01x10 - Clemenza

[bunniefuu]

["THE GODFATHER" THEME PLAYS]

Wavy gotta die.

He took my life, now I'm gonna take his.

I didn't want it to come to this.

What's f*cked-up

is I aim to do good in this world.

Now, we all know the
role we gotta play, right?

Country.

Yeah, r-real quick.

Uh. Who am I?

Clemenza.

You stash the g*n in the bathroom.

But Grundle's don't got
no old-school toilet,

so you gotta stash the g*n
in the napkin dispenser.

Well, then, who am I supposed to be?

You're Tessio.

After I blast Wavy,

you meet me out front of the joint,

and I'ma jump in your cousin's gypsy cab.

Well, ultimately, Tessio
betrays the family.

Tessio gets whacked. Do I die?

Yo, no spoilers, man.

What in the Sammy Hagar
is going on in here?

Y'all supposed to be asleep.

Clemenza? Sollozzo?

Oh, it's "The Godfather."

Yeah, I love that movie.
I've seen it a million times.

You know what my favorite line is?

I thought I told you.

I... am The Godfather!

Was that in there?

[LAUGHS] I'm just messing with you, man.

I ain't never seen no "Godfather."

Any black people in it?

No.

Then I ain't gonna see it.

Lights out!

[SWITCH CLICKS]

Y'all know what y'all
gotta do tomorrow, right?

Go to sleep, men.

[SIGHS]

Mm.

So... you have something
you want to say to me?

You want to tell me anything?

Hmm? I don't know, like...

Like why you didn't come home last night.

Hmm? Mad? Mad?

Why would I be mad?

[LAUGHS]

No, me? I'm not mad.

[LAUGHS]

Shay...

you have to pull it together, girl.

No, no, no. No! No, Shay.

Mnh-mnh.

Shannon will not allow that today.

♪ I'ma bust his a*s,
I'ma beat his a*s ♪

♪ I'ma bust him and I'ma kick his a*s ♪

You know what, Josh?

I'ma k*ll you, and I'ma get away with it.

[GLASS BREAKING]

Blink-182 lookin' m*therf*cker!

[SOBBING]

[STEAM HISSING]

[POUNDING]

[STEAM HISSING]

TRAY: In "The Godfather,"
who's better, Michael or Vito?

The answer's Michael. He
k*lled his own brother.

[FOOTSTEPS ECHO]

♪♪

When a man is pushed to the limit...

he seeks his own justice.

♪♪

Hey, Tray! Um...

So, I noticed that you're
being kind of low energy,

and I know we all have our days.

But if you could just
brighten it up a little,

that'd be helpful, m'kay?

Wavy take a sh*t at
the same time every day.

You could set your watch to it... 7:00 a.m.

Oh, not the response I was looking for,

and it's 7:02, actually.

[g*nshots]

This burner right here... is untraceable.

We got the special tape around the grip,

the serial numbers are filed off,

and the trigger repels fingerprints.

This is a body-snatcher, son.

My n*gga.

So, you really gonna go
through with this, huh?

I gotta do what I gotta do.

Even if it means
sacrificing my own freedom.

15 years!

He took everything from me.

f*ck that. Wavy gonna get it.

[SOBBING]

[RHYTHMIC KNOCKING ON DOOR]

- What do you want?
- Can I come in?

- Tray, now is not a good time.
- Amira.

After tonight, you might
not see me for a while.

[VOICE BREAKING] Not now,
Tray. Please, not now.

What happened?

- Dad left.
- Josh?

He didn't come home last night.

Shahzad.

What's in the box?

Some homemade grape jelly rolls.

Shay.

Shay.

Shay, don't cry.

I don't want to talk about this with you.

Oh, come on. You know I
don't like to see you hurting.

Please, come on. Just
tell me what's going on.

We been fighting a lot, and
Josh didn't come home last night,

and I don't know what to do.
He's not answering my calls.

He's not answering my texts or nothing!

[SOBBING]

I'll find him for you. All right?

I know this city like the back of my hand.

Now, I can't vouch for
this weird-a*s white boy

and what he gonna be doing
when I do find him.

But I'm gonna go get his a*s,

and I'm gonna bring him home to you.

I gotta make this thing
right before it's too late.

[SIGHS]

- [SLURRING] One more, please.
- All right, that's enough.

- This was your last one.
- It's not enough. It's not enough.

- I have a tab, and I gave you an Amex.
- I said you're done.

I said give me one more, please.

- Thank you.
- Look, you reached your limit.

You need to settle up and get out of here.

I've reached my limit?
I've reached my limit?

You know my limit?

- You think you know my limit?
- Hey, hey, don't start any trouble.

I'm not starting trouble.

You don't know what trouble is, okay?

I'll tell you what
trouble is. Look at that.

Do you see that tat right there, bro?

Do you see it?

That's from Burma... f*ck' Burma.

Have you ever been to Burma? No?

You need to put your shirt
on and get out of here.

Stop pointing at me. That's rude.

I took part in a Muay Thai

fighting circuit in Phuket.

I said I want you outta here!

I don't care! Come out
here and do it, then!

Come out here and fight me.

You heard the man, Josh.

You? What do you want?

I don't know much about
the Narc-Anon program,

but I know getting wasted in a
bar ain't one of the 12 steps.

- And f*ck the 12 steps.
- Come on, man.

You don't want to fall
back into those old ways.

Ah. You talking about heroin?

That's a great idea, Tray.

Hey, does anybody got any smack?

Maybe a little bit of "H"?

I'm a junkie, so I'm
looking for some good heroin.

Or some bad heroin, it doesn't matter.

I can use good or bad heroin.

- It does the same thing.
- Cut off.

Have a seat.

I drink what I want.

Oh, this ain't about drinking, man.

This is about cutting off that bullshit

coming out of your mouth.

I'm s... Are you telling me to shut up?

No, I'm telling you to shut the f*ck up.

[SCOFFS]

Ever since you came back,

it has been so f*ck' hard.

You just show up out of
nowhere, and it's different now.

Shannon loved you first,

and those kids, they're your...

They're your flesh and blood.

My k... my kids... my kids

are your flesh and blood.

I'm so scared I'm gonna lose them.

[SIGHS]

I don't want to lose them.
I don't want to lose them.

How'd you even find me here?

I wanted to help, so I took a chance.

I called your credit-card company.

I pretended I was you and
I tracked your purchases.

I even answered some of
those secret questions

they have for you.

You did that for me?

No... I did it for Shannon...

and I did it for the kids.

Our kids.

Then I went and bought me
a pair of new Air Jordans.

That's fair.

Not that it matters, but how much?

Thank you.

Next customer in line, please.

Uh, I actually just need
y'all's bathroom key.

Oh, bathrooms are for customers only.

Oh, that's fair play.

What can I get that's cheap?

How about them mints right there?

Uh, those are "After Java"
mints, and they're $3.

$3 for mints?

Well, they are "After Java" mints, sir,

so they work really, really good.

Let me change that order up, then.

Uh, I want a Ice Blended Green Tea Chiller

with extra whip.

- Great. Size?
- Regolare.

That'll be $4.25. Name for the order?

Clemenza.

["THE GODFATHER" THEME PLAYS]

♪♪

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♪♪

♪♪

This is incredible.

I don't even feel drunk anymore.

- What did you put in this?
- A secret recipe.

It's mostly pretzel dust
mixed with some Twix...

[SIREN WAILS]

straighten your a*s right up.

- Wow. It's amazing.
- I used to call it "Wild Style".

You know, I'll be honest with you, Tray.

I wasn't psyched when you first showed up,

but I was wrong.

You're a good person.

You're all right, too, man.

- Yeah? You mean that?
- Yeah, man.

You raised my kids, man. Stole my woman.

If I ain't think you was a cool dude, man,

you'd be dead by now, man.

I'm from Brooklyn, man.

You wouldn't have even seen it coming.

Thank you?

On the way home, stop
and get some Tic-Tacs

and some bubble gum.

'Cause your breath smell like horse sh*t.

♪♪

[GRUNTS]

By the way, thanks for the sneakers.

You're welcome.

[EXHALES, SNIFFS]

["THE GODFATHER" THEME PLAYS]

♪♪

♪♪

Guess this is it.

Thanks for your help, Big Country.

Hope them compression
socks work out for you.

Get 'er done, Tray.

Gustavo.

You wasn't much help.

Thanks for getting up early in
the morning to say goodbye, B.

Nice knowing you, Tray.

[SIGHS] I made this pouch for you

as, like, a farewell gift.

It's got a Sony Discman in there.

You're the only man I know
still listens to CDs, bruh.

My man.

You know what, I want you to hold onto this

'til I come back, a'ight?

That cool?

- We're cool.
- Okay.

[SNIFFLES]

Felony.

Parting with you is such sweet sorrow.

I'll be seeing you later.

Remember?

I'm your ride home. I'm Tessio.

Damn right.

♪♪

♪ Yo, it's hard times
I done been through it ♪

♪ Always thought I could
make it, and I knew it ♪

♪ Man, I'm 'bout to do it ♪

♪ I'm 'bout to do it ♪

♪ Yeah, it's hard times
I done been through it ♪

♪ Always thought I could
make it, and I knew it ♪

♪ Man, I'm 'bout to do it ♪

♪ I'm 'bout to do it ♪

- ♪ I'm 'bout to do it ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

- My cousin.
- 'Sup?

Moment of truth.

- [SIGHS] I got you something.
- [LAUGHS]

Fly jacket, man. It's O.G. style.

It's Clyde's lucky jacket.

Bobby.

Look, I know y'all used
to have each other's back,

and if you wear that jacket...

it's like he's still watching your back.

[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

["THE GODFATHER" THEME PLAYS,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

♪♪

♪♪

J, cover for me.

I gotcha, Tray.

[KEYS JINGLE]

♪♪

What the f*ck?!

[DOOR OPENS]

You looking for this, n*gga?

I know everything...
that happens in my stores.

Cameras in the bathroom. Damn.

You watching people use the toilet?

That's some real Chuck Berry sh*t.

Now, why you got your man
up in there, stashing a g*n?

What was you trying to do?

Ambush me while I'm taking my morning sh*t?

I guess you ain't figured
out everything after all.

Oh, okay. You're trying
to be like the Godfather.

k*ll me.

- Don't f*ck with me.
- Come on!

'Cause if you don't, I swear,
Wavy, I'ma hunt you out.

I'ma k*ll your black a*s. Believe that.

[WHISPERS] Come on, man.

Why you got so much hatred
in your heart for me?

'Cause you ruined my life, m*therf*cker!

It ain't my fault that you got busted.

You gonna tell me you ain't
come at my girl when I was gone?

- Tell me that, n*gga.
- Hell, yeah, I tried to bone your girl.

I'm a man. But she wasn't having it.

Now, I might not have been
the best friend to you,

but I damn sure am not the
one that ratted you out.

You're trying to say somebody set me up?

Oh, yeah. Somebody.

Somebody like your cousin, Clyde.

- [LAUGHS]
- Where'd you get that from, man?

Man, you ain't hear what Wavy said?

Stop acting crazy.

Man, f*ck Wavy.

What your silly a*s gonna do?

Me and you could
run the whole block.

Ain't no honor amongst thieves.

You know what you could do?

You could shut your
lying, motherfuckin' mouth

about my cousin!

Now, that's the truth, homie.
It was your cousin, Clyde.

And I know because my man who
works at the force told me.

- No!
- I never wanted to tell you...

- Come on, man! I didn't do nothing!
- because that's your cousin.

And then he wanted you to dime on me,

thinking if he got us both out the way,

he'd be the big man on the block.

CLYDE: Look, I got
plans. I got skills.

Everybody say that I'm
stupid, but I'm not.

And when you got busted...

Yo, the truth is, I got scared.

Look, man, I forgive you
for trying to take my life...

and I hope you could forgive
me for not being a best friend,

but I damn sure was not
the one that ratted you out.

I believe you.

Good. I'm glad.

We cool?

♪♪

♪♪

We cool.

[FINGERS SNAP]

[SIGHS]

But, unfortunately, I'm
still gonna have to fire you.

Tray, come on, quick!

It's all right.

No need to rush.

Man, all y'all in here?

Felony, it's supposed to
just be you, man. You Tessio!

These dudes wanted to come, too.

Yo, sorry, Tray. I just
felt invested in the outcome.

Yeah, we wanted to see how it panned out.

I-I-I'm
Luca Brasi.

But Luca Brasi wasn't in the car.

He was sleeping with the fishes.

- Yeah, you're right.
- Never mind, man.

I ain't sh**t Wavy. I got fired.

- Oh, all right, yeah.
- Country, move your fat a*s over, man.

All y'all Tessios, there
ain't even no room for me.

[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

Damn, it stink in here, man.

It smell like wildebeest a*s in here.

I swear to God, one of
y'all need some Bubblicious.

JOSH: You gotta catch that.

SHAY: Okay, boys, get over
here. It's time to eat.

AMIRA: Yeah, come on, we're hungry.

Okay, who wants an avocado
and sprout sandwich?

- Ooh. I'll have one.
- Me. Me.

Sprouts?

What happened to the bologna and cheese?

- Tray. What's up?
- SHAHZAD: What's up, Tray?

What's up, Josh?

Hey, Tray.

Hey, Tray, sit down, join us.

Thanks, Josh, but I can't.

I got this pickup basketball
game I gotta get to, man.

I'ma put these pretty Jordans to use.

A second chance is a
beautiful thing, ain't it?

Yeah, it sure is.

Tray.

I appreciate you helping us out.

It meant a lot.

I'm happy that you happy, Shay-Shay.

That's all I need.

♪♪

All right. Who wants some...

fancy bologna?

- Yes.
- Ooh, me.

- Is this Jarlsberg?
- That one is chorizo.

Uh, I will take some of that.

You guys want to have a
water-chugging contest?

Yeah, let's see who can
drink the most water.

[LAUGHTER]

So you and Wavy just squashed it like that?

You didn't even sh**t him,
g*n-butt him, or nothing?

Nope. Ain't too many
O.G.'s left out here, Bobby.

You know what I mean?

Dying breed... Almost extinct.

- Like dinosaurs, kid.
- [LAUGHS]

Can't be out here just k*lling each other.

There's just too much more
left for us to do on the earth.

Yeah, that's what's up. That's what's up.

Besides, I wanted to come
back and bring this to you.

What's this?

No, man. This is... [CHUCKLES]

This is Clyde's jacket.

You keep that.

But you his brother.

I want you to cherish the memory of him.

I think you should keep it.

Besides, it'd probably look
better on your pretty a*s.

[LAUGHS] Oh, word. That's
how you gonna do this?

- Word.
- [LAUGHS]

I love you, cuz.

You remember when you was about 12,

and I had you doing layups
all night long in the park

'cause you wanted...

Oh, man, you had me crying that night, man.

I know, remember? You got good, though.

Yeah, yeah, I remember that.

I'm tellin' you now...
"Give me another one."

- [LAUGHING] Okay.
- You better do it right!

You better do it right, too.

Nah, that wasn't good. You gotta get up.

You gotta get extension.
Let me see that 18-footer.

sh**t an 18-footer, boy.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

- Boom, boom, boom!
- Oh!

Give me another one. Give me another one.

Boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom! There it is!

Ooh! Wow!