02x10 - Goofin' Up the Social Ladder

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Yeah!

[Pete] he's gonna do it,

I tell you!

[Pj] no way!

I really love this!

It is so gross!

It's gonna be a new record!

I can't believe it!

Go for it!

Ralph! Ralph! Ralph!

Oh h*!

Don't tell me!

We're watching

Goontown gladiators again.

It's grosserama ii, peg-ums.

It's the mighty

Ralph, mommy!

Yeah. He's going for

His fifth straigh

International

Belchin' title, mom.

You're just in time,

Sweet roll.

He's gonna melt a windshield

Of a semi at 50 feet!

Oh, lucky me.

[Ralph]

Urrrrppp!

He did it! He did it!

He did it!

Way to belch, bud!

Look! The referee's

Going to faint again.

Ralph! Ralph! Hey!

Enough

Is enough!

But, potato bug,

It's not over yet!

I refuse

To just stand here

And let you

Turn yourselves

Into zombies.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

You're on one of those

High society kicks again,

Aren't you, sugar jet?

What's wrong with wanting

A little refinemen

And upward mobility?

At leas

High society

Doesn't have

Any regurgitating

Gladiators.

I knew it.

Why don't we all

Go to a museum

Or the opera?

Gross!

Gross!

But, lip gloss,

We want to watch tv.

Yeah, mom!

The grosserama

Is plenty refined.

The next window ralph melts

Is gonna be stained glass.

All right. You wan

To watch tv,

Then we watch

Something classy.

Hello, mr. And mrs.

Spoonerville.

I'm harmen bleach,

Welcome to the lifestyles

Of the up and crusty.

Aah! Anything

But that clown!

Peter, be careful!

[Tv explodes]

Uh, I don't think you're

Supposed to push all

The buttons at oncem sir.

Ohh! Well, isn'

This just awful?

Now you'll have to

Do something else

With your time,

Like read a book!

Now, I don't know

What's eating you, peg.

We're not exactly the

Highfalutin type, ya know.

Oh, yeah? Says whom?

Well, I don't see you

Hobnobbing

With old lady willoughby

And those snobs

Up on south hill.

There's

Nothing stopping me

But a certain

Pigheaded rv salesman

Who doesn't know a doily

From a dip stick.

Oh, those phonies wouldn'

Have anything to do

With the likes of you.

You wouldn't care

To make a little wager

On that, would you?

[Gasp] I couldn't make a be

With my own wife.

What's the pitch?

I manage to get cozy

With high society,

You have to put on

Some couth.

I can't do it,

You are king

Of the tv controls.

It's a deal.

All right, big mouth,

Just how are you

Going to ge

The famous

Mrs. Willoughby's

Attention?

[Goofy humming]

Sorry

To bother you, peg,

But petey boy

Sold me this hose,

And I think it migh

Be deflective.

Uh, you might not wan

To just up and tell peter

That straight out.

The best way to ge

Something settled

Is face to fist--

Uh, I mean face to face.

Ah-hyuck!

[Gasp] you're right!

Beard the lion in her mansion,

Face to face, nose to nose!

Oh! I'm so happy,

I could kiss someone.

Gawrsh!

Thanks, goofy!

Wish me luck!

Break a leg!

Wh-wh-whoa!

Uh, hello. I'm--

Are you here to repair

The sprinklers?

Uh, no. Ha ha ha! No.

I'd like to see, ah,

Mrs. Willoughby.

If you're not here

To fix the sprinklers,

You may go away!

Besides, mrs. Willoughby

Sees no one

When she's preparing

For an afternoon tea.

That's that.

But i--

Are not invited!

Go now. Au revoir!

Go, go, go!

Who does she think she is,

The wizard of oz?

All's fair in w*r

And high society.

[Grunting]

This is the last time

I wear fat clothes.

Never underestimate

The power of a woman

Who refuses to admi

She needs to lose weight.

[Dogs barking]

Aah!

[Arf arf arf]

Scat! Beat it, you mutts,

Or I'll really flatten

Those noses.

You wouldn't dare.

[Grrr]

[Humming]

[Tires screech]

Oh! I am so mad,

I could k*ll someone.

Peg,

You gotta calm down.

You should try

Watering the lawn.

Ah-hyuck!

It's very relaxing.

I'd install sprinklers,

But they wouldn'

Be the sa--

Wh-wh-wh-wh-whoa!

Oh! Ahh! Ahh! Oh!

Sprinklers? That's it!

Oh!

Oh, goofy,

You're comin' with me!

Passionate, isn't she?

Ah-hyuck!

[Goofy] oh, gawrsh, peg,

You really think

This'll work?

Trust me, goofy.

[Disguising voice] we're

Here to fix the sprinklers!

You don't have to disguise

Your voice. I do.

You're early.

Uh, right.

Early's the name.

Mr. Early sprinklers.

Entrez.

Nice to meet you, andre.

Must be french.

[Peg] now you act busy,

And I'll take it from here.

Okey-doke.

It's showtime! Aha-ha-ha!

Oh, great!

It's mr. Friendly

Foreign relations.

[Growling, barking]

Not you again!

[Barking]

Whaa-h*-h*-hoo!

[Panting]

Ooh-hoo-hoo! Yipes!

[Whistling]

[Peg] psst! Psst!

Goofy!

Peg! I thought you said

This was a tea party,

Not a tree party. Ah-hyuck!

Goofy! Those dogs

Took my dress!

You have to help me!

No problem.

I'm great with dogs.

Sometimes it's like

I'm one of the family.

[Barking]

Wh-wh-wh-whoa!

If he can just keep

Those tire biters

Busy for a minute.

Almost!

[Dogs growling]

Whew! Good riddance.

[Growling]

What, do I smell like

Pork chops or something?

My goodness! What is

All this racket?

Oh! Mrs. Willoughby!

Well, it isn't very often

I find my guests for tea

In the kitchen.

Although I can't quite

Remember inviting you.

But my guest lists

Are so long these days.

I can explain,

Mrs. Willoughby, honest.

No need to explain, dear.

It's perfectly

Obvious to me.

It is?

Of course.

I must have

Invited you to tea

Because you're

A westchester

Pug lover, too.

[Barking]

Ah ha ha! Love them?

I adore them! Ha ha ha!

[Gasp] madame!

That woman, she--

It's all right, hercule.

I'll take care of her.

Ah, oui. But,

Mrs. Willoughby--

You just see that my babies

Stay out of trouble

While I introduce, uh

Peg.

Peg! Yes, uh,

To the girls.

Nice little doggies?

[Hercule]

Aah!

[Dogs bark and snarl]

Hercule loves

My darling puppies.

Ah ha ha!

Who could resist them?

[Hercule screams]

Mrs. Willoughby,

I had a wonderful time.

It was wonderful

Having another dog

Lover for a change.

I'm looking forward

To friday!

Ah ha! F-friday?

What's happening friday?

Oh! Don't be silly.

That's when I'll be

Coming to your mansion

For luncheon.

My mansion?

Luncheon?

Certainly.

You know the rules

Of our ladies' club.

The newest member

Always has a luncheon

For the presiden

After her first tea.

Ah! I can't wait!

Goodbye.

Yes! Good--my dear.

Yes! I--

I can't wait, either!

How am I supposed

To turn this

Into a mansion

By friday?

[Munching]

Gee, graham crackers,

Looks like you're gonna

Lose our bet! Ha ha ha!

Listen, mr. Till death

Do us part,

I already won the bet.

Mrs. Willoughby loves me!

Now you are going to live up

To your part of the bargain

And make sure she

Keeps on loving me. See?

[Gulp]

Whatever you say, pop top.

Gawrsh, petey, I don't know

If this is such a good idea.

That's why I'm doing

The thinking, goofy.

Now button it up!

Lights, camera

Traction!

Drake, thank you

For my new mansion.

It's lovely.

I wanted to get you something

That would last as long

As our love, diamond.

Hey, what do you think you're

Doing?

[Pete]

We have to move

The set, lady.

Now, the purpose of

This practice luncheon

Is to perfect our

High-society etiquette

Before mrs. Willoughby

Arrives this afternoon.

[Narrrator]

Ahem!

The how-tos of etiquette.

Nothing shows

Refinement and delicacy

Of sentiment like--"

Hey! We haven'

Got all day!

Sorry. Ahem.

Chapter 1--table manners.

Personal hygiene

Is better lef

Out of the dining room.

Whoops! Sorry.

And we do not play

With our food.

Aw, phooey!

Remember,

The finger bowl

Is for fingers only.

[Bubbling]

Making bubbles

In any beverage

Is totally inappropriate!

And as hostess,

Never, ever forge

What's in the oven.

[Peg]

Whaa-hoo-hoo!

Oh, hoo hoo!

[Coughing]

I hope high society

Likes charred food

The way

Us common folk do.

Here's a list.

You've got to get me

Everything I need,

And you've go

To make it quick.

Oh, peg, I say let's

Forget the whole thing!

And what do you say

To timing the rest of your

Life with a stop watch?

I say, "out of my way!"

I don't see

Why they can't ea

Common stuff

With preservatives

Like the rest of us

Instead of all this

Ridiculous and fancy junk.

We're gonna ea

This yuppie lettuce?

I can't even say it!

I'd better get a bite to eat.

One never knows what peg

Will be serving for luncheon.

[Bowling pins crash]

Stee-rike! Ha ha!

[Horn honks]

Move it or milk it,

Ya hacksaw!

Da-ooh! I'll never

Make it back in time,

And I still have

One more stop!

Time for turbo reverse!

Yah!

You're really gonna hafta watch

Where you're goin', lady!

And I thought king kong

Was only in the movies.

Now are you sure

You know how to make

The finger sandwiches?

Sure! Ah-hyuck!

[Humming]

Down to one last detail.

Aw, pegster,

You covered up my face.

Uh-huh, exactly.

We don't want to frighten

The lady senseless.

[Doorbell rings]

I'm mrs. Willoughby.

I believe I'm expected.

Ah-hyuck!

You can say that again.

Welcome, and please,

Do come in.

Oh! Mrs. Willoughby,

Thank you for coming.

Oh, my gosh! Not her again!

This is my husband peter.

Ah, uh,

Hi, how ya doin'?

I don't believe I've

Ever seen you before

In the whole entire life

At the market.

That wasn't me.

Hmmhow do you do?

Ehh, uh, heh, heh, heh

Care for

A finger sandwich?

Why, thank you.

Tried to make 'em look

As much like real fingers

As possible.

Aah! Well, you

Certainly succeeded.

I'll think I'll

Save room for lunch.

Goofy, please!

Oh, right.

I'll get the punch.

Now where'd

I put the punch bowl?

Ah-hyuck!

Right under my nose!

Ha ha!

[Bubbling]

Better rinse it out.

Hi! I'm p*stol!

I'm supposed

To be nice to you!

Ha ha! p*stol.

Ha ha.

It's quite all right, peg.

I love little girls.

Why's your hair blue?

How old are you? I'm almost 5!

Ha ha ha ha!

p*stol, please!

Please what, mommy?

May I have that necklace

When you die?

[Laughing]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Ah!

Ha ha. That's

Quite enough, p*stol--

Ha ha--darling!

Don't worry.

Soon

She'll be old enough for

Boarding school.

Ah, y-y-yes. Goofy!

Right!

I'll get the soup!

Fortunately,

Most boarding schools

Are half a world away.

Ha ha ha! I like this

High society stuff.

The fish are biting!

Oops!

Aah!

Soup's on!

Whoa!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Crackers, anyone?

[Laughing]

Oh, h*-h*, yeah.

She's gone.

Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck!

Ah-ha ha ha!

Mrs. Willoughby,

I apologize.

Ha ha! Oh, peg,

Don't worry, dear.

I've had an absolutely

Splendid afternoon.

I haven't laughed

This much in years!

Most of my friends

Are such snobs!

I simply must invite you

To participate in the

Upper crust ladies'

Tennis tournament.

All you'll need

To participate

Is a ladies' pair

To sponsor

For the doubles match.

That won't be a problem,

Will it?

No, not at all.

See you then. Bye-bye.

Goodbye.

Ah, uh, bye-bye,

Mrs. Willoughby.

Souh, tennis, anyone?

Oh, no.

Uh-uh, no way.

Nothin' doin'!

Uh-uh!

Now remember, ladies!

"A pleasant,

Congenial attitude

On the tennis courts

Is paramount to everyone's

Enjoyment of the game."

Ha ha!

And don't you forget it!

Forget what?

[Max] whoa!

[Pj] way cool!

[Max wolf-whistles]

Ladies, you are stylin'!

Gawrsh! Thanks!

Heh heh heh.

Here's your equipment.

Now, boys,

If I'm going to continue

To make a good impression,

Mrs. Willoughby

Should w-i-n,

If you know what I mean.

We gotcha, mrs. P.

Mrs. Willoughby,

I'd like you

To meet ms. Goofina--

Ah-hyuck! Hello.

And ms. Petunia.

Pleased to meet someone

I've absolutely

Never seen before

In my short,

Feminine life.

Ah! Ooh la la!

Nah, impossible.

The first game

Is ladies' doubles,

And the first serve

Goes to the lovely

Ms. Petunia.

I'd like to serve that guy

A knuckle sandwich.

[Hercule]

Ooh, nice form!

Try this form,

French fry!

I got it!

Ugh!

I got it!

Ow!

I got it!

Stop!

[Goofy]

I got it!

Drats!

Yippee!

I got this one!

Yaah-hoo-hoo!

Ouch.

I don't think our dads

Need help losin'.

But we gotta try ou

Our new extend-all

Tennis turbo server.

Come on.

Where's the golf cart?

I left it running right there.

[Pj and max]

Yaahhhh!

Come on, goofina,

We gotta get serious.

What is it, petunia?

Does losing bother you?

All right. Give me

Everything you got!

Hey! What--

[Quacking]

Duck!

That was a duck!

You're fantastic,

Mrs. Willoughby.

Yes, I still

Got the moves.

This isn't a social, ladies.

We've go

A tournament to play!

It's just a game,

Pete-tunia!

Just qui

The chit-chat and serve.

Yeow!

I got it!

Hold on! Got it!

Ah-hyuck!

Go left!

Back up!

Get off of me, you--

Wh-wh-wh-whoa!

The score is 15

Love!

Why, I oughta

Oh, no. Be careful,

My little cabbage roll!

Yaaahh!

Stop!

Wait! Come back!

Come on back!

Hey, come on, slow down!

Hit the brakes!

h*-kay, I'm ready.

Whoa-wha!

Uh-oh!

Yaah-hoo-hoo!

Aahhhh!

Stop!

Look out!

Oh! Tsk-tsk-tsk!

[Sigh] I didn'

Know breaking

Into high society

Was going to be

So painful.

Oh, my dear peg,

The upper crust needs

Shaking up now and then,

And you are

So good at it!

And I have the perfec

Thing for us to do next.

My brother's at the

Performing arts academy.

He teaches

Women's ballet!

Is that so?

Oh, no. No, no.

I know I look good

In a tutu, but uh-uh!

Not this! No way!

Oh, pleeease!

Nooooo!

Oh, no, no, don't run,

My sweet petunia!

Come back to me,

Mon ami petunia!

I love ze ballet!

I'm going to

Pirouette, plie,

Position number 1.

Watch me! I can dance!

I can dance!