02x08 - Talent to the Max

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[Pj]

Ladies and gentlemen,

Boys and girls,

Prepare to be

Incrediblized

By the greates

Magic show

In the history of

This house!

Presenting

For your amazement,

The great maxini!

Ta-da!

How ya doin',

Ladies and germs?

We're gonna make this

Disappear before very

Your nose.

How does he do I

You ask? It's magic!

All right,

Let's hear I

For gravity!

Pick a card,

Any card,

It's all part of

The show, folks.

Hand's quicker

Than the eye.

Nothin' up my sleeve.

Presto!

O.k., Pitcher of

Ordinary moo juice.

A wave of the wand,

And abracadabra, and--

Watch out!

Ta-da!

Gimme a break.

Hmm. Uh. That's

Different.

[Yawn]

Well?

You like it?

Uh, I gotta go

Melt some crayons.

Dad, you ever see

Anything like tha

In your whole

Entire life?

Well, them tricks

Were verytricky.

Yes! Coast-to-coast raves

For the great maxini.

Are we gonna ace

This school talent show

Or what?

We're gonna have

Those judges screamin'.

Yeah,

Right for the exits.

But dad just said--

Hey, when that's all

Your dad can say, man,

You know you stink.

Stink?

Like a skunk

With b.o.

Maybe if you did

A good tap-dance

Or gargled goldfish

Or somethin' '.

Oh, you're sayin'

The act needs

A little polish.

Max, it needs

Dry cleaning.

Gotcha.

Lighting's all wrong.

And we need

Better costumes.

Try sacks on our heads.

And our tricks are

Real re-treads.

I mean,

How many guys have you seen

Put milk in their hats?

And pour it on

Their heads?

Uhone.

So first thing tomorrow

We hit the magic shop,

And get some real tricks.

The talent show's

Only the beginning,

Peej.

We're ridin'

A magic carpe

To fame and fortune.

Yeah,

Down a dead end street.

How much money

You got, peej?

10 Bucks.

How much you got?

10 Bucks!

Come on.

Umhello?

[Cough cough cough]

[Cough cough cough

Cough cough]

[Cough cough]

[Cough cough

Cough cough]

Way cool!

A real magician!

Bingo, big boy.

Presenting

The great garbonzo!

That's me--

[Grumble] garbonzo.

And I am the great maxini.

Presenting my assistant--

Pj the splendid.

Yo.

Yeah,

Always happy to mee

A fellow

Hocus-pocuser.

So, what can I do

For you, maxini?

Don't you tell me,

You want to buy a trick,

Right?

Now, seeing as how

You're in the magic

Business, too,

I tell ya wha

I'm gonna do.

Presenting

The amazing wilting

Flower trick!

Wa-ba-da-ba-ba-da!

Swamibegonia.

[Humming]

Oh, man.

Uh, we're sorta

Lookin' for something

With more, uh

Pizzazz. I knew it.

A kid who's on his way

To the top.

The enchanted

[Humming]

Card trick.

Guaranteed

To knock 'em cold.

Only 3 bucks.

C'mon, max. This

Hocuser's bogus.

He's not a real magician.

He doesn't even

Have a hat.

Hey, how abou

That one?

The levitating

Birthday cake. Woo!

A fine choice,

Mr. Maxini--

Or, uh,

Can I call you great?

A bargain at 5 bucks.

Hidee-hi, hodee-h*.

Frosting fly.

Here we go.

Max,

Let's bug outta here.

Gimme a break, kid,

I'm just gettin' warmed up.

Binky dinky double fudge.

Arise or I'll turn you

Into sludge.

No! Stop! He's just a kid!

All right! All right!

I'm not great!

I'm the world's

Worst magician!

Whoa! How much

For that hat?

Hat? Hat?

What hat? What hat?

That's in that--

Forget it, kid.

Nothin' but trouble,

Nothin' but trouble.

Here, have a couple of

Disappearing rabbits.

Take one of these

And a couple of those.

Hey, magic scissors.

Cut up anything and

Stick it together.

Hat's not for sale.

Hey. Magic yo-yo.

Well, but--thanks,

But that hat--

Saw some ladies in half.

No ladies? Saw some guys

In half.

Yeah, but the hat!

But I can't afford this!

Knock 'em dead, kid,

It's free, it's free.

O.k.?

Free,

All right, kid?

All right.

C'mon, peej.

You heard the man.

We're gonna

Knock 'em dead.

[Doorbell rings]

Hey, neighbor.

Borrow a cup of sugar?

Well,

While I'm here,

Might as well borrow

Some of this, and, uh--

Ooh, I'll take tha

And recycle it for him.

The magnificent,

The incredible,

Theuh

Mega-cool.

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

Mega-cool, uh,

Great maxini.

Ta-da! Hiya, hiya,

Ladies and germs.

I just flew in

From magicland,

And boy,

Are my arms tired.

Hey, on with the show,

As my assistan

Pj the splendid

Dares me to untangle

The mysterious

Magic rings.

With a flip and a flap

And an abracadabra.

Kids. Shows you

What happens

When they don'

Get enough tv.

Ta-da!

Huh? Hey!

Wha--wha--what?

What--hey!

Hey.

For my next illusion,

I'll need a volunteer

From our vast audience.

Anyone? Huh, huh?

Thank you, sir.

A snippety-snip

Of the magic scissors,

And your tie is ruined.

But--ha ha--never fear.

A wave of the wand,

And abracadabra--

And--

Oh, gawrsh.

What do ya think

You're doin'?

Uh, the incredibly

Mysterious appearing

Scarves trick.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ooh, baby! Ha ha!

Woo hoo.

So what we're seein' is

The act needs jus

A little morepractice?

That goof could practice

Till he's in the 47th grade,

And he still won'

Win the talent show!

And you.

Don't you let me

Catch you

Lettin' him make you

Look like a geek again!

Now, wait a minute, pete!

That's my son

You're talkin' about!

And don't let me catch you

Lettin' me borrow anything

While I'm catchin' you

And lettin' you borrow I

From me again!

Uh, max, you know

They're nice tricks,

But maybe you oughta wai

Till next year's talent show.

Like they always say,

The early bird

Always, uh

Gets the worm and

How's it going, max?

Ah, it isn't goin'

Anywhere.

Forget it, peej.

I'm takin'

This stuff back.

Yeah, but what abou

The talent show?

No talent, no show.

Fame and fortune.

Yeah, right.

I can't even play

The harmonica.

Mr. Garbonzo!

Hello!

It's the not-so-grea

Maxini.

M-m-mr. Garbonzo,

I'm returning your stuff!

Never wanted to be

A magician anyway.

[Creak]

Voice: don't be

So sure, kid.

Voice:

So you want to be

A magician?

Who said that?

Where are you?

Ta-da!

Card tricks got you down?

Can't pull a rabbit out of

A hat?

Do I have the answer for you!

Y-y-you're talking!

Bet your beanie, binky.

But you're just a hat!

Just a hat!

Was george washington

Just a guy with bad teeth?

Was tom edison just a guy

Who needed a light?

Kid, kid,

I'm your ticket to

Fame and fortune.

Try this on.

Presenting

The great maxini!

Like it, like it?

You do? Great.

Goes with the shoes

Huh?

I gotta be dreamin'.

A talkin' hat tellin'

The world's wors

Magician he's great?

Shh! Shh! Quick!

Ix-nay! Ix-nay!

Don't ever say that.

You're gonna be great.

You are great!

You always been great!

Come on. Really?

Really? Really? Really?

Did houdini escape

The gaping jaws of

A rabid chicken, huh?

I saw it, I tell ya,

It changed my whole life.

You need magic to get ahead.

I need a head

To get ahead.

A hat like me is nothin'

Without one.

Oh, what a team we'll make.

Go ahead, go ahead,

Do a trick.

But I don't know

Any tricks.

Trust me.

Hold out your hands.

Gotta make with

The mumbo-jumbo, kid.

Oh. Uhuh

Abracadabra.

Wow. I did that?

I mighta helped

A little,

But sure you did.

So what do you say

We got a deal?

But garbonzo said

You weren't for sale.

He said you were

Nothin' but trouble.

Hey, that was the guy

Who told houdini

To give up magic and

Become a dermatologist.

Do not worry.

I'll square I

With the garbonster.

Aw, c'mon, c'mon,

C'mon.

Take me home

With ya, please!

With cherries and

Gummi dwops on top!

I don't know.

Go ahead,

Take a chance.

Fame and fortune,

Kid.

Fame and fortune.

The great maxini!

Well

Maybe jus

For the talent show.

I guess it's o.k.

Of course it's o.k.

And now, the momen

You've been waiting for,

The one, the only,

The great maxini!

Abracadabra!

[Roar]

[Tweeting]

[Ring]

Ohhwhat a dream.

Talking hats

Whew.

Next I'll be seein'

Pink elephants.

I prefer purple

Myself.

[Gasp]

Y-you're real!

Real as the day

I was stitched.

And I am residing

On the head

Of the world's

Greatest magician.

The world's

Greatest magician.

Pj! Wait'll

You see this!

Hiya, max.

What's all the--

Whoa!

Pj!

Whoaaa!

You!

You got 10 seconds

To get outta my den,

Ya clothes wrecker.

First, mind if I borrow

Your tie.

Not again!

Max, what're ya doin'?

Max, no!

Check this, peej.

Abracadabra!

How in heck

Did ya do that?

That's the mos

Incredulous thing I seen

Since cynthia snodgrass

Got her snoot stuck

In an ice cream truck,

And had to

Eat her way out of

36 Flavors.

D-d-did you see that?

Yeah.

He musta been practicing

All night.

I take back

Everything I said

About that dumb kid.

Why, he's--

The greatest magician

In the world?

You haven't seen

Nothin' yet.

Uh, max--

Whoa

Max, what are you doin'

With that hat?

The great garbonzo

Told you it was trouble.

Great? Hah! Hah!

The guy who told houdini

To give up magic and

Become a dermometer?

Close enough.

Relax, peej.

This hat's

My magic carpe

To fame and fortune.

It's garbonzo's,

And he said

It wasn't for sale.

And you said we're

Ridin' that carpet together.

Well, sure we are.

Go get your costume

And I'll teach you

Our new act.

Not if I can help it.

[Vacuum whirring]

Whoa!

Hey, that wasn'

Part of the act.

Let him out.

He's my--

Hey, pal-y,

Maybe after you win

That talent show,

You could come

To my car lo

And be our permanen

Prestidigitator in residence.

Think of the crowds.

Think of the cars

You'd make discappear.

Max, we gotta talk--

Later, pj.

Me and this genius

Have got a deal to make.

Real grea

About max being so

Successful

All of a sudden,

Isn't it?

Yeah, sudden.

So what do you think,

Black or purple?

Kid, you're

Gonna wow 'em.

Ah, my good assistant.

Hiya, peej.

Hey, where's

Your costume?

Max, man,

We really gotta talk

About that hat.

No, we gotta talk.

Uh, hang on, pj.

I'll be right back.

Kid, kid, kid,

You are too good

For a two-bit assistant,

Especially one who

Wants to steal your glory.

What?

He's my best friend?

I have seen it happen, kid.

Soon as you get on stage,

He's gonna make himself

Look like the star,

And you look like a geek.

Don't believe me?

Try him.

Cut his some slack,

Jack.

Pj's cool.

I'll prove it.

Peej, um,

I was thinkin'--

Let's rehearse

The first trick.

Max, if you'd just listen

For like, you know a second--

I call I

The fantastical

Flying flowers.

You hand me the vase,

And I turn the posies

Into parrots. Got it?

Max

Abracadabra

What'd I tell ya?

What'd I tell ya?

You want that to happen

When you're on

Coast-to-coast tv?

That was pretty good

For an assistant.

But I didn't do anything.

What?

You've been practicing

Behind my back,

Stealing my tricks.

What tricks?

Oh, max,

You can't shuffle

Two cards together

Without blowing it.

It's that hat, man,

You gotta dump it like

A bad habit.

And blow

The talent show?

I'd rather dump you!

Hey, pj,

C'mon back.

Ha ha. From now on,

It's just me and you, kid.

Me and you.

Ah, full house, kid.

More people than the nigh

The great doug lemming

Jumped off a cliff

Into a bucket of pork rinds.

Yeah. Everybody here,

Except pj.

Forget him.

After tonight,

You're gonna be

The most famous kid

On the planet.

Oh, just think, family,

My son, our relative,

Is assistant to

The great maxini himself.

But dad,

Didn't you hear?

Pj quit the show.

Quit? And throw away

The best meal ticke

Since all-you-can-eat nigh

At the big bronco billy's

Barbecue bistro?

Where is he anyhow?

Uh-uh.

No way I'm gonna help max

Outta this one.

Still, I've go

A bad feeling about this.

[Applause]

Welcome to the spoonerville

Talent extravaganza.

So, um, well, let's

Stick our hands together,

Shall we,

And pull them apart,

Then do it really fas

As we give a big

Spoonerville welcome

To our first act,

Tad and tommy tipplesmith,

The tap-dancing twins!

Tad and tommy--

I love these two.

[Music plays]

Ahoh, no!

Okay, maxie.

All set to be

Your assistant.

But are you really sure

You don't want pj to do it?

Yeah, dad,

I'm sure.

You know,

I'd hate to see you

Lose your best friend

Over jus

A silly old hat.

And now,

Soon to appear a

Pete's used cars,

It's time to welcome the--

Let's see--

Ah, the world's

Greatest magician,

The great maxini!

That's us! Hyuck!

Break an ankle.

Holy king tut!

What'd you bring

That old fossil

Into the act for?

Fossil? That's my dad.

I have seen hat stands

With more personality.

You want to drag

That doofus around

While we're playin'

At the palladium, huh?

Dump him.

You can't give orders.

If he doesn't go on,

I don't go on.

Anything you say.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Do not adjust your eyes.

The great maxini

Is in control

Of all you see and hear.

Whatta kid--

A magician and

A ventriloquistmas.

What are you doin'?

This is my show!

News flash, kid.

I said I needed

Your head.

I didn't say nothin'

About needin' you.

Get off of me, you--

Need a hand, kid?

Hey, maxie,

I don't remember

You mentioning

That in the act.

Whoa

Hey, what's going on?

Max!

Knock it off, you!

Off the stage, turkey!

Cool!

Hey, max!

Now turn dad

Into cranberry sauce

And stuffin'!

Nobody's gonna make

A turkey outta my kid,

See?

Change him back,

Ya baboon!

Somebody say baboon?

Way to go, max!

Max, what the heck

Do you think you're

Doing up there--whoa!

Oh, dear

Oh, deary dear!

Oh, max!

This here's

An amazing trick, son,

But I think you better

Let me loose!

Dad, I can't stop it!

Mr. Garbonzo! He-e-elp!

What?

I'm gettin'

Too old for this.

Huh? Whowhat

Relax, kid.

Thanksgiving's not for

Three months..

Mr. Garbonzo, you gotta

Stop the hat!

Ah, sorry, pal.

Your friend's

The only one

Who can do that.

Quick! How?

As long as he thinks

He's the greatest magician

In the world,

His got a swelled head

And the hat won't come off.

So that's why

You said you were--

Hey, max!

Tell 'em you stink, man!

Tell 'em you're bad.

Tell 'em--

I'm the world's

Worst magician!

No-o-o!

Oh!

Whoa-oa-oa!

Huh?

Rats.

Just as I was gonna tell

Cynthia snodgrass

My dad's king kong.

Don't say that, kid.

You're great.

I'm not!

You are! You are!

You're colossal!

You're terrific.

Stupendous!

Not! Not! Not!

Hat's all, folks.

Ha ha ha

Oh, thanks, mr. Garbonzo.

Well, ladies and germs,

That concludes our show.

But you can see

The great maxi--

Uh, the great,

Plain-old maxini

Tomorrow a

Pete's used cars.

Forget it!

Deal's off!

That goof was nothin'

But a waste of space

Ah, who am I

Tryin' to kid?

I'm no magician.

I'm nobody.

That's not true,

Maxie.

You're the best son

A dad could have.

And you're pj's

Best friend, too..

Best buddies forever,

Right?

Ah, magic wasn'

For me, anyway.

Me, neither, man.

Heck, only thing

I can make disappear

Is pizzas.

But you know,

There is a whole year

'Til the next talent show.

By then, we could have

The most stupendous ac

In the universe.

Max--

What if we go

A gigantic

Hot-air balloon?

Max!

Yeah, yeah,

We'll take of from

The top of the gym

And we'll bungee jump into

Your dad's swimming pool!

Full of--full of

Chocolate tapioca.

Aw, peej,

It'll be great.

You and me,

Together.

Max!