02x01 - Virtu-Date

[bunniefuu]

I cannot believe I have to paint
the entire garage door

on a Saturday!

Well, there's 7 seconds
of my life I'll never get back.

I mean, no wonder chores
were abolished in 2016.

They were? I... I mean, they are?

Oh, yeah. Parents finally realized
that making their kids

work like robots
in their spare time was barbaric.

That's not work.
That's totally awesome fun.

Gimme.

Well, it's your Saturday.

If this is a chore,

what do you consider
fun in the future?

Well, I'm either skyaking,
remote comet racing...

Remote comet racing?
What's that like?

[beeping]

Oh!

[coughs]

It's... amazing.

Cool. What else would you do?

Well, I mean there's
going to the mall,

cloud hopping, nero tag,
nano biking...

I lost you at "mall", didn't I?

I bet malls are so
awesome in the future.

We can go to one.

Really? How?

I thought you guys were
stuck in the present.

My dad has these virtu-goggles
in the time machine.

If we use them, it'll let us
go into the future...

Virtually.

If you want to.

Sure. It's a date.

A date?

Uh... oh, oh, oh,

I... I meant like...
Like 2 friends...

Going to the mall together.

Yeah.

What did you think I meant?

Oh. No, same thing.

You know, just your
typical virtual

time-traveling,
non date-like situation.

What did you think I meant?

Uh...

Done.

What do you think?

Why don't you just make kittens?

Great idea.

Hey! Gimme that. Come on.

[horns honk]

Great. I'm gonna have
to clean that up.

Whew! I am beat.

♪ Meet a boy named Phil ♪

♪ And his family ♪

♪ On vacation from
The 22nd century ♪

♪ Got a rented time machine
And they're on their way ♪

♪ To a time way, way, way
Back in the day ♪

- ♪ So now it's Phil ♪
- ♪ Phil ♪

♪ Phil of the future ♪

♪ Keeping it together
Just as best as he can ♪

♪ Phil ♪

♪ Phil of the future ♪

♪ He's a 22nd century man ♪

♪ 22nd century man ♪

♪ On a holiday Through history ♪

♪ But the final destination
Was a mystery ♪

♪ But something
On the time machine had blown ♪

♪ So they ended up
Right here in our time zone ♪

- ♪ So now he's Phil ♪
- ♪ Phil ♪

♪ Phil of the future ♪

♪ Never knew in history
Just where he would land ♪

- ♪ Phil ♪
- ♪ Phil ♪

♪ Phil of the future ♪

♪ He's a 22nd century man ♪

♪ Phil of the future ♪

♪ He's a 22nd century man ♪

Fashion zombies.
What are you doing here?

Hello, Pim.

We thought you might not know

about the huge sleepover
I'm having tonight.

No, I didn't know about it.

[gasps] So glad we came by then.

Because we wanted to tell you that
you're not invited.

And you came all the way
over to my house to tell me this?

Pim!

It would be rude
to tell you over the phone.

If you want to learn
more about it,

check out our website,

"you're not invited" dot com.

[girls laugh]

Is it bring your own zits?!

'Cause it looks to me like you've got
enough for everyone!

I hope you're hungry
'cause I made a lot.

Sure... but of what?

It looks delicious, huh?

And without using a single
utensil from the future.

I'm a regular pioneer.

Anything wrong, honey?

Oh, nothing. Except I just found out
that I'm not invited

to the most important sleepover of
the entire sleepover season.

If they didn't invite you

it's because
they don't appreciate

what a sweet young lady you are.

Pim, honey,

the most important thing to remember is
just to be yourself.

[Pim plays "sappy" music on tape player]

- Stop that.
- [turns off music]

Sorry. I thought I was helping.

Mom, it's not about
being yourself.

It's about fitting into a group.

And if it's not
the fashion zombies,

it has to be something else.

Trust me, honey.

Just be the best Pim you can be,

and everyone will grow to love you as much
as your family loves you.

She disgusts me.

She keeps using the virtu-goggles
to become queen of the ants.

Now the lenses are all sticky.

Blow it out your snot trap.

Oh, that's nice. Real nice.

No wonder you aren't
invited to any sleepovers.

How did you know about that?!

It's in the Pickford Penny Pincher.

Hey! The pettin' zoo's
coming to town!

This won't, you know, do anything to my
brain or anything, will it?

No, no. I've done this
hundreds of times.

- Oh, my...
- Aah!

I kid.

All right. Look, Keel,

we're gonna have a great time.

But I gotta warn you.

Some people on their
first virtu-trip

get really caught up
in the experience.

So just remember,

nothing you're
about to see is real.

Phil, I'm a big girl.

Come on, let's goggle up.

[beeping]

What do you think?

No... way!

[man, on P.A.]
Attention, space shoppers.

We have a 3-headed bleeb
on level 4.

Will one of its mothers please report to
the lost and found.

If heaven were a mall...
And it is...

It would look like this.

Welcome to my world...

Virtual world.

[girls laugh]

[boy] Nice shirt, retro boy!

Come on.

All right. Now watch this.

[computer] Dress. Summer.

You like it?

- [computer] Pay now?
- No.

[computer] Pant suit. Elegant.

- Cute!
- Cool!

[computer] Pay now.

[computer] Thank you.

Phil Diffy, this is amazing!

Can I change these shoes?

These are fine.

All right. My turn.

[computer] Suit. Nerdly.

Thank you.

Well?

What? Be the most
stylin' guy in the city.

What city is this again?
East Lameington?

Tackyburgh?

- I get it.
- Boreington Heights?

- Ok.
- [computer] You go, girl.

[computer] Suit. Screnchie.

Thank you.

That's better.

Really? You like this?

I mean, this is what
aliens wear.

There's aliens in the future?

Um... maybe.

Ok. Not a bad-looking group.

Athletic. A little
repressed aggression.

Looks like a perfect fit.

Hiya, chums!

Mind if I fit...
Uh, I mean, uh...

Join... join... join in?

- Cool.
- This is gonna be fun.

Whoa! What kinda game is this?!

Gimme the ball.

Uhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Yeah!

Ok...

So that didn't work out.

[girl] If we don't move,
she'll go away.

All right. We're at
the food court now.

What do you want to eat?

Uh, Phil, I hate
to break it to you, but...

There are no restaurants here.

You wanna bet?

Pick anything.

- Anything?
- You heard me.

Oh, really?

Something... tropical.

Easy.

- In a jungle.
- Which one?

No! On a beach.

You got it.

No! But it's not a tourist trap,

and no annoying beach finders,

and I wanna drink
out of a tiki mug.

No problem.

I can get used to the future.

[laughs] Come on.

Cowabunga, dudes. I'm Robby.

I'll be your waiter today.

Where would you like to hang 10?

Anywhere outside.

Pfft. Everything's outside
at Paradise Cove.

Thank you, Robby.

My pleasure, Beach Bunny.

Just so you know, he's a robot.

He's programmed to call
everyone Beach Bunny.

Ok. I need a menu down here
for cute stuff.

He's obviously malfunctioning.

Oh, and one for doofus.

See? Now he's calling you doofus.

[Pim] These guys seem
pretty cool.

Light on their feet.
Handy with rope.

It could work.

Uh, room for one more?

If you can skip.

To my Lou.

You think this is tough?
Try it in zero gravity.

Thank you, Robby.

What's that about?

What's what about?

[mimicking] "Thank you, Robby."

It's called being polite.

No, it's called being flirty.

What are you, loopy?

What are you,
Flirty McFlirtenhoffer?

I am not flirty mc...
What you said.

You're the one being jealous
Mc... Jelly-goober.

Jealous? Of this guy?

What's bugging you, Diffy?

What's bugging me is you!

You two lovebirds on a date?

- No!
- No!

Well, then, say, kitten...

I'm about to go off line.

How would you like to join me

for some deep conversation
and discounted appetizers? Yeah...

You wanna see flirting?

I'd love to.

Cool.

Check you later, braugh.

Almost forgot...

The check.

Hey, Pops.
How was the petting zoo?

Nothing like the petting zoos

we have back in
the 22nd century.

I mean, the goats
all had one head,

and when I asked them where
the bigfoots were,

they looked at me
like I was crazy.

We're living in
strange times, Daddy-o,

where fashion zombies
run wild and...

No one seems to share
my enthusiasm for mischief.

I'm sure you'll find
someone, sweet pea.

Remember the Diffy
family motto: Never give up.

I thought the Diffy
family motto was

"what are you lookin' at?"

Those are the Eastside Diffys.

We don't talk about them.

There has to be a group
that will allow me

to use them in my quest
to dominate the world

and all its resources!

Hold on there, Pim.

Your plan to dominate the world?

Is it for good
or is it for evil?

Oh, Daddykins.

For the last time,

it depends on
how you look at it.

[both laughing]

[laughs]

Oh!

[whispering]

[laughs]

Girls, huh?

Even in a virtual world,
they make you crazy.

Tell me about it.

Here ya go, kid.

Pineapple smoothie.
It's on the house.

Dad?

Phil?

- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?

Hey, your old man can't take a virtual
trip now and again?

Your mom thinks
I'm in the garage

workin' on the time machine.

Is this why it's taking
us so long to get home?

I'm multi-tasking.

You know, I'm workin'
on the time machine.

At the same time, I'm fulfilling one
of my life-long dreams.

Your life-long dream
is to work in a juice bar?

Work? I happen to own this place.

What are you doing here?

Well, I thought
I was here with Keely,

but she's gone
and run off with some robot.

Ohh, Robby, yeah. [Chuckles]

Not surprised.

He's a 243-t,
a real ladies robot.

Yeah...

I'm not helpin', am I?

Not so much.

[Barbara] Lloyd,
are you in the garage?

Oops. Gotta go.

[chuckles]

Well, I finally found
some place I fit in.

Whatever.

And you don't mind me
taking over this group, right?

Whatever.

Wait a minute.

Why would I want
to fit in with you guys?

A rock could fit in with you guys.

I'm better than this.
I'm better than you.

I'm better than this
whole dweeky rupture world I'm stuck in.

Now I know my true destiny,

and I must fulfill that destiny!

Robby, please.

What's the matter?

Aren't ya havin' a good time?

Yeah, but I'm sorta
here with somebody else.

Come on. You dumped
that hodad for me.

I did not dump him
and his name is Phil,

and he's not a hodad...

Whatever that is.

Has he got a titanium
endoskeleton?

I don't... I don't know.
We're just friends.

Let's be more than friends.

Robby, no.

Come on.

You're harshin' my mellow.

[Phil] Sounds to me
like she's not interested.

Phil...

Step off, flesh boy.

This is none of your business.

What concerns my friend
concerns me, chiphead.

Be careful, Phil.

He's got a titanium endo... something.

Ow!

How about some pepper, spice boy?

Aah!

Aah! Come on.

I'm a robot.

Phil!

No! No!

[beep]

Whoo.

Gotta love the 243-t's on/off
switch, huh?

You ok, Keel?

Fine.

What happened?

I can't believe I made such an idiot
out of myself.

I told you your first virtu-trip might be
a little overwhelming.

I think you did great.

Really, I'm the one
who got carried away.

Are you kidding?

I was flirting
with a total creep.

Is my taste in guys
really that lame?

No, but you taste
in robots stinks.

Besides, I know you
were just trying to get back at me.

You weren't really
flirting with robby.

Right?

Well, sorta.

You really are
flirty Von flirtenmeyer.

Well, you're Jealous Von Jealousmeyer.

Hey, now you're just saying
what I'm saying,

but adding jealous to it.

[laughs]

So, where do you want to go now?

A real mall?

I was thinking more like
a virtual ice cream shop

where you can eat
as much as you want

and never get sick.

Are there robots?

There's the Soda Jerk 3000.

Great. Another jerk.

Actually, he's pretty nice,

if you don't mind
square, black boxes

with, uh, blinking lights
and soda nozzles.

Let's go.

Where you been, honey?

Workin' on the time engine?

Uh, yeah, yeah, time engine.

Mom, you were right,

totally, totally right.

[gags]

I have never heard
her say that before.

Neither have I. I'm worried.

I learned that fitting in

is not the way to go.

You can't pretend to be something
that you're not.

That is wonderful, sweetie.

It's just like I said,

the most important thing
to remember is be yourself.

I mean, who wants to fit in with these
time turkeys?

With my futuristic super-brain

battling their
ancient pea-brains,

I shall rule them all!

What?

I'm just being myself.

[sighs]

Wow, that was the best ice cream

I've ever pretended to have.

[belches]

Excuse me, I'm sorry.

I'm virtually
lactose intolerant.

I had an awesome time.

Thanks.

Welcome...

And forget about
the whole robby thing.

Not a problem.

Unfortunately,
with my taste in guys,

I may never have a boyfriend...

But at least I have
great taste in boys

who are friends.

That's me.

Friend boy.

I'm sorry I made you jealous,
even though...

Even though what?

I kind of liked it.

Gotta book.

Gosh, Pim, your slumber party

is way cooler
than mine ever was.

Oh, no, Vick, but you know
what this is missing?

Daisy chain hair braiding?

No...

Gossip lightning round?

- Yeah!
- Uh-uh.

Then what?

Pillow fight!

[all] Aah!

Aah!

[growls]

Aah!

[Barbara] Pim!

Yeah, Mom?!

Are you done raking
the leaves yet?

Uh, right on it, Mom!

Take that!

And that!

Don't mess with Pim! No!

Yaah! Hey, you fashion zombies,

you're raked, bagged, and ready
for recycling!