to know
that you're the first, um, ghost,

I've ever dressed on a movie set.

Actually, you're the first
anything I've ever dressed on a movie set,

so you have to look perfect.

Awesome.
There you go.

Go be scary.
Boo.

You!

Who let you on my set?

It's Mona's set.
And she hired me.

-Does Joe know about this?
-Why don't you ask him yourself?

My two favorite girls on the same set.

-How good is this?
-So good.

-The best.
-The bestest.

The besterest times infinity,
can't be stopped.

Honey, you didn't tell me
Stell was working on our movie.

Surprise.

Well, you two... love this.

But I gotta go do an internet search.
"Larry, safety, accidents."

Do you know how hard it is
to pretend we're friends?

Wait, why are we pretending we're friends?

Because I don't want Joe to think
that I'm jealous of you.

-Hmm.
-Which I'm not.

I don't believe you, but go on.

And you don't want Joe to find out
that you don't like me

because you're afraid
that he won't like you.

It's not fair.
This set was my one Stella-free zone.

Vanessa, I'm not here
to steal your boyfriend.

I'm here to do a job.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some ghosts to fabulize.

Good to go! Next!

Looking good in here.

Kevin, I'm telling you
there was no leak.

Uh, it's preventative plumbing.
It's the latest thing.

Yeah, all fixed.

So, I love what you girls
have done with the place.

Oh, well, we haven't really
done anything with it.

Exactly. So you need things.

So, what would be the perfect
guest-housewarming gift, theoretically?

Um, I don't know.
A can opener?

-More personal.
-A can opener with my name on it?

Say it's Christmas. What would Macy
want to find underneath the tree?

Oh, actually we have
this tradition in my family

where we don't buy each other gifts.

Really?
Keep talking.

We only exchange things
that we've made ourselves,

like for instance this quilt
that my Grammy Grace made for me.

I really love it.

So, what you're saying is no buying,
just making, followed by loving?

-Have you eaten today?
-Yes, I have.

Thank you very much.
Mission accomplished.

Hey, everybody.

I'm home from work
on a major motion picture.

How exciting.
How was your first day?

Amazing.

-Yeah? Tell me all about it.
-Mm-hm.

Mace, I was so in the zone, like,
I just knew how everyone should look.

And... and Mona loved it.
And I was in heaven.

Yay!
And Miss Vanessa?

Oh, let's just say
Stella Malone threw down.

-Yeah.

Play by play.

OK, so she was all like,
"This is my only Stella-free zone."

And I was like,
"I'm here to do a job."

And then she walked off,
and I ripped some guy's shirt.

-And it was awesome.
-I'm so proud of you.

She will not be a problem
for me anymore.

- Hey, guys.
-Oh, hey.

-Hi.
-Do I have a surprise for you.

Vanessa's house is being fumigated,
flying termites.

And guess who's staying with us
for the whole weekend.

Ciao, roomies.

This is gonna be so awesome.

You said Vanessa wasn't going to be
a problem for you anymore.

She's not.
She is a problem for us.

-What's that racket?

-Is someone mowing the lawn in here?

Who's that?

Joe's girlfriend.
Yeah, she has flying termites.

Well, at least I don't have to
worry about you dating him.

Good morning, roomies.

I call bathroom.

So, how did you sleep?

-Horrible.
-Bummer. I slept like a baby.

Well, you snore like a water buffalo.

Oh, I had a lot of cheese last night.

It makes me a little phlegmy.

OK, OK, I get it.
I get it.

I went to where you work,
and you came to where I live.

And we're even.
So, why don't you just pack up your stuff

and just get out of here?

-I don't think so.
-You can't stay all summer.

Oh, I don't know,
because after they fumigate,

things might be a little termitey
and I'll have to redecorate,

which could take...
carry the six, divide by four...

All summer.

Oh, excuse me while I just clear
a little space for my... products.

OK, what is it gonna take
to just get you to go away?

Quit your job on Forever April.

Not gonna happen.

How would you girls
feel about triple bunk beds?

-Are you sure Macy wants a mug?
-Can you make a quilt?

-No.
-Then this is your best shot.

I'm telling you, man,
Macy only likes handmade gifts.

-It's her family's tradition.
-Yeah, but it's just little kids in here.

So what?
When has that ever stopped us

from jumping in the ball pit
at Burger Monkey?

-Good point.
-Thank you.

-Hi.
-Hey, Stells.

I was just working on my fight moves
for the next scene.

So, you guys have
a fun slumber party last night?

Uh, no.

Joe, um, there's something
that you should know--

Joe. And roomie.
I was looking all over for you two.

So sneaky.

-Good morning, Vanessa.
-Hi. Are you nervous

-for your big day, Joe?
-Just a little bit.

Do you know Larry the rigging guy?

Yeah. You have so much
on your plate today.

We wouldn't want anything to upset you.

Right, Stell?

Right, Vaness.

You guys are awesome.
Stella, you wanted to tell me something.

Yeah.

Good luck today.

All right, I think it's finally starting
to take on some mug-like qualities.

-Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
-That mug is ug.

Kiara, what are you doing here?

It's my cousin Theresa's
birthday party.

She's ten.
What's your excuse?

We're making a very important gift
for a very special lady.

Oh, my bad for teasing you.
Your mom is gonna love it.

-Thank you.
-Actually, it's for Macy.

Hold up.
You're making a mug for your love dove?

Yes, Kiara, I'm making a mug
for my love dove.

That is so sad.
It's hilarious.

-What do you mean?
-Please, no girl wants a corny old mug.

You might as well just break it now
and save her the trouble.

-You still think this is a good idea?
-Absolutely. I'm giving mine to Mom.

She's gonna put it
right next to that handprint.

-What?
-Sorry, my hand slipped.

Oh, yeah. Mine, too.

-I think you made it better.

And cut!

Beautiful.
Oh, thank you.

Is this my chai ice tea?

Ow!

-Oh, please, I didn't even touch you.
-You were thinking about it.

I could feel you
pricking me with your mind.

Hey, Vanessa, when we break for lunch,
why don't you meet me in the barn?

I want to show you something pretty cool.

Goody! I love cool things
from Joe to me.

Hey, Stells, I didn't see you there.

-Hi.
- Why don't you come along, too?

-Oh, she's so busy.
-I can make the time.

Great, then I'll see you
ladies in the barn.

All done.

Ow!

-Mona, she stuck me.
-No, I didn't. I didn't.

Ladies, what's this all about?

-Well, I think it all really started--
-Don't care.

These girls are driving me crazy.
Do me a favor,

can you book me a massage for,
like, 10:00 tonight?

-Dude, she's gonna hate it.
-No, she won't, because it's from you.

That is nasty.

Don't you have anything positive to say?

Oh, I'm positive.
That is nasty.

Yeah, like your mug's any better.

My mug will beg to differ.

All right, kid,
how much you want for it?

Save your money
and buy your girlfriend a real present.

-Yeah, let's just go to the mall.
-No, dude.

The whole point was to give Macy
something that you made yourself.

You're right. But, you know,

it wouldn't be too hard
to change "Mom" to "Macy."

No way.
Mom's gonna love this.

This is what's putting me back on top.

Hey, would you guys mind saying hi
to my cousin Theresa and her friends?

It would really make
her birthday special.

-Yeah, absolutely.
-Sure, we always have time for our fans.

Yo, everybody, get over here.

-Hey, guys. How are you doing?
-Hey, everybody. Happy birthday.

Yo, check out that whack mug.

Oh, man, it's a good thing
you guys can sing.

-Hey, Larry, mind doing me a favor?
-Yes, you can borrow my pants.

Oh, no, no, no.
Don't need pants. Good on pants.

Your loss.
These babies are really broken in.

I appreciate the offer.

Are you OK?
You need to talk?

You know what makes me feel better?
Yelling at rocks.

-Larry, focus.
-I can't. My eyes don't work together.

Oh, sorry.

Listen, my girlfriend and my friend
will be here in a few minutes.

I want you to hoist me up to the top
and leave me there until they get here.

Right, and then you're gonna swoop down
and surprise them like a superhero.

-Exactly.
-You want to borrow my tights?

No, no, no, maybe next time.

Let's hook you up.

-To our month-iversary.
-To our month-iversary.

You know I made up that word, right?

-What other girl does that?
-Aww.

OK, open mine, first.

Wow, it's beautiful.

-You made this?
-Of course not.

-It's a watch.
-So, you bought it with money?

Mm-hmm, I've been saving up
for a special occasion.

OK, my turn.

-Wait, no.
-What?

Oh. Gee...

-It's a...
-Mug.

Where did you get it?

-I made it.
-Why?

Because Kevin said your family
only gives handmade gifts.

Oh, Kevin.
That explains that.

You hate it.

No, no, no, Nick.

I think it's really sweet

that you tried to do
something special for me.

How could I not love it?
Come here.

Thank you.

Well, in case you hadn't noticed,
Kevin is wrong sometimes.

I have noticed that, yes.
So, I had a backup plan.

Better, right?

I know I'm supposed to say no,
but they're kind of awesome.

Thank you.

All right, Larry,
this is gonna be awesome.

Wait, here they come.
All right, lift me up.

You are a wonderful
and giving human being.

-Not my mood, my body.
-Oh, can do.

Oh, my goodness.

-What are you doing here?
-Joe invited the both of us.

Oh, he was just being polite.

Joe and I are friends.
When are you just going to accept that?

-When you quit this movie.
-I'm not going anywhere.

Fine. Then I'll just go to Mona
and get you fired.

Please tell me
that you wouldn't do that.

Mm, last time I checked,
I'm the star of this movie

and you are the assistant
to the assistant ghost dresser.

You know what?
That's it.

I have too much self-respect for this.

So you win.
I quit.

No, she doesn't.

Larry, bring me down.

We're all adrift in a cold
and indifferent universe.

Me... down.

Thank you.

-All the way.
-Uh, sorry, it's stuck.

What's going on with you two?

Joe, you might as well know
that Stella and I aren't really friends.

I kind of figured that out.
But why would you try to get her fired?

I know it was wrong.
The truth is, I was jealous.

It's just... there's something between
you and Stella that we don't have.

Vanessa, I'm sorry,
but I can't go out with you anymore.

I don't blame you, Joe.

And it's always a bad idea
to date your co-stars.

I do it in every movie,
and it never works out.

Every movie?

Joe, we will still be friends.
And we will still work together.

And, if my life coach, spiritual advisor
and accountant are right,

this movie will be a big hit.

Stella, I'm so sorry.

I hope you two can figure out...
whatever it is you need to figure out.

-So... that just happened.
-Yeah.

Do we have anything we need to,
like, figure out?

No, I don't think so.
I think we're good, right?

Totally.

Larry!

-That's lunch.
- What?

-Mama packed sardines.
-No, Larry, Larry.

- Wait, don't go.
-At least bring me something back.

Thanks, guys.
Great work.

I'm really close to Mona.

Let's get you some more lines
in this movie.

Awesome.

You know, Joe, there's a reason
they call this showbiz.

Everything's for show, even relationships.

I think you're right.

My advice to you is when you
find something real, never let it go.

There's a lot of Vanessa's out there,
but not a whole lot of real.

Thanks, Mona.

I'm kind of choking myself up here.

You tell anybody you saw me like this,
you'll never work in this town again.

-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Eh, eh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Try to fall asleep tonight ♪

♪ I lay awake ♪

♪ And dream of a life ♪

♪ Where we thought we could make it ♪

♪ We wasted all our time ♪

♪ And I wouldn't change ♪

♪ A single thing ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ We get closer and closer again ♪

♪ But we're falling apart ♪

♪ I'm losing, you're losing a friend ♪

♪ It's always over before we start ♪

♪ You're asking for love ♪

♪ And I wish that it could be ♪

♪ The way that it was ♪

♪ But it's over, there's no one to blame ♪

♪ No, it'll never be ♪

♪ The same ♪

♪ No, it'll never be ♪

♪ The same ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪

♪ We get closer and closer again ♪

♪ But we're falling apart ♪

♪ I'm losing, you're losing a friend ♪

♪ It's always over before we start ♪

♪ You're asking for love ♪

♪ And I wish I believed you ♪

♪ But it's easy to see that it's over ♪

♪ There's no one to blame ♪

♪ It'll never be ♪

♪ The same ♪

♪ Never be ♪

♪ The same ♪

♪ No, it'll never be the same ♪

♪ 'Cause it's over
And there's no one to blame ♪

♪ It'll never be the same ♪

Next on Jonas LA...

-Good morning, boys.
-Oh, hey, Dad. Hey, Frankie.

-Hey, Macy.
-What are you all dressed up for?

-You.
-Oh.

Wow. OK.

It's time to get back to the music,
all right? Ideas?

-We should do a new music video.
-I like it.

I was thinking maybe I would direct it.

Wow, that's awesome.
I think you should definitely go for it.

It's just that our dad
usually makes these decisions.

Well, I'm sure he'll support you.

I have hired a director for your video,
and not just any director.