02x02 - Maximum Insecurity

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♪♪

H-h-h-hit it ♪

Like father, like son ♪

You're always

Number one ♪

There's buddies,

There's pals ♪

Yeah ♪

You always seem

To work things out ♪

Can't you see

You're two of a kind ♪

Lookin' for

A real good time? ♪

A real good

Time ♪

Aah!

Repor

To the goof troop ♪

And we'll always

Stick together ♪

Always

Stick together ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends

Forever ♪

Side by side

Wherever we go ♪

We're always

Ready to roll ♪

Now gimme

A beat ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

And we always

Stick together ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends

Forever ♪

Now we're calling

Everyone ♪

Come along

And join the fun ♪

Report to

The goof troop ♪

La do be da bop

La ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

Heads up, pj. Incoming!

Whoa! Two points,

Dude-o!

Catch ya at the top

Of the hill!

Heads up, peejster!

Hey, you

Who, me?

Oh, my gosh!

Leech!

Leech, I'm really sorry

That it's saturday.

I mean, not tha

I don't like saturdays,

But because it's no

A school day

I don't have

Any lunch money for you

To beat me out of,

For old times sake,

So I'll just say goodbye.

You owe me, pudgy!

Heads up!

Whooooa!

Sorry, man.

I didn't see--

Yikes! Leech!

Sorry I don't have

Any lunch money on me

But it's saturday.

I guess you're done

With this one, huh?

I'll just get rid

Of this for you, leech.

Later, big guy.

10 Goes into 3.

Carry the 8.

Add 16.

Check it out, peej!

With the can money,

Plus the bucks we've saved,

We'll have

Exactly enough

[Both]

For the concert tickets!

Subliminal messengers,

Here we come!

Tomorrow nigh

At the spoonercaddie arena

And stock yards,

Be there

Or be oblong!

[Both]

Yeah!

Waah!

It is easy!

Yep. This stuff'll be worth

Some serious cash

Soon as I get I

To the right people.

Pj, we did it!

We did it!

Whoa!

I'll save ya!

Yeah? So,

Who's gonna

Save you?

[Both]

Whoa!

Aah!

[Crash]

Hey, I'm really sorry.

Oops!

What the--

Give me that bottle!

[Siren]

Listen, I go

A little proposition

For you two.

You two babysi

That bottle for me.

I'll be back

To get it later,

O.k.?

I don't think this is

Such a hot idea, man.

Just take

The perfume bottle already,

And give us the

Ticketsplease.

Sure, sure,

You'll get the tickets

After I ge

The bottle back.

You know,

Like insurance.

Oh, by the way, ladies,

I wouldn't let the cops

Catch me with tha

If I were you,

You know what I mean?

Gotta think!

Gotta think!

Max, I can't think!

O.k., Don't panic.

With the police in the store,

We can't return

The perfume.

They'd arrest us

For sure.

But--but--

Besides,

Leech has our tickets.

If we don'

Give this back,

We'll blow

The concert.

Whoa, no way!

Not the concert!

Uh, what do we do

With this

Till we decide?

No. It's just poison!

I got you, peej!

O.k.?

Let it go, bud.

I have an idea.

Yeah?

We'll consul

A higher authority.

You mean

No. Lower.

No. Much lower.

You mean our dads?

Why not?

They're always

Bugging us

To come to them

With our problems

Anyway.

I feel sick.

Peg,

I didn't see you there.

- Just us, sir.

- Oh, hi, mr. Pete.

I thought you were

Your mother.

Hasn't your voice

Changed yet,

For cryin' out loud?

Come on, kids.

Got a surprise

For your mom.

We'll try I

In the garage.

Oh, sure, mr. Pete.

Whatever you say.

Boys, say hello to my new

Taskmaster

Combo power sander

And fish scaler.

I got enough oomph

Right here

To scale

A whale every day

Including leap year!

Makes me tingle

Down to my toes

Just thinking about it.

Nice to have around

If you're ever attacked

By moby d*ck.

Hey, that's right.

Never thought of that.

I'm telling you, boys.

This little beauty

Was a real steal, see?

Funny you should

Mention steal, dad.

For what they charged,

I felt like I was

Robbing the place.

Yeah, sir,

Now about robbing

The place--

What? Oh yes, son,

Now what is it?

Well, you were talkin',

Dad, sir,

Suppose you happen to see

Someone steal somethin'--

Like it was

For sure stealing.

Yeah,

Only you didn't have

Anything to do with it.

Nothing to do with it.

Stealing's wrong,

Against the law,

And it's just plain

Bad manners.

And if I ever caugh

Anyone I know stealing

I'd scale and sand

Them myself.

Understood?

[Gulp]

Thanks, dad.

Gotcha, mr. Pete.

Ah, great.

Leech is gonna

k*ll us,

The police are gonna

Arrest us,

And my dad's

Gonna sand us.

Look, we'll hide

The bottle here

For tonight.

In the morning,

We'll think of something.

Like changing our names

And putting ourselves up

For adoption?

You're gonna love

This surprise, pegums.

Ohh! Oh, darling.

Is it a brand-new real

Imitation fur coat?

No. Smaller.

Oh,

It's that fancy china

You promised me

When we got married,

But I still haven't seen

So much as a salad plate of!

Oh, come on, peg.

Think excitement.

Think thrilling!

Think heart's desire.

[Gasps]

Oh, pete!

That diamond necklace

I've wanted?

No, poopsie.

Feast your peepers

On this.

Huhhh!

It's a prototype,

Pigeon lips.

There's only one

In existence,

And we've got it.

I feel like a new father.

A power tool is

Your big surprise?

Ha ha!

Ain't it a beaut?

Honestly, peg.

Now, what good would

A stupid necklace be

On that great fishing trip

We got planned next month?

Your choice--

Ice for mommy

Or cold shoulder

For papa.

You tell me!

And clean up

This mess!

[Pete]

You don't like it?

Well, son, it's the end

Of the line.

[Sizzling]

No, dad!

Yep, I checked.

It's 10 after 9:00.

I don't want to miss

The evening noose.

What did you say?

You know, the news.

It's about crime

What?

It's about time

You went to bed.

Good night, dad.

Man, I'm never

Going to get to sleep.

[Snoring]

Thanks for takin'

The rap,

You sap.

Today is

The first day

Of the res

Of your life

In jail.

No!

No! Oh, no!

Don't! Don't!

No, don't!

Help!

I'm taking

That bottle back

Myself now,

Leech or no leech.

Max, it's you.

Max, we gotta

Get rid of that bottle.

You won't believe

The dreams I had,

Nightmares.

Oh, yes, I would.

Come on.

Way I figure it,

We'll just slip it back

On the drugstore shelf,

No problem.

We'll deal

With leech later.

It's--it's

Gone.

Aaaaaaah!

Cool it, peej.

You want to wake up

The whole neighborhood?

We're gonna die.

We're definitely

Gonna die.

Gotta think.

Gotta think.

Leech wants the perfume.

The police want the perfume.

We had the perfume,

Now we don't.

Yep, death definitely.

Then jail!

Hold on, peej!

We're not gonna die,

And we're not going

To jail.

We don't have

A choice, man.

We don't have

The perfume!

So we'll get it back.

It's gotta be around

Here someplace.

Oh, this is stupid.

We're never gonna find it.

It's gotta be here.

No one knew it was here,

And it didn't jus

Get up and walk away,

Did it?

- Unless

- Unless what?

Unless something did

The walking for it.

[Grrr]

There it is!

There it is!

Quick, quick.

Let's get it!

Max, help. I'm stuck.

After that fleabag!

[Ruff ruff]

[Dog barks]

[Running]

[Thud]

[Clank]

Heh heh heh!

[Cough cough]

[Cough cough]

I hate dogs.

[Humming]

Cute little bottle

Of smelly stuff.

[Peg]

p*stol?

Uh-oh.

p*stol!

What happened

In here?

Oh, mommy,

You're the bestest mommy

In the whole wide world!

And I wanna be just like you

And I wanna look like you,

And I wanna smell like you,

I hope you like

This perfume I just found.

p*stol, honey,

If you found this,

Then it's probably

From daddy.

It must be

An apology present.

Of course!

Oh, sweetie.

Mommy has to go find

That great big lug nu

And thank him properly.

Oh, and, honey,

Clean up this mess!

[Sniffing]

Pj, do you smell that?

Yeah, and that stink

Won't come out for weeks.

No. It's the perfume!

Pete.

Oh, petey, sweetie,

Oh, come out so I can

Thank you properly!

[Whimpering]

Why, sweetums,

What's wrong?

[Sniff]

Ooh!

Puppsie-wuppsie!

You need a bath

And a good spritz

Of this.

I got an idea

I think.

[Humming]

Mommy's little puppy

Is going

To smell wonderful

For a change.

Pj, you had an idea,

And it worked!

Yeah. Way cool.

Now we can finally

Return this stuff.

Thanks.

Leech!

I got big-buck plans

For what this'll bring in.

You're not getting

This bottle back, leech!

- I'm not?

- He's not?

No, and you'll leave

If you know what's good

For you.

Grounding you two runts

Into the dir

Will be real good

For me.

O.k.

Which one of ya

Wants it first?

Come on, peej.

Time for the old

One-two.

What old one-two?

Uhh!

Our concert tickets!

Gotcha!

Waaah!

Atta boy, peej!

You don't expect me

To fall for that old trick,

Do ya, ya goof?

Nah. You probably

Wouldn't.

Ooh!

I got the tickets!

I got the perfume!

And I got you both.

You little

Pj, toss it.

I got it,

I got it.

I got it,

I got it.

I don't got it.

I don't got it.

That's gonna

Cost you, pal.

Joke's on you.

I'm broke.

Broken's

More like it.

Don't panic, peej.

I've got an idea.

[Blow dryer running]

Now where's that perfume?

Oh, so there you are,

You great big avocado!

Oh, thank you

For the surprise.

But--but, tinsnips,

You sent me ou

To the garage

Because of my

Little surprise.

Remember?

I'm not talking abou

Your nasty old

Power tool surprise.

I'm talking abou

Your big, expensive

Bottle of perfume

As an apology

Gift surprise.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

You mean that surprise.

So you liked it then?

Liked it?

I loved it.

In fact,

I want to spritz

Pookums here

So she smells her

Very, wery best.

Where'd

You put it, honey?

Put it?

Oh, now,

Don't play coy with me.

I know all abou

The surprise,

So you may as well

Give it back to me!

Well

Of course,

Punky doodle.

It's just that it

It was perfume

You say?

Midnight in mazoola.

My absolute favorite.

Well, of course.

I was just checking,

Darlin'.

The sprayer doodley

Wasn't spitting righ

So I took I

Back to the store

To fix it. Yeah.

Oh, dear.

Well, I have

Some errands to run

Anyway,

So I'll jus

Pick it up myself.

When will it be ready?

You can't do that.

I mean,

You don't have

The receipt,

And--and i--

I do,

But I don't have it on me,

So I'll just have to do I

Later. O.k.?

Whew.

Midnight in mazoola, eh?

No problem.

I'll just buy pegums

Another bottle.

I'm a genius.

[Bell rings]

I'm glad you came to me

With this little problem

Of yours.

Thanks

For understanding,

Dad.

Yeah. I figured

We'd be spending

The res

Of our lives in jail.

And I've got a curfew.

Now see how

An expert does it.

Pardon me, miss,

But I need to return

This item--

Receipt, please.

I don't have

A receipt.

No receipt, no returns,

No exception.

I'm just trying

To bring back this

Bottle of perfume.

I don't care

If you're trying

To bring back elvis.

No returns

Without receipt.

Bobbo,

To the front counter.

No, please.

It's not like that.

Trouble, doris?

No trouble.

Just a quick return.

Like doris told you.

No returns.

Do I need to call

My pal barney

Over at the precinct?

Quick. While dad's

Got him occupied.

How lucky

Do you feel?

I'll let you know when

I'm done throwing up.

Come on.

How hard can it be

To open this thing?

Here.

Let me show you.

Oh, thanks.

Uhh!

Leech!

Thanks again.

We got to

Give it back, leech.

Yeah. Stealing's wrong.

Against the law.

And just plain

Bad manners.

Dad! What are you

Doing here?

[Gasps]

Midnight in mazoola!

I've looked

Everywhere for this.

Thanks, kid.

Peej! Oh,

There you are!

Mom!

Pete,

It's been hours.

Is my perfume

Finally ready?

Why, yes,

My little moon pie.

All set.

Give me that!

What the--

Ohh!

[Crash]

Come on! Leech

Is getting away!

Leech!

Shoplifting again, eh?

Been nearly a week

Since we've arrested you.

Shoulda known you were due.

No, no, man,

You got it all wrong.

This isn't mine.

It's his.

No, it's not mine.

Honest.

I wish it was,

But it's not mine either.

Of course not yours,

You silly billy.

It's mine!

Oh, I'm sorry,

Mrs. Pete.

But it doesn'

Belong to any of us.

It belongs

To the store.

Leech stole it.

We were jus

Trying to give it back.

All right. You got me.

Just get those brats

Out of my life.

No, man.

You got it all wrong.

Boys,

I'm so proud of you,

Trying to do

The right thing and all

Like you did.

Don't you worry abou

That concert, kids.

Your dad's come up with

With a wonderful way to pay

For those tickets

You gave up.

After all,

You've earned it.

[Cash register rings]

By the way, snooky,

Where is that perfume?

Is it here?

Is it ready?

Did you have it fixed?

You didn't have it fixed,

Did you?

You said you were

Gonna have it fixed.

You never do what you say

You're going to do!

Oh,

I love that woman.

You never do what you

Say you're going to do!